#steam-cleaners

[taintedco]

The WereCleaner

This game is a fun game. It is a top town single player maze game that is very short. This game you basically are trying to clean up the school as a werewolf all while trying not to get caught by the staff.

If you do get caught by the staff you get to eat them and try to hide them and eat them then clean up the body and the mess that was made all while trying not to get caught.

This game is a free to play and in my opinion I would check it out if I were you since you really don’t have to pay anything for it. It reminds me of serial killer and viscera clean up since you never know what kind of messes you are going to run into the next night you work.

You also have to watch out for the security at the end, it becomes a little hectic since he is tracking you and you still end up having to clean up the building quickly and leave all while he is tracking. Other than that, this game is really fun.

[us-the-voices-and-more-voices-2]

actually good cleaning hacks from someone who’s been through some shit

Get a steam mop I don’t care how much it is or cheap, just get one

if you have a pet invest in a wet dry vacuum, you will thank me.

get cleaning cloths you actually like the feel of, if you hate microfiber get a cheap set of tea towels and use them instead. Or chop up a dead tee shirt and use that.

plug in vacuums are 2x more powerful than non-plug in vacuums. You trade sucking power for mobility with cordless, so think that over when you get one.

buying a cheap mop every time one gets moldy is cheaper than having to deal with any mold you get from using a moldy mop.

invest in disinfectant/antifungal/antiviral/antibacterial liquid for your laundry, because that stuff makes getting rid of moldy musty musky shit easy. And it cleans your cleaning cloths without getting them greasy or soapy.

to fix “I accidentally left my clothes in the washing machine too long now they smell like mold” thing, you will need antifungal laundry liquid and the literal sun. Wash your clothes on the hottest setting you can with your clothing materials in mind, add the antifungal before you start, let it go for like 2 hours. And put it in the sun to dry. Repeat if it still smells moldy, until it doesn’t anymore, works like a charm!

to clean crystalline dog piss, you will need water, a steam mop, a wet dry vacuum (depending on if it’s in a carpet) dog cleaning spray or vinegar. Basically , rehydrate the piss, clean it up with dog spray or HOT vinegarish water, grab a steam mop and steam it (if not on carpet) and viola it should be okay now.

If it’s in the carpet you will need to rehydrate the piss, then just dowse the piss with water, use the wet dry vacuum to suck up the water, repeat until water comes up clean. Use whatever pet cleaner that’s good on your carpet to get the smell out, Patch test it in the corner of the carpet before you do it on the piss spot, soak up and remaining water from the carpet until it’s dry or blow dry it if you have to. And tada you have a cleaner carpet! The same works for dog shit too.

drain snakes are your best friend if you don’t remember to get the hair out the drain.

have one sponge for wiping down the sink and one for washing your dishes, because sometimes it’s easier to use a sponge to wipe down the sink than a cleaning cloth.

You can put sponges in the dishwasher and it cleans them REALLY WELL, do it everyday if you can.

Invest in a good glass cleaner for glass because when it gets greasy it’s hell.

Koh cleaner will literally cut through grease and oil, and fat. Like it wasn’t even there, if you don’t have the money white vinegar and bi-carbs does the same thing. Though be careful because it’s reactive and might destroy your countertop or pots, just invest in koh your life won’t be the same. (I can clean all the grease off things, that’s how good it works. Plus it doesn’t smell!!!)

Replace your toilet cleaner every 3 months, or make sure you don’t let it fester. That’s more of a hassle than replacing it every now and then.

Get a good dish soap, because you can use it for everything because of how mild it is.

After mopping always steam mop otherwise it will always be streaky or tacky, idk why but steam mops fix this 9/10 times.

there’s more, but I;m too tired.

[one-of-thewalkingdead]

So I started playing the Crime Scene Cleaner game that was released on Steam yesterday, and I can tell you right now, I need some Kovalsky fanfic

[xielian-gets-his-own-blog-now]

It kind of looks like they're being swallowed up, but they're holding hands and smiling so this is fine

[psittacined]

Ways I’ve sterilized branches for pet birds along w the vinegar/oven/sun method bc ovens are only so big:

Steam cleaner (KILLS ALL GERMS AND ORGANISMS!! also makes cleaning cages SO EASY. con: u gotta put ur bird in another room/ travel carrier for cage cleaning bc u don’t want any accidents)

Hot car all day (only works in summer)

[babyfairy]

i wish that i could steam clean the inside of my sinuses

[midnight-in-eden]

Yes yes yes the dark grimy satanic apostate aesthetic fucks hard but also. I am infinitely cleaner than a racist, sexist, bigoted religion with a history of polygamy and child brides and sex abuse coverups that still sees adult men privately interviewing children about their sexual “sins” as a normal and ok thing. The church is not clean no matter how many bright white temples it builds or bright white jumpsuits it baptizes people in or bright white pairs of underwear it sells.

[scuffledig]

dads hate teaching you a life skill because when you do it mediocre they never want you to do it for them again. Dude i just learned how to do this. Let me help you

[speedlimit15]

the restraint it took for me to not pick this up and bring it back to my apartment when i was taking the trash out….

[vaultsixtynine]

deep inhale. i ripped my nail like Off of my nailbed in a way i don't think i ever have before. ow

[mysticdragon3md3]

Thinking about Asian Goldenheart, telling Nimona to let them clean her ears after her shower. And she comes back as a lion or something with big fuzzy ears just to make it more difficult for them. lol

[b-blushes]

can u even believe it i have dealt with 2 of the issues that were taking up most of my brain power, cooked a very vegetable-rich lunch, did my laundry....... wow that's functional, baybee

[potatoesandsunshine]

sometimes you don't realize you're out of your mind stressed out until you're trying to simultaneously dust the blinds scrub the bathtub and vacuum. maybe mop too

[milkweedman]

Ohhh my god i was returning the steam cleaner and i bent down to put the handle in the right position and my knee fully fucking bent to the right and i had to whack it back into place with my fist. Horrible horrible horrible. Please tell me this is not a new thing my knee does

[themightythornicus]

So ready for this moving shit to be over so I can stop being stressed and haggard and have fun and be sexy instead