#spideytorch tweet

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

[traincat]

I read your spideytorch fic about Andrew’s Peter and MBJ’s Johnny (and absolutely LOVED it) and it got me thinking about this one tweet about how each live action Peter Parker has a Johnny Storm that came out around the same time, so I was wondering if you’d ever write a spideytorch fic surrounding Tobey’s Peter and Chris Evan’s Johnny?

Thank you for reading my fic! I'm so glad you liked it; that one is one of my personal favorites.

I probably wouldn't write Tobey Maguire!Peter/Chris Evans!Johnny just because neither the Raimi films nor the 2005/2007 Fantastic Four films are my favorite adaptations of the characters, so it would be less fun for me to play with them. (I don't have anything against the Raimi movies, but their take on Peter just doesn't do it for me.) But going off of what you said about a tweet mentioning there's always been a live action Johnny Storm to go with each Peter Parker, I was kind of like, well, what about the 1994 Fantastic Four film? Which is how I found out there's a 1990 Spider-Man fan film that looks like it's available on youtube and now I'm like, what if.

[king-starkrogers]

clint to bucky OR johnny to peter? Ahahsjshsjshshs

[teenbrigade]

Johnny isn’t the best writer, but he did have Sue read this over twice.  They both totally missed the accidental double entendre.

iiiiiii never repost stuff from my twitter but this is a little different than my usual sloppy collages? Inspired by @traincat’s amazing spideytorch fic New York Minute

If you like sloppy collages and constant tweetstorms about Johnny + celebrity culture, I’m @strangetales69 on twitter

[crobby]

mistakes were made

word count: 1285

pairing: peter parker/johnny storm

summary: spidey makes an onlyfans account. it doesn’t go well for him.

for the spideytorch gc bwahaha

___

Peter’s not a charity case, he’s just… making a financial choice that may involve getting practically free money from strangers.

Things are a bit tight right now, is all. JJJ is paying him even less than usual, rent got bumped up, and he needs to pay for a repair on the spidey suit after an especially gnarly battle.

So, yeah, he could use some extra cash, which is why he’s up at ten-at-night slouched over his computer and creating an OnlyFans account.

It’s a perfectly respectable thing to do in his situation. He’s not going to be posting spider-porn or anything like that. He doesn’t know what he’ll post, actually. People would probably pay to see Spider-Man do anything, even just read a book. Oh! He could do little biology lessons. That’s a great idea because he’s literally a biology teacher. Big brain boy.

After putting the final touches on his account, he gets set up to start filming. He’s not going to splurge on fancy equimptment, so his phone camera and a lamp are going to have to do.

He feels weird talking to an inanimate object as if it was a real person but he makes it work. Adding in his usual brand of bad jokes to help ease the awkwardness of it all, he goes over a (not-so) simple biology concept and posts it. An hour later, he checks his phone to see hundreds of notifications. That was quick, he thinks.

Peter gets on a posting schedule, releasing a few videos each week. He quickly amasses hundreds of thousands of followers after Tweeting about it on his Spider-Man account. It’s not verified, but people generally accept that it’s actually him.

He was right about the whole ‘I can post about literally anything and people will eat it up’ thing. He doubts anyone actually cares about biology; they just want to see his face--well, Spider-Man’s face.

Peter’s never been more liquid in his life; he’s got cash flowing out the wazoo. It’s nice, which is why something has to go wrong. The infamous Parker Luck never lets him catch a break.

The day in question starts out fine; he catches his train, doesn’t get mugged, and there’s no villainry for him to stop.

It’s when he walks into the school that things begin to take a turn for the worse. His students are whispering, which is normally fine because they’re asshole kids but today they seem like they’re all whispering about the same thing: him. On top of that, several students whoop and whistle at him in the halls.

Something’s up.

He makes his way into his classroom, trying his best to avoid anyone and everyone. After a bit, the students start filing in.

A boy shouts, “Get it Mr. Parker!”

Peter’s head shoots up from where it was bent over various papers. “Excuse me?”

“We saw what your husband tweeted,” a girl pipes up, blushing.

“I--what?” Peter scrambles to find his phone in his messy bag.

The girl places a hand over her mouth. “You didn’t know?”

“No, I didn’t know,” Peter snaps. Oops, he really shouldn’t snap at his students. He finally finds his phone and opens up Twitter to see an alarming amount of missed notifications. Yikes. Going directly to Johnny’s Tweet, he nearly bursts a blood vessel.

Johnny Storm

@thehumantorch

Yeah, me, my husband, and Spider-Man had a threesome. What about it?

Why on Earth did he post that?!

“Give me a second,” he tells his students, angrily dialing Johnny’s number and stepping out into the hall.

It rings once before Johnny answers, “Hey babe.”

“Hey? That’s all you have to say? Hey?”

“Oh. You saw the Tweet.”

“Yeah I saw the Tweet! What the fuck, Johnny?”

“Hear me out! It was necessary! Okay so basically I accidentally walked into the background of one of your videos in my underwear and everyone thought that I cheated on you with Spider-Man and people were getting really mad about it so I had to do some damage control!”

“Your idea of ‘damage control’ was to tell the entire world that we had a threesome?!”

A startled student looks up at him from the water fountain. Sorry, he mouths to her, pointing at his phone.

“It was the best I could come up with! People believed it and nobody thinks you’re Spider-Man! I think I did alright!”

“I have an entire class of teenagers making fun of me right now! Nothing about this is alright!”

Johnny pauses. “I, ah, didn’t think about that.”

Peter pinches the bridge of his nose. “What are we gonna do about this?”

“I don’t think we can do anything, hon. People will stop talking about it eventually.”

Sighing, Peter resigns himself to his fate. “Yeah, okay. You’re right. Sorry I got so mad.”

“Lol it’s okay, sorry for making some teenagers make fun of you.”

“Did you just… say ‘lol’ out loud?”

“Yes.”

“I--okay. I’ve got to go. Bye, love you.”

“Love you too!”

Peter hangs up, pocketing his phone and heading back into the classroom. “Sorry about that, I had to… talk to someone. Let’s do some biology, yeah?”

Getting into the lesson, he can almost forget the shitshow on the internet. Almost.

A boy raises his hand.

“Go ahead,” Peter says.

“Is it true?”

Peter plays dumb. “What, that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell? Yeah, that’s true.”

“No, the thing about Spider-Man.”

Peter sighs. They’re all looking at him expectantly and he can’t really deny it at this point without raising a whole horde of other questions.

“Yep,” he lies, “It’s true. No more questions about it, though.”

The statement is met with a chorus of disappointed groans.

“Come on, biology is better than gossip,” he tries.

“No, it’s not.”

“Regardless, we’re not talking about this anymore. Get your textbooks out and turn to page three-hundred and ninety-four.”

___

Peter was graced with three lovely, peaceful weeks before shit hits the fan. Again.

He’s teaching, just like last time--why do bad things always happen when he���s teaching?--and he’s just told a hilarious joke when he notices a student acting weirdly.

It’s not the ‘I have a vape pen hidden in my sleeve and I really hope you don’t notice’ type of weird. Peter’s not sure what type of weird this is, just that he doesn’t like it.

He tries to ignore it--he really does--but the kid’s barely hiding the fact that he’s doing something, which is gathering the attention of a handful of other kids.

He peeks over the boy’s shoulder as he hands out worksheets to find him watching one of his OnlyFans videos. That’s not good.

“Care to tell me why you’re on your phone in the middle of class?”

The kid jumps. “Sorry, Mr. Parker! I wasn’t doing anything--just, uh…”

“Watching Spider-Man’s OnlyFans videos?”

“...Yeah. Do you steal his jokes?”

Peter frowns. “What?”

“It’s just--a minute ago, you said the same joke he did in this video.” The boy turns up the volume and rewinds the video to the point where Spider-Man does, in fact, say the exact same joke Peter said not even five minutes ago.

“Why does his voice sound like yours?” a girl asks innocently, not knowing that she just ruined Peter’s whole life.

“It, uh... doesn’t?” he stammers.

“No, it definitely does,” a boy says, “Wait! Oh my gosh, you didn’t have a threesome with your husband and Spider-Man, you are Spider-Man!”

The students break out into a roar of chatter, all asking questions and sharing their own theories.

“Nope,” Peter decides, walking out of the classroom--nay, out of the country. This is it. He’s done for.

He never should’ve made that OnlyFans account.

[humantorch]

Letter z for the ask prompt?

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go!

In five sentences or less I’m gonna tell you why Johnny/Wyatt should be canon let’s go. First of all they’re best friends and care for each other very much. Second of all Johnny needs a tall buff boyfriend who can carry him over one shoulder. Third, you can tell Johnny is a family man and I think it’d be very sweet if he started a family with Wyatt. Send tweet.

Anyways Spideytorch good but Johnny/Wyatt.... hngh. Marry each other pls

Send me fandom asks!

[jasontoddled]

nick robles tweeting that he’s drawing spideytorch really is the big banger to end spideytorch week on god bless

[thesrctsoftheuniverse]

MASTERLIST

hello this is a list of all my fics, separated by fandom and ship

I’ll try to remember to update regularly but no promises (mostly because I also don’t post fics regularly)

LAST EDITED: 22/09/23 (or 09/22/23 for the USians)

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

Harley Keener/Peter Parker parkner 

well done gays  

freaky anxiety

series: 

tony stark: genius, billionaire, philanthropist, superhero, drama king. 

Work 1: this was a mistake 

Work 2: Operation: Make It Worse

Parkner Week 2019

Work 1: Spider-Man isn’t that cool Work 2: A line not yet crossed Work 3: The right incentive

Work 4: Kissing booths and blurry pictures Work 5: Birthday gift

Work 6: the boy who couldn’t hold his breath underwater

Work 7: Cartwheels and pigtail pulling

Work 8: stupid mosquito 

Work 9: Rose Hill’s finest

Work 10: supply closet 

Parkner Week 2020

Work 1: Dear Future Harley

Work 2: liar liar

Work 3: anything for hot chocolate

Work 4: foolproof plan

Work 5: petty teenagers

Work 6: happy birthday sign 

Work 7: may parker is allowed to make fun of peter sometimes

Work 8: how to tire out a teenage genius

Work 9: sam wilson is the BEST pseudo-uncle

Work 10: spider-man's filter slowly disappears the more he tweets

James “Bucky” Barnes/Tony Stark winteriron 

he watched, he stayed, he loved 

Johnny Storm/Peter Parker Spideytorch

Open Doors At Stark Tower

Loki/Tony Stark Frostiron

stealing the stolen prince

Peter Parker & Tony Stark (platonic/familial)

Irondad

How Peter Parker became Stark Industries’ favourite intern (series)

HEARTSTOPPER (TV)

the hug

series:

slight heartstopper (tv) AUs  Work 1: saying no

Work 2: movie night

Work 3: being honest

Work 4: no interruptions

Work 5: message sent

WEDNESDAY (TV 2022)

series:

xavier thorpe being pathetically in love with wednesday

Work 1: destined to love (destined to leave)

Work 2: knife to the heart

Work 3: nothing left

Work 4: torn apart

Work 5: see right through me

Work 6: liability

YOUNG ROYALS (TV 2021)

malicious compliance

RED WHITE & ROYAL BLUE

series:

take everything i can/give all i have

Work 1: take everything i can

Work 2: give all i have

[lamujerarana]

How likely do you think it is that Marvel will ever confirm in a book that Johnny is bi? They seem to have ignored Marjorie Liu's confirmation on twitter. Maybe if we tweet Chip Zdarsky, he might make it official in Marvel Two-in-One.

I waffle back and forth on this. The Fantastic Four are very unpopular right now! They’re not currently one of Disney/Marvel’s most highly prized properties, and Disney/Marvel doesn’t seem to care all that much about what happens to them. I could see a writer like Chip being able to take advantage of that general indifference/the fact that no one’s paying attention to make Johnny on-panel m-spec. Were the FF wildly popular like, say, Spider-Man or the Avengers, I’d think the likelihood was pretty slim, especially in the films -- Disney/Marvel wouldn’t want to risk their international or domestic markets. On the other hand, Disney/Marvel’s also in the middle of a campaign to ignore the FF and make them as unpopular as humanly possible, so. Disney/Marvel announcing he’s bi/otherwise m-spec would likely lead to a controversy + media blitz + higher profile for Johnny and probably the FF by extension, which is what happened with Diana over at DC. I suspect Disney/Marvel the company does not want that to happen because they want to lower the value of the FF property and make it easier/cheaper to buy it back from Fox. That being said, they did announce that Bobby Drake was gay in the comics even though Fox still owns the film rights, so. Meh. Maybe I’m wrong. (I think the X-Men situation -- with a more popular film franchise -- is a little different than the FF’s, though, because Disney/Marvel has a better chance of buying the latter back since the FF aren’t financially a success for Fox. Whereas with the X-Men, the best they can hope for is capitalizing off of the films’ success via the comics.) Regardless, I think it really all boils down, for Disney/Marvel, to what is marketable and when the best/most strategic moment to capitalize off of it is for them.

I do, however, know that Chip loves Spideytorch (his run on Peter Parker: Spectacular Spider-Man makes that very obvious, he’s at least referenced it on Twitter, and I know that people have asked him about it at cons and he’s been very enthusiastic), and he likes JohnnyDaken. I don’t know if you’ve ever seen his Secret Wars #1 Variant Cover, but:

He included Johnny and Daken, and Johnny is definitely making heart-eyes at Daken. I think he has the leeway to sneak hints like this in, which he’s been doing in PPSM (Peter tells Johnny “love ya,” Johnny calls their movie date a date, Peter says he loves it when Johnny does what he says), but how obvious he’s going to be allowed to make Johnny’s queerness is anyone’s guess.

So I think Chip as a writer would be 100% down for making Johnny on-panel canon bi/m-spec. But his power is limited. It all depends on what the Disney/Marvel editorial/executive board will allow him to do with their character. I mean, I genuinely trust Chip with Johnny and Ben -- it seems like he’s a big fan of both of them but especially Johnny and knows his FF canon. But. What will the execs allow him to get away with? How does the battle between Disney/Marvel and Fox for film rights to the FF factor into the likelihood that this is ever going to happen in the comics? I think it will happen someday. I just don’t know long it will take.

(I just want it to be canon that Johnny is hopelessly in love with Peter, who is, in typical Peter fashion, totally oblivious to this fact, and that he has been for years.)

P.S. I just wrote a post talking about the queer-coding of Johnny’s character in the comics that’ll be up on the FyeahFF blog later today, if that interests you!

[johnnystormcast]

Episode 5 of Stormcast, a podcast about Marvel's Johnny Storm A.K.A. The Human Torch!! Yuuhy and Traincat somehow talk for over an hour, despite Johnny not having any lines in comics released in May 2017, about Johnny's bright future, his questionable fashion choices, and which historical figures YOU, the listener, think Johnny Storm has slept with.

Issues covered in this episode's Stormwatch: 
- Jessica Jones 8 - Uncanny Avengers 23 - Infamous Iron Man 8

We mention this interview with incoming writer Jim Zub about Uncanny Avengers, as well as his tweet about sleepwear.

Look forward to Johnny’s appearances in Peter Parker Spectacular Spider-Man 2 and 3.

Check out this interview with Brian Michael Bendis about Infamous Iron Man for a preview of issue 9.

Enjoy gleesquid's fic, “sweet like honey, don’t need money (all i need is you)”, for Spideytorch being gross exhibitionists.

And imagine Johnny in Harry Styles' many outfits as seen on Carpool Karaoke.

Music in this episode by Rockit Maxx: - "Drive Til Dawn" - "L.A. Montage"

Follow us on iTunes

[traincat]

last time I revealed I was blocked my Dan Slott on twitter someone was surprised so I'm coming back to report that I've just discovered my locked account is now blocked too. happy blocked by Dan Slott twice day to me.

[traincat]

Is there a significant portion of 616 spidey fans out there that like sl*tt? Because from twitter to reddit fans are super vocal in how much they dislike his work yet he managed to stay on the title forever. I’m just wondering what happened there considering the fact that comics so heavily rely on consumer feedback

Urgh (at Slott, not at you). The answer is: I don’t know. I know I don’t like his writing and I don’t like his attitude as a professional on social media. I know the people I know who are huge Spider-Man fans don’t like him. I know most Mary Jane fans don’t like him, as he’s been pretty uniformly terrible in his presentation of her, and that’s leaving aside comments he’s made, like the recent Fantastic Four script that described Alicia wishing Ben would come home as “not a Mary Jane crying at home for Spider-Man scene” or something along those lines. 

Look, I don’t think Slott started off the worst Spider-Man writer ever -- I don’t hate some of his earlier work, although, aside from some Spideytorch moments and Spider-Man/Human Torch 3&5, I don’t think he’s ever singularly put forward one of my favorite Spider-Man comics. (The other ones I really like, he’s had co-writers on.) And I liked the main story of his parting issue in Amazing Spider-Man #801, so he can write a good Spider-Man story. It’s just that, for some reason, when Superior Spider-Man happened, he decided to stop trying to. His flip-flopping on Superior Spider-Man is especially egregious -- if we’re supposed to root for Ock in any capacity, well, it’s already a thumbs down on the whole body stealing thing, but having him ogle and attempt to rape Mary Jane before realizing he can just use Peter’s most intimate memories of her as masturbatory material and then tossing MJ aside as “insubstantial” is a bad way to do that, not to mention the violent assault against Felicia, and his sexual relationship with Anna Maria Marconi -- who thought she was sleeping with Peter Parker. I’m not sure how you build a redemption arc out of that, but I know it’s not by putting Otto in another clone body and having him go back to stalking Anna Maria. (Marvel enabling this kind of material by continuing to publish Superior books is not helping, granted.) Post-Superior: there’s some stuff I enjoy. I didn’t hate Clone Conspiracy, although I think that its aftermath hugely misunderstands the Spider-Man clone narrative. And I’ll be honest: all of Parker Industries reads like huge authorial jerk off material. It’s Superior Spider-Man on a meta level: ooh look at how much better and cooler I’ve made Spider-Man by making him a CEO instead of a lowly photographer.

I do know some fans who liked Superior Spider-Man. They’re not, granted, people I would want to be stuck in an elevator with, given one of them told me it was “so cool” when Otto punched Felicia, but I know they’re out there. I assume there are people who like Slott’s other Spider-Man works. I don’t think he helps himself by being generally inflammatory on twitter and then refusing to back off and instead doubling down on his misguided points, like recently when he tweeted that Spider-Man couldn’t be Jewish because he’s “universal.” (He also said he couldn’t be Catholic, but buddy, we knew that when in canon he can’t recognize a communion wafer.) I generally like his Johnny writing, if I had to compliment him on anything, but when it comes to Spider-Man: personally, it’s a big no. As for how he lasted on the series so long: it’s a bit of a mystery to me. Part of it is that Big Two comics are definitely a boys club, and I assume he’s friends with the people who kept him on the book so long. Also, in the beginning, he was churning out Spider-Man fast, which counts for something. Although if we look at the delays on both Fantastic Four and Iron Man (which iirc he’s not on currently anymore?), that’s, uh, clearly not the current case.

[traincat]

Spideytorch has to be used in universe right? With the amount of team ups and Johnny's tendencey to tweet everything there has to be people shipping them!

iirc Johnny actually calls them the Spideytorch team in ASM 657, during one of the flashbacks