#spreadability

[unbfacts]

[robiberon]

guys i'm french (i keep bringing this up, sorry) and i have no idea wtf helen is talking abt when she says "zou zou bisou" like truly i can only think of the song "zou bisou bisou" but why is she quoting it?? i dont even know what it means in the song?? is it a popular reference to americans or smth?? am i just deeply uncultured??

[dimsilver]

I am eating well and there are daffodils on my table. basically: o death where is thy sting

[katescribblesabit]

SIGGHHHH

first... the red vines on the dream smp

second.. the black concrete on qsmp

NOW crying obsidian on the realm smp

we really never did leave the fucking building huh?

[mixelation]

This is a recipe I really like

Bacon Fried Rice

Directions

Place bacon in a large, deep skillet and cook over medium-high heat, turning occasionally until just beginning to brown, about 7 minutes. 

Drain all but 1 to 2 teaspoons of bacon grease from the skillet. 

Add corn, onion, and garlic. 

Sauté until bacon is crisp and corn and onions are softened, about 3 minutes. 

Mix in rice. 

Stir in soy sauce and extra bacon grease to taste. 

Cook until rice is heated through, 3 to 5 minutes.

bacon rice.....! fascinating and delicious sounding

[r-aindr0p]

Hi.....i just found your blog by going through the Rollo tag...you're very cool....and your art tastes like rillette for some reason.....

I'm also french and have almost the same twst fav characters...do you think we could be twins.....also Mar is super cool I love them.....bisous.....

Surprising choice but hey, why not And actually I did meet a few other french that had similar faves during a con two weeks ago ! That would make us at least quintuplets... Though, Mar gladly volunteers into assimilating anyone if interested

[acourtofquestions]

The fact Chaol & Celaena/Aelin have to exist in a universe that doesn’t have Nutella is a fictional tragedy

[lastoneout]

boursin changed their fucking cheese

[s00nyoungie]

my roommates and i occasionally come together to tell each other one (1) kitchen ick that we have against each other to clear the air and i need to know if this is a reasonable one:

[loppytaffy]

Imagine someone getting into an argument with Logan and them saying "the universe does not revolve around you", because actually, it does.

[dullahandyke]

Something must be done about the kerrygold garlic butter monopoly

[elisedonut]

Colin just bouncing on his tip toes while talking to Percy while Percy is not hearing a word of it because cute

I was thinking about that hospital concept again but specifically of Colin wanting to kiss someone before he dies I don't think he says it like that but that's the point of it and Percy agreeing because by this point it's been like a bit since they've met and even with like Bill in Percy's ear going stop- stop- you are going to just cause yourself pain

Percy is falling anyway

so yeah he agrees to it and Colin bounces on his tip toes for a second and it's so cute

[claysgf]

i need that tvussy NOW ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[stabknives]

Just saw a post that started with "they were soulmates, but not in the sense they were destined for each other-" and I'm ggonna stop you right there because I think that's actually the one thing they have to be. Like it doesn't have to be romantic. In fact they can fucking despise each other (funny and great) but they do have to be destined in some way. Inevitable. Two halves of a whole.

[softest-butch]

so here's the situation. you distractedly open a new (sealed) tub of butter and when you look down (not a second later), uh oh, there's a moth in it. the moth (alive) leaves with gentle coaxing. my conundrum is this - a) do you think that the moth was sealed (alive) in the butter, or was the moth generally in the kitchen and happened to hop onto the (fresh) butter in the second it took to look away? and b) are you eating the butter

[skrunksthatwunk]

you ever catch yourself typing something and. somebody please tell me why was i about to put this in harris bomberguy's notifications

like put me in the stocks. it's the only answer