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how-much-for-a-whump · 2 years

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Strike Back S06E01

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#whump #male whump #tied up #held captive #torture #waterboarding #drowning #heavy breathing #rescued #spitting water #coughing up water #strike back #Samuel Wyatt #daniel macpherson #Thomas McAllister #warren brown

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fennelwasp · 3 months

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Based on a tweet by RoyInterrupted that killed me dead

#daniil dankovsky #pathologic #artemy burakh #digital art #pathologic 2 #burakhovsky #clara pathologic #the tweet made me spit water on myself #i think clara would use her weird jesus powers to torment daniil #that’s her right #i support women’s wrongs

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baby-xemnas · 8 months

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🐯♥🐻‍❄️

#lawbepo #trafalgar d water law #bepo one piece #my art #one piece #sweetie baby angel bepo and his awful boyfriend who spits in his mouth #sorry #but he does....i cant do anything about it

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cherubytes · 8 months

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decided to check out the tvtropes page for ultrakill and saw it had a drinking game section

#alcohol poisoning speedrun any%#gabriel #ultrakill #ramblings #id included #just putting this here bc i almost spit out my water #edit: this was trapped in my queue for like 2 months and i completely forgot it existed 💀💀

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loo-nuh-tik · 1 year

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She is something, your Claudia.

Interview with the Vampire S2

#interview with the vampire #armand #iwtv #claudia #assad zaman #*spits my water*#iwtv s2 #tvedit #loonuhtik

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vcrnons · 1 year

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the many faces of hansol vernon chwe, part 2 / ∞

bonus, feat.dino:

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fishcop · 2 months

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tmk episode 4 doodles- huge big humongous spoilers :]

#God. I was doing so much shitposting and then this episode hits me like a seven hundred ton truck full of cement blocks that crushed me and #Broke all of my bones and then all the cement blocks fell out and flattened me like a pancake and once I thought they were done falling I l #Ok up to see one last cement block as it pushes me off of the street and into the sewers below where I gargle sewer water til I am violentl #Spit out the other end of the tunnel into the cold rocky beach and I sit there wondering what the fuck I just watched and I am in shambles #Anwyayysdss good episode :D #Jrwi tmk #total monster kill

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where-the-water-flows · 4 months

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hey like I know narrative convenience etc but also like. wenjing glows when there's blood on it, yeah?

Li Lianhua carries that sword for a decade. up his...sleeve? I guess?? just. on him, all the time presumably, because it's the last link he has to his shixiong and also because like. defence weapon. and also also sword he needs to keep hidden and probably can't just leave lying around like he does di feisheng's disco boxer armour scraps, because a sword is kinda less easy to explain as 'haha yeah I just found it and decided to keep it for. reasons?' than 'oh my thrifted jianghu scrap of don't get burnt cooking material is actually valuable? weird! anyway want some inedible soup'

Li Lianhua also, presumably, spends a decade coughing up blood on the regular, because of the whole dying slowly and horribly of poison thing. I'd guess he's coughing up blood probably less at the start/middle of the decade, but like, he's visibly used to just horking up an internal organs worth of blood and then continuing on his way as best he can, so. one assumes the blood spitting is not a new thing.

so like. how often over the literal decade he's carrying the sword that glows when exposed to blood and also regularly exposing it to blood is Li lianhua like hurkcoughbleh and then has to be like please ignore my glowing arm, it's....a medical condition that is extremely normal and not worth talking about, that will be five taels take your treatment and please fuck off

#mysterious lotus casebook #waters words #li xiangyi #look i know It's Not That Deep but also i. chronic overthinker.#also yes its basically a very faint blue glow but like.#idk i feel like in a dim room its pretty fucking noticeable.#also ALSO yes i know it has to get blood physically on the blade. but like. how much blood.#like bro spits kind of a lot of it and if you're treating a patient you probably don't want to spit blood ON THEM #so like #coughing ->shitfuck paitent ok turn head->SHITFUCK SWORD ABORT ABORT ->uhhhh yeah i have. glowing. arm. disease?#anyway i assume that wenjing lives in the same pocket dimension that hulijing and the four black horses do when not needed

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ask-theredcrown · 2 months

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The One Who Fucks His Little Poet