#squabble (she/her)

[l0vel3tterl0ver]

The NERVE of Smeech to call MY WIFE a funny looking rat when he is indeed said rat’s biological father is crazy.

[frolicsomeratscallion]

I love laxus and erza so much I wish their friendship was explored more, both in fairy tail and in the fandom like theyre so silly I wanna put them in a jar together and shake it

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

Yes, gallifrey may be full of impactful and tragic moments and the characters face so much hardship, and their actions are often motivated by the threat of death and destruction, but very importantly, it is also a workplace comedy

[realbeefman]

i think house would get a really perverse satisfaction out of giving wilson top surgery. something about a savior complex and the blood on your hands as you purposefully cut into flesh and peel back the layers of who your lover is and leaving someone changed for the better and the intimacy and trust of it all..

[s-aint-elmo]

microdosing on the tlt tag has been earth-shattering because it came with the revelation that my experience of being siren song'd into finally reading the series by ianthe tridentarius's abject dysfunction only be dashed against the rocks of her unanticipated tenderness was not universal

[quietwingsinthesky]

this is why i love the dark!fryes au because you really only have to make one change for it to work: instead of jacob wrecking london while evie’s back is turned, evie watches, goes ‘:( oh noooooo. how awful. who could have predicted jacob would do such a thing. anyway since it’s all been burned to the ground, the right thing to do is to replace the previous system with assassin money and manpower :) for the good of the people.’ and then she points at another person/industry for jacob to destroy and does it all over again.

[sonic-adventure-3]

various oc stuff, mainly edits of stuff of already posted. i SWEAR this is the last time i post those last four images but it’s just so much easier modifying “refs” i’ve already made instead of making new ones

edit: plus these two images that i haven’t edited at all since i made them but i want them on this post too

[queeny-v]

Days 4-5 Hurt/Comfort + Flowers.

They have my whole heart I stg 😭💖

[brokencages]

i see people talking about sasuke and hinata having beef, but what about hanabi. they would be each other's biggest haters and no one even knows if they're being serious. hanabi is just a dedicated hater and has to question neji's choice in men every chance she gets

[knickety]

Yunli being an absolute gremlin child was not on my bingo card for this patch but I am NOT complaining. She's such a little brat (affectionate)

[thegreatyin]

Very glad I could inflict the psychic damage my wife and I regularly inflict upon each other upon you

Also you’re forgetting the subject of people who would instead of found family route go the masters as possessive lovers who are doing this to keep their beloved with them forever and ever and ignore all of The Bullshit (batshit?)

that's not a cursed mainstream AU take. that's a "main plot of the scoundrel's self-insert fanfiction" take

[dollypopup]

look i get bton has set up some seeds (ba dum tiss?) that polin will be the pairing in the Featherington Family to have a male heir first (and it's popular in the fandom as an endgame for them) and thus will inherit the estate but

consider the following:

they find out about it and go 'ahahahah NOPE' and thus become co-conspirators to get Pru or Phillipa preggo before them. because with inheriting the estate. . .what they really inherit is the debt. and neither of them are eager for that anytime soon

so one storyline is that they're on a mission to get Prudence there first so they're always out here making very thinly veiled insinuations at PruDank and make up excuses and schemes so they're alone with each other. Penelope takes the lead for this particular side of the scheme, but they're definitely in kahoots. like Colin will lead Dankworth to places and Penelope will do the same for Prudence and whoops, look at that, what a good time for the two of you to make an heir and Penelope's there in Prudence's ear like it should be you, you're the oldest, it's your right, wouldn't you want to lord it over Phillipa forever? like the devil on her shoulder and constantly hyping her sister up because please, god, don't let it be her, she doesn't want it to be her, she is a grand total of 19 years old and she wants to fuck her husband consequence free, and she can't do this chastity shit, it's not reasonable, so Prudence, time to hop on that horse! let's up and at 'em, sis

and the other is Colin coming to Albion like 'soooooooo. . .I have to ask. . .how have you managed it?' and he's like 'managed what?' 'to be married for two years and not have a baby. I mean, I'm a newly married man and I'd like to. . .enjoy my wife before we start a family. I have to know your secret' and Albion is just there going 'huh? what secret? we've just being doing it normal?' so Colin's very concerned like 'oh no, what if i've offended him? what if they can't have kids???' and Albion and him keep talking until it becomes clear that, wait, hang on, what do you mean by normal and it finally comes out that the reason Phillipa always seems like she's got a stick up her bum is because she does so he's like 'oh fuck, oh no, oh no no no, i can't be the one to inform him that's not the way to make a baby' ala: 'you are putting it in the right place?' and he's white as a ghost like 'so very sorry, i think i left my cat on the stove, i have to go'

and Colin and Penelope come together at the end of all their schemes like 'well. . .there goes Plan A. . .and B. . .and C through G' as Penelope frantically wonders if she can get Gen to pull Prudence aside and Colin is contemplating which of his brothers he can bribe enough to have the 'So, women have multiple holes' discussion w/' Albion because he refuses to be the one to do it

meanwhile, Portia is out here making potions to try to get one of her daughters to have a baby because thus far, she's batting 0 for 3, and Polin's schemes somehow always end up in direct opposition to her schemes, thus canceling out each time

tell me that wouldn't be the funniest shit you've ever watched on this show

[aaandbackstabbed]

Scrooge: Goldie, I am not having anymore silly arguments with you!

Goldie: water is not wet.

Scrooge: how?! In the actual fuck-

[vulturevanity]

normal thing to say about your dear friend who you think is really cute and charming and hard-working and basically the perfect wife material

[the-werewithal]

Silm fandom is a very dangerous place for someone with world builders disease.

[quietwingsinthesky]

i love that one of the things amara says about chuck is that he “always had terrible taste in men.” amara what does that mean. men didn’t exist yet. what are you talking about. were you peeking outside of your prison just to see how shit your brother was at picking up guys.