#squeezes him like a stress ball /j

[mblue-art]

sans au sexyman polls doooodle

congrats to the kings<3 🫶🫶🫶

[rubia-peregrinart]

ah yes, my scrunkliest, Enzan “will have a burnout that physically incapacitates him for several weeks before turning 15″ Ijuuin

bottom right is me taking that one(1) time the anime mentions him having low blood pressure and running away with it   ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[theradicalace]

*comes out of fanfic retirement to write pico/bf/gf fluff* wow!! what a shocker!! no one could have ever predicted that i would do this!! this is surprising and out of character behavior /s

[krustybob]

thinks about bart too hard and explodes

[washeduphazbin]

Adam NSFW Alphabet

Here ya go, ya filthy simps.

First time doing a nsfw alphabet so if it’s … bad I’m sorry. Lmk how to improve tho

--Minors DNI--

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

At the beginning of the relationship, I don't think this man knew what aftercare was; I mean, there's a reason Lilith left him. Let's be honest. It would take a learning curve and a lot of explaining from you about your needs after sex until he'd realize how important it really was.

Once he got the idea down, he'd be religious with it every time after sex, he'd ask, "What the fuck you needed to feel extra sexy."

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

What isn't his favorite body part? Toss up between Boobs, Ass, and Thighs, he loves them all. If you held a gun to his head, he'd say your boobs, big or small, he would NOT CARE. He wants them in his mouth.

Small boobie queens, he'd squeeze them like little stress balls when he's annoyed or anxious.

Big boobie queens, pillows. Need I say more. Calls them bazoingas unironically.

Type of guy to stand next to you talking to Lute and reach out and just squeeze your tits, letting out a HONK. Lute would roll her eyes with a snicker as you flushed, while Adam would look at you with the biggest shit-eating grin.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

This guy's cum is thick. milky and warm.

Beads at the tip when you turn him on and likes to cum deep inside you, filling you entirely or on your tits or ass.

Will stare hotly as both your cum spills out of you, as you whimper and whine, usually making him ready for round two.

When you suck him off, he enjoys watching it spill from your lips instead of you swallowing.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Adam has one main secret (idk if it qualifies as dirty) but enjoys genuine praise for things he feels proud of accomplishing. It's not like you praising him for exterminating sinners; it's just simple, innocent praise when he does something particularly sweet for you.

A big softie, but only in private and only to you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He's a fuckboy. Sorry, not sorry, he just is. HOWEVER, it doesn't mean he is a star at sex. He's decent at first, but there's a reason Lucifer stole two of his wives. His biggest gripe was he didn't want to reciprocate head, but you broke him off that relatively quick when you squeezed your thighs around his skull for the first time, practically double-killing him.

It was fuckin' hot.

You both have a lot to learn, but you learn together, and the sex is still angelic.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He has two:

He enjoys cowboy/girl because he's lazy and likes to watch your tits bounce in front of his face.

He also enjoys doggy style, so he can see your ass bounce as he pounds into you, biting your ass cheeks as he goes and slapping.

G = Goofy (are they more severe in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

Goofy. He does not shut his mouth; he always has something to say as he's getting intimate with you. It's safe to say he never stops talking, which means he's very vocal about moans, whines, and grunts. It's safe to say he has no filter regarding you.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Pretty basic, but the carpet matches the drapes. However, he could be better- groomed. It's safe to say he's definitely hairy, not just there but all over.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

Although Adam is definitely more goofy, as discussed earlier, I think sex is intimate and essential to him. While he can be silly, he works his ass and dick off to make sure it's the best sex you've ever had. Oddly enough, when he's alone with you and in a soft mood, he always romantically initiates sex.

Slow and sensual kisses lead to heated make-outs and biting before turning into more.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

I think Adam is on the more hypersexual side of the spectrum if you see sex as a spectrum like I tend to. So, if you're not around for some reason, he will probably be cranking one out sometimes more than once a day. Honestly, even if you are around and you're not feeling sex at the moment, he'll pout, but ultimately, go watch whatever heavens' equivalent to porn.

(or videos he's recorded of the two of you ;) )

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

I think Adam would have three main kinks:

Breeding - "All of humanity came from this dick."

Mommy Kink - need I explain more? Dominant women are such a significant turn-on for him; one look when you're in Dommy Mommy mode, and he's on his knees.

Role-Play- If you don't think he'd make you cosplay and act like Sinner who is trying to redeem themselves just for him to role play fucking redemption into you, your opinion is just incorrect. Sorry.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere and Everywhere. He doesn't care; if people see good let them know you're both hot as fuck. They're probably green with envy.

His favorite place, though, is on his desk in his office. The thrill of getting caught lights a fire in him that can't be snuffed out without burying himself in your cunt.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

I feel like we discussed this one a lot, but I can add a few more. When you're mad at something Hell did or another resident of Heaven. Also, when defending him, think of the "He asked for no pickles" meme, but it's you asking for Adam.

Oh, and of course, you are in any type of lingerie, punk rock, or revealing clothing.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Piss, Poop, ya know the classics. He'd also never want to seriously hurt you, maybe a light slap here and there, maybe a little choking, but if he ever hurts you in the act, he's flaccid so quick and on you like a mother hen.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

As stated earlier, his preference is receiving; he loves the way you look between his thighs and his thick cock in your mouth. Drool and pre-cum leaking from your lips.

But he has gotten more open to giving and isn't...great, but you're teaching him how to work his tongue and fingers.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He sets a fast and rough pace, hits you deep in your canal, and kisses your cervix, almost like he's trying to hit your womb. He's a feral beast honestly once he starts fucking you and it'd take an act of God to get him to stop.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

All the time though not super preferred, He likes to tease you as much as he can before letting you cum, but most of the time you have sex, it's out of the house. It's a constant struggle to keep your hands off one another and, more often than not, sneak off for a quick fuck somewhere before rejoining a meeting, hangout or if Adam needs immediate stress relief.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

So long as it's not on his list of hard no's, I feel like Adam will try anything once if you ask. He's for sure a risk taker and wants you to challenge him with something new, but in the end prefers classic sex.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

He can last only two rounds, but they usually last. A very long time because he likes to be a little shit.

T = Toys (do they own toys or use them on a partner or themselves?)

He does not own toys, and if you have them and use them, you will absolutely be jealous of them and attempt to make you trash them. But if you say no, he'll respect it. Just be extremely salty.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh, he's a brat. It is so unfair that it will test you pretty much through the entire process. He enjoys seeing how much he can overstimulate and edge you before he finally fucks you raw.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

So fucking loud. God bless your neighbors if you have any. His groans and moans could shake the entire house, and your whines, whimpers, and pleas for 'harder' aren't any better.

He also laughs a lot.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

I think he loves to mark you up to prove to everyone that you are his and his alone. I think it would start with a shit ton of hickies, then a joke from Lute saying he should just collar you until he actually does. It's classy and elegant, matches his angelic robes, and has spikes.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

So I absolutely headcanon him with a dad bod (sorry, not sorry); I think he also has significant arm and chest hair and a particularly drool-worthy happy trail. He's squishy and you love it even though he can be a little insecure about it at times, you just tell him you love him no matter his shape or size.

He is your Teddy Bear.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

HYPERSEXUAL. HIGH. THIS MAN WANTS SOME FUCK.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Passes out quickly afterward and can't go more than two rounds max. Likes to sleep right after but has learned to check on you first before passing out on your tits or chest.

[icarus-star]

nsfw alphabet // chris kenton

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

he didn't know much about aftercare before dating you, since the only things he knew about sex were all from porn and that's not the most insightful source ever. but he's actually pretty good! very shy and cuddly afterwards.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

fem!reader: sorry to say, he loves your boobs. i mean, he really loves them. he squeezes them like stress balls if you let him. he does also enjoy watching them bounce when he fucks you. masc!reader: he loves your hair. the way it's styled, it's color (whether it be natural or not), as well as pulling on it when you give him head. gn!reader: your thighs are his favorite. he loves to just squeeze them, and obviously use them as pillows. he doesn't care if they're big or small, he just loves them (he does also like leaving light hickeys on em too).

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he cums a lot. thick white loads of it. he really likes cumming in your mouth or on your face. but that's only if you were to be giving him head, he does also enjoy cumming on your tummy. he'd only ever cum inside of you if he was wearing a condom.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he has so many. his number one would be that he's super into filming sex. he really really wants to film a quick video of you sucking on his dick.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

number one in the virgin club, i bet he's never even kissed anyone before meeting you. qs mentioned many time's, and probably everytime chris is talked about, he only knows the stuff in porn. so you have to help him out a little, guide him through everything.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

it's a tie between doggy and cowgirl. he loves to pound you from behind, hit soo deep inside of you while fuckin' you in doggy (and probably film you). but in cowgirl, when you're taking control? oh he loses his mind. he loves watching you, he'll buck his hips up and so gently hold onto your hips.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

maybe. if there's something to laugh or joke about, maybe something that one of you did on accident, he'll make a lighthearted joke about it.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he tries to be neat and shave, but he always knicks himself. so then he gives it awhile, tries to shave, and history repeats itself. so usually, yes he does have some hair down there.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

a little bit. he's always a super big sweetheart, but sex isn't like.. super deep to him. until later into your relationship, maybe some nice slow sex with candles lit (and maybe maybe some rose petals).

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

every. single. day. more like every night, but whatever. he really just loves feeling his dick in his hands, stroking it nice and slow with some lube, rubbing his thumb over the tip.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

not the kinkiest guy out there, he's pretty vanilla. there were things he found attractive in porn, like hair pulling and stuff, but he'd never actually want to do that. he'd be into the stuff you are, really. all of this with the obvious exception of his thing for filming sex.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

in his bedroom. he has a very comfortable bed. but sometimes it does end up on the floor, if either of you are feeling a little too needy to wait.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

everything. no joke, he thinks you're so sexy that anything you do could make him easily pop a boner. but, if you were to tease him about something, anything, he can't help but feel a little.. conflicted.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

pretty much just stuff like watersports, you know? he's also not a super big fan of hurting you, but that's not a definite no.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he loves when you give him head more than anything. he's actually obsessed with feeling you gag on him and swirl your tongue around. and he loves to cum down your throat. and giving you head? fem!reader: this boy is messy. he lick all around your pussy, lapping at your clit, getting his face covered in your arousal. he doesn't quite know what he's actually doing, but if you're enjoying it he's going to keep doing what he's doing. masc!reader: it's like a challenge. seeing how much of you he can take down his throat. he gags so much, trying to take every inch. his eyes look so pretty too! all covered in tears.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he actually really likes slow. he's so gentle, going in and out at such a leisure pace. though, he does often fantasize about fucking you as hard and rough as possible.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he's down. maybe a little anxious if it's in a public space, but if you both need to get something out a quickie is definitely gonna happen. though, he does rather being able to take his time with you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

not really. he's pretty nervous to cum inside without a condom. maybe he would do something in a semi-public setting. like, at one of his parties. the both of you sneaking off into his bedroom at one of his parties, nobody noticing that he's gone.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

maybe 1 or 2 rounds. he gets overstimulated pretty easily, but he does want to push himself into going longer than that.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

nothing except his flesh light. he uses it whenever you aren't together. he loves it so much, fucking up into it like it's your pussy. and honestly, he uses it as practice. trying to hold himself back and not cum too soon. but honestly, i could imagine softdom!chris teasing you with a vibrator. just laying between your legs, kissing your thighs as he has the vibrator against your clit at the highest setting.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

not really a tease, if you want him to try to he will.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

he's loud. he moans and whimpers so so much. very breathy moans right in your ear, along with some dirty talk. just simple things like, "oh, you like that?~" or "you feel so good.." with such a gentle tone, it's so nice.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

he's always down to snuggle fuck. he likes how warm it is, being so close and cuddled up to you while he thrusts so gently.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

he's not super big. maybe average girth, but lengthwise i think he's like, barely below average. so definitely still enough to pleasure you. maybe around 5' inches exact. (if you're an individual with a dick, he's definitely gonna wanna compare sizes.)

he's a very very needy boy, he'll take you whenever. 8.9/10

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he gets so sleepy! he'll fall asleep after, but only if it's night time.

[coeluvr]

Bro I just want to squish him like this intense swirl of emotion bubbled in my gut when I was reading the snippet you gave us because I couldn’t squeeze him like a doggy toy. Best believe if I was the Mc and he melted into my hand with his cool blue eyes content and focused on me, I’d no longer be holding his chin but CRADDLING HIS FACE AND MWAH MWAH KISS HIS CHEEKS. He’s making me CRAZY I want revenge and BLOODSHED but he’s like some kind of tranquilizer that makes it all fall flat on itself. Imagining scenarios with an MC who starts finding solace in situations because of Helios, despite their whole “revenge” thing going.

Aughhh like being in crowded setting or at the brink of losing it and thinking to themselves, ‘I have to see Helios’ during tough moment and pausing to consider WHY they have to go find Helios to feel better + Helios who enters the scene, instantly making the Mc feel better upon arrival with before they’re filled with dread at the implications. I loooove it😫😫-4am thirsty Anon

coaaf merch but it's just a squishy stress ball that looks like Helios 😇 /j

If I was the MC I could never be mean to him because he's so baby to me asdfgh 😭 that scenario is so cute while it would probably terrify a revenge focused MC 🥺

The son of your family's murderer should not be this cute and gentle?? Evil world. 😔

[succubusmunson]

Stress Reliever

Pairing: Eddie Munson x Reader

Summary: Eddie needs to not feel so stressed at a party

Warnings: smut (minors dni), oral (m receiving), dirty talk

WC: 964

(Hope you enjoy!)

The beat the music was loud enough to feel in the chest. People were everywhere no matter where you look. Maybe this is why Eddie didn’t want to come.

You had your hand in Eddie’s, giving it reassuring squeezes every now and then. He was out of his element, but Steve invited us and he wanted to be nice and go.

Eddie took a sip of his drink and shook his head to find it empty. “Do you need me to get you another?” You asked, you knew he was too shy to do it on his own.

“For the love of everything, do not leave me.” He pulled you closer to him, one of his arms now draped over your shoulder.

You’ve seen Eddie like this a couple of times and that’s when you got the bright idea. He needed something to relieve the stress of the party and you knew the best way.

He jumped when you grabbed his and and made your way through the storm of people, “(Y/N), where are we going?” He had to yell over the music as you two were right by the speakers now.

“Just trust me,” you turned back to him with a gentle smile, but your eyes said something completely different.

Once you finally made it to one of the bedrooms, you pulled Eddie in and shut the door. You pushed Eddie against the the door and dropped to your knees, “you gotta relax, I got you.”

His mouth dropped, he didn’t know this is what you were planning in your head. “Baby, here?.” He wanted to stop you, but then he felt your hands on his body and his heart slowed a little.

All you did was nod your head as you unzipped his pants, pulling them down along with his boxers in one go. He was already half hard from you dropping on your knees and you smirking up at him. “Not much of a protest going on here, huh?”

You began to kiss his waist line. Sucking at his skin in certain spots, making it red. You could feel his cock harden, which is want you wanted all along.

Taking his now fully hard cock in your hands, you stroke him and he hisses at the coldness of your hands. “Fucking hell, feels so cold but so good.” Eddie became confident and placed a hand at the back of your head, not pushing or anything, just resting.

That’s when you took the opportunity to suck the tip of his cock collecting all his precum and swallowing it. You licked just around the slit, causing him to throw his head back against the door and gripped the doorknob for steadiness. “You’re gonna kill.�� His words were broken up from the deep breaths he was taking and you loved it.

You took more of his cock in your mouth, relaxing your jaw to fit all his girth. He tugged at your hair and you just kept swallowing him down until your gagged from not fitting anymore.

Eddie’s eyes rolled in the back of your head from you gagging, he absolutely loved it.

You pulled his cock out from your mouth and began to lick the bottom of his shaft and you swear his knees buckled, “keep doing that and I’m gonna fucking explode.”

“Want you to explode, baby. Need to feel your how cum down my throat.” The party was forgot about and all Eddie could focus on was that pretty mouth of yours. It was so perfect, you were so perfect.

You kissed down his shaft lower, feeling it jump against your lips. Once your reach his balls, you took one in your mouth, your hand stroking his cock upwards as you did. “Just like that baby, j-just like that.”

Eddie was never the one to be used like this before, but you’ve made him a changed man now.

The more you fisted his cock, the more curses would fall from his lips. “Dirty fucking girl, doing this at a party?” He was trying so hard to keep up that hard façade, but he was failing.

You switched balls, giving the other one attention. You looked up at him and his eyes were completely rolled in the back of his head. His hips bucked in his hand and you knew he was close.

Releasing his balls from your mouth, you went back to sucking his cock. Bobbing your head along with the music. “Holy shit-I,” he banged his fist outside the door, probably getting some peoples attention, but neither of you cared.

Eddie couldn’t take it anymore and grabbed the side of your head, thrusting his cock down your throat. You eyes were running, making up now ruined and drool was falling down your chin.

You moaned against him, grinding your hips against nothing but air. Seeing Eddie like this ignited a fire in you and you could cum just from the sight of him.

He kept thrusting until his hips stuttered and his cock twitch. “Yes, yes- fuck, (Y/N).” His cum flowed down your throat, not letting a drop go to waste.

Eddie’s cum was salty, but you didn’t care. You actually bummed at the taste. Honored that only you got to taste it.

When he pulled out of your mouth, he noticed your swollen lips and your disheveled face and he almost came again, “you look so beautiful with those dick lips, baby.”

Eddie helped you back to your feet, wiping the drool away with his thumb, “let’s skip the rest of the party and go home so you can cum around my cock.”

That’s all you needed to hear and you both were out of there in seconds. Tonight was gonna be a long night, you were in for a treat.

[demonichikikomori]

Not a request unless you want it to be but imagine pulling Leona, Idia, or Vil to yourself by their shirt/jacket and growling to them "fuck me like you hate me" rip I'm already dead

Or "You can either fuck me right or I'll find someone who will." Kinda threat

Both sound fun

I agree anon. Thank you for the brain food, it was very yummy. <3 <3 <3

Like You Mean It

Leona Kingscholar x GN!Reader

Vil Schoenheit x GN!Reader

Idia Shroud x GN!Reader

“You can either fuck me right now, or I’ll find someone who will.”

The threat was hollow, but you were growing sick of Leona's lack of attentiveness. You had human urges and needs, and it only seemed to be entertained when Leona was also in the mood. Which sadly for you wasn't often. It was late, every member of Savanaclaw was asleep other than you and Leona. You were having a sleepover with the second-born Prince in hopes of receiving a fine dicking down. Instead, you were greeted with his back turned to you as he attempted to sleep. You balled up your fists in agitation from him ignoring you. "Leona, I'm being serious!" You weren't. You couldn't even fathom running off to someone else's bed. He was silent, the only sign of life was an ear flick. You scowled as you threw yourself onto his side with a whine. If he won't answer you, you'll just be annoying. You tugging on his arms and tried to pull him closer, you tried nibbling on his ears, grinding against his thigh, you even squeezed at his chest and pinched his nipples until he let out a frustrated growl. The prince craned his neck to nip at your arm as you pulled your hands away. His chestnut colored tail thwacked against your leg in agitation as you continued to pout. Your eyes locked as he laid on his back looking... Well, pissed. “You think I won’t? Because I will. I bet Ruggie would loooove some company.” You warned as you sat on your knees in the large bed, arms crossed over your chest. Again, you only spoke out of frustration in hopes for his attention. There was a soft exhale before the prince stretched his arm out towards you, tugging on your wrist until his lips pressed against the underside. Your breath hitched in your throat as his tongue glided over the sensitive underside. Right over your pulse points. The soft barbs scraped your skin and you jerked in surprise as he looked up at you with half lidded eyes. "Didn't anyone tell you not to ever disturb a sleeping lion? I guess I'll have to put you back in your place, Herbivore."

"J… Just fuck me like you hate me…"

The torture of having your eyes blindfolded and hands tightly bound behind your back was unbearable. Even if it was silk worth more than the dorm you lived in. The toy pressed deep inside of you vibrated, so close to that bundle of nerves... But so weak. This all happened because you had wanted to spend time with Vil, well, you wanted to play a little prank on him. He seemed very stressed lately and you had hoped to lift his spirits. It wasn't your fault, you didn't know there was an important visitor on campus for Vil! With a brainless attempt to get his attention, you sprayed him with lavender colored silly string in front of the people he would soon be acting alongside. He apologized on your behalf as the foam string clung to his hair and uniform, saying it was just a tradition between the two of you and you truly didn't know any better. With well manicured nails digging into your shoulder and the silly string being confiscated: Vil told you that you would be dealt with the moment his visitors left. And here you were, naked on the floor of Vil's bedroom with the toy trembling inside of you at a pace so slow you wanted to sob for his mercy. You let out a gasp as a heel applied pressure against your temple, pushing you to the floor. Vil tutted at the sounds of your desperate cries as he pressed his foot against the side of your reddening face. "Oh? You're begging me to 'fuck you'? That is far too kind don't you think? You should lay beneath my heel and apologize." He commanded and you let out a long string of apologies, feeling the speed of the vibrator increase as tears began soaking the silk fabric tied tightly over your eyes. "I don't hate you, but I'll be treating you as such until your throat gives out. Do your best, Potato."

"I bet everyone else on campus would love to have sex with me!"

You snarled as Idia's back faced you. He was sat at his PC, leveling up in an RPG game he hadn't logged off of in the last eighteen hours. He had invited you over in hopes of some 'support' tonight since the weekend was starting and you happily agreed. But the moment you arrived, clean and ready to get it on with your favorite nerd, he was summoned into a raid. You were put to the side for the sake of a game. And you weren't happy. "As if. You already hang around me, your cred went from a solid plus-one hundred sex appeal to negative-three thousand the moment people found out we're dating." He sighed at your attempt to rile him up as he tapped away on his keyboard. For a shut in, he was a smartass. "Oh? Is that so?" You narrowed your eyes at Idia from where he sat, watching the tips of his hair start to burn a flaming orange color. "Yeah. It is." He growled as you began to slip out of your top with a shrug. "If you say that about everyone on campus, let's see if your dormmates agree then." You spoke nonchalantly while tossing your shirt aside, his hair was almost completely enveloped in the orange color. "That other third year, the really cute one with white hair? I think-" You didn't expect him to fly out of his chair and tackle you to the floor. The way he was wrestling the rest of your clothes off of you, you would have thought to bring a safety whistle. "Me not giving you attention makes you this much of a slut? Then fine," He was slipping his sweats down his thighs with one hand as the other pinned your wrists to the floor. You could see in the distance his raid had successfully ended. "I'll treat you like a needy slut until you can't complain anymore."

[katkusuo]

WRITING AGAIN!!

DIVIDER MADE BY saradika

Tokyo revengers

Headcanons

(I know I told most. These too sarah already but! I haven't told anyone else them)

baji would be one of those kids who gets like beaten and yelled at by his mom in front of his friends

Specifically tenjiku arc rindou would dead ass drop any argument he has with his s/0 if they said they wanted to cuddle and watch studio Ghibli movies idc what anyone says he has a thing for studio Ghibli movies

shion doesn’t like eating with chopsticks. he eats with his hands😭

kazutora hugs his pillow to sleep

Mikey would be jealous if you share your food with someone that isnt him And he sulks all day to Draken about it till Draken has to call you and tell you

SANZU SAYS THE WEIRDEST SHIT WHEN HIGH

mitsuya would MAKE the teddy bear for the first date thingy

izana had a thing for trying to breaking into taiju restaurant just to see the mini aquarium display

hanma def makes loud slurping sounds when drinking something near kisaki

Draken is loyal to a insane number he has his texts blocked off if it isn't his gang or family or his s/o

Mikey always has a thing for chubby girls he likes to squeeze their thighs and fat on their stomach like a stress ball

Izana VISTS SHRINES AND BRINGS HIS FISH IN THEIR LITTLE BOWL AND CARRIES THEM LIKE HE'S GONNA KILL ANYONE WHO TRYS TO STEAL EM

Hanma definitely likes to scare his partner on late night motorbike rides by speeding

Chifuyu had multiple meltdowms the one time hanma catnapped peke-j as a joke

Hanma probably wears the same print of the pink cheetah print bike as he dose with his underwear

Growing up mikey thought periods was contagious after learning they was a thing he would always be scared of emma..

Kazutora and reader keep taking strays from the pet shop home even though they already have 5 strays

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[harlowhockeystick]

"You make me a better person." With Mr.Norris, Cale Makar, please!!! Thx💕

j's celly

warnings: slight angst (yk it's my love language), early relationship anxiety stuff, but it's all fluff in the end

"i have a question."

looking up at you from across the couch, a stress ball in his hands that he was toying with on and off throughout the movie. it was a lame movie, nothing too special about it, but it had been on your list of recommendations that you had yet to check off.

"uh oh, should i be concerned?" you chuckled at his comment while reaching for the remote to pause the movie. shaking your head you sit up straight to face him better. "no, not at all."

"i was wondering, had been for a while, why you've been so quiet lately? i know you've got a lot going on, with hockey and stuff, but i just feel like you've been pretty distant. you know you can tell me anything," cale took a deep sigh and turned his body on the love seat cushion next to you to face you. "if i'm wrong you can call me out on it."

"no, no you're not wrong. to be completely honest? you terrify me but in the best way possible." a light laugh followed his comment. cale stared down at his hands and the stress ball he was squeezing the life out of, tossing the ball back and forth between hands. "i mean, every day i just think you're way too good to be true, y/n."

his words have your heart skipping beats, you feel your cheeks begin to become quite hot. you start to chew on the inside of your cheek to stop your lips from curving into a smile. "you make me a better person, and hey- listen, i know it's only been what? a few months? but damn if you're not all that i think about."

cale's hand reaches for yours. he brings it up to his lips, kissing the top of your hand while lacing his fingers with yours. cale leans his head on the back cushion of the couch, his light blue eyes gazing into yours.

a chuckle escapes your lips while you place your hand on his jawline, your thumb caressing his soft skin along with a bit of stubble. he laughs through his nose, "sorry to get all cheesy on you."

you shake your head and lean forward to press a kiss against his forehead, "not at all, i like it when you get cheesy."

"but i'm serious, about you. about us." you stare into his yes for a moment, taking a deep breath before pressing your lips against his. you stayed there for a second or two before pulling away.

"i am too."

[stretch-time]

Despite everything I know he is Anti so I can squeeze him like a stress ball until he explodes /j

[mechanicalchemical]

hfjone‼️‼️‼️

:3

favorite character - if u dont know unfollow me /J (Julien. toothpaste man. i always get attached to the random nothing characters)

second favorite character - Airy actually! i want to squeeze him like a stress ball and give him a spongebob popsicle and throw a bucket of ice water at him and send him to therapy etc

least favorite character - idk if i actually had a least favorite if i had to pick off the top of my head (since i last watched which was when thelast episode dropped) probably........ Charlotte..... sorry

character im most like - idk <3 im still not good at these id love thoughts tho

favorite pairing - none of them

least favorite pairing - Airy X anyone none of these bitches are mentally ok enough for a relationship also shipping Airy w any contestant is just wrong man even if hes not evil it's just. eugh. dont do that

favorite moment - from what i remember literally when Julien gets sent home that shit made me SOB

rating out of 10 - 8.7/10 i like the piecing things together as it goes aspect and it's sad and existentially(?) horrifying as fuck thank u

[m4dcvm]

NSFT Alphabet - HANK J. WIMBLETON

18+, minors/ageless blogs DNI

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

The most you'll get is him wrapping his arm around you in a hug. He's not really good at sex and what comes after it.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His muscles, he loves how strong he is. He's worked fuckin' hard to get his body in that shape, of course he's proud of it.

His favourite part about you is your cock/cunt, he can spend hours between your thighs, lapping up everything you give him. He's gonna milk you dry.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He cums a lot, he doesn't often get time to blow his load into something enjoyable. He loves to cum inside, watch it slowly seeping out of you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Pegging. God peg this man and he'll fucking melt. Tell anyone and he will deny it to hell and back.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He has a few notches in his belt, but he's not too experienced. Sex isn't something he really cares too much for, (asexual Hank woop woop) but he will perform for his partner, he loves to make you satisfied.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Cowgirl, he likes how tiny you look on him, hands squeezing his pecs or gripping his shoulders. He also loves seeing his cock bulging inside your guts, watching his thick cock sliding in and out of your hole.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Serious, he's not super playful in or out of the bedroom, it's just another mission to him.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Apart from his eyebrows, Hank is 100% hairless. But if he could grow hair, it would be untamed, thick and black.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

As romantic as he can be, french kissing, nipple rubbing, lingering touches, gliding his long tongue over your sensitive areas, he might not be able to kiss you, but you're going to feel loved.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Not really one for cranking it, he prefers to have actual sex. But if he closes his eyes and relaxes enough, he can imagine its your much smaller hands pumping his cock instead of his own.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Bareback, he doesn't like how condoms feel, he wants to feel your innards as much as possible.

Breeding, even if you're a cis male, he going to fuck your ass till you're pregnant.

Gunplay/knifeplay, he loves cutting and being cut, pleasure and pain mixing into one. He also enjoys using a loaded gun as a dildo on you, the risk drives him insane.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His bedroom in the base, nowhere else. He's gotta feel safe and secure where his balls and butt are out.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Stress/frustration, he gets himself wound up and if he can't kill it out, he'll pound it out.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Scat / piss, gross man.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Likes giving, loves receiving. With a tongue as long and mobile as his, he's a pro at sucking/eating

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He'll let you set the pace, but he's got a preference for slow, sensual sex. You've worn him down enough for him to trust you, he wants you to feel as loved as you make him feel for as long as he can.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Not really into them, he wants to make you feel good for as long as he can.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He'll shove a loaded gun in you, what do you think

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Hardy and enduring thanks to his job, he'll only stop when you tap out.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No, but if you have some, he'll use them if you ask.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Not at all, he's there to get both of you off.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Cause of his fucked up face, he can't really talk a lot, but he's a moaner when you ride him right. He's loud, doesn't care when his teammates hear.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He's had a 3 way with Dei and San once, and only once. He's monogamous, but did it for the experience.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Thick, long, uncut. 12" and he knows you probably can't take it all, and he's fine with that

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Basically nil.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Hank doesn't sleep well at the best of times, but he can sleep a little better when near you, and he knows you're safe.

[saetoru]

I can’t stop imagining my 2d man leaving me a needy voicemail when I’m not around about how much he misses me as he fucks his fist. Keigo is so whiny, I know he is 😭

𝐁𝐎𝐊𝐔 𝐍𝐎 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎 𝐀𝐂𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐀 + 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐕𝐎𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅𝐅

TOKREV VERSION HERE ; JJK VERSION HERE

includes: takami keigo, shindou yo, bakugou katsuki, midoriya izuku, todoroki touya

tags: nsfw 18+, afab! reader, masturbation (male + female)

notes: if i don’t get a voicemail like this from dabi i don’t want him anymore

✰ 𝐊𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐎 whines when your phone goes straight to voicemail again, gritting his teeth and palming his hardened cock through his pants as he fumbles with his phone to call you once more. again, he’s met with your voicemail, and he knows he’s bound to get scolded, but he can’t stop himself as he pulls his stiff, reddened cock from the confinements. he hisses as the cold air hits his pulsing length, and he collects the pre cum weeping from the tip, smearing it with a low whimper. “baby, miss you so bad,” he moans into the phone as his hand wraps around his hardened member, “miss your pussy, miss the way you—fuck—the way you take me.” he squeezes around his swollen tip, long, drawn-out moan bubbling from his throat as he fucks his fist fast, desperate, needy. “need you, need you so much, baby. fuck, need to fuck you,” he whines, hair wet and clinging to his sweaty, heat flushed skin. his balls are heavy and aching, ready to release, and he bites his lips in frustration that it’s not inside your velvety walls. “s-so much work,” he pants, “but i wanna feel you,” keigo rasps, and then there’s the sound of the beep, indicating his time’s up. but he calls you again, determined to leave voicemail after voicemail until you hear him cum for you.

✰ 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐔’s voice is low and raspy as you listen to the voicemail he’s left once more, your fingers slipping into your wet folds as your thumb finds your clit. “baby,” he groans, and you know his hand is vibrating as it strokes his cock, and you miss the way it feels vibrating when he’s knuckles deep in you too. “baby, miss your pussy. miss the way you sound, miss you,” he moans softly, and the squelching sound of his fist dragging up and down his thick length makes your fingers thrust into your folds faster as you mewl. “g-god, fuck—miss that tight fuckin’ pussy. wish i was in you,” he rasps, and when he whimpers quietly, you can almost envision his palm rolling over his swollen tip as it vibrates along his sensitive length. “j-just doesn’t feel the same, no matter what i do,” he whines, erratic pants ringing into your ear through the phone. you’ve heard the voicemail enough times to know he’s about to cum, and so are you as you rub circles frantically along your clit. he chokes on a moan, voice strained as he cums, and as he mumbles a quiet “fuck, fuck, ‘m cumming, baby,” his voice cracking with every few syllables, you whimper as your walls flutter around your fingers too, orgasm ripping through your body. your breaths are in sync with his as he pants, coming down from your highs together, and you wish shindou were here too—because this really isn’t the same.

✰ 𝐁𝐀𝐊𝐔𝐆𝐎𝐔 is frustrated—and it’s no surprise, but he’s beyond stressed, and he thinks you need to know about it. he strokes his aching length fast, watching his hand drag up and down the red, angry member as he grunts loudly, head falling back against his chair. his thumb drags along the thick vein on the underside of his cock, and his mouth falls open, eyes screwing shut as his abs flex when he wraps his hand tighter around his tip. “fuckin’ tired of no one doin’ shit right,” he growls into the phone, and he chokes on a cry as his palm rolls over the sensitive head, the loud sound of his fist slapping against the base of his dick filling the office room of his agency. “w-wish you were here. could’ve fucked you over this f-fuckin’ table for ‘em all to listen,” he stutters, voice just a bit breathier as he feels his orgasm approaching. his eyes roll back as his hips buck up, needy as he chases his high, and he moans loudly into the speaker of his phone for you to hear as he cums. “f-fuck, wish it was your pussy,” he moans, cock twitching with each rope of cum that shoots from his tip, coating his hand and leaving a mess. he pants erratically as he comes down from his high, eyeing his cum smeared hand before his before letting his head fall back against his chair, growling, “leavin’ early to come home tonight,” into the phone before the line cuts off with a beep.

✰ 𝐌𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐘𝐀 knows you’re asleep, and he knows he shouldn’t have called you at all at this hour, but he wants to hear your voice as he strokes his stiff length languidly. he can’t sleep, needs your warmth beside him and the weight of your figure in his arms, and even his hand doesn’t feel the same as yours as it drags along his painfully hard length. “fuck, sweetheart,” he whimpers, “wish you were here right now. m-miss your touch,” he breathes, and he bites his lip and rolls his eyes to the back of his head as his hand twists around his cock. he sounds so sweet, panting so breathlessly, letting a soft whine fall from his lips when his thumb glides through his weeping slit, and he wishes you’d have just picked up. he can almost hear the gentle praises you’d murmur into the phone, and the thought makes his hips buck up needily into his tight fist. “oh, sh-shit—want you to hear me, w-wish you picked up, baby.” he whines, and his thighs twitch as he feels himself approach his impending orgasm. “s-so close, baby, ‘m so close. g-gonna cum—f-fuck,” he gasps, back arching off the mattress as thick spurts of cum paint his fist and his bare abs white. he pants into the phone pressed against his cheek and shoulder, moaning lowly as he milks himself with a few more strokes. “god, i wish you were here,” he sighs, staring tiredly at the mess he’s left himself to clean up.

✰ 𝐃𝐀𝐁𝐈’s voice through the phone surprises you when it’s breathy and panting harshly against your ear, and you almost think he’s hurt until you make out the squelching sound in the background. there’s a deep grunt before he groans, and you can almost picture his thumb running through his slit and making his body jolt. you feel a familiar heat building up between your legs when he speaks, “f-fuck, doll. need to come back to you, my hand’s not doing it anymore,” he says through a raspy voice. his fist drags up and down his length faster, and you can tell from the way his breath is coming out shorter, how his grunts are almost low whines, how he’s choking on muffled curses that he’s close. “shit, need your pussy so bad,” he groans, and then there’s a choked gasp, and you know he’s cumming. “fuck, fuck, fuck,” he cries, working himself through his orgasm, wet sound of his cock fucking his fist leaving an ache in between your legs as your walls flutter around nothing. you listen as he breathes erratically, picturing his damp hair stuck to his sweaty forehead and his cum coated hand as he slumps in exhaustion. “can’t wait to come home, doll,” you hear his smug voice, and you don’t think you can wait long either as your fingers slide past your wet folds.

hope to god none of my moots are reading this train wreck

[saturnsepiphany]

Gojo loves the feeling of your tits bouncing in his face. He would do whatever he could to get as close to the as possible, just to feel them hit him over and over again.

In fact, he loved anything that had to do with your breasts.

He loves to take the swollen bud in-between his lips and suck as hard as he could. He loved the way you shutter against the feeling, sinking deeper into the mattress as you tried to run from him.

He loves when you trap his dick in the middle of the soft skin of your breasts and move yourself up and down just so desperate to get him off. "Hm, tryna make daddy feel good?" The look of you when him cum comes erupting out of the tip of his cock all over your chin and chest. Him having to pull your chin to face him as you are overtaken by the embarrassment of being a filthy little slut who can never help but beg her boyfriend for more.

"J-just let me make you feel good, please?"

He loves to squish the fat in his hands like they are stress balls, even out in public when they just so happen to look particularly good in the dress you are wearing. He won't hesitate to grab them and give them a squeeze as your friends awkwardly try to look away.

God, he just loves you so much.