#stalker mom

[sourtomatola]

What if Stalker comic part 2

Part 1 here

(I have another two or more comic's planned for this, so this is totally a spin off for now)

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[kneelingshadowsalome]

Hi Salome!!! Hope you’re doing good and healing well ❤️ I have a question: how old is Konig in DOG? (Also thank you for writing this deranged, sexy creep I love him so much I want to kiss him on the forehead and put him in my pocket)

Aww ty! 🥰💞 I was originally supposed to keep DOG König's age undefined but because there's a birthday scene at the end of this fic it sort of has to be disclosed ^^

So our doggy is currently 36 and will turn 37 in a few months 🐶 He's a summer child!

[metalotaku-da]

this one might go down crack a little bit, but it still fits my story. but i had to. it was just such low hanging fruit for my story. and to easy to make a full comedy. my other comedy attempt turned into plot.

[hollyhomburg]

Today I saw an army with downsyndrom at target, she had a koya keychain around her neck with her name (I’ll ommmit it for privacy sake) holding a golden album and a Bts magazine above her head shouting at the top of her lungs in excitement. It made me really happy to see someone so whole heartedly excited about Bts. I wanted to go up to her and tell her I had the same magazine but she ran by me so fast I couldn’t 😂

[fluffyfangirl]

I am absolutely obsessed with @mrhalloween2ficpage 's tumblr ficlets, especially the one where Mike gets adopted by the Cheerleaders.

[trans-axolotl]

may i ask if you're white and native? like ndn? or are you indig to somewhere else?

white and native yep! i've talked about it a few times but my mom's side of the family is from the Blackfeet Nation in montana. dad's side is completely white. so im Scottish/French/Welsh/Blackfeet. i feel like most of my followers r on the same page about like, the social construction of race and ethnicity and stuff but i want to be very clear that as a white native person i benefit from white privilege, i am always read in the world as white, i have a responsibility + obligation to actively confront and dismantle the ways i am complicit in systems of oppression, both within the larger world and when it comes to racism within native communities, and that me saying i'm native is not denying any of that. i am white and at the same time, i am native bc my mom is native and my grandpa is native and my great grandma was native etc etc and my connection to community + culture + generational trauma. sorry for typing out a paragraph in response to this but in the past many people on tumblr have been like, incapable of understanding what i mean when i say i am white and native and insist that i must just be "white passing"(which is a misuse and appropriation of language coming from the context of antiblack racism and Jim crow america). so yeah. i don't talk about being native a lot on here bc a lot of it is like, incredibly personal stuff that tumblr is NOT at all the audience for

[akkivee]

kuukou has the uncanny ability to find his friends no matter where they are, and it’s supposed to be indicative of how well he knows them, eg him coming to find jyushi at his grandmother’s grave and picking up hitoya at his home after the wake of harmonious cooperation where kuukou’s root problem was he wasn’t really paying attention to his team, but like lol

how does he know this stuff lol????? like how did he come to learn where ichiro went to school???? ichiro looks less than thrilled to see kuukou show up so i doubt ichiro told him where he went to school lol did kuukou just wander around and happen to stumble across ichiro one day as he was leaving (very likely actually lmao)????? mysterious lol

[sollucets]

got caught up in details as tends to happen whenever i try to write fic and my best effort at detective work on the timeline of love for love's sake seems to imply that yeowoon and myungha have been dating for.... maybe about a month tops? when they say i love you for the first time and yeowoon wants to make plans to move in together which is. well. i suppose they Are high schoolers

that said there are some blips.... myungha's phone in episode seven says it's october,,,, but they did film in fall 2023 so that's probably just an oopsie. plus whatever's going on with the days thing, plus some minor confusion about final exams / summer vacation timing + yeowoon still in his school uniform for last kiss. its possible im wrong but i dont really think so

[77ngiez]

stalker sanya is canon btw bcs i said so

[bunnyb34r]

Two medium, two topping, pizzas should not cost $50 with tip 😭 wtf is this shit

[sourtomatola]

You know sleuth detective au right? What if stalker was dropped into that would and replacing sleuth y/n role? What would be their interaction with sun and moon? Would stalker immediately join clips side because their hot? Would stalker be a rich from a rich collector from a well known family who basically tries to find their perfect boyfriend and they stumbled upon sun and moon? What are the implications?

Get out of my head I was thinking the same just a couple hours before getting this ask XDDD

You ready? long post here we go

Stalker would be the daughter of a prestigious family. Always loving the robots, they put together free charging stations for them after the revolution. Being a known inventor, they were always trying to make people’s lives easier, usually specifically animatronics’

Once, at one of the fancy parties their parent’s made them go to, there was a shoot out between the police and some gang you’d hardly heard of. Their sloppy work explained why they wouldn’t last long.

But imagine Stalker’s surprise and delight at the sight of the sexiest and bad888 pair of animatronics’ they’ve ever seen.

They immediately started flirting with the boys. Literally immediately.

Stalker would 1,000% just show up at their house in a sexy dress and wait for them.

Would also talk cases with them and try to invent things for them to make their jobs easier. They would also use their status to get in places they shouldn’t be in to get the dirt the boys need to put the criminals away.

They would also try to play the sexy broad who needs saving, but will often just save themselves so the boys have more time to focus on them.

As for Eclipse’s part in this…

Well, lets just say stalker’s mom is still trying to marry her off

Eclipse is very aware of Stalker’s hobbies besides inventing and has every intention to use that against them.

@naffeclipse

Please please go read sleuth jesters, it's so worth it!!

More stalker comics

[kraniumet]

no. sorry. but the reincarnation thing in oshi no ko is just so incredibly stupid i can barley comprehend it

[glittter-vamp]

Guys, I am sobbing! My next door neighbors kid who is like 7 years old, just rang the doorbell to give me some birthday cookies! He tried to make the chocolate chip sugar cookies that went viral a while back on TikTok and it didn’t come out perfect but this is the sweetest thing ever 😭

If I could keep one forever I would 🥹

[kissingagrumpygiant]

I pretend I do not see Twitter hot takes about phantom of the opera. In MY reality people know media literacy

[wolfgirlclit]

🦋🦋🦋🖤

Awwww rrURF I really hope you had a good show~

[heathermason]

Justin messaged someone about how he was going to get custody of Sophia and get my mom to kill herseld and it’s like okay, sure, whatever helps you sleep at night dude. Is your other daughter not talking to you still? I know you’ve been messaging her and not getting replies