#so~

[somerandomdudelmao]

in cj’s defense, he did tell them *multiple times* he was hanging out with his uncle and was going to see him. to him, there’s not anyone else in the world that could possibly be, he has no family besides them. you could forgive him for not remembering he didn’t tell the younger versions, because in his mind, he totally did

In his mind they are kinda little versions of his “collective dad” and he keeps forgetting they don’t have the same knowledge ahaha

Also, for him, having four mutant turtles as his uncles is obvious every day thing. What do you mean not everyone live like that??

[everythingwasalreadypicked]

Silena Beauregard: Daughter of Aphrodite, Spy of Titan army

[dragon-phoenix-along]

Who needs acting class when you can take

✨Creative writing ✨

And pretend to be Heterosexual

[cemeterything]

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[knifefightscene]

[tothechaos]

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

[snakesinsocks2005]

Pin for survivors

[gwenlena]

hello tumblr

[liquidstar]

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

[calocera]

my pet mold spore

[sunbentshadows]

Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

[lotrmusical]

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

[fairycosmos]

absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

[hojlundaise]

the transition im crying

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method