#spideytorch quotes

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

Johnny: then. we broke the rule

Peter: yes I hope it’s not a mistake

Johnny: “I hope I’m not a mistake” Title of your sex tape

Johnny: *GASP* title of our sex tape

[hurtspideyparker]

Peter: From now on we'll be using code names. You can address me as Eagle 1

Peter: Black Cat, code name "been there done that"

Peter: MJ is "currently doing that"

Peter: Johnny is "it happened once in a dream"

Peter: Deadpool, code name "if I had to pick a dude"

Peter: Tony is... Eagle 2

Tony: Oh thank God

[isthei]

peter parker: how do i make my date more romantic?

gwen stacy: how about you try being mysterious!

[on the date]

human torch: so, where are we going?

spider-man: none of your business

[ticklet0d]

Johnny, leaning on the counter: Hey beautiful, come here often?

Peter: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along?

Johnny: Play along!

Peter: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married

[batcavescolony]

Gwen: this is my boyfriend Peter, and his boyfriend Johnny-

Peter: Johnny's not my boyfriend

Gwen: he hasn't figured it out yet, but we all know it's true.

[spdytrch]

johnny: baby

peter, in the spider-man suit: fellow associate

[incorrect-spideytorch]

Peter: Do you want to go out with me?

Johnny: No.

Peter: :(

Peter: :((

Johnny:

Johnny: …alright fine.

Peter: :)

[alittlerightalittlewrong]

Johnny: You're gonna tell me if your last name was Money you wouldn't say 'here comes the money shot'?

Peter: No.

Johnny: Yes you would dude.

Peter: No, I wouldn't.

Johnny: Yes you would.

Peter: I don't say anything when I ejaculate.

Johnny: Nothing at all?

Peter: I mean noises come out. But I'm not gonna say anything.

Johnny: Gimme a. Gimme a. Shh shh, go.

Peter: I'm not gonna do that!

Johnny: Come on. Come on. Jerk off right here, let us hear it.

Peter:.... No!

Johnny: Alright, okay.

[spideytorchiscanon]

*spideytorch childhood friends au*

Peter: I have a crush on someone.

Johnny: who?

Peter: I can't say, silly. It's a secret

Johnny: I'm good at keeping secrets. I can keep this one! Promise!

Peter: mmm no. If I tell you, they will know!

Johnny: I promise I won't tell! Promise! Please!

Peter: fine. But if you tell anyone then I don't think I can trust you with more secrets

Peter: You.

[bitrashteddy]

Peter: Do you know the kind of silence and the kind of hug where you know everything is going to be okay

Johnny, waiting for Peter to continue, eyebrow raised: ...

Peter: and when you kiss them nothing else matters

Johnny: Peter, baby, where are you going with this?

Peter, quietly: Tell me I'm not catching feelings

Johnny, heartbroken: Peter I-

Peter: Please- just. I can't fuck this up, how would I begin to explain this to Tony-

Johnny: So, you and Harley are what? Fuckbuddies?

Peter: yea... I'm so done for

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

Peter: look, you have to take it chill!!

johnny: got it, no more marriage proposals

peter: and without big gestures

johnny: right! right...

*explosion sound*

peter: *tries to look back*

Johnny: Don't look back! just look to the future for our future you don't need to look back!!

peter: *turns*

fireworks: I love you peter!!!

johnny: pfft it has nothing to do with me, it must be another peter

fireworks: from johnny

johnny: haha! must be another johnny!

fireworks: storm

johnny: hahahaha!! what are the odds!!

fireworks: *johnny face*

johnny nervous looking at peter: ...

johnny: *cute face*

peter sigh: *smiling* johnny...

[hurtspideyparker]

Johnny: Aw man, Parker's life is great. I wish I had that

Peter, with 3 nickels to his name, the entire city of New York against him, and every women in his life severely neglected: Bro

Johnny: Oh well. 

*flies off in his super car, after being fawned over by adoring fans, his wallet full and his model face plastered on every magazine*

Peter: BRO

[isthei]

spider-man: this is where i watched my uncle die, wade.

deadpool: cowabummer!

[lilabelle777]

@spideytorchweek final day: free day

royalty au

“[he] touched me and it felt as if the stars were dancing across my skin.”

~ porcelain skin by josh wilbanks

[thebigspideytorchfan]

Peter: Why is the coffee pot broken?

Johnny: Bobby did it

Johnny*an hour later, sitting in a chair with a brown background behind him*: So...it was actually me but I didn't want him to be angry.

Peter*a little bit after Johnny, in the same chair*: I knew it was Johnny. I want to see if he confesses to his crime.

[sensational-biderman]

Peter: Are you okay?

Johnny: I don’t know, I’m too tiredddd

Peter: You’re a bicycle?

Johnny: …. You’re just saying that to confuse meee aHHHHH