#starkravingspiders

[peachbabypie]

H A P P Y H A L L O W E E N I E

Snippet from an RP I’m working on with @starkravingspiders where Soft single!dad Tony and Student!Peter fall in love and have major pining and Morgan ships the fuck out of them.

Starkerbingo for Cosplay AU

[starkergames]

STARKER GAMES ROUND 1

Who: Artists and Writers

What: A Starker Event for artists to collaborate and writers to write!

Where: Predominately Discord and Tumblr (for now)

When: November 1, 2019 to February 1, 2020

Artist Signup Date Closes: October 31, 2019

Writer Signup Date Closes: November 31, 2019

HOW This will be very similar to a Reverse Big Bang with some changes.

Instead of 1 Artist with 1 Writer, we will have a (3 member) team of artists that will create art with a topic in mind.

Writers, you begin in December and will have 2 months to write something amaaaazing to correspond with the art! Writers have (first come, first serve) the ability to pick what topic/art they would like to work on and have until Feb. 1, 2020 to finish their fic, it will be epic!

Artist Applications Here   Writer Applications Here 

Overall Rules:

Theme: Just has to be Starker (You can pick with your group!)

Since this is our very first round, let’s keep it SFW for now. If we get enough requests for NSFW or a lower amount of expected minors, we’ll open up the next round to NSFW. But for now, S A F E  F O R W O R K only please!

 Artists & Writers:

You and your team will have an area within the server to brainstorm, talk, and create a magical collab!

 Artists:

1. Groups of 3: You and 2 other artists will be paired together for a three way collaboration.  Each one of you will be assigned a role: Sketch, Ink, Color. 

You and your group will choose the topic for the art and may choose to make 1 drawing or 3. Up to you. (But please inform us — because we need to know the appropriate amount of art to assign to writers)


 2. Please pick a team name so we can go ahead and create a room for you to discuss your ideas should you choose to use it  


3. If you don’t have a digital drawing program, no worries, please discuss with your team mates and see if you can try to find a solution — if not, please discuss with me or the mods and we can figure something out :P


4. Each role will have ONE MONTH to complete their part of the collaboration. 

Finished Art deadline is February 1, 2020

 Writers:

1. Each artist group will have a description of what they are creating; first come first serve basis for you as a writer to pick which topic you want to work on. 


2. Writers portion will begin in DECEMBER 1, 2019 — allowing artist groups to have a 1 month head start to get their sketches in (so writers may have an idea of what they are writing for)


 3. Writers will be added to their respective teams and all content creators can discuss and work within their selected channels / or choose to discuss off server


4. Writers will have 2 MONTHS to complete their portion of the collaboration. Minimum 2,000 words. 

Writer deadline is February 1, 2020. 

Hope you can join us! <3 

[cammerel]

Tomorrow’s will continue this one! Promise. I love it as well. E>

You and me BOTH. More on that in the future (not with this, but my writing in general is taking that turn).

Always here to serve it UP!

[demons-sing-me-to-sleep]

A Couple Grand

For @starkravingspiders​, ty for giving me my first prompt! Didn't follow it to a T but hope it's okay.

Warning! Incest, Alpha/Beta/Omega, Peter is ~16 here, rated Explicit. 

Fic under cut.

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Tony smells him as soon as he enters the bedroom. He hears him a moment later. Soft, quiet little gasps that his ears pick up like they're being whispered into his ears.

The lights automatically turn on when he enters and he hears a squeal as his nephew scrambles to hide beneath the bedsheets. Tony's rumpled and stained bedsheets.

"Well, well," the alpha hums, darkly amused when Peter tries to hide his naked state.

"Uncle Tony!" he squeaks again, "Aren't you supposed to be at a meeting?"

"Am I?" Tony raises a brow, mouth twisting into a leer. "Good thing I canceled it, huh? Would've missed… whatever this is."

He gestures towards his embarrassed and obviously naked nephew.

Peter is an attractive omega with wide honey brown eyes and wild curls that just begged to be grabbed and tugged. Fresh on the market as soon as he has his first heat.

The alpha takes an obvious sniff, Peter flushing pink when he sees him do it.

Tony closes the door behind him and loosens his tie.

"You know, it's a bit dangerous walking around for you," Tony says, voice low and silky smooth. "Smelling like you do. Like a bitch waiting to be mounted. Your first heat, I take it?"

The omega's eyes glaze over and he squirms. Tony's sheets are no doubt ruined by his slick.

"It's almost like you're trying to tempt some alpha into mating you." The words end in a growl but Tony leans against the closed door, the perfect picture of control.

Peter's chest heaves with the excited little pants he's making. A pink tongue wets his pretty mouth. It's almost adorable how he tries to focus on his uncle, those innocent brown eyes of his clouded with something new. Lust.

"I–" he stutters but Tony waits patiently. "I want it to be you, Uncle Tony. Want to be your omega."

The alpha quirks a brow and pretends to frown.

"Baby, sweetheart," he drawls, "You know omegas like you can't be mated until you're older."

Peter answers with a fierce scowl of his own.

"Omegas get mated all the time," he protests.

Tony gives him a look, one that makes him grip the sheets tighter in small fists.

"I'd have to pay a fine," Tony says like it matters. "A big, hefty one. Talking about multiple dollar signs."

Peter catches onto the fact that Tony doesn't say no.

"You can afford it," he challenges the alpha.

Tony smirks because he can, he definitely can.

"Not giving me much of an incentive, kid," Tony makes clear. "Why don't you… entice me a bit, hmm?"

His nephew's cute cheeks darken but he must want Tony more than he lets on because he lets go of the sheet. It falls to his lap, revealing pale, flushed pink skin. Cute pink little nipples that Tony would love to pinch and bite, just to hear the boy whimper.

"Good start," Tony says as he approaches the bed.

Peter's gaze follows his hand as it drifts down to his belt.

"Uncle Tony…" he breathes, voice tiny and breathless. He knows Tony will do it. He probably counted on the fact that his uncle never says no to him.

"Turn around, kid," Tony's voice is just short of a growl. "Head down. Ass up. Show your uncle how slick you got thinking about him. Show me that tight virgin hole of yours and I'll decide if it's worth dropping a couple grand to put my teeth on your neck."

Peter trembles as he does as he's told. Head down. Ass up. He goes right into the perfect presentation and he reaches back, spreading those round cheeks of his until Tony has the perfect view of his virgin hole.

Tony says nothing as he moves closer. The clink of his belt being undone says more than any words he could possibly say.

Peter's hole is so wet and there's even more slicking up his creamy thighs. His cute little cock hangs between them, also dripping wet.

Tony just wants to play with it, squeeze it and fondle it until his nephew squirms and cries.

Instead, he nudges his cockhead right against that perfect pink open. With one hand gripping the boy's hip, Tony pulls Peter back onto his cock just as he thrusts forward.

All that slick makes it so easy for Tony to slide right in with a satisfied grunt. Peter cries out, collapsing against his hold as he takes his first cock.

Tony doesn't let him relax though. He pulls the boy up with a hand in his hair, hauling him onto his knees. Tony's teeth dig into his neck, pearly whites sinking into his mating gland just as the alpha sinks balls deep into his tight body.

"Spoil you–" Tony grunts when Peter whimpers and squirms in ecstasy. He gives a harsh thrust, loosening the tight clutch Peter's insides have on his cock. "Never could say no to my sweet, sweet nephew. This what you wanted, Petey?"

The omega's body is tight with tension but Peter cries out.

"Yeah– Yeah, Uncle Tony!" Peter moans, clutching onto the alpha's arm as he's being fucked. "Wanted– this… You…!"

"You got me, baby boy," Tony growls into his ear, nipping it harshly. He fucks the boy nice and sweet but hard enough that his entire body jolts. "Gonna knot you, kid. Gonna keep knotting you over and over–" A harsh chuckle. "But that's what you wanted, isn't it. Well, you got it now, baby. Let's see how well you take it."

No matter what they warned about or what omegas were told in sex ed, nothing could truly prepare them for the knot. Even his sweet  nephew, as smart as he was… The omega keened and jerked when he feels the knot starting to inflate.

Tony soothes him as best as he can but he doesn't let the omega go. This is the consequence of finding his nephew naked and heat ridden in his bed. This is what Peter wants and he's going to do it. Good thing the boy came to him first.

The knot is shoved in and Peter takes it so beautifully. Being knotted the first time… The rush of alpha cum and all those bonding pheromones overloading him.

Peter ends up falling forward, his body basically hanging from his uncle's knot. His cheek pressed against a propped up pillow, and his eyes are glazed over. Drool dribbles from his gasping mouth and Tony grunts as he delivers load after load into his nephew.

[starkerforever]

I have 39 in my list of ‘people on Tumblr who write Starker’

Any additions?

I’ll take suggestions of writers or artists, I love both, although I’m working on finding writing blogs first then I’m going to work on art blogs.

Sorry if I bother anyone!

The list:

@kawasakikat / @starkerisendgame / @starkeristheendgame

@prettyboy-parker

@starkerchemistry

@starkerforlife6969

@peters-tofu

@prettieststarker

@cagestark

@tonystarkisaslut

@obilgatorynasty

@dollmeatpie

@darker-soft-starker

@lovelystarker / @darlingstarker

@spidercakes

@starkerkeyz

@thestarkerisobvious

@the-mad-starker

@silkystark

@professional-benaddict

@reniisbooks

@sweeterstarker

@lesbianstarker

@fucking-starker

@sunflowerstarker

@starkercrossedlovers

@princessparkerxo

@sweetsickcherry

@starker-sorbet

@satanicstarker

@sluttystarker

@readysetstarker

@areiton

@verdantmoth

@the-amazing-spidertwink

@starker-rays

@strikingstark

@peterstark66

@starkerobsession

@starkerflowers

Added:

@peterparkerstarker

@pixies-starker

@starrystarker

@starkerdreams

@starkerstories

@c6h12o6-work

@spidony / (maybe?) @spidony-starker

@iammagicfishhook

@peachbabypie

@hoppopo

@starkravingspiders (https://starkravingspiders.tumblr.com/ since it isn’t letting me tag)

I’m sorry for tagging everyone (that it let me)!

[starkerparkerpony]

I Scold Because I Stan Pt.3

AU where Tony (44-45 y/o) meets an aged up (23-24 y/o) Peter after Civil War, Tony is broken up with Pepper and all kinds of sorry for himself. Peter is a ESU graduate and currently has an internship with Oscorp and is a photographer for the Daily Bugle he is also spiderman and therefore perpetually exhausted and has very little patience

Read part 1 & 2

Please consider reblogging.

Two months of having Peter in his life and one thing became abundantly clear to Tony, he was not used to being adored like this. Because it was pure adoration with Peter. Maybe he was different with him than he'd been with Pepper but he couldn't be sure. He didn't know. He just really liked it.

They had not had sex yet. Hell they hadn't even properly kissed yet, Tony had had a long day dealing with goddamned Doombots because that's the kind of person Victor Von Doom became after he got dumped by his fiance, which was a complete and utter disgrace and men should learn how to cope with rejection better... like seriously... he's not the biggest fan of that stretchy-fuck Richards either and what the fuck kind of name is 'Reed' anyway? But it's still no excuse to become a supervillain... Tony used to like Victor for fuck's sake- Peter was waiting for Tony back at the tower.

And for some reason Tony prepared himself to get scolded... because that's what happened right? He manages to right what was wrong and comes back to a stressed and disappointed Pepper.

But that didn't happen.

"I saw you get hit." The young man hurried towards him and scanned Tony's entire being, very thoroughly for potential damage with a forrowed brow, Spiderman man was there too, Peter must've been there to get photos.

"I'm fine, the suit is going to require some tlc though," Tony tried to reassure him.

"You're sure?"

"You bet."

"Okay," Peter said, relaxed, and then pressed a quick kiss onto Tony's lips before enveloping him in a very tight and very comforting hug.

And that was it... no further lectures about priorities and personal wellbeing. Just comfort.

No, they hadn't had sex yet but Peter looked at Tony with such intensity sometimes, that he already felt too naked whenever he was with the younger guy... surprisingly enough, he liked this feeling too.

Pepper was an actual saint but it had required a very specific type of physical and mental effort, to maintain a relationship with her. But with Peter it was so effortless, that sometimes Tony felt like a cheat.

But he'd started to have that uncomfortable conversation with himself... the conversation about commitments and public announcements. Peter was mindful of dealing with the press that comes with rich people. So their "dates" had all been in the tower. Tony had asked about Peter's place but Peter refused because "Tony honey, you're not old enough to be exposed to the graphic images of poverty and squalor that come with a cheap New York studio apartment. And I'm not emotionally prepared to take down all my Iron Man posters, so that's not gonna' happen."

So they hung around the tower, they watched movies, they ate together, sometimes they even worked together. Peter always brought flowers. It was home.

Which was probably why Tony kinda forgot himself one such day. He had spent more that 42 hours in the lab, Peter showed up.

And Tony, because he was a little bit of an idiot, who wanted nothing more than to impress his new guy, asked Friday to tell him that he was more than welcome in the lab.

But Peter had never been down there before.

So after waiting more than half an hour, a very impatient Tony made his way into the living area of his tower, where Peter was watching CNN while munching on some of Tony's favorite cheese popcorn.

"What are you doing?" Tony asked indignant.

"Watching the news... waiting for you, ass," Peter answered, shooting him a teasing little glare "Oh, and I made popcorn! Want some?"

"I asked you to come downstairs," Tony had been waiting patiently downstairs to show the guy the new sensors he had been working on, for Rhodey.

"Er... I- I've never been... I thought you were just being courteous," Peter winced and mumbled, feeling awkward as hell.

"What the fuck is that supposed to mean?" Tony had already had a shitty day, Pepper had been yelling at him for not showing up for a government contractor lick-fest, Tony didn't need whatever it was that Peter was trying to do. He just wanted to show his boyfriend the cool things he made and be kissed.

"Tony... I don't know... I didn't think I had the clearance to be down there. I've never signed an NDA or anything for you," Peter half shrugged.

"Why would you need to sign an NDA to hang out with your boyfriend?" Tony realized very late that this was the first time he'd used the word 'boyfriend' in front of Peter and immediately started blushing like an idiot.

"Because I work for a rival company of yours and it would be very awkward for both me and my boyfriend if something you're working on was suddenly introduced by said rival company. Even if it was a coincidence. Also don't you have Avengers stuff down there? Like don't I need... I dunno security clearance to see it? By the way are we discussing the boyfriend thing now or later because I need to cry and scream from the rooftops about it at some point." Of course Peter wouldn't let that bit slip, which only made Tony blush harder.

"I'm not an idiot... anything you don't have clearance for, you won't see. And I trust you. Is this good screaming and crying or bad screaming and crying?" Might as well make sure.

Peter was already making his way closer to him, wrapping Tony in a warm embrace.

"The crying and screaming of pure joy."

"Sounds intense."

"It will be... there'll be snot involved."

"Sexy."

"I know."

"Wanna makeout?"

"Oh hell to the fuck yes."

And so Tony walked Peter back to the couch, planted himself in the younger man's lap and right as he was about to initiate the tonsil hockey game of a lifetime, Peter interrupted-

"You really trust me?" He asked.

"Do you think that I would currently be straddling you if I didn't?" Tony asked back, incredulous... and then his three leaked sextapes that still sometimes trend on certain 'hubs' on the internet came to mind. "Wait don't answer that."

Trust was a pretty weird thing for Peter... he absolutely adored Tony but he still hadn't told him about any alternate identities and maybe it was time to reciprocate that trust.

Soon.

"So You don't think I'm like a gold digger or something?" This was some quick thinking on Peter's part

The strange vulnerability in Peter's voice made Tony ask-

"Did someone say something to you?" Pepper and Rhodey hadn't yet met Peter but they knew about him. They wouldn't do something like this but maybe...

"Just a silly joke that MJ and the guys made... kinda kept niggling... no big deal," Peter was trying to brush it off because he wasn't ready to discuss the what was really on his mind when it came to trust and Tony but the older man still thought that if it didn't affect him he wouldn't have brought it up.

"Babe... I regret to inform you but you're really not kiss-y ass-y enough to be a gold digger. I don't think any gold digger has scolded their gold diggee(?) As much as you scold me." Tony pressed soft kisses along his jawline as he tried to reassure him.

"Hey I scold because I care you ass." Peter chuckled huskily.

"I know"

And then Peter was running his hands up and down Tony's back, and it made him wonder if he was in fact part cat, because humans don't really enjoy being petted as much as him, do they? Maybe it was just that Peter touched him so well.

Honestly Peter could be doing anything and Tony would enjoy it. He nibbled along his throat and Tony couldn't help but grind down on his lap. He brought his delightful hands up his back and into his hair, gently pulling him into a deep, sensual kiss and Tony was so utterly lost.

He gently licked into his mouth and of course he tasted of cola and popcorn and it was delectable.

Tony hadn't ever really been the dominant type but he'd also never quite felt so... safe as when he did when Peter was leading him.

When they broke apart for a breath, Tony couldn't help but cup Peter's beautiful face with both his hands and just stare into the beautiful boy's eyes, as if trying to figure out the reason why such a fantastic creature could ever choose a... mess like Tony.

"God Tony you have the most beautiful eyes," Peter breathed.

Which of course made Tony blush like an absolute fool. He always did this. Peter Parker had a habbit of breaking through Tony's moments of self doubt with pure adoration and he was utterly helpless to it.

Tony had to physically restrain himself from replying with 'I love you' because two months was probably too soon for saying it.

He'd say it the next time Peter scolded him.

Soon.

Not many words were spoken after that except for "scoot back" "shift up a little" "no that tickles" "wait not there" "oh yess that's nice" "keep going" "don't stop" "please stay".

Taglist- @spidey-nerd @areluctantsblog @briesb1tch @fleet-of-ships @darker-soft-starker @heybrotherpourthewine @buckybarnes-is-bae @starkerlovestony @nachtvuur @theginkosakata @plsstopgivingpetertrauma @highbloodprinz @supernaturalpadfoot @strkrmdnss @thewolffearsher @starkravingspiders @whenfandomscollide @starkerrifics @starkersenses @merwinist @this-starker-hoe @sad-princess28 @smidnite @mystarkershame @somethingihadtocarry @goodtimesstarker @lacechains @hermit-fangirl @colorofpearls @narutoyaoifans @ravens-starker-stuff @lover-starker @littlemonstercupcake @starkerkitty91x @tigger232 @mcusicals @cartorchdeath @sadbumblingmess @winter-starker @pixelizedgenocide @lurafita @yadds @starkerisendgame @peterscherry @tonyfuckingstarkismykink

[starkerficlibrary]

Hey I'm really craving to read this one fic, can't remember who wrote it, where Peter is a young stenographer and decides to quit his job at the news station by captioning a Tony Stark interview completely wrong and writing how much he wants him. I think it's called 'the thirsty stenographer' but I'm not sure, hope you can help ;)

Hey there, honey!

You are correct in that the work is called ‘The Thirsty Stenographer’. It was written and uploaded to AO3 by the user StarkRavingSpiders, however it and the parent account have unfortunately been deleted. 

-J 

[the-mad-starker]

Camera Roll Tag Game

Tagged by @tonystarkisaslut

Rules: only using ten pictures in your camera roll (must have already been there when tagged) describe yourself.

I have piggie babies and lots of plants. I also like plushies, fooood, and shiny things. Then there's my obsession with Starker Lol and also kinda mischievous for reasons 😊

Tagging! @starkravingspiders @starkerkeyz @thequeenoffish @silkystark @spidyirony and anyone else that wants to join in 💗

[cagestark]

Hey, I'm new to the Starker fandom, I'm told you're, like, the queen bee. Any other blogs you know of that I should follow, maybe writers?

Oh god I’m sweating. I don’t feel like the queen bee at all, but I do have some awesome creator friends (and a few non-creator friends) I’ll rec to you off the top of my head. Keep in mind they might not strictly write starker :)

And welcome! We’re lucky to have you 💖

@areluctantsblog @css1992 @darker-soft-starker @intothestarkerverse @learned-foot @otpcutie @prettyboy-parker @readysetstarker @starkerforlife6969 @starker-obsession @starkravingspiders @send-me-hcs @starkerflowers @the-mad-starker @tonystarkisaslut @valiantthewriter @sweeterstarker @starkerintheparker @starkerkeyz @stxrk-ho-au

[lemonpeter]

Epilogue - Catch Me if You Can

So...I meant to have this out weeks ago. But I've just found myself in a bad funk lately and I'm sorry.

On another note, this isn't 100% where i planned to take the end, I wanted to have some discussion of Peter's powers, but I decided to let that wait until the sequel. Hopefully I'll actually have the first chapter written soon

Anyways, thanks for reading, I hope you enjoy

Tags: @sherly-not-obsessed @mykale-yellow @avaxxc @alette606 @starkravingspiders @smidnite @indecisive-mess-named-me @mercury-deacon-taylor-may @seaweedbrain3000 @aoifelaufeyson @ironspiidey @ironfestivalgoopmaker @darknessyuu @john--imnotgay--watson @t1of3

**

Peter hated when May smirked at him. Because usually it was because she had seen something coming way before he did. But this time...it didnt bother him as much. Because it was Tony. Or maybe just the absence of Harley. Both were good.

But she had that little smirk that basically said 'I told you so' as she sat at the table beside her husband and across from a very red-faced Peter who was next to a seemingly calm Tony.

"Well, I'm glad you two are happy," Ben concluded. "Even though I feel like this is moving a little fast. As long as you two are happy- and using proper protection- I'm happy."

Peter whined, head thudding down onto the table in shame. "Please, I don't want to talk about this. Especially with him right here."

Ben laughed, watching how embarrassed his nephew was. "Okay, okay. Just want you to be safe."

"And Tony, I'm sure you're a sweetheart, but if you pressure him into anything, you'll lose your junk," May threatened with a light tone. "But I'm sure we won't have to worry about that, right?"

Tony gulped, nodding quickly. "Yes, ma'am."

Peter cracked up at that, finally lifting his head. "Okay, are we allowed to go now?"

"Fine. Go. Do whatever gross teenagers do as long as we don't have to hear it," Ben told them, waving his hand with a laugh.

Peter quickly jumped up, grabbing Tony's hand and pulling him away from the table. From there he led the other boy to his room. "So...sorry about them." He smiled sheepishly.

Tony shook his head. "Don't apologize. They just want what's best for you. And that's good. As long as your scary aunt doesn't cut my dick off," he joked.

Peter's face flushed. "Y-yeah. That would kind of suck." He went a darker red as he realised the implications of his words. "For-for you, I mean."

The other boy just laughed harder, shaking his head. "Yeah, I'm pretty sure it would be awful. And maybe not just for me."

Peter smiled sheepishly, leaning in to kiss him as he closed the door. They didn't want the prying eyes of any well-meaning (or just nosy) aunts or uncles to interrupt them.

***

"Peter, it's really not a big deal. I promise it's not a big deal," Tony assured his boyfriend, who was clinging to his waist and sobbing.

"B-but you deserve it more," he cried.

Tony just smiled, kissing his forehead. "You're adorable. But clearly you deserved it more with your grades, Mr. Valedictorian." He grinned, obviously proud of his boyfriend. He didn't even care that he came second. He was so proud of Peter.

Peter sniffle, looking up at him. "Are you sure?" He asked quietly.

Tony's immediate response was to nod. "Of course. You're a genius, honey. And everyone knows it. Including your dick of an ex. He was certainly proven wrong, wasn't he?"

Cracking a small smile, Peter nodded as well. "I guess you're right. He can't insult me because of things like that any more."

"Not that he really could before," Tony added. "He was just an ass. But now you beat me. Congrats." He grinned.

Peter wiped his eyes, laughing a little. "I really did. I beat Tony Stark. In something intellectual. Wow."

"Beat him *and* are dating him. You're all set," he joked.

Peter gently punched his arm, laughing with him. "Shut up. But yes, I'm all set. And happier than I ever thought I would be." He leaned up, kissing his boyfriend.

"You make me very happy, Peter Parker," Tony whispered against his lips.

"I love you."

"I love you too."

[starkeristheendgame]

hiiii omg i just found your blog and fell in love with it. Do you know any fics about starker but no one else approves of their relationship ??

Hiii,

Ah, welcome and thank you so so much! I'm so happy to have you here 💕 Unfortunately I can't think of any off the top of my head, though I know that I've read a few!

I'm gonna tag some blogs who hopefully may have some to rec ❤

@starkerflowers @starkerintheparker @darker-soft-starker @professional-benaddict @starkravingspiders @readysetstarker @silkystark

I hope you find some good fic recs! I'm so sorry I couldn't be more help.

[peachbabypie]

For @starkravingspiders! Patreon Commission for Starker as Pirates at RenFair <3 I’ve personally never been to a RenFair but I really wanna so, living vicariously through our dumb boys. Haha.

Tony as a strong pirate king and peter as a stowaway? Yes please!

[starkergames]

Title: Domestic Disasters Artists: @c6h12o6-work​(Sketch), @peachbabypie​(Ink), @starkravingspiders​(Color) Writer: @starkerprince

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Tony and Peter are on a mission of their lives- baking a cake for Morgan’s birthday. Will this married couple of two superheroes manage to win the battle over kitchen appliances and bake a good fluffy cake for Morgan? [Cont on Ao3] Thank you to our wonderful artists and writer who participated in the first Starker Games! <3 <3 <3 this is fabulous and we hope you enjoyed yourselves!

[c6h12o6-work]

Rules: Name 10 favorite characters from 10 different things and tag 10 people

Tagged by @the-mad-starker 💜

1. Spider-Man - Marvel

2. Danny Phantom 

3. Jill Valentine - Resident Evil

4. Will Graham - Hannibal

5. Lance - Voltron Legendary Defenders

6. Reborn - Katekyo Hitman Reborn

7. Legoshi - Beastars

8. Bill Cipher - Gravity Falls

9. Jaskier - The Witcher 

10. Gwaine - Merlin

💜 Tags 💜

@blushnik @yuihoshi @lovely-garnet @lesbianstarker @peachbabypie​ @starkravingspiders​ and anyone else who wishes to join! 

[starkerparkerpony]

I Scold Because I Stan Pt.2

AU where Tony (44-45 y/o) meets an aged up (23-24 y/o) Peter after Civil War, Tony is broken up with Pepper and all kinds of sorry for himself. Peter is a ESU graduate and currently has an internship with Oscorp and is a photographer for the Daily Bugle he is also spiderman and therefore perpetually exhausted and has very little patience

Read part 1 here, part 3 here

Not much scolding in this one but very dialogue heavy... Please continue reblogging. Continuing on -

Tony believed there's certain feelings in life that you must absolutely not feel once over the age of 25... for example, no middle-aged man should have anxiety about calling a potential romantic interest. Especially if said 'potential romantic interest' shamelessly hit on Tony in the first place. The guy was definitely interested, he had made it clear to Tony that he was definitely interested. Tony could just call the guy... but would he.

A week earlier when Peter Parker woke from the nap he was taking in a booth at an Irish pub for some reason, Tony absolutely did not imagine that any conversation they might have would go the way their's did. It was a testament to Mr. Parker's extempore prowess. It was also mildly embarrassing and almost traumatizing to be scolded and praised all at once. But after Parker left, Tony found himself... smiling... and blushing, like a complete idiot, but smiling and blushing nonetheless.

When back at home Tony set Friday on the curious case of Peter Parker. Which led to spending an ungodly amount of time on the guy's Instagram. Which in turn led to Tony gleaning some useful information about him, Peter Parker wasn't exactly new to the world of the rich and famous, he appeared to be a close friend of Harry Osbourne, posing with him in not just generic selfies but also pictures taken at high profile society events.

It also appeared that Mr. Parker was no stranger to superheroes either, his work with the Daily Bugle was almost entirely photos of Spiderman... Tony didn't know Spidey personally but going by the coverage the newspaper gave him, it was hard to imagine that the masked hero would be a friend of Parker's but the guy somehow always managed to get the best picture of Spidey, which indicated a willingness to follow trouble on Parker's part.

And then there was the entire thing about how gorgeous and intelligent and utterly disarming the boy was...

The 3 patents he had told Tony about were no joke- a medical grade adhesive, an industrial grade adhesive and a potential replacement for spandex. Not to mention his eyes...

Tony kept telling himself that he was too old to have a crush... but he knew it was too late. He thought back to the way he felt when Peter smiled at him, bruised and all... The damage was done.

The first time Tony called Peter, he didn't pick up and it went to voicemail. Tony didn't leave a message. It was just 9PM, there was no way he was already asleep. Right? For a second he dreaded the possibility of Parker being one of those millennials who don't take phonecalls, then for another hour he wondered if this was a sign from the universe about an endeavor that should be abandoned. So of course Tony called again.

"I don't do booty calls past 10 I have a job now" was how Parker answered the phone. Jesus Christ.

"Good to know, I was thinking about lunch tomorrow actually." Tony said without missing a beat

"Jesus Christ!" Parker exclaimed, obviously thrown.

"Close. Tony Stark" He chuckled

"No I know... Crap, I'm sorry, my friend Harry is the only one I know who calls with a private number. I thought it was him." He explained

"Am I Sorry to disappoint?" Tony asked trying not to sound anxious.

"Absolutely not. I actually definitely would do a booty call after 10 for you." Tony could hear the smile in his voice.

"But not after 11 though?" Tony joked trying not to blush.

"No that honor is reserved for Bruce Banner and Bruce Banner only."

"You have good taste in men" Bruce was Tony's friend, he had to admit he was warmed by the fact that Peter wasn't one of the assholes who held 'big green' against him.

"Ha Ha thanks... he represents us bio-chem nerds well, one of my projects is actually inspired by him and also he is very cute in press conferences."

"The spandex replacement?" Tony guessed

"Oh no... you googled me. Ew."

"Hey that's rich coming from the guy that sticks my photos on his wall." He defended himself

"No no... there's this god awful picture of me that comes up on image search from when my team won the scholastic decathlon, I look like a single prepubescent noodle in it." Parker grouched

"Good tip... also nice covert bragging with the decathlon thing Mr. Parker" Tony said as he pulled the picture up and sniggered.

"Thank you I'm so glad you caught that... so what was it you were saying about lunch?" Parker enquired.

"Right... Lunch? Tomorrow?" Tony hoped he didn't sound desperate.

"Sounds good to me. I mean it sounds like a bizarre dream I'm having but I don't wanna stroke your ego unnecessarily, you already called first... I love that I have the upper hand here"

"Congratulations on the upper hand smartass... do you wanna do 'Nobu'?" Tony suggested

"Oh my god... I'm gonna throw your P.A. and your PR team a bone and nix that idea... you beautiful disaster" Peter laughed

"Umm... what?"

"Nobu has papparazi outside of it 24/7, and I hate to break it to you buddy but your break up with Ms. Potts was kinda' public. I can't even begin to imagine what hell you, being photographed with a strapping twunk half your age would be on your team." He explained himself

"Okay calm down strapping twunk... How would anybody even know its a date?" Tony scoffed

"Umm Mr. Stark if I have the chance to grab your ass in public and have photos taken of the event then I absolutely will do it." said Peter, very sincerely.

"My God how can you call me Mr. Stark and talk about grabbing my ass in the same sentence?" Tony cursed his susceptibility to blushing whenever talking to this guy.

"Listen man, I'd call you Tony but this 'Mr. Stark' thing lowkey turns me on though." Peter said in a teasing voice.

Same, Tony admitted to himself.

"Kink noted. You do have a point though... I haven't had to deal with my personal PR or had a P.A. in a while." Said Tony, thoughtful.

"How can you not have a P.A.? Is that even legal?" Peter asked

"Well, I made my last one the CEO of my company, fell in love with her, started dating her and then very publicly got dumped by her... so I'm apprehensive about replacing her." Tony regretted this outburst as soon as he finished talking.

"I think about you when I touch myself." Peter informed

"What. The. Hell. Parker" Tony said, trying to sound affronted when he could barely contain his laughter

"Oh sorry buddy I thought we were playing the oversharing game." Peter sniggered. "You know what you should do? You should get an older Jewish lady to be your P.A. it's what Norman Osbourne did for his son when he kept hitting on his P.A.s.

"Because you know what, Mrs. Leibowitz would bring you Passover brisket and she would never dump you publicly." Peter was almost giggling now.

"Right, she would write me a considerate note." Tony laughed along with Peter.

"Exactly!" He chuckled

There was a lull in the conversation then, during which Tony made up his mind.

"Lunch at the tower tomorrow." Tony decided

"Fine by me. Wait. Do you have any dietary restrictions?"

"No. I sometimes go gluten free but not because of celiac just because I like to be an asshole. Why?"

"Cool, I'm bringing Pizza. You paid for drinks last time." stated Peter

"You do realize that I have chefs on my payroll?" Tony asked

"You do realize that I'm offering to bring you Joe's from Greenwich?" Peter countered

"Point taken." Tony conceded

"Good"

"See you"

"Not if I see you first"

"Oh my God"

"I know... I hate myself"

"I'm gonna' hang up now"

"Wait! What do I tell your security tomorrow?" Peter asked

"Tell them you've been summoned by the king" Tony said, only half joking.

"God you're such a douche but I'm so into you..." Peter replied

"I'm glad" Tony admitted

"Okay bye."

"Bye."

The next day Peter Parker texted to confirm the time and then showed up at Tony's place with pizza and a dozen red and yellow roses. And Tony didn't know what to do with himself.

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Female Charachters Tag

Rules: name 10 favorite female charachters from 10 different fandoms and then tag 10 people.

Thank you @tonystarkisaslut for tagging me in this challenge. This was really fun to look back ok different fandoms I’ve been in

Camille Belacourt from Shadowhunters/The Mortal Instruments

Hermione Granger from Harry Potter

Primrose Everdeen from The Hunger Games

Brittany S. Pierce from Glee

Emma Perkins from The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals

Eliza Hamilton from Hamilton

Felicity Smoak (now Queen) from the Arrowverse

Michelle Jones from the Marvel Cinematic Universe

Emily Gilmore from Gilmore Girls

Rey Skywalker from Star Wars

I tag @paradoxcatalyst @starkerxstarker @chi-the-queen @femmespidergwen @starkravingspiders @stupidshittyassblog @obligatorynasty @starks-baby-boy @starkerkeyz @twokinkybeans

Honestly finding 10 people to tag was difficult and it made me realize I know not very many people.