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dixidin · 5 months

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Happy 4/20 day to Brian

@zol1x for you cause I always gotta tag ur goofy ass :3

#ifykyk #bong brian.....#WHY DID HE IMMEDIATELY COUGH IT UP #IK THAT IT WAS HIS FIRST TIME TRYING IT BUT.... I FEEL LIKE HE COULD'VE DONE A BIT BETTER???#dw Brian I'll be ur weed gf #/J /J /J /J /J #off topic but I was on the tumblr trending tab to see if 420 was trending and oh.....#watcher fans are you okay #tbh..... I never cared about them #LIKE. I REALLY TRIED TO GET INTO THE WATCHER AND I COULDN'T #it felt kinda boring.... glad I never stayed #anywho! tags #marble hornets #mh #marble hornets brian #brian marble hornets #mh brian #brian mh

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scullcrusher101xd · 8 months

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have a h8red

#not translating the first one #its a joke about being happy for staying alive. it gives off a positive feeling...its not my joke i stole it #and i drew 2 idiets hugging bc it needed to happpen #i dont ship them btw #oh yeah sturgent needs to completely obliterate gary`s bones bc their (onesided) competitiveness is never ogre #venture bros #sgt. hatred #sergeant hatred #cw weed #I need to shredd hatred to little pieces fry him up and eat him only thden ill be at peace. Is that a normal thing ro say #this website is a wasteland for fanart. Or any other site. For me

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brosif40 · 10 months

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Funny drawing i made back in June that I never posted

#at the time i didn't want to forgot whyy #sunshine king #king boo #yet another super mario eclipse thang teehee #my art #and sortof based off of the forever weed brownie #bro saw how people acted on em and said 'how bad could this be?' and proceeded to stay in bed for hours after

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atypi-cals · 3 months

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>i join a server for systems

> the rules dictate what my littles can and cannot do "for their own safety because they're literally children"

> i leave

#'all alters under the age of 16 must stay in the section where cursing and topics with any sort of maturity are banner'#what if the 4 year old wants to talk about how she smokes weed to deal with panic attacks and help with insomnia #shes not actually physically 4 you know she can smoke weed #and she swears just as much as everyone else idk why shed have to be protected from adult language #like if your littles do thats fine but why would you assume ALL syskids follow that or feel comfortable following that #my littles feel they CANNOT EXPRESS THEMSELVES AT ALL if they are limited to disney channel appropriate content #and theyre not out here like. making dick jokes or anything but when they get angry they say fuck #and talk about gore and drugs and trauma #besides. i think at least half of the people in the world swear around their kids and they turned out fine #we learned to swear when were 10 and swore often to express ourself as a child #most parents ive met swear around their children. not at mind you just around.#like most parents wont. drop a carrot on a patch of cat fur on the floor. and then go to the other room to quietly mutter FUCK #and they shouldnt have to #irl children shouldnt be completely cut off from swears they should be taught the appropriate time to use them #idk im just sick of people providing syskids with literally less agency than they would an actual IRL child.

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deer-with-a-stick · 1 year

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The more time I spend explaining Tolkien lore to my brother the more I realize that Tolkien was just batshit insane

#yes the world is flat and a globe at the same time #and yes if you go off the edge you fall into the void with Satan 1.0 (assuming the Straight Road doesn't just railroad you)#he calls Valinor “The place under some trees where everyone smokes weed” and honestly I wish they would do that instead #bilbo and frodo bring weed to valinor quick #i tried to explain the miriel-finwe situation and he's so confused #“so they died and they were all sad even though they didn't have to stay dead?? but she couldn't come back because he remarried??”#“but then he dies and says 'yo ill stay dead instead' and she's find now??”#does the big God just keep making elf and human souls or do they just. appear #i told him about Gil-Galad Son of Plothole #he is quickly realizing that yes #the valar are a bit incompetent #its fine #elrond's dad is a star his mom is a bird and his great great grandma is an angel #my sister gave up two seconds in despite sparking this by asking me about elf lore #apparently she actually just wants to know about legolas but not legolas' father because of the hobbit movies #let me rant about feanorian politics it'll be interesting i promise #shut up about your elf backflips you wanna hear about nirnaeth arnoediad and the kinslayings #tolkien #lotr #lord of the rings #silmarillion #the silm #is this a shitpost? idk #he's batshit insane but the world is great i love it #we still don't know where hobbits come from #they appeared one day #like potatoes #i had one tidbit of legolas lore and that was #the guy showed up several years late in a homemade boat with a dwarf #incomprehensible screaming

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ragnarlothcat · 2 years

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AoTC and RoTS are stories about how Anakin went from twink to Twunk. That’s what they’re really about

You're right and you should say it! And they're both excellent Anakins. Bratty AoTC Anakin is adorable and willowy and RoTS Anakin has the longer curls and all the enviable musculature. It's a shame that the third step in this evolution is murder cyborg though 🤔 That's why we have fanfiction I guess so we can instead imagine him eventually becoming a dilf?

#asks #anon #anakin skywalker #kind of sounds like a deeply weird pokemon evolutionary line #with a disappointing final form #like the weed cat turning bipedal #except it's the prettiest boy turning into a genocide robot #it's me yelling 'stay on all four feet' at a cartoon cat #except it's 'don't murder children and get your limbs lopped off'

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glitchbirds · 4 months

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top surgery in one month btw

#txt #yippie.#not super looking forward to having to stop T for 2 weeks prior to the surgery date and potentially being a hormonal mess... alas #additionally dreading having to stay away from weed for those 2 weeks but ill start tapering off this week so its not completely cold turke #needed an excuse to take a tolerance break anyway

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cinemaocd · 5 months

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Liveblog delayed 30 minutes

#I had to stay late at work and finish my employee review #and I don't want to stay here to do the liveblog #I want to go home where there is sunshine and weed and I can take off my tights and put on my comfies

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cheeseknives · 7 months

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I got last months electricity bill and it was like 800€ something, whhhaat the fuck

#this is going to be me just complaining lmao feel free to ignore #I practically live alone when moms not here ????#but also like #if you have whole ass family #let's say partner and three kids or something #and you want them to have same kind of upbringing as you so you get a house with a lawn n all that in rural area #how the fuck are you supposed to do that ???#I'm not even against the idea of raising kids myself but in this economy..?#hurr durr future bad #but also men who want housekeeper of a wife but also complain about gold diggers like dawg #you have to have stay at home money to have stay at home wife lol #even if both of you work you cant expect your wifey to do all the work at home #the municipality is going to look at our bill and the amount of residents in our house and think we are growing weed or something...#but yeah this is why you dont remove fireplace from old ass house old heaters are expensive to keep on #like idk if I should just turn them off in rooms we dont use ?#bc on the otherhand what if something like mold starts growing there since its still winter #ughh #turning this house into igloo I dont want to think about funny numbers on the screen #remember to unplug things if you arent using them #I probably should check that no one is living in our attic or something #I have desire to bother someone about this

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pegglefan69 · 9 months

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#its 11pm & its bcuz i came in from getting all the snow off the front steps wanting onion jam STAT. but did not have any #every office i need to call tomorrow will probably be closed due 2 the snow i can stay up late cooking #after tjis i am going to have weed gummy & make my special bedtime drink & go read in bed #read what...i dont know #dial p for post #cooking tag

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luxlitemidnight · 28 days

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Today has been an interesting day. Considering I've been fired and the evidence keeps pointing towards having been a system for a very long time. And yet I'm not having that bad of a day. It's possibly the weed

#wren's posts #cw drugs #cw weed #Lol could be worse #At least I had been planning to leave this job for a while #I'm also working on weaning off the weed since I've been. Irresponsible. This week I'm forbidding it for two days #Next week's its three. Then four. Then I'll probably stay there or go down to theee

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radgeorgie · 2 months

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had an amazing interview yesterday.... was told I'd know by Monday.... but it's alleged they DRUG TEST and I just bought 6 packs of weed edibles 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#AND!!!!! AND!!!!!! IVE GOT THE HOUSE TO MYSELF FOR A SOLID WEEK!!!!!!!#i guess ill know monday if i can get high that night or tuesday but like.... i want to have one now lmao #like.... the paper i signed was more worried about being drunk on the jo #and OBVIOUSLY i wouldnt show up to my folder customer service job high off my ass..... but that thc can stay in your system for awhilw #i had one last nigbt tk celebrate the interview so idk if im even in the clear to begin with #and like.... i told them my start date would ve the 20th & im out of town vefore that so the goal is like.... they go to achedule #and we have to schedule it way out so i have time to like.....not worry & get my pee clean #like.... it wouldnt matter so much if my parents werent LEAVING this E N T I R E week... like.... this is MY vacatioj too!!!!!#and i just bought it after a horrid week 😭��😭😭😭 worked my ass of it for it in order to relax this week #like #i know i shouldnt be dependent on it and im really trying not to ve #but the anti-anxiety relaxing of it all helps so much #and im reeeeeally not the biggest fan of drinking....i pee too much 😭😭😭😭😭 ironically 😭😭😭😭😭😭#like.... at this point.... its like..... do i care about getting this job more than i care about letting my brain and body relax this week #i always put myself first & listen to my heart & soul to dictate what to do #but my mind just keeps thinking about getting that failed drug test back and going back to the job hunt #but im still IN the job hi t #*hunt #AND HERES THE THING!!!! walking around that damn office.... seeing what people were wearing.....#its professional but i know damn well theres people in there smoking weed #like.... 25 of the 50 employees i saw showed up in casual loungepants these people are not prestigious #and like.... the paper i signed.... they didnt even edit to include the company name????#it kept saying “the Company will not like you to drink on the clock and assumes you will not get behind company vechiles drunk either”#like.... tooooootally understandable i just wanna eat some edibles before im an official employee of your folder business my loves #let me have a 50mg and zone out for the night while im finally free from all these losers..... PLEASE #anyways......personal problems that my brain needs to expel so it doesnt tumble all around for the next few houes #WHILE I DOORDASH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 fuck me #like..... i got this interview through indeed ill just keep going till i cant if it fails

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ickadori · 3 months

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i keep seeing the term blorbo mansion all over my dash and the idea is so funny to me bc wdym all the men i wanna swallow down are in one house??

#++ dori #taiju struggles not to throttle choji 24/7 #cannot fathom how he got in w/o meeting the height requirement but then he remembers levi who stays cooped up in his room all day #uraume and taiju butt heads all day bc they both wanna be head chef #yuji & sukuna keep flipping the table and grabbing knives #banjo has a weed farm in the basement that gyomei keeps ‘accidentally’ trampling over #rengoku is screaming the walls down and pissing everybody off #my wives are in a seperate villa #i could never subject them to the likes of my male taste #it’s terrible #LMAO

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anchovy · 3 months

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Really missing the sacred art of getting high and watching a movie

#was told by my dr to stay off weed after my hospital visit so my body can get back to normal after the meds made me sick #and it SUCKS #I’m also off all my meds and I’m in HELL.#how do people rawdog life like this it sucks so bad

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deepfriedseagullfeet · 9 months

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SIGHS i think i should take a tolerance break from weed cause im nervous about my tolerance and i want to be responsible and careful and all that. but according to the internet the best amount of time to take is a MONTH

#like ill do it. im not super dependent on weed and i want to stay careful about how much im smoking #im also curious to see if my brain fog improves because ive been struggling a lot with that as well as dissociation lately #BUT STILL THATS A WHILE WITHOUT MY SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES ME CHILL TF OUT #AND i was gonna order a new cart from my local dispensary today (i live in michigan and it is legal here)#but i think i must hold off. its getting harder to get high after 1-2 hits and its making me nervous and i want a reset #so if yall smoke and are thinking of taking a break. here is ur sign. lets take a break together #life with seag #drugs tw

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st4rving4rt1st · 1 year

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Love actually being upset after a friend gets aggressively anti-character like calm down jfc

Did I agree with Caleb letting Trent live? No.

Do ppl joke that him and Beau became cops? Yeah.

Does Caleb making Trent rot in a cell unable to speak or use magic alone make him a nazi sympathizer? N O.

Little personal opinion below

I was already taken back by the sudden anger so I was kinda uneasy mentioning that hey, Caleb's whole goal end game is to dismantle the Assembly and reform the entire system so that his home doesn't have to go through a violent revolution. He actively becomes a teacher in the very place that hurt him so he can protect students and also instill ethics and empathy into future students. The Cobalt Soul's entire thing is rooting out corruption???

Like my god dude pls calm down

A character stepping into the pit of vipers to try and dismantle the tangled knot of abuse that hurt them does not make them vipers themselves.

Idk I'm pretty dumb for being hurt by it but it just came off as "This is what I think of this character and if you like them or defend this action you are also a nazi" and idk if that's how they wanted it to come off? But it did.

Anyways I love Caleb Widogast, his story is very important to me, and even if I agree that taking the life of his abuser would have been more satisfying I also understand and respect the decision made and find it incredibly brave to go back into the very institute that took everything from you just to try and dismantle it and then build it back up with something better and safer.

#like his whole character is about destroying the very root of the fantasy nazi shit #bc just chopping off the top of a weed doesnt actually stop it from growing #so he kept the weed intact and instead focused on uprooting it entirely #caleb widogast #personal #dnd rant #also this friend doesnt even watch cr so why are they so angry???? dkdkoskw #make it make sense #this is why i fucking mask bc ppl are unpredictable and it sucks!!#why be known when i can just stay hidden in my little box and present as someone else lol #yes im in therapy im working on it

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