Dating can be challenging, yet Peter Parker has a variety of love interests thirsting after him at any given time. He shares his wooing wisdom by presenting the Spidey System.
Step 1: Spark Interest
Aggressively and awkwardly wear down your target.
Step 2: Peak Curiosity
Compell your target to seek you out.
Step 3: Investigate Physique
Wear something that leaves little to the imagination.
Step 4: Ditch Completely
The most essential step!
Leave your date with zero warning. It will leave them wanting more.
Step 5: Excuse Absence
Provide a bogus reason for wasting their time and expectations.
Step 6: Youthful Indiscretion
The immaturity will make you appear aloof. Allowing you to replicate the Spidey system again and again with the same targets.
read a spideypool fic where peter was super poor like little to no money and couldn’t eat everyday and wade bought/cooked him food to help out. and it was so good i won’t spoil it but honestly one of the best reads from a fic of them
Y'all remember my team red series (is it worth it being hurt), yeah well I added another part called under attack this one's a little more spideypool focused and is my favorite trope of fighting as flirting
summary:
“As a general rule, I’m not into people that could kill me,” Peter says. Now, Petey-pie’s love language is sarcasm and he’s very good at it. A little too good because Wade can’t tell if he’s joking.
“You’re not into me?”
“Of course I am.” Peter leans forward, biting his lip. “I just know you couldn’t kill me.”
“Obviously,” Wade says, “I love you too much to pull the trigger—”
Peter interrupts him with a snort. “No, no, no,” he laughs, “Obviously you don’t want to kill me, but it’s not like you actually could if you did.”