i gotta stop letting my irls find my tumblr. you know who you are.
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Which fear are you
The Corruption
Aww, and you brought your friends. As a matter of fact, you are all about your friends, not always in a go-out-and-socialize sense, but staying close to the people care about. You’re very trusting of people who’ve earned it, and you’re seen as trustworthy in return. You’re probably the mom friend of your group, since part of what you like about close friendship is how it lets you care for other people. Secretly, or maybe not so secretly, you adore when people go out of their way to care for you, too. Your eagerness to become close friends very quickly with people can come off as a little forward, and some people might prefer more space than you’re willing to give. Aside from your friend group, you’re a big fan of creature comforts, whether it’s good food, that extra pillow or two, or a rainbow of bath and body products. The flip side of this is that your living space gets cluttered pretty quickly, since acquiring and using these things is more fun than cleaning up after them. You’ve almost certainly had an… incident with glitter or confetti.
The Dark
Spooky! Your picture would be on the “tall, dark, and mysterious” TV-Tropes page, if anyone could get ahold of a clear picture of you. You value your privacy and everything about it, especially the anonymity it brings. If you enjoy being with other people, part of the thrill is almost certainly the secrets you’re keeping from them. You like being spontaneous, but in a calculated way. Let’s just say you throw the best surprise parties… and the most devastating sneak attacks. To your friends, you’re clever and mysterious in all the most interesting ways, although they're never sure what to get you for your birthday. Although you're not necessarily slow to forgive people who do you wrong, you sure as hell won't be forgetting it any time soon.
The End
Damn, dude. You are easily the most chill out of all the fears, though perhaps not for the healthiest reasons. It’s hard for you to work up a good stress about anything once you’ve accepted that it, like all things, will pass. For the same reason, you find it hard to get excited about things sometimes. You wear this philosophy pretty plainly in the way you act, though maybe it’s not something you talk about. Being motivated is a struggle. At the very least, the people close to you understand that you’re not unintelligent or lazy. You’re not depressing to be around, not in the slightest, but your presence can definitely be sobering. Sometimes, that’s exactly what people need.
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...do you mean your masks?
Is that what you call them?
They're horrid.
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artist's rendition of the first thing i saw when i opened my eyes this morning
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my trick for getting through grad school is learning to navigate the quadrants with all their nuances
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idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me
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Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried
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Yes I want to write my story but my story doesn't want to be written so what the fuck am I supposed to do about that huh?
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