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do you have any hcs (sfw+nsfw) for the goth kids? i love those cynical fuckers <3
I'll take any excuse I can to talk about the Goths!
SFW + NSFW Goth HCs.
🖤 Michael doesn't really get control of his anger issues until after high school.
💜 Pete always ditches his friends when he gets a girlfriend, but also always comes crawling back.
💔 Henrietta opens up a magic shop. Became the Oracle to Mysterion's Batman.
🖤 Michael fucks like he's fighting for dominance.
💜 Pete is a total yandere boyfriend. It's intense.
💔 Henrietta is a BDSM Mistress baddie. She's always in control.
🖤 Michael likes it when you gag.
💜 Pete is a hair puller and will fuck your face into oblivion.
💔 Henrietta keeps certain nails neatly trimmed...
#south park#south park smut#ask april#south park fanfiction#south park x reader#south park drabble#south park fanfic#south park imagine#sp fanfiction#south park x you#the goth kids#sp goth kids#sp henrietta#henrietta biggle#sp michael#sp pete#pete thelman#south park headcanons#south park head canon#south park head canons#south park headcanon#south park hc#south park hcs#sp hc
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We’re still hyping up the Barbie movie, right?
I image Kenny would save ever since the Barbie movie was first announced so Karen and him could see it together in theatres. And bc Kenny’s such an S tier brother, he’d also let Karen dress him up like Barbie w/ shoes they found in their mom’s closet and makeup he stole from a drug store.
Got inspired by Kenny’s infamous blond wig🫶🫶
#south park#south park fanart#sp fanart#digital art#kenny mccormick#my art#sp#fanart#digital fanart#sp kenny#karen mccormick#sp karen#barbie#the barbie movie#head cannon#sp hc#South Park head cannon
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Cartman would so grief kyles shit in minecraft
Kyle: DUDE!! WHERE THE FUCK DID MY PUMPKIN FARM GO
#south park#southpark#sp#south park fandom#kyle broflovski#kyle south park#south park kyle#eric cartman#cartman#sp cartman#south park cartman#south park quotes#fake quotes#‼️hcs#south park headcanons#sp headcanons#headcanon#sp hc#south park hcs#fennecfiree
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this came to me in a dream
#stan marsh#kyle broflovski#sp style#sp stanky#style sp#south park style#stankyle#south park#south park fanart#south park art#stan x kyle#mine#was in the mood for doin a lil comic hehe. i dont really have a super strictly defined college au for the two of them but i do have#assorted ideas that vaguely coexist and this can be part of that. i will say in my head this isnt even them dating yet this is just#the bestfriendism where theres Feelings they have not addressed yet + also foreshadowing of stan being a clothes stealer#when they eventually do start dating. even tho i def body-type hc stan as a stockier build than kyle i feel like with casual t shirts n#sweatshirts n stuff he'd like the baggier/looser ones anyway so stan could def steal
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Gerald has a favorite son, and his name is NOT Kyle
This one goes out to you @rilu-artblog
Your comics are so funny I wanted to give you a comic for the art trade :-) sorry for making Gerald lowkey evil in this one 😿 hope you still enjoy!
#upsideinsideout#art trade#personal hc:#Kyle is Shelia’s favorite#Ike is Gerald’s favorite#they would never say this out loud… but Gerald is kinda obvious with it#south park fanart#south park#south park comic#gerald broflovski#ike broflovski#kyle broflovski fanart#sp fanart#broflovskis
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Finished southpark the fractured but whole and decided to draw my faves!
I have no idea how i pulled this art style out my ass, drawing with a mouse really makes the difference i think. but i think redrawing some screencaps with this style would be SO cute
#modmakesart#fanart#myart#southpark#south park#south park fanart#south park art#kenny mccormick#butters stotch#sp butters#butters leopold stotch#sp bunny#sp creek#tweek tweak#craig tucker#craig x tweek#south park creek#headcanons#hcs
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Gh. Those guys
#south park#sp fanart#south park fanart#sp#sp tweek#tweek tweak#craig tucker#sp craig#tolkien black#sp tolkien#clyde donovan#sp clyde#jimmy valmer#sp jimmy#creek#sp creek#digital art#art#my art#headcanons#hcs#yes tweek has a sunflower lanyard#idk how to draw Jimmy's crutches :(#sp hcs#craig and those guys#south park creek#craig x tweek#tweek x craig
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It wouldn't be livin with grandma if the place didn't reek of mold, moth balls, potpourri, and cat turds.
#south park#sp fanart#fanart#my art#tweek tweak#craig tucker#sp creek#also I KNOW tweeks hair style changes like 5times leave me alone#this is also just a look into my whole tweek living with his gma hc once his parents get arrested
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I FELL INLOVE WITH THE KYLE FIC OMG??? OK OK WHAT ABOUT THIS.
the main gang with an S/O that is like, VERY VERY SNUG/TIGHT, like unnaturally tight (but not negatively ;)). Also a virgin, like the biggest virgin out there, completely oblivious to stuff like that and super sensitive to touch in general, talking just a graze of fingertips might gain a small whine. I'm thinking maybe a correct adjective for this would be just the classic virgin reader + the things listed. AAAAA FEEL FREE TO DO THIS DEPENDING ON HOW YOU HAVE ENERGY I KNOW UR SICK😭🙏
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..sigh you just love to do things to my brain don’t you anon.. WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME- NEOCIE IM GONNA GO FERAL RAWR RAWR RAWR jk I’m such a sweet girl, I’m an angel I would never. Tehehe. And I’m sick so I’m an even more touchy just brain melty mood.
˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
Kyle’s gang + butters with virgin reader!
Established relationship ₊ ⊹
All characters are aged up! Highschool AU! ‧₊˚✩彡
Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Cartman and butters 𐙚
𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: smut/ NSFW, some degrading

Kyle 🐇𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒🪐
“Just like that holy fuck.. you’re so good for me.” Kyle let out a low moan, his head leaned far into his pillow whilst you slowly rode him. “That’s it baby, slowly, don’t look away, keep looking at me, that’s it. Keep watching me baby” his hands held either side of your face in an attempt to keep you with him, to keep you from looking away from him. Your legs shook on either side of his waist, your hands covering your face as you helplessly rutted against Kyle. You practically sucked him in earning groans and whimpers from the lanky gingers lips. “Fuck you’re tight.” He couldn’t hold back anymore, not with the way you gripped so tightly around him, not when he was trying to pull out to slam back in. No you gripped so tight he couldn’t even pull out. It was enough for him to grip onto the sides of your face harder, pulling you down so your forehead rested on his and he snapped his hips up into a ruthless pace.
- He’s a sweet boyfriend. He’s just a sweet guy in general. So when you tell him you’re a virgin he of course would never ever judge you for it.
-what he didn’t know was everything he did could basically make you drip on the spot, and majority of the time it’s shit he doesn’t even think of. He’s sitting with you in a restaurant with Stan and the rest, he softly touches your thigh, opening it to drag you closer to him. He doesn’t think a thing of it until you let out a squeak. Everyone raises their brows, Kyle looking at you when he feels your thighs squeezing his hand. Ahh.. you were sensitive too.
-“have you.. ever touched yourself..?” He asks curiously before feeling you shove his shoulder “Kyle broflovski!” “What? Sorry, I’m sorry. I just. Wanted to know” there was silence before you slowly nodded. He thought for a moment “has anyone else ever touched you?” He questioned again, watching as you shook your head side to side looking at him with big doe eyes. Your hands placed between your thighs. He softly bit his bottom lip, watching your body gently rock back and forth at the thought “do you.. want to be touched?” He slowly scoots closer to you, watching as you slowly lay back on his parents couch, his hands coming to tease the hem of your pants.
-he goes so god damn dumb when you grip him. He doesn’t know how to act. It’s like his brain shuts off and he goes into auto pilot. He’s usually gentle but fuck when he feels you grip so tightly, tight enough that you can feel almost every curve and vein littering his cock, he’s biting your shoulders and slamming into you. He’s swearing, panting. He’s so fuck drunk he doesn’t know what to do.

Stan .° ༘🎧⋆🖇₊˚ෆ
Panting. He’s a panting mess. He tries to form words but he’s so focused on trying to find a deeper angle, trying so desperately to feel you tighten even more then you already were. Your finger nails dig into his raven locks watching as your feet bounce due to your legs being locked around his waist. He was slightly hunched over, his hands on your ass to lift the bottom half of your body off your bed by a couple centimetres, his face buried in your hair while he lets out pleasurable grunts. “Stan!” Your lips spewing his name made him open his watery eyes, lips immediately coming to your ear. “I know, I know. I’m right here.” His hips snap as he slowly sits up, his member pulling out but with a struggle, his tip being the only thing remaining in your gushing warmth. “Can you take some more for me? Hm? Think you could do that?” When he watches you nod he gently takes your legs from his waist and pushes them against your chest, finding himself thrusting deeper at the new angle, your walls clenching so god damn good.
-“virgin? Really.. you? Are a virgin?” He almost doesn’t believe you because to him he can’t see how someone like you could be one. He’d thought everybody would be all over you. But he would admit he was proud to be the one to take it from you. He’s kinda dumb. So he doesn’t catch on. He just thinks you innocence is just, well how you are. But no.. no it’s for many reasons.
-he guides you 100%, you might actually make him a bit nervous because he doesn’t want to ruin this for you. He doesn’t want to take your purity away in such a vile way, he actually wants to make sure it goes exactly how you want. Tell him and he’ll do it. “You’ve got it babe”
-like I said Stan is a little dumb from time to time so he just doesn’t understand why you can’t sit still on his lap. He doesn’t get why your legs are practically shaking and stuttering against him when his large calloused hands come to hold at your hips. Maybe he’s not dumb he’s just, oblivious. He’s noticed that when he sweeps the hair from your neck to the other side you shudder, gripping onto his arm. “Are you? Are you good?”
-when he finds out the reason for it being you were a virgin he kinda.. likes it. He likes that he can be the one to make you act like that, how a single touch from him could have your legs open for him. Of course he takes is time with you. But he does enjoy teasing you from time to time.
-.. the first time you give him a handjob he’s definitely staring at you. He’s on the couch because his parents aren’t home. So what a perfect spot to do so. Your hands pump his cock so well while you partially hide your face, turning it the other way. His arms are resting on the head of the couch, one hand coming to turn your head so close to his you can feel his breath. “Don’t shy away from me..” his eyes are on you, nose pressed to your cheek as you pump him faster, you bottom lip tugged harshly under your teeth.

Kenny ₊˚🕯️🖤❀༉
“Mm I think you can take more sweet thing.. shhh I don’t wanna hear another word. You lay and look pretty for me yeah?” Kenny’s pace was torturous as it was; but having him grip onto his headboard, and pushing you further into his sheets was enough to make you clench harder around him. He shivered, his smile growing wide enough to expose the missing tooth on the right side further back. “Kenny please! I can’t do it.. I-i can’t take much more” you pushed at his lower stomach, still your grip around him was hard for him to pull out, pulling out would mean feeling every inch of his cock and that alone was pleasurable enough to send you to your edge. “Awh the poor baby, that’s a shame isn’t it, cuz you are” he was quick to take your jaw in his hands, pounding into you, his other hand pushing down on your shoulder to keep you from squirming. “Fuck I love the way you clench around me, like you don’t want me to leave” he cooed at you. Feeling yours fingers scratch and grip at his sides and lower stomach once more.
-he’s a horndog. So finding out you’re a virgin? “SCORE” he’s jumping over the moon for joy! Really it’s nothing to be so happy about, so giddy, but he’s just more or so happy it gets to be him that shows you everything.
-he’s probably one to tease tremendously until you finally lose your virginity to him. He likes watching you twitch and squirm at every touch he gives, but he makes sure his touches are extra touchy. He’ll walk behind you to grab your chest, when your making out his tongue is tracing your collarbones all the way down to the hem of your underwear. He wants you to feel like it’s about to happen but he’ll keep you waiting just a little longer.
-he’s probably gotten you to hump his leg. I’m not kidding. He was sitting on his bed, watching you walk around a little too tempting for him. He wasn’t exactly ready to do things to you quite yet, and he didn’t want to force you but when you ended up on his floor, sitting on his foot to try and get off. That shit eating grin never left his face. “Where did that pretty little innocence go hm?” “Kenny.. s-stop it’s not funny”

Cartman 🎧✮🧺✧˖°
“You’re so pathetic.” cartman pulled out, before pushing himself back in further “squeezing and gripping my cock like you don’t want me to stop.” He repeated slowly pulling out before pushing back in. “You go so dumb for my cock you can’t help but clench onto me huh? You silly little thing” who knew Eric cartman was also a teasing little shit even in bed. You. You did. Your hands held onto his shoulders, your feet planted on his bed, knees up and shaking as he worked his way to a somewhat quicker pace. He kept his thrusts short but he was deep. Both due to him and you pulling in him each time he tried to pull back a bit. “Eric, m-mm~” he cocked a brow stopping for a moment before looking at you fully. “Go on, say it, I won’t move until you do” your eyes shot open “mmm- more I want more please” he chuckled gently “you greedy bitch, I’m giving you so much and you want more” he listened though, he gave you what you wanted. He always did in the end.
- “pfft. Fucking virgin” he was too. So don’t let him get to you. Is he going to tell you that? Fuck no. Do you know? Yeah most likely I mean it’s cartman he’s lucky he even landed you. “Cartman shut up. That’s fucking rude and it’s not funny” you crossed your arms. “I’m sorry I’m sorry.. hmm” you shot him a glare. “Cartman.” He placed his fingertips to his lips “it’s just.. a little funny” he pinched his fingers together to make a small gap between his thumb and pointer finger. “I hate you.”
- a fucking tease, like Kenny he uses it to his full fucking advantage. He’ll tease the fuck out of you but just won’t give you want you want. You want him to take your virginity and baby he will. He just wants to get you all pent up, hot and bothered.
-from time to time, when things feel like they’re getting closer, and both of you are practically undressed his tip is teasing at your entrance, slowly circling before he stops for a moment, “hm, I don’t know, I’m feeling a little *yawn* sleepy yknow?” He smirks before laying down on his back watching as you look wet and dumbfounded, legs slowly closing as you sit up. “What the hell Eric..” he looks at you. “You could, suck me off? How does that sound?” You roll your eyes lowering your head at his commend. Don’t worry.. he’ll do it. He just likes to tease you to the very edge, to where you think you’ll get it.

Butters ˚☆🐈*๑
“P-please I won’t last much longer if y-you keep doing that..” butters stutters his words. He has you in a mating press, his legs surprisingly keeping him up, as he slams back down repeatedly. “I’m sorry baby.. I-i can’t he-help it oh my god~” your hands run through his hair, his head lowered towards yours as his lips try to reach your own. You clenched around him each time he pushed in. And god did he love watching himself pull out to watch you grip, your juices coating his member. And when you were left empty he watched as you pulsate trying desperately to find him. The look of it.. fuck he couldn’t help himself. He couldn’t help but to give your tight fit exactly what it wanted “ahh~ lord.. I’m so close~” he whispered against your lips. He knew if his parents seen him now he’d be grounded for god knows how long but Jesus you drove him crazy the way you sucked him back in.
-“virgin? Well that’s alright darlin! Me too! We can learn together!” What he doesn’t know is you’ll have him sucked in, he can’t escape. Not that’s it’s bad. But he becomes addicted. Ever since the you told him, all he’s had on his mind is you gripping him so tightly, your warmth and softness. He’s like a rabid little bunny. But he does keep it to himself, he wants to be gentle with you, sweet and attentive the very first time. You both wanna make sure the other is comfortable.
-he finds it cute when he touches you and you practically moan. Because.. he does the same thing. You touch the back of his neck? He’s shuddering and moaning at the way your fingertips softly lingered. He loves when you you lay him down on his bed, lifting his shirt to kiss around his belly button, your lips lingering against his slight bright blonde happy trail. And he does the same to you, his lips tracing every inch of your body until he reaches between your thighs “mmm.. can I?” He asks gently “well I’ve never done this before so if it’s bad.. I’m sorry” he looks up at your with puppy dog eyes, making sure you know he’s just never done this. When you give the okay, he gentle.. but he can’t help himself when he tastes you, he’s immediately got your legs over his shoulders, and he’s making you squirm and scream. He’s very proud of himself. He’s not much of a tease but he tries to when he gets in the mood
“Well don’t you look awfully pretty” he mutters in your ear, watching the blush creep onto your cheek and you squirm in the place you sat. He’s not the greatest at teasing but hey he tries. And he makes sure you both learn one step at a time.
-but once he’s had it once…. There ain’t no going back. He’s like a wild dog off its leash.
Im sick.. and I’m feeling.. in the mood. I love them. I want them.
#south park x reader#south park x y/n#south park x you#eric cartman x reader#eric cartman x y/n#eric cartman x you#kenny mcormick x reader#kyle broflovski x reader#kyle broflovski x y/n#stan marsh x reader#butters stotch x reader#butters x reader#butters leopold stotch#sp butters#south park hcs#south park headcanons#south park fanfiction#south park#eric cartman#kenny mcormick headcanons#kenny mccormick#sp kyle#stan marsh x you#dolly’s fics#🃏 anon
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yall ever get so destroyed by a fic that its 4am, the fic hasnt been out for half a day, and you spent 2 hours in a fanart of it because otherwise you'll just cry?
link to the chapter, fic by @mantequillamcwhoremick (my therapist will know about you)
#idc about quality i literally speedran this thing#and i drew it with my fucking finger so i think good enough#if tomorrow i hate it I'll fix it but thats a problem for future me<3#and gasppp loki posted art after like a million years who could believe it#south park#south park fandom#south park au#south park hcs#south park headcanons#south park fanfiction#south park fanart#kenny mccormick#leopold butters stotch#mysterion#professor chaos#mystechaos#sp bunny#my art#artists on tumblr#my artwork#digital art#chaos plan
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Who of Stan's gang+craigs gang would want/end up having kids?
Ooh, I love this question. Let's dig in!
Kids or No Kids? Let's find out!
💙 Stan is too scared to have kids. He doesn't wanna be his dad.
🧡 Kenny has the same fears but occassionally gets lax with condoms/birth control and it happens anyway. He's a total girl-dad. (IYKYK)
💚 Kyle wants a family. He's a total family guy, even when he was a kid. He wants to build a life with someone, have something worth protecting.
💔 Cartman wants kids he can use as bargaining chips to control and lock down his partner. He's not interested in actually being a parent.
💜 Tolkien wants kids and has the means to take care of them. He's gonna be a great dad.
💛 Jimmy says he's down for whatever, but lowkey wants kids. He's got all the dad jokes locked and loaded.
🖤 Craig is kid-neutral, but his instinct is to resist. They're loud, messy, and he hates that society expects people to have kids. The defiant streak in him is prone to resisting such forced expectations.
🤎 Tweek wants kids but is terrified. They're a constant source of anxiety. What if there's a problem with the birth? What if they bump their head? What if they buy the wrong crib? What if, what if, what if...
#ask april#south park#south park headcanons#south park head canon#south park head canons#south park headcanon#south park hc#south park hcs#sp hc#sp hcs#stan marsh#sp stan#kyle broflovski#sp kyle#kenny mccormick#sp kenny#eric cartman#sp cartman#sp eric#craig tucker#sp craig#tweek tweak#sp tweek#tolkien black#sp tolkien#jimmy valmer#sp jimmy
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so nationality wise everyone was born in the US but i think these guys particularly have a more interesting heritage.yeah
#south park#bitchless au#craig tucker#stan marsh#david rodriguez#nichole daniels#tweek tweak#wendy testaburger#kevin stoley#sp esther#lmk if im being insensitive my concept of nationality and race has been determined by my context but im willing to learn??#my wife hcs kyle as italian/lebanese and mmmmmMM thats such a good hc
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His fav flavor is strawberry guys ‼️
#south park#southpark#sp#south park fandom#kyle broflovski#kyle south park#south park kyle#cutie patootie#‼️hcs
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🧡 favorite colors💙
#i started this monthsss ago but finally finished it now :'3#when i saw this post i exploded . its them.#hc just for this: kenny hates orange and only wears that parka bc its all he has actually#just let it happen#ok#D:#south park#fanart#my art#comic#sp bunny#kenny mccormick#butters stotch#leopold stotch
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Alpha male shirt
#I have the hc that werewolf Stan have the purest heart in the world#he’s a big ass wolf and very scary for strangers but he’s a uoppy :(((#he would love everything that kyle gift him#south park#kyle broflovski#stan marsh#south park fanart#sp style#art tag
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STANS GANG (SINGULAR) FINDING OUT S/O IS SECRETLY DOES FIGHTS (LIKE WRESTLING) FOR MONEY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 🙏🙏🥺🙏🥺🥺 (im desperate)
✮⋆˙ MAIN FOUR WITH FEM!S/O WHO SECRETLY WRESTLES FOR MONEY
↳ an: hope you enjoy this! slowly working my way back into writing headcannons! also requests are still wide open!!
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: ̗̀➛ ★ STAN MARSH
Okay you know how Stan acts pretty indifferent to things until he finds out Wendy is doing it…thats him.
He probably hears about the wrestling and doesn’t care until he finds out you are involved.
Will go to your matches. At first, he does it just to seem supportive until he gets into it.
He probably isn’t the best at taking care of wounds or being there emotionally if you lose a fight, but he tries in his own ways, such as sitting together at Stark’s pond in silence and just enjoying a moment together outside of the matches.
Forces the others to go to your matches, or at least attempts to depending on how they’re feeling (similar in that episode where Stan tries to get the others to help with the murdering of whales).
A part of him wants you to stop since he doesn’t like seeing you get hurt, will grimace when he sees it happen but since this is what you want to do, he tries to take a step back.
Cue anxious small dog activities…
Spends time with you before matches, being extra lazy, watching a movie, napping, listening to music, anything to ease your nerves before the fight, and get you into the right headspace.
To help you relax after matches, he’ll help you home and you two spend the night just lying in your bed, sharing headphones and just recapping what happened until you fall asleep.
: ̗̀➛ ★ KYLE BROFLOVSKI
Honestly, he thought you were joking when you told him, then you invited him to one of your matches, and he’s become the embodiment of a soccer mom.
Loved WWE as a kid, went to a live show, so he knows what you’re doing and how it goes. (since he also did “wrestling” as a kid)
He worries about you getting seriously hurt; he knows all the different injuries that can happen in fights.
Definitely didn’t go down a Google search rabbit hole after he went to his first match.
Will scold you if you get hurt in any way. Has scolded you for getting a chipped nail after being thrown too hard into the mat.
helps you keep your wrestling identity a secret and if Cartman threatens to do anything Kyle is number one in line to stop him anyway.
Invites you over to his house after fights to help clean you up and for his mom to make a filling dinner for you.
Okay, this might be crazy to say, but he genuinely gets interested in the storylines.
Kyle gives off the vibes of pretending not to care about the drama, but actually, he’s helping you write what you should say and do for your next match.
If something happens during the fight, like the other opponent doing an illegal move or you getting scolded by a ref for something Kyle doesn’t agree with, his jersey will come out and he WILL shout from the sidelines like an embarrassing mom.
he does it with kindness in his heart, though.
: ̗̀➛ ★ KENNY MCCORMICK
Kenny, he’s all for it.
Kenny’s worked a few weird jobs, so he respects the hustle.
Your number one supporter, goes to all the fights, will wear any merch of yours, and show anyone who will pay attention your highlights even though he’s technically not supposed to but what’s the point of having a badass girlfriend if he can’t show you off just a bit.
He got his siblings involved with going to your matches; Karen already loves you but seeing you in such a badass role, you’re her new role model.
Since he is Mysterion and dies quite frequently, he knows his way around injuries. So expect him after you fight to clean up any cuts and ice any bruises for you while you rest.
He makes jokes about your strength, says he wants you to throw him around inside the bedroom (I mean, it’s Kenny)
Don’t get me started if you have big muscles and are a bigger person, he will call you his dommy mommy and there's no coming back from it. worships the ground you walk on, honestly.
Though he doesn’t have money to spend on much, on days with really important fights, he’ll gather whatever money he can and take you out for a celebratory dinner, without caring if you win or lose, because in his eyes, everything you do deserves a celebratory dinner.
: ̗̀➛ ★ ERIC CARTMAN
Eric, without a doubt will say he doesn’t care if you come forward with your part time wrestling career that is unttil he realizes just how much you get if you win the fight, then it’s a whole new story.
He becomes your manager, if you already had one, well, say goodbye because now you have him!
i feel like if you were to ever express you don’t care to get famous through wrestling since you want to keep it lowkey, he might drop it but secretly behind your back and with Butters’ help, he’s showing you off to get more people at the fights in support of you.
If you’ve seen the W.T.F episode, then he’ll try to get you into some wrestling TV program.
Will set up a wrestling ring for you at his house so he can coach you (firm believer in the Eric does wrestling when he gets to high school headcannon)
Definitely will try to take some of your prize money (calls it payment for his very important coaching), yeah, you don’t let him do that…
in all honesty, Eric supports you for what you do. even as your pretend coach, he’s pretty skilled with planning stuff out for you and making sure it’s a fair fight.
Not because he doesn’t like seeing you get hurt…
Makes food for you, wants to make sure you gain your energy back. will say his mom made it though but gets a little ego boost if you enjoy the food.
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