#stfu dopey

[dopeycryptid]

about to watch the FNAF movie, so i got prepared 👍

[batfleshh]

filled

Eddie Munson x M!reader | October 13th

Warnings: breeding k. , mask k. bc duh, kinda brat eddie, big boy reader, unprotected sex, degradation, slight spanking, im so tired

Eddie liked to taunt you, sometimes even test you. Something about your demeanor made him feel like he had to challenge you at any given moment, rubbing it in your face about anything he could that he did better than you. But one thing he couldn’t do better was fuck you. It wasn’t like he was bad at sex, maybe, but you just liked being in control, having a free way of doing whatever you wanted to him.

He didn’t complain, he never really did, until you were denying him things he craved, things he lusted after. He loved experimenting with you, trying out new things with you. So on this night in particular, you had both discussed something knew to try, something unfamiliar but not going completely untouched. You had both talked about it, what the plan would be, how you would prepare, and what would go on while it happened.

Which brought you to now, the tattooed male writhing underneath you as your cock sank back into him. You had slipped on a hockey mask to cover up your face during this, the reference only making itself obvious. You’re bigger, stronger frame only making him see more stars as only the thought of the feeling of you plagued his mind. He couldn’t speak, only mumbles and moans coming out as his eyes seemed to be watching down at everything happening.

“good. such a good slut f’me, Munson.”, you say, voice gruff as it came muffled from the mask. He can only nod, mumbles of words coming out as a whine erupts from his throat as you begin to thrust your hips faster, placing a light slap onto his thigh. You exhaled heavily through your nose, not willing to let go of this pace you had formed.

You had already came in him once, the warm feeling of it only adding to everything on top. You were determined to fill him up, to never make him forget how you feel in him. You slowly lean down to his face as your eyes connect with his. His shaky hands reach up to move the mask up, a dopey smile on his lips as he places a kiss onto yours. More moans quickly begin to flood out of him, arms moving to snake themselves around your neck. It was the perfect night to do something like this.

~ ★

a/n: this is short and probably one of my least favorite things I’ve ever written, and it’s still the 13th in fuckin Honolulu so stfu

[princess-of-inarizaki]

Haikyuu manager headcanons!!

Okay so these adorable teams all have the softest spot for their tiny little manager-chan, and here's how they all treat her.

[Ari's note: okay manager fics and headcanons are my absolute favourite and I love writing them]

*.` | Karasuno

They are extremely laid back with you, compared to some of the other teams. They give you your space, at the same time listen to you when you have something to say.

Respectful simps. Similar to how they act with Kiyoko (ugh yes queen-chan) they're in tears whenever you do things to motivate them, like cheer at their practice matches or give them good luck charms.

They still have the good luck charms you fastened on their bag before one of the matches.

Tanaka and Noya would literally worship the ground which you walked on. Like wow how did they get so lucky as to have three?? Cute managers?? On their team??

Yachi and you would probably subtly simp over Kiyoko with them too ngl.

Hinata and Kags would probably see you as an older sister, eventho you're their age because you're so caring and responsible.

Suga is literally your mom and Daichi is your dad. They make sure you're all healthy and you're doing well in school.

Asahi gives you hugs whenever you're sad or upset! Fite me but I think this gentle baby gives the best hugs ever >:( he's like your comfort senpai and you'd do the same for him, especially when he's feeling insecure or down.

Yams would probably be very shy around you, but he'll warm up in time.

Ahhh the best part. Tsukki! He'd find you annoying and simply not get why you're so Mcfreaking happy at first (shut up u salty beanpole, manager-chan is just a ray of sunshine, okay?) But he soon finds it endearing and slowly gets closer to you.

You walk home with Yams and Tsukki every day since your houses are close, and Tsukki walks you to your door to make sure you're safe!

Ennoshita, Kinoshita and Narita all see you as a little sister and often help you with your managerial duties.

The team cares and respects you so much, and are so thankful you've joined them!!

Meat buns at Ukai's are your hangout spot, and everytime you see them chilling you're so thankful to have such great friends.

*.` | Aoba Johsai

Aaah we're at the team of one of my favourite characters!! I'll start with Oikawa (can't you tell I'm so biased omg)

Oikawa absolutely adores manager-chan because although she's tiny, she's very strict, and doesn't let his fangirls near the gym when he's practicing, which he appreciates.

"yn-chan, you're so good to me, can I take you out as a thank-you?" Cue Iwa-chan's ball which comes flying at Oikawa's head. "Stop flirting with the manager, shitty-kawa"

Iwa's very fond of you too, but he doesn't let it show too often. Sometimes he picks up your favourite coffee from the vending machine and claims that he bought it by "accident". (How believable<3)

Kunimi probably sends you weird tiktok videos and tags you in funny memes. Very wholesome 10/10.

Kyotani just?? Doesn't understand you?? Like wow, she's small but the team listens to her?? Why?? He later finds out you're the manager. Mad dork here didn't know you were managing the team for the past month, and thought you just came to the gym to watch them practice. Smh.

Matsukawa and Hanamaki give you headpats and like taking selfies with you, much to Oikawa's dismay. He wants to be the only one taking pictures with you.

Like no manager-chan. Stop. Get away from them. My phone's right here I wanna take selfies with you :(

Kindaichi is cool with you. Y'all are bros and you game together sometimes.

Watari and Yahaba join too, and they're surprised to know that you're so aggressive when you game.

Cue a jealous Oikawa who struggles learning how to game just so he's invited to play with you. Simp smh.

They're all very gentle with you, and since you're their first female manager, they make sure to never make you feel uncomfortable.

You guys like grabbing ramen together and having eating contests. They really bring out your aggressive side but you love them for it.

*.` | Shiratorizawa

Can I just say Semi bsf material? Yes? Yes. Semi Eita is best friend material.

Makes you cute little Spotify playlists and you help him write lyrics to songs occasionally. You play an instrument too and you guys can just jam out for hours on end together.

You get the idea of applying to be the manager because of him, and it all took off from there.

Goshiki loves you. You're fond of your kohāi, and you genuinely just give this touch-starved future ace a lot of hugs and cuddles, which he's SO grateful for.

Like wow, y/n-chan isn't just pretty?? She's also so sweet? And smart? And capable? Semi why have you been hiding her for so long??¿ >:(

Goshiki is just so protective of you, he'd commit murder if he had to.

You have to earn Ushiwaka's respect, yk? And slowly but surely he comes to realise how dependable and responsible you are, and treats you like an indispensable member of the team.

He's got your back. And if he ever senses you're upset, he's trying to cheer you up as best as he can.

"do not feel upset, those grades will mean nothing to you in the future. I doubt you will be able to remember what you got in your second year, third monthly test." You think he's being sweet, and yes he is (in a way), but he's also trying to be reasonable and logical.

Tendo loosens you up and you tend to play pranks on the others with him.

The funniest was when you tried to prank Ushijima by adding wasabi to his onigiri and he?? Didn't get it??

Like "y/n-chan, Tendo, why did you add wasabi to this onigiri? It would've been so much better with tuna mayo??" And he has no reaction whatsoever?¿?

Cue Goshiki who tries the onigiri because he wants to prove he has spice tolerance like Ushijima, eventhough you can low-key see him tearing up.

Shirabu is your voice of reason and you and him often study together. You also have deep and philosophical conversations at 12 a.m. over text, and it is just so wholesome.

He respects you so much, not just because you care for him, but because he finds your brain so fricking smexy.

These eagle babies bring out the best in you and you're always eager to push them forward and bring out the best in them.

*.` | Fukurodani

First thing's first, besides Akaashi, you are the only other person who can cheer up an emo-mood Bokuto.

Just say "Hey Bo, you're gonna look so much cooler when you spike the ball like the true ace that you are" and his hair's all perking up and his eyes are shining.

Akaashi thinks you are an angel sent from heaven.

You're very soft on your baby owls, and they genuinely just love getting positive affirmations from you.

Akaashi always blushes when you compliment him on his sets. And you can hear him murmur genuine words of gratitude.

The other members do too. They're glad because sometimes people focus on Bo too much and forget to give them recognition, yk? It's easy to get overlooked :(

But thanks to manager-chan who's so attentive with all of them, and who's aware of all their quirks and moods, they're all so touched and so so happy.

You have a habit of getting cold pretty often, especially since practice finishes late and it's pretty chilly by then.

Konoha always lends you his jacket and walks you home, since your home's are the closest. There's just something about you that makes you soft.

You get along really well with Kaori and Yukie, and you'd definitely consider them your best friends, considering y'all are in this thang togetherrrr!!

The Fukurodani team are just all a bunch of crackheads, but they're your crackheads and you wouldn't trade them for the world.

You're a very tight-knit family, (like ugh I just get lots of comfortable, safe vibes from Fukurodani :(( <3)

You guys hang out at the store near your school pretty often to recharge after grueling days of practice together.

*.` | Nekoma

My second favourite team, Nekoma!! They are precious, gentle, soft babies and I love them to bits and pieces >:(

I'll start with Kuroo. You've always had a tiny soft spot for Kuroo ever since you've become his lab partner in chemistry class.

His notes are immaculate. I mean, cmon we're all hoes for pretty notes

You think he's so incredibly smart and talented, so when he suggests you become the Nekoma manager, you just agree right away.

You guys grow closer since you've started spending more time with him, and you banter around more often than not with chemistry pickup lines.

"hey kitten, let's form a covalent bond"

He's so whipped after you retort back. Like wow she called me sodium fine and said I'm like an exothermic reaction? Permission to simp??

(Ari stfu this isn't a Kuroo fanfic)

Kenma and you definitely play animal crossing together, and he even lets you try his switch, after you guys grow closer.

Kuroo is so insulted, he's never even touched Kenma's switch before >:(

You also push Kenma to do better during practice and he starts to care more about volleyball, since you seem so enthusiastic about it.

Yamamoto isn't even subtle about his simping smh T-T unlike Kuroo, he shamelessly flirts with you, and can't wait to show you off to Tanaka and Noya at the next camp.

"we have such a gorgeous manager now, Nekoma is ThRiViNg" he says in his head with this ridiculous dopey ass smile on his face +_+

Since deep down inside, you're a huge baby, you, Lev, Shibayama, and Inuoka get along so well. They're just happy energetic kittens, and they make you feel so happy.

y'alls energy just match, yk?

Although Fukunaga is shy to tell jokes, he tells them to you, because he knows you'd never judge him, and you actually kinda enjoy laughing along :) he's so touched.

Momma Yaku!! Yaku always lends you his jacket and makes sure to carry snacks for you in his bag. He knows you care so much about the team that you often neglect your own health, which is why he's always there to make you're feeling healthy and good.

Kai and Teshiro help you with your homework and like talking about their favourite singers with you.

They're all just such amazing human beings who treat you so well, and you feel so blessed to be a part of their team. You adore them so much, and they adore you back tenfold.

*.` | Inarizaki

[Ari's note: Ello there luvs, you've made it to the bottom of this sweet hc post and just get ready for Inarizaki :( they're my favourite team of all time, and I'm just so biased, I'm sorry ;-;]

Inarizaki's entire team just adores you so much, they think you're the light of their lives.

They're all super touch starved babies, and once you realized that, you've made sure to ensure they never feel that way.

Aran is kinda like your protective senpai, and his heart flutters ever so slightly when you call him that senpai kink oops and give him headpats, and he loves patting your head in return.

The twins are so incredibly soft for you.

Their fangirls are sometimes pretty mean, but one glare from the duo is enough to shut them up.

Osamu cooks bentos for you and gives you the warmest hugs when you ask for them, burying his head in the crook of your neck.

Your hand is almost always in Atsumu's because he's so slick?? Like y'all, this mf would be like "y/n-chan, my hand has been aching for a while now" and when you go to observe it, he just pulls your hand into his and pulls you to follow him.

His entire body heats up when you kiss his cheek after a particularly good game, and his brain literally goes "grrrr empty", when he's usually so sly.

The twins are your bodyguards, they follow you everywhere and protect you all the time.

Enter Suna Rintaro, your meme king. He definitely records funny moments that happen during practice and send them to you, just to make you laugh, or memes of the members.

He also definitely takes pictures of you when you aren't noticing, simply because he likes the way your hair looked, or because you looked so beautiful.

Like the twins, his eyes widen whenever you kiss his cheek or ruffle his hair, and it's literally like suna.exc has stopped functioning.

Congrats manager-chan, you broke the kid -.-

Omimi might come across as stoic and cold but he's actually a huge softie, and you often give him positive affirmations.

He's also definitely a huge lover of your hugs, and looks forward to them as motivation to play well.

He'd never tell you though, he's shy™.

My baby Kita compliments you all the fricking time.

"y/n-chan, I mean this is the most sincere way, I think this hairstyle looks stunning on you"

Or "you're so capable and you work so hard, I'm so thankful to have you by my side"

And he has the most genuine expression on his face, his eyes are so earnest and shining so bright.

And when you smile at him, he's like oh shit I made her smile, depression whom? I only know serotonin.

Ginjima is usually rash but with you, he takes his time and weighs everything he says.

He doesn't wanna accidentally hurt you and regret it since he was being careless and not thinking at all.

You calm him down when he's getting too hotheaded with gentle words and he's suddenly a blushing mess.

Unlike some of the other teams that tease you a bunch, Inarizaki treats you so gently. Their little princess, as they think of you.

So mf-ing protective, like if someone looks at you wrong, you can totally bet Atsumu's going for their ankles, sangwoo style, or Osamu is trash talking them to their knees.

Would drop anything and everything to help you if ever needed.

They think you're they're entire world because you go above and beyond for them, and they genuinely love you. Like actually LOVE you to bits and pieces.

—*.`

[Ari's note: AHHH so the manager fic is done this was literally such a joy to write!! I hope you enjoyed it

Big big hugs <3 have a beautiful day, luvs!!]

[cinemasenpai]

𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐘!𝐆𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐀 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐄 ...

𝐀/𝐍 — i went ahead and made this a headcannon , but if u want it as a fic , i can totally rewrite it lol

𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 — @bratscore ( tysm for requesting ! <3 )

honestly , they don’t even know why you agreed to go on a date with them . yeah , they admit that they’re decently attractive and pretty popular too , but you ? what the hell did you see in them ?

stu is all over you while billy is more reserved . both of them asked you out to the movies , and were totally thrilled when you said ‘ yes ’ .

you’re all watching a horror movie , of course . billy wanted to , and how could you say ‘ no ’ to him ? the retro theater was going to play poltergeist , and billy was not going to give up the opportunity to see it with you and stu .

do they offer to buy you popcorn ? yep . do they offer to get you soda and candy ? you know it . they really want you to like them , but they want to be subtle ( stu wasn’t so subtle , but he was sweet anyways ) .

if you flinch or get scared at any point , either billy or stu will make a cocky remark in some way .

“if you want, you can get closer to me.”

billy is super into it . if you try and make a move on him , it would have be a pretty big move to cause him to look away . you end up playfully pouting .

stu likes horror movies , just not as much as billy , so if you throw yourself at him in the theater he will die a happy man . he is totally willing to wrap an arm around you contently .

they take steal some of your snacks occasionally .

the theater has a tiny arcade too ! after the movie , you all head over to the arcade . billy honestly pouts a bit since he claims ‘ the movies are better than any arcade’ . stu tells him to stfu tho since he’s planning on winning you candy and stuffed animals .

after seeing how happy you are when stu won you prizes , billy feels low key jealous and is compelled to win you prizes too .

stu definitely teases him , and that his blushing is definitely his sign of jealousy .

you win stu a little stuffed animal and tease him . though stu’s comment meant that billy took the prize you won for him .

“c’mon man, that was mine!”

“you can get it back when you’re done being an idiot, so you’re never going to get it back in reality.”

yeah , they’re tossing tiny bitchy arguments into your first date . they honestly tried not to do so 😔

after the arcade , they don’t want to drop you off at your house so soon , so they volunteer to get food at a cute cafe they thought you would like .

they of course pay for you , being a sweet yet broke bastards that they are . they keep stealing your food though . that will honestly never change in your relationship .

when you head back to your house with the two of them , they look pretty sad to see you go . they honestly can’t wait for monday to come so they can see you again . calling you just isn’t the same for them .

you quickly peck them both on the cheek before heading inside . when you peaked out the window , billy was wearing a grin as stu had this dopey smile on his face .

it’s safe to say a second date was in the works after that .

[camgirlken]

Yearning For Your Love

Chapter 3 : Contact

A smart remark was about to escape bakugo's mouth until he realized who he bumped into. “fuck” he internally said. Bakugou bent over and reached out his hand to help y/n up from the floor.

y/n looked up to see his hand motioning for hers. she hesitated at first but eventually took his hind. “thank you” she said, almost in a whisper. Y/n got off the floor and dusted her clothes off.

There was a few seconds of silence before she moved around bakugou to make her way into the bathroom in search of her phone. “omfg” y/n said aloud, face palming in the process.

“is something wrong?” bakugou asked. but of course he already knew what the problem was. y/n had no idea that her friend from earlier was blowing her phone up. She was looking for y/n this entire time.

“Mina is wondering where i’m at, and apparently she’s with your dopey looking friend.” y/n stated. she shuffled around nervously hoping that mina was alright, since y/n kept her waiting so long during her...activities.

“Come on you're coming with me to find her, and you can apologize to her as well” she grabbed bakugou's arm and forced him to follow her through the raving club.

did bakugou mind being jerked and pulled through the club by her? of course not. In fact, he enjoyed the contact they shared. her skin was soft and smooth just as he expected. but he wouldn’t dare let any other extra drag him around as if he was a rag doll. maybe he'd let it slide, just this once.

y/n’s pov

y/n rushed back to the bathroom stall she was in a few moments ago. her questionable activities in the bathroom were definitely deemed mediocre, a waste of her time.

The dick was so bad she had to scatter. But maybe she scattered a little too fast causing her to leave her phone in the bathroom.

Once she reached the door, she was suddenly bulldozed onto the ground. “fuck do you bump into everyone you come into contact with?”

bakugo reached out to take her hand in attempts of helping her off the floor. But before she took his hand she was taken back by how attractive he was. The rugged look he wore suited him nicely, which caught y/n’s eye.

Maybe she didn't notice it before because of her recent high from the blunt she smoked upon entering the club. Or maybe she didn't notice it earlier once she left the bathroom. she was so embarrassed of the so-called “booty call” she had with...whoever that guy was, she left in a hurry.

y/n caught herself starring a little too long and finally took his hand. “Thank you” she said aloud. Once she was on her feet she moved around bakugou to look for her phone.

Once she found it, she noticed multiple texts. most of them were from mina but there was one that caught her eye.

“princess?”she almost laughed aloud. “i’ll definitely be blocking that number once i get home.” she thought.

y/n began reading mina's messages. many of them were damn near impossible to decode but she eventually got the message.

“omfg”. she quickly grabbed her phone and made her way to the hall. “is something wrong?” bakugo questioned her.

y/n walked over to bakugou and grabbed his hand forcing him out the bathroom to follow after her steps. “mine is wondering where i’m at, and apparently she’s with your dopey looking friend.”

Once she had his hand, they pushed and shoved their way through the overly packed nightclub.

y/n halted in her tracks once she spotted mina. “mina wtf are you doing?” she said, raising her voice.

Mina and kiri were eating each other’s faces as is there was no tomorrow on a love seat located in the corner of the room. “I got bored waiting for you so I decided to have my own fun.” Mina said, hopping off of Kiri's lap.

Once Mina was on her feet. she noticed y/n and bakugou still holding hands. So sashayed over to where they were standing and placed her hands on her hips. “So are you guys a thing now, orrrr” Mina said questioning the pair.

y/n must have forgot that she was still holding hands with bakugou. she immediately let go of his hand and apologized.

“s-sorry”

“i-it’s okay” he awkwardly

“woah bro are u blushing?” kiri said standing up from the love seat. He walked over to bakugo who had his head turned away from y/n. hoping to hide his rosy cheeks. “oh stfu, i’m not blushing.” he exclaimed.

[khaleesiofalicante]

OK I’M HERE! I READ IT! I’M LATE BUT IT DID IT! SERIOUSLY REGRETTING NOT READING IT EARLIER! FUCK SLEEP WHO NEEDS SLEEP!

I LOVE THE TWINS SO MUCH SHCDUJUHKFDUISVFDHYDEBCSJ

LEXI TELLING EVERYONE THAT SHE CAN TALK TO RAZIEL BESTIE YOU DOING GREAT!!!

“Lying is wrong!” Selena had told her sister.

“Yes, but cookies are delicious,” Lexi had pointed out, munching on them.

“Daddy!” Selena had said. “Tell her it’s wrong.”

“Lying is wrong!” Daddy had said, but she had barely heard a word since his mouth had been stuffed with cookies too.

LYING IS OKAY IF YOU GET COOKIES

She did not care much for jewellery, especially expensive ones. But Magnus had given this to her – and she didn’t want to take it off.

She combed her long hair and tied it into a high ponytail. If she was going shopping with Magnus, she had to look her best.

It was fine. There were worse ways to spend your tenth birthday. She got to spend it with Magnus. She was not going to complain about it.

AWWW SHE’S LITERALLY MAGNUS’ NO.1 FAN UHSDUCSDUYSDCFUYKSVCD

“Oh!” Selena had beamed. “Like Magnus! He always looks so magnificent!”

“Sure,” David had said, his ears pink in the cold. “That’s who I was thinking about.”

I don’t know much but I do know that his ears were not pink because of the cold and he was not thinking about Magnus.

Selena remembered wishing she caught the fever so Magnus could take care of her too.

Same- I MEAN WOULDN’T WE ALL??

ALSO, MAX STAYING WITH DAVID WHEN HE WAS SICK DWHYDYGUFEYUKGFYEUGFEWUYG

Oh, Jocelyn died.

Rip I guess?

OOOO THEY INVITED THE COHORT TO TALK ABOUT THIS STUFF BECAUSE SHADOWHUNTERS ARE DYING OF MUNDANE ILLNESSES

I say we kill them.

Selena had never felt anger like that before. She had wanted to drown that awful man in the lake she floated around in her dreams.

BESTIE SAME

“Lettuce?”

“Yes?”

“No screaming when I show you the gift,” Daddy said. “We have visitors at the institute.”

“Is it a sword?” Lexi asked.

“No,” Daddy replied.

“Then I won’t scream,” her twin shrugged at him.

AHUEDCHGUHFEWUIFUIRUI SHE’S SUCH A HERONDALE I LOVE-

PUPPY OH MY GOD IT’S A PUPPY!!!!!!!!

“IT’S A PUPPY! IT’S A PUPPY! OH MY GOD, IT’S A PUPPY! DAVID GOT US A PUPPY!”

Her twin had jumped – no, leaped – off the counter and dashed towards their father, who was holding a small grey puppy in his arms.

“I AM SO SORRY I TOLD YOU I DON’T WANT YOU, LITTLE FRIEND. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I WILL PROTECT YOU WITH MY TWENTY TOY SWORDS!”

“Lexi, stop screaming!” Mommy said. “You will wake everyone up.”

“EVERYONE WAKE UP AND COME MEET MY PUPPY!” Lexi screamed even louder.

I LOVE HER SO MUCH DHJBSDCHJBFSJSFEDSF

She drew the unlock rune on the door the way her daddy did on his office door and sneaked into the Consul’s office.

I’m not even surprised anymore-

AWW, SELENA GOING THERE TO LOOK AT THE MURAL OF IDRIS. YOU’LL GO THERE ONE DAY BESTIE I PROMISE

ANJALI IS HERE Y’ALL!!!!!!!

Anjali walked over to her father’s desk, sat down on the chair, and put her feet on the table.

The Inquisitor’s table.

Only she could get away with something like that.

THERE’S MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER Y’ALL

EVEN ALEC IS WARY OF HER UHJSDVCUHSVDUUHSVUHSUIVGRVSR

Selena loved Idris with all her heart. But she knew Idris was not a perfect place.

Any place that was mean to Magnus could never be perfect.

EXACTLY

“Well, it turned out well for me,” Anjali winked. “Now when he gives me shit for my ‘bad judgement’ I just throw his dating history in his face. Dated Zara Dearborn? Broke up with Cristina Rosales? Yikes. Could not be me.”

BESTIE YES! HOW CAN DIEGO JUDGE PEOPLE’S JUDGEMENT WHEN HIS DATING HISTORY LOOKS LIKE THAT???

“Just because he looks like a movie star, it doesn’t mean everything should be handed to him,” Anjali answered, rolling her eyes. “Entitled piece of shit.”

You know I kinda ship them-

“Dang, girl. No practice swords for you, huh. You just straight up went for the mortal sword. I like your style.”

“Uncle Kit!” Selena yelled and ran towards him.

KIT KIT KIT KIT KIT KIT KIT KIT HISDUIDEUYKFSFUS7IKKIYGVFSDLY7TKGVFEDYTGFECYGU

ASH OMG ASH IS HERE TOO!!!!

"some man called Anus" BYE-

PARABATAI KIT AND ASH OMG

The whole pre-meeting prep is kinda giving me pre-wedding vibes idk how to explain but the whole rush and organizing that day and making calls and stuff.

“Ash was very beautiful. After Magnus of course” “She liked Aunt Izzy best. After Magnus of course,” GIRL HAS HER PRIORITIES STRAIGHT

"How bad can the cohort be?" well you see-

“Is that the cohort?” Selena asked, her voice a whisper.

“No, that’s a bitch.”

Yup. that’s accurate

“Is he here?”

“Whom?” Daddy asked.

“Alec Lightwood,” the woman asked.

“You mean the Consul?” Daddy asked.

“I meant Alec.”

“The Consul?”

“Alec!”

“Who also happens to be the Consul?”

“Fine, yes, the Consul!” the woman sounded impatient. “Is he here yet?”

It’s Lightwood-Bane bitch

AWWW SELENA DESCRIBING ALEC AS REGAL THAT’S SO CUTE

And accurate-

IT’S THE SAME BLUE AGAIN

Selena noticed her father was looking very emotional. She couldn’t blame him.

“My liege,” Daddy bowed deeply.

“Cut it out,” the Consul smacked him. “What’s the status?”

Yup, that’s them. Also same Jace.Same.

“I always expected the offspring of these two to be like…”

“Like what?” Daddy demanded.

At that moment, Lexi ran past the hall, yelling and screaming as she carried a toy sword in one hand and Dorian Gray in another.

“MAKE WAY FOR ALEXANDRA THE GREAT AND HER LOYAL COMPANION DORIAN GRAY! CHRISTOPHER! BRING ME MY OTHER NINETEEN SWORDS! WE MUST SET FIRE TO THE EVIL EMPEROR AND SAVE THE PRINCESS!”

“Like that,” Magnus chuckled.

Will in the afterlife, wiping tears: A true Herondale.

“I hope so too, Magnus,” Selena said shyly.

The Consul frowned at that. “It’s Uncle Magnus to you.”

Selena ignored that. The Consul was not the boss of her.

Well, technically he was the boss of everyone. But still!

UHNJCSDUHUSDHSVUDVUD SELENA

Do not remind me. I would like to remain blissfully unaware that not all of them are mortal :D

The Consul grumbled and turned to Mommy. “You were right to name her Fairchild. She is going to be a pain in my ass.”

“Hey!” Daddy covered Selena's ears again. “It’s like you guys didn't get my monthly newsletter on language modification!”

“No one here reads your newsletter, Jace,” Aunt Izzy rolled her eyes.

"I do," the Consul put up his hand.

Of course, you do Alec. I can totally see the LBAF gang defying Alec left and right UHKGXUYCSUYGCSYCFSED

“Izzy, how many times!” the Consul grumbled. “No placing bets on the children. Besides, everyone knows it’s going to be Alexandra.”

“Hey!” her parents said at the same time.

“What are y’all doing here?” Lexi came running then, cause her superpower was to magically appear whenever someone was talking about her. “We have shit to do! Come on!”

“Not helping, Lettuce!” Daddy shook his head. “Clary, take the lead.”

Of course, it’s gonna be Lexi.

FHUJCSDUHSDUHJ SELENA NOT UNDERSTANDING THE INNUENDO MAGNUS MADE LMAO NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS

“My name is Alexander Lightwood-Bane. I’m the Consul of the Clave. You will talk to me with respect.”

Selena saw Zara flinch at that. It was satisfying to watch.

Zara, I will gladly feed you to sharks stfu

“You sound a little jealous,” Zara grinned. “If you want to come back, we can arrange that. You could leave that good for nothing husband of yours and-”

“Zara, I swear by the angel,” Aunt Izzy said through gritted teeth. “Insult my husband again and see what happens.”

ISABELLE YES! I NEED MORE SIZZY WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH OF THESE TWO

SHE DID NOT JUST INSULT MAX AND RAFE FUCK YOU BITCH

OH, NOW SHE INSULTED THE TWINS. I WILL DROWN YOU DO NOT TEST ME

“They called me a freak too,” her mother spoke. “Insult our children again and I will show you what freaks can do.”

YES CLARY

Max and David were really close. Like Daddy and Uncle Alec.

Maybe even closer. Like Uncle Alec and Magnus - cause one of them was a warlock! And they always gave each other dopey looks.

HJBASYUGJCESDYUTGVCSDUTVSDT6U7VSDC THIS! (I think they get together because of the snippet but if they don’t-)

The moment Magnus left, Max snatched the credit card and whistled. “Y’all, Christmas came early.”

“We can’t just buy anything, Max,” Rafe rolled his eyes. “Dad will be pissed when he finds out.”

“Maybe we should buy little things we can hide,” Max winked. “Little…but expensive things.”

“Oh, like diamond rings?” Lexi gleamed.

“What would you even do with diamond rings?” Selena demanded.

“Sell them in the black market in exchange for cash,” Lexi replied.

“By the angel, Lex,” Rafe chuckled. “I'm gonna keep both my eyes on you.”

LEXI YES OMG YES YES YES YES

“Your demands are unacceptable,” Rafe said, imitating his father. “How about ice-cream?”

“I accept your counter proposal,” Lexi nodded, imitating Daddy. “Let’s unleash hell in Baskin-Robbins.”

BASKIN ROBBINS BOUTA BE RAIDED BY 4 CHAOTIC CHILDREN LET’S GO

Holy fuck she has children. Who’s the poor father?

“These are my sisters Saraquel and Remiel and Michael,” the boy pointed at the girls, completely ignoring Rafe’s comment. “Our parents named us after the archangels.”

“And they called us angel freaks?” Lexi muttered incredulously.

“I know, Lexi. Fancy names indeed,” Max nodded. “But kinda hard to pronounce to be honest.”

A very genuine what the fuck

“My name is Alexandra James Herondale,” Lexi said, her voice steady. “And I am named after the greatest Consul and dopest archer of all time. He is a better man than any of your dumb archangels.”

YES LEXI YOU GO, GIRL

“Idris is lame,” Max snorted now. “You don’t even have internet.”

Lexi shuddered at that.

The reason I would never want to live in Idris

THE WAY SELENA WAS READY TO BEAT THE GUY UP WHEN HE INSULTED MAGNUS AND HOW MAX GOT ANGRY WHEN HE INSULTED DAVID

SELENA’S 10 BITCH FUCK YOU

“Holy shit!” one of the girls said. “That was kinda cool. Is that a twin thing?”

“It’s a common sense thing,” Lexi rolled her eyes. “Duck!”

People are idiots

But Selena tried not to think about the other girl. It didn’t matter whose daughter Michael was – it only mattered whose daughter Selena was.

And she was the daughter of Clary Fairchild and Jace Herondale.

She was not going to run.

GIRL YES

Y’ALL DON'T GET KILLED

AYY MAGNUS IS HERE THEY’RE ALL GONNA BE OK NOW

“It’s warlock magic,” the boy whispered – but not too quietly. “It’s demonic.”

Some of the ichor from the demons fell right on the boy’s head.

“Oops,” Magnus said. “Warlock magic is also a little clumsy.”

HVBCDSHJCSDYCDYJGCD THE BOY DESERVED IT!!!!!

“Manuel has an important meeting,” Zara rolled her eyes. “I’m stuck babysitting them.”

“It’s not babysitting when you do it!” Daddy said incredulously. “You’re their mother. It’s called parenting.”

GODDAMIT WOMAN DON'T HAVE CHILDREN IF YOU CAN’T TAKE CARE OF THEM

“He called David a bastard,” Lexi said.

“He did what?” her mother demanded.

“And he called Max a freak,” Selena said.

“He did what?” the Consul demanded.

“And he flirted with Selena,” Rafe made a face.

“HE DID WHAT?” Daddy looked murderous.

NAH BECAUSE WE’RE ALL DOWNRIGHT READY TO KILL THIS BITCH

ALSO, SELENA WAS SO RIGHT TO BREAK THE BOY’S NOSE.

“Look at them! Cahooting in demonic languages,” Zara sniffed.

“It’s Spanish,” Aunt Izzy said incredulously. “Your husband speaks it too!”

Zara you dumb shit-

That part where Magnus was checking up on all of them and seeing if they’re ok and the kids looked like they had never seen anything like that-

They deserve better. GODDAMN IT JULIAN BLACKTHORN MANAGED TO BE A BETTER PARENT 12

Her father held Selena’s hand in his. “You better raise your son to respect women, Zara – Because I’m raising my daughters to break noses.”

YES YES YES YES

He knelt down next to her and put a strand of hair behind her ear. “Can I tell you a secret, cupcake?”

Selena nodded. She loved secrets.

“People call me a freak too,” Magnus winked.

“You?” Selena gasped.

“Yes,” he nodded. “If people call you a freak, it means you are doing something different. Something bold. Something small minds will never be able to think of. So, it’s not an insult. Don’t forget that.”

YES THIS

AWWW THE LITTLE GIRL GAVE SELENA HER NECKLACE.

“Some people don’t like women in power.”

“Why not?”

“Because women get shit done.”

Selena giggled at that. “You said a bad word.”

“It’s not bad. Say it with me, Selena,” her mother said gently. “Women get shit done.”

YES WE GET SHIT DONE

“Are you saying I shouldn’t be afraid?” Selena asked. “I should be strong?”

“I'm saying you should be anything you want to be,” her mother kissed her head. “You can be brave like Izzy. You can be fearless like Emma. You can be kind like Cristina. You can be cool like Dru. You can be sensible like Maia. You can be confident like Lily. You can be smart like Tessa. You can be fierce like Diana. You can be geeky like me.”

Her mother held her face closely. “You get to decide what kind of woman you want to be. I want you to remember that - because there is no wrong way to be a woman.”

THIS! WE NEED TO HEAR THIS MORE OFTEN!

“The next time someone points fingers at you because you are a woman, go ahead and break them.”

DO IT

This was her mother.

Clary Fairchild. One of the most powerful shadowhunters.

Selena sometimes forgot that. Sometimes you forget your mom is so much more than your mom.

There is a person underneath that – someone full of dreams and hopes and talents you could never imagine.

SHE’S LITERALLY SO POWERFUL AND AMAZING IF I SEE ONE MORE PERSON HATE ON HER I'M GONNA KILL THEM

THE IDRIS VISION EDYUGYFEUGYUKGFEWUYTGFEWUTFEW7FE

Rafe was going to be their leader. He would be Selena’s Consul. She knew it.

Gigi was going to be just like Aunt Izzy. An amazing inventor. A chaos to be reckoned with.

Lexi was going to be the best fighter in the whole world. She would fly above everyone and everything.

And David and Max…Well, they seemed very happy with each other. Selena supposed that was enough. Like Uncle Alec and Magnus. To find something you can be happy with no matter what. Because sometimes there was no greater purpose than love.

And Selena….She knew exactly what she was going to do.

She was going to lead all of them back to Idris.

Explain why I'm crying reading this. I love them all so much. They mean so much to me already. SELENA ONE DAY YOU’RE GONNA LEAD THEM ALL BACK TO IDRIS I KNOW YOU WILL

This chapter was beautiful. I'm gonna be in a corner crying in case someone needs me. See ya on Friday!! (well technically it’ll be Saturday for me since for me the updates come after midnight)

THIS GAVE ME LIFE. LIFE, YA HEAR ME?

Also my favorite comment (which I might print on something) - GODDAMIT WOMAN DON'T HAVE CHILDREN IF YOU CAN’T TAKE CARE OF THEM

Also this made me laugh out loud so hard >> - GODDAMN IT JULIAN BLACKTHORN MANAGED TO BE A BETTER PARENT 12

[mischievous-thunder]

Tony: So, how well can you take Thor?

Loki: Well, I'd say with expertise. He doesn't stand a chance. You'll laugh at him if I tell you how embarrassingly fast he-

Thor: But little brother, you're hardly my match in hand-to-hand combat!

Loki, glancing at Thor: STFU you dopey dumbass dolt, he's not talking about fighting!

[angryisokay]

I’ve been getting more annoyed at poor word choices lately.

Some podcasts I listen to describe murders or other violent acts and start every show with ‘some listeners may find the content offensive’ when a better description is that some may find it upsetting or disturbing.

Or the audiobook I’ve been slogging through [The Vanishing American Adult] keeps using ‘suffer/suffering’ when endure/experience hardship, or encounter setbacks, or just fucking anything to describe a challenging but ultimately not harmful life experience other than ‘suffering’. “Kids need to build up the scar tissue called character” stfu you pretentious fuck, stop with the dopey anecdotes from your life and get to the point already. I keep seeing “suffering” used when talking about other issues too, where it might be more relatable, or provide a different perspective, to describe it as experiencing/enduring such as mental illness or disability.

idk, I don’t have a point to make, I’m just annoyed.

[grizztheexplorer]

Ep 5 Love Victor live reaction:

- what do you mean you don’t understand a Madonna reference how old am I??

- girl they hate u bc u are cheater I think u are gonna have to at least try getting along with the in laws💀 like starting a fight over it is not it💀🌚

- I hate that Victor has to do shit he clearly doesn’t want to do to turn off the fires in his family. People (THE PARENTS) need to start actually listening to their kids and not just want they wanna hear

- she said piñata for a 16 year old😭 ma’am piñatas are until ur 14 year old bday and then never again until like 18 or up ONLY when everyone else is drunk at the party and the piñatas turn ironic. Thats the rule.

- omg Lake invited Benji!!! Let Victor have one break from his gay breakdown omg (but also yesss)

- “he’s a very macho boy” [squeals] ajdjdjdjd i loved that😭😭

-omg Pilar stfu???? Sjdjjddjdj i love the family drama but let it stay in the fam not with in laws that already hate ur mom

- ik they were gonna be homophobic but jesus christ💀 let the little kid play with the damn wand fuck

- Mia!!! Looks!!! So good with the hair half up and blue eyeliner!!!!!!!! Fuck it up girl!!!!!

- they need to stop watching soccer if the guests come

- omg Mia JUST arrived and i am now realizing grandpa could be racist too fuckkkkk

- omg they are not god bless

- aah :(((( that dad is so happy bc he had a girlfriend 😭😭

- omg the mom is gonna hate the girlfriend?? She’s been so rude what a boring cliché. Bitch you cheated and have a bad relationship bc grandma is a bitch. U planning on continuing the tradition?? Even if shit is bad bc if u?? THE LEAST U CAN DO IS BE NICE💀

- follow him around with google translate LMAOOOO

- 😭😭😭 i only like the kids in the family I don’t really like the parents or grandparents someone save Benji and his bf they aren’t there yet but I don’t want them there

- its been a sec and i hate the bf omg rip. Him and Benji have interacted so little but god the actors!!!!! They have this eye contact thats so good!!!! The actor who plays Victor totally has chemistry with Mia and has these cute ass looks but with Benji!!!!!! Is such a loaded look too!!!!!! This actor is killing it!!!!! Is like less dopey and more in trance whenever Benji is around😭 Benji too bitch got a bf but be staring at Victor.

- Victor noooo how u gonna introduce them like that. He should have let them know beforehand of his grandparents. For a friend i would be in a uncomfortable situation but only if they let me know beforehand. Being surprised at the moment and caught off guard is so much more disrespectful (at least in my opinion).

- Benji is pissed and he has every right to but also i wanna die

- I can’t with grandma saying devil music lmaooooo. Thank god my grandma didn’t give a shit about those things even tho she was religious af

- also where is victor going pls don’t make Benji feel worse

- in a way I understand if Benji’s bf is pissed at him for hiding it. On another, this is benji’s FRIEND’S house. Its his family. And he asked a very ride thing last min, but it is better to leave than to flatout make a scene when you were asked to avoid it. I respect Benji for that, bc he 100% didn’t have to but it was the nice thing to do. He would be justified to make a scene or to just leave. But i feel like that should be Benji’s call more than his bf’s and the bf shouldn’t be upset at it. The relationship that can be affected is Benji’s. Its his friend and coworker. While the bf is involved and is disrespectful to him too, the call here isn’t his. And he needs to stand by whatever Benji decides to do, whether that’s cause a scene, leave, or hide for the day.

- Felix is cute. He looks like the Benji from My Babysitter is a Vampire and WHO didn’t have a crush on THAT Benji growing up??? Get him Lake. The Stiles of this world are always worth it.

-Now i stand with the bf tho. If Derek wants to go Benji could talk to Victor and go. I do think is unfair to make Derek stay in a circumstance he wasn’t told beforehand. And Victor’s fam might not necessarily be physically violent, but Derek nor Benji know that. Derek could not only be extremely uncomfortable, possibly triggered, but also might feel in danger. Benji SHOULD understand that and tell Victor they can talk it out later and head out. He just won’t leave bc he is also lowkey crushing on Victor tho.

- shitshitshit they kissing and they saw it. Omg thank fucking god the grandpa didn’t make a scene.

- no omg don’t ask for a word for it?? Is not a big deal jesus fuck. Omg fuck this a “family party” nah just leave.

- yes omg confront them. Hell fucking yeah.

- i love the mom confronting them over her shit too but sjdjdjdj do they know there’s other people in this house💀💀 his girlfriend AND crush and crush’s bf are all there i would die

- not dad pretending like he’s standing up for his fam when he was talking about “is a family party” 3 mins ago. Nah son u blacklisted unfil further notice.

-i really thought Pilar was gonna fuck up and i was about to scream

- aaaaah that’s why shit they do is similar to me. They are colombiannnnn. Made me wonder bc the bendicion thing is something we venezuelans do but never heard cubans, mexicans, or any mainstream latinx family do before. Makes sense, venezuelans and colombians have a lot in common (more than other latinx cultures)

- where the fuck did the kids go to lmao. After all these speeches i would have lowkeu gone too💀💀

-Benji bitch im sorry too I can’t imagine being out into the position he was put on. Even if Victor stood up for him. Benji also most be so confused about Victor bc they def have had moments.

-omg the direct eye contact with the candles these kids are BOLD

- y’all Mia and Victor would have made a power couple if he hadn’t met Benji and salivated for him sjdjdjdj. Once they figure their shit out they are gonna be fucking power friends dude.

- I WAS SO HAPPY THE DAD APOLOGIZED BUT I FUCKING K N E W HE WAS GONNA MAKE A COMMENT ABOUT “at least this fam not gay” BECAUSE THAT’S EXACTLY HOW MY LATINX MOM WAS BEFORE I CAME OUT WHEN MY BEST FRIEND CAME OUT. SHE WAS FINE WITH IT AND FINE WITH US HAVING SLEEPOVERS AND ALL BC I “wasn’t” ANDJDJD U CAN DO IT VICTOR THEY’LL UNDERSTAND IF THEY AIN’T VIOLENTLY HOMOPHOBIC U GOT ONE FOOT INSIDE THE DOOR MAKE THE STEP BUDDY

[dopeycryptid]

so was just idly scrolling through pinterest and…

this but pocketcat with tyson >;3c

[imagine-exo]

A Taste of Home

Admin VIA here! Guess who finally finished her oneshot, a day before she’s supposed to move into her dorm? Apologies for not keeping up with the regular imagines, but I really wanted to crank this out before move-in.

I chose anon’s prompt “Friends to lovers with Baekhyun, or literally anything a little angsty and fluffy with baek” and went incredibly overboard. My goal? 1K words. End result? 3.4K where the hell did all this come from?? 

I had more to say, but it’s currently 1:42am and I can’t remember it. I’m just glad I finally got this done! (Without checking it over, so please let me know if there are any typos!)

Pairing: Byun Baekhyun x reader

Genre: Fluff, angst, best friend!AU

Word Count: 3.4k (ish)

By: Admin VIA

Rated T for language. I really did try to keep this PG, but I couldn’t help but swear a couple times.

There are quite a few words that people associate with Byun Baekhyun. Singer is one. Puppy is another. But for you? Best friend is what he is to you.

But you desperately, passionately, selfishly, wish that that wasn’t the case. That you could be something more.

Falling for Baekhyun was pretty much involuntary, and most definitely hopeless. But, you tell yourself firmly, at least you’re lucky enough to be friends with him at all.

Your phone lights up and a text from needs to stfu flashes across the screen.

hey do u wanna buy me a matcha latte tomorrow?? pls have mercy on this poor boy

Not particularly, tbh

rude :((( not even for your best friend?? what can i do to melt your heart, elsa

Pay for your own coffee

ur so mean to me ｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<)･ﾟﾟ･｡ but FINE, i’ll buy my own AND treat you to your vanilla rose like a REAL FRIEND

Aww, love you~ ( ˘ ³˘)♥

(◔_◔)

If only he knew how true that statement was, you think wryly. You drop your phone on the nightstand and wrap yourself up in your blankets, dreaming of a bright smile and of a universe where it was a familiar boxy-smiled boy keeping you warm instead of your thin, tattered blanket.

The bell chimes merrily as you push open the door to the small, bustling cafe. The barista on duty looks up at the sound of the bell, flashing an endearing gummy smile at you in welcome. Baekhyun’s not here yet, so you take a seat by the window, where a small vase is filled with bright yellow sunflowers. You prop your head up on your palm, losing yourself in the hustle that passes by the cafe.

“Here!”  A cup of vanilla rose tea latte is thrust in front of you, along with Baekhyun’s mischievous smirk. He slides his own green tea latte across the table, slipping into the seat in front of the window.

“Move, you’re blocking the view,” you jibe.

“Bitch, I am the view,” Baekhyun retorts, lifting his chin in faux arrogance. You giggle, conceding in your mind. Especially now, with the sunlight falling on his hair and making turning the strands golden, Baekhyun looks absolutely radiant.

Suddenly, Baekhyun gasps dramatically. “Puppy!” he all but shrieks. You turn around just as the dog’s owner (and pretty much everyone else in the cafe) turns to look at him.

By the time you glance back around at him in bewilderment, Baekhyun is already out of his seat and making a beeline towards the panting pomeranian.

“Can I pet him? Or her?” he asks the girl hopefully, eyes alight. You can see her melt as he projects the full force of his puppy eyes at her, and she nods, smiling shyly. Baekhyun gets right to work, plopping onto the ground to stroke the dog’s ears and scratching lightly around the flank.

“Him,” the girl replies. “His name is Pickles.” She bends down, stroking Pickles’s fur, flushing when she makes eye contact with Baekhyun, whose smile has turned coy.

“And what’s your name?” He asks.

“I’m Suzanne,” she introduces herself, holding her hand out for him to shake. He grasps it, smiling warmly.

“Beautiful name for a beautiful lady,” Baekhyun compliments. “I’m Baekhyun.”

Still sitting in your booth by the window, you snort. What a flirt. Though you tease him about his greasiness, you can’t help but feel your heart flutter, wishing it was meant for you. And not for the first time, you can tell that yet another unsuspecting soul has fallen for Baekhyun’s charms. In fact, you can see the exact moment her heart melts — her eyes soften, her cheeks lift up in the tiniest hint of a smile, and a gentle blush spreads over her face and neck. You’re not surprised in the slightest. Baekhyun has always been able to effortlessly charm everyone he meets, though not merely through his endless flirting — and you are no exception. His kind eyes and contagious laughter haunts you even in your dreams while leaving himself clueless to the extent of his significance. You are also used to Baekhyun’s obliviousness— in all the years that you’ve been friends, never once has he reciprocated his admirers’ feelings, until the poor girl finally moved on. You are the odd one out in this scenario. As hard as you try, you are unable — or perhaps unwilling — to let go of your love for him.

Suzanne laughs gently, thanking him.

Something is different about this encounter, however. You watch, mystified, as Baekhyun’s smile turns bashful. He nibbles at his bottom lip and fidgets with his fingers, avoiding her gaze to look down at the puppy still underneath his hands.

“Sorry, was that too cheesy?” Baekhyun asks, still staring at Pickles.

“Yes,” you say, walking up to them.

Suzanne startles, and Baekhyun tries to glare at you, but he can’t do so without grinning. You can’t help but feel your mood lift when he sends you a brilliant smile, while Susanne’s face starts to fall, looking disappointed. She’s a nice girl, you can tell.

You empathize with her.

“I’m Y/N,” you say, shooting her a friendly smile. “I have the misfortune to be this idiot’s best friend.”

“Nice to meet you!” she replies, mirroring your smile. You bite your lips, unsure of what to say next.

“Err, I have an appointment soon, so I should really grab my coffee and go,” Suzanne says reluctantly, her eyes sliding over to Baekhyun.

He pouts. “Can we meet up again? Er...I mean, I would really love to play with Pickles some more,” Baekhyun grins.  

Suzanne smiles happily, genuinely, and her face is alight with a warm, comfortable glow. You can see why Baekhyun is so taken by her, but you can’t help but feel slightly inferior. Baekhyun waves to Suzanne as she heads out, pocketing his phone and her newly saved number carefully, almost reverently. Sliding back into his seat across from you, he sighs blissfully.

“She’s so pretty,” he says, eyes glowing and a dopey smile on his face. You hum noncommittally, letting him gush to his heart’s content as you try to force your own feelings aside, for the sake of his happiness.

Days turn into weeks, and weeks turn into a month since Baekhyun met Suzanne in that cafe. Since then, Baekhyun and Suzanne have gone on countless dates, both with and without Pickles.

Since then, you have frequented that lively cafe, that window booth that allows you to lose yourself in the heavy flow of traffic. In fact, you’ve spent so much time there that the gummy-smiled barista knows your name, order, and and practically everything else about you.

“Vanilla rose tea latte, just the way you like it,” Minseok’s voice sounds next to your ear. You look up, smiling gratefully at him, and hand him the exact change, which he tucks into his apron pocket. Seeing as the cafe isn’t too busy, Minseok slides into the seat across from you as he always does whenever he sees you sitting there alone.

“So, no lover boy today?”

You snort. “Minseok, you know we’re not dating, he’s dating Suzanne.”

“Yeah, I was there when they met,” he grins at you. “But I noticed that you didn’t deny anything—you’re totally in love with him.” Minseok speaks matter-of-factly, as if he didn’t just casually reveal the secret you’d guard with your life.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” you splutter, caught off guard.

Minseok merely quirks an eyebrow at you, lips curling into a smug, lopsided grin. The glint in his eyes are all too knowing, and you know he didn’t fall for your flimsy denial.

“Why the fuck are you so perceptive?” You grumble.

The barista laughs. “Is there anyone who can’t tell that you’re in love?”

“You’re in love with someone?” A familiar voice says, incredulous. You look up to see Baekhyun, shocked. “Who?” He asks, pouting.

Minseok smoothly slides out of the seat. “Good afternoon, Baekhyun. Let me go make your coffee. Er, remind me of your order again?”

“Matcha latte,” you respond instead.

“Er, I’m actually feeling an Americano today,” Baekhyun plops into the seat that Minseok had just vacated, staring intently at you.

You blink at him. “I thought you said those were too bitter for you.”

“Who?” The boy in front of you demands again, ignoring your unspoken question. Minseok turns around, sending you a wink.

“Uh, nobody you know,” you respond, cursing inwardly at the retreating barista. You can tell Baekhyun doesn’t quite believe you, but he drops the subject. You’re a little suspicious—he must have something else on his mind. Usually, he continues acting bratty until you give him what he wants—it’s like your presence brings out the toddler in Baekhyun.

“What do you think about Suzanne?” Baekhyun asks.

You startle, not expecting the question. “Well, she seems nice? And she seems to make you happy, so that’s good. I think she’s good for you,” you say. And you are being genuine—Suzanne’s quiet, steady presence is a good balance against Baekhyun’s spontaneous nature without holding him back.  

“I think I really like her,” Baekhyun confides quietly, a soft smile playing on his lips.

You smile weakly back, trying to ignore the sharp dagger of jealousy piercing your heart. You know she’s good for him. “That’s great,” you tell him as sincerely as you can. “I’m glad you’ve finally found a girlfriend.” You try to shake off your bitterness by reviving your usual banter. You’d think a month would be enough time to get over yourself, you think sourly. After all, Baekhyun is your best friend, first and foremost. You refuse to let unrequited emotions cloud your desire for your best friend’s happiness.

“Do you think…it’s too soon to ask her to move in?” Baekhyun asks shyly, hope in his eyes and a sheepish grin on his lips.

You gape at him. “Yes!” You splutter, telling yourself that your fervent opposition is for his own sake, and not because of your fear that his relationship will grow even stronger and leave you behind. “You’ve been dating for a month!”

“I thought you liked her!” Baekhyun protests. He clearly wasn’t expecting your answer, and is growing defensive.

“I do!” You blow air out through your nose, frustrated. “But I’ve met her like three times! So yes, I do like her, from what I know about her, but I don’t know her!”

“But I do!” Baekhyun flares. “I’m going to do it anyway.”

You sigh. This is the spontaneous side of Baekhyun presenting itself as impulsivity, and you’ve known Baekhyun for long enough to know that whatever you say will not be able to change his mind. “Why did you ask me in the first place, then? If you just ignore everything I say.” Your words are biting.

“I thought you would be supportive! I guess I should’ve known better.” Baekhyun sends you one last betrayed glance, before striding towards the door, brushing past a bewildered Minseok holding cup of dark coffee, absent of the beautiful foam art you’re used to.

You exhale slowly. How did things come to this?

Days pass, and you find yourself in the same seat, by the same window. The same drink is set in front of you every time, yet somehow, you never seem to tire of it.

“Why don’t you try a different drink?” Minseok asks, as he sets the vanilla rose tea latte down for the third time that week. “I know it’s your favorite drink, but damn, even I’m getting sick of it, and I’m not even the one drinking it.”

You hum a little, taking a sip and letting the gentle sweetness fill your senses. “I don’t know,” you answer. “It’s not that I don’t want to try something new,” you muse. “I do want to try the barista picks and stuff. But this is familiar to me? It’s in my comfort zone, and I can’t bear to give it up.”

Minseok tousles your hair playfully. “Well, if you ever decide that you want a change, I’ve got just the thing for you.”

Before you can reply, the bell above the door jingles. Minseok turns around, greeting on his lips.

Baekhyun drags his feet in, clearly upset, eyes clouded over and far away.

“Baekhyun?” Minseok calls his name gently.

Baekhyun smiles weakly. “One Americano, please.” He speaks quietly, a far cry from his usual boisterousness.

“You were right,” he mumbles.

You grimace. Baekhyun’s pain is your pain, and it hurts to see him so lifeless. “I usually am,” you attempt to joke, “but what about this time?”

“Suzanne said it was too soon.” Baekhyun looks straight into your eyes. “We...we’re on a temporary break.” He sounds as if the words are hard to force out.

“Do you love her?” You ask quietly.

Baekhyun plays with the rings on his finger. The hopelessness in his eyes and in his actions tell you all that you need to know. Yes, he is in love.

You sigh. As much as you want him for yourself, you resolve to cast aside your own feelings so that you can help him find his own happiness. You put your hand on his, stopping his fidgeting with his rings, and draw courage from the warmth of his hand.

“I think you scared her,” you tell him softly. “Give her some space and call her again tomorrow. I think you should be patient.”

Just then, Minseok comes by with Baekhyun’s Americano. He makes a move to clear your empty cup, when you stop him.

“I think I’m ready to try something new,” you tell the barista earnestly. “What do you recommend?”

Baekhyun gapes at you, lips parted in surprise.

Minseok’s eyes light up. “Give me a minute!” he says cheerfully. As he walks off, Baekhyun looks at you questioningly.

“Is Minseok the one you’re in love with?” Baekhyun asks, hesitant.

You blink in shock. “What? No! Where did you get that from?”

“You’ve always refused to try anything else whenever I asked!” Baekhyun pouts at you, eyes narrowing. Though he seems offended, you can see your best friend’s usual playful temperament coming back.

Minseok sets your new caffeine down with a flourish. “Lavender earl gray latte!”

“Thought it was time for a change,” you shrug casually, addressing your words to both Minseok and Baekhyun. Minseok beams with pride before walking off to tend to his other customers. “Feelings don’t last forever, and neither do tastes,” you muse, almost to yourself.

“So you are in love with someone.”

Baekhyun’s voice is flat, borderline angry. You look up in shock. Perhaps he wasn’t pretending to be offended after all; you can see the fire brewing behind his eyes.

“Wait, what’s wrong?” You’re bewildered at the sudden change in mood.

Baekhyun is growing angry now, a rare sight in itself. “I have never kept something from you in all these years that I’ve considered you my best friend. So why did you think it’s okay to hide something so important from me?”

“You’re not entitled to my life,” you snap back, matching his tone in intensity. You need to change the subject before he finds out even more. Words are spilling out of your mouth without filter now, in your panic to hide your deepest secret.

“Well, yeah,” Baekhyun says, bewildered and indignant and clearly offended, “but I thought you trusted me.” He bites his lip, looking so much like a kicked puppy that you can’t help but sigh heavily, feeling all your cloud of anger start to dissipate around the edges.

“Look, Baek, it’s not that I don’t want to tell you,” you start to explain, taking care to keep your voice level. Before you can finish, however, Baekhyun mutters underneath his breath.

“Sounds like an excuse to me.”

“Excuse me?” Your temper flares right back, burning as bright as it was before. Baekhyun snaps his head up, looking at you sharply in the eye.

“I said, sounds like an excuse for your cowardice to me.” You never knew that his voice could be so cold, as his eyes burn so hot. His gaze is scalding — still the embodiment of the sun, but instead of the warm sun rays that you normally bask in, you’ve forgotten to wear sunscreen and now the rays are scalding your skin, blistering and peeling away your layers of self-control, one by one.

“I am scared!” You shout at him suddenly, voice breaking. Baekhyun finally shuts up, staring at you with wide eyes. “I am absolutely terrified. I am so fucking in love with you that it petrifies me!” There it is. Your best kept secret, hanging in the open air, completely out of your reach. The only thing you can hope for is that Baekhyun will catch it, rather than watching it fall and shatter on the ground along with the glass shards of your heart. You grip the handle of your mug tightly, watching the coffee swish around the brim, nearly spilling over.

Silence greets your statement. For once, the ever talkative Baekhyun is speechless, mouth open in an attempt to find that words that do not exist.

“So forgive me,” you lower your voice now, muttering sarcastically, “if I wanted to preserve this friendship that you seem to treasure so much.” You stand up and turn away, hiding your face before Baekhyun can see the hot tears roll down your cheeks and under your chin. It’s fallen, you think. Fallen and shattered and irreparable, just as you feared. You begin to take slow, heavy steps in no particular direction but away, unshed tears blurring your vision.

“Wait.” Thin fingers wrap themselves around your waist, pleading. “I didn’t know,” Baekhyun admits meekly, innocence and confusion coloring his voice. After your deafening confession, his response sounds like a mere breath.

“I know.”

Your voice cracks, defeated and pathetic.

“So please, just let me get over you.”

This time, it is you who leaves Baekhyun behind, your new coffee order sitting on the table, untouched.

A week passes with no word from Baekhyun. You’re trying your hardest to move on, but it’s difficult when all you do is stare at your phone and hope to see needs to stfu flash across the screen.

You’re afraid of going back to Minseok’s cafe and being reminded of the emotions that escalated there, but in your misery, all you really want is a vanilla rose tea latte. Just as you drag yourself onto your feet to make the trek to the cafe, the doorbell rings.

When you crack open the door, you’re greeted by Baekhyun’s familiar boxy smile and two matching coffee cups.

“Vanilla rose tea latte, just for you!” He hands you the cup, grinning at you, and it’s as if the events of the the past week — no, the past month — had never happened. He takes a sip of his own cup, and you can smell the matcha from where you stand.

You take a long drink from your cup, and the familiar sweetness of the latte brings you instant comfort — it tastes like home.

“Y/N,” Baekhyun begins, seriously, earnestly.

You look up, fearing the worst. Was the coffee an attempt to butter you up?

“Will you go on a date with me?”

You swallow your mouthful of coffee too quickly, and it burns going down. “What?” You hack out, choking. “What about Suzanne?”

“I didn’t call her,” Baekhyun tells you. “Not immediately. I thought about what you and I thought about me, and realized that what I felt for Suzanne wasn’t love. I was happy, yes,” he smiles slightly, “but I was so focused on myself that I didn’t think of her feelings.”

Baekhyun then grins cheekily at you. “But you’ve always been thinking of me, haven’t you? About how I felt, and you were willing to give up so much for me.”

“I’m glad you understand,” you finally say, “how hard it is to put up with you.”

Baekhyun beams. “But you love me!” he exclaims happily, throwing his arm around you. “And you can’t deny it this time!”

You crack a smile. “Yes,” you agree quietly, “I do.”

And when his lips meet yours in a chaste first kiss, you think the flavor of matcha has never tasted better.  

[the-firebird69]

Japan says the AI is nothin

I made it shut the f up you morons your sick

Loki wrote it you fuckers are probably gay as hell

Zues

STFU

You had a plan to bomb yourselves ok. And chin knows USA knows so your safe this is hoky too.

The programs dangerous got out failed. You s suck.

We surmounted it had to. And ps it cost you a dearly.

Mac daddy clan vs other clans ok... So u hit her for being motherly

No it's more they cost us, not huge but we see

.. who cost outposts

Mengele

You did

Arrianne

Of course I agree your the fag screaming it in my ear

Zues

Xenomorph King wanted us to mk stuff super Bea to fight mine for it steel it in the middle. Dopey has too much acid can't control it. Tried too w the meds but infected me lost to the Kraken. But bg may be him off and on

Zues

You are right who shot me then.

You saw jsmes bond then shot by him.

Ok

Who then orchestrated tjis

Your clan it reads lka bookto me

Us okit is cost of doin business

Yiur not in it that much Cato to him in evil ways

We HV an angel

No you dont

The your an f up who is bg

Booth Wilkes etc

Why not arrest him

Hmm grew to look lk his father

Setup Trump before Japan.

Uh oh it's magical

[track-three]

DW FINALE LIVESCREAMING

there are so many things we could be doing in this hour and instead we’re in fake britain watching some farmers and kids??

oh WAIT Oh my that’s...unethical.

bb twelve why are you hurt, who did this,

SHGIOELJKW WHAT IS THIS, WHO STOLE THIS UNAUTHORISED WANK FANTASY FROM MY OWN PERSONAL HEAD,

YEAH UM GOODBYE FOREVER WOW OK

I CAN’T BELIEVE THE MASTER JUST BEAT HIM THE HELL UP THEN HI FIVED THEMSELVES GKLDFJG

dopey half unconscious doctor is my entire life, jussayin

hot fuckgding damn sogh the master seducing themselves oh myd god i want to be in the emieddle of htat so bad

this is...literally 5 minutes in. WHOOO BOY.

LOL WHO CARES THE MASTER IS ABT TO HAVE SEX WITH THEMSELVES

(glad to see the bondage chair tradition is being upheld through yet another incarnation)

HE’S STROKING HSI BEARD DOGHJK

master nothing you do is vanilla stfu

IM SCREAMING IM SCREAMING HE’S PUSHING THE DOCTOR AROUND IN A WHEELCHAIR AGAIN WHAT IS THIS POOR JOHN SIMM, TAKE PITY ON HIM! HE’S TEN YEARS OLDER NOW FOR HECKS SAKE

i’m having some Feelings About Bill

feelings got bigger

jellybaby

THE DOCTOR WALKING LIKE HE DIDN’T GET ANY LUBE LAST NIGHT IM HO W L I NG

his injuries are being tended to indeed

the doctor’s lil hurt wrist it’s so cute

oh god simm being nasty to bill just...did things to me

THE MASTER SITTING THERE, PUTTING ON HIS GODDAMN EYELINER, IM ?????g OHHHH I COULD NOT LOVE THIS ANY MORE

“is it wrong that i-” NO. ITS NOT. GO FUCK YOURSELF.

the doctor’s scream when the masters are about to leave, oh my god :’(

....master. oh, master. i hate you. i love you so much, i hate you.

master. sTOP MAKING ME CRY.

idontwantbilltogolikethis

MASTER DID YOU JUST....seduce yourself...to...kill yourself...while getting off on it from both directions...and being sad about it!?

what is this

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST KEYSMASHED SO HARD MY DOG THOUGHT I WAS IN DANGER. APHGIO OHHHH MYYYY GODODDDDDD OH MY GODDDDD

did....all four characters....just kill themselves.......

im so sad about the fact that the doctor genuinely was so broken by the master abadnoning them that they didn’t want to live ashsgipweigjf

....

.............

wait. is this some pikachu shit. is this some full on pokemon the movie shit right here.

NO. IT’S BETTER. IT’S BILL’S GIRLFRIEND???!!?

LIVEBLOG CEASED SORRY WEEPING TOO HARD TOO DESTROYED FROM THAT ENDING

I DONT HAVE WORDS AND I DONT NEED THEM

[tellyouaboutmyself]

November 6, 2016 2:28PM

On my twitter I like to play “notes roulette” where I go to the notes in my phone and select the best part of one and post the words. Today I came upon a note that I sent to a very special friend. The contents of that note are below.

A message to a friend.

Some days were worse than others. I didn’t like hearing your name or seeing your face because your dopey little smile and your eyes wrecked me. I understood completely what you were going through. I’ve been there. I know the process, and it’s something you have to figure out on your own with time. Because I understood, it just sucked I had to give you space to figure things out. I had to try to force myself to give you up in every way because I’m not right for you. I can’t make you feel like the others do. That hurts to know I can’t be what makes you feel a certain way and be the support you need. It felt like I wasn’t good enough. I’ve picked myself up from worse though, but ya it stung. To me, our minds clicked like nobody else I’d ever been around. I think that’s because we had that friendship foundation first. You just kind of felt like home to me.

I know you and I will never be anything. I get that. What I missed most in our silence was just hanging out with you and even ******. And I know you guys are busy too. We were friends before I complicated things. Even today I would rather be friends with you than lose you completely and have to pretend you don’t exist because you make my reality better.

I have always taken silences between friends and feeling like I’ve lost a person so hard. I don’t like goodbyes. Silence and feeling like I’ve been forgotten are my biggest fears. They always have been. That’s my own issue, but it’s one of my biggest ones.

Whether you know it or not, YOU changed me. I was dealing with the fact my 1st relationship failed after I trusted him so much. My ex cheated on me with like 4-6 girls and got fired from his job in ******* because of it. Talk about a fucked up situation. I was dealing with fuck boys thinking it was okay for them to try and comeback after the shit they had done. I had a fwb who is actually a nice guy, that I shouldn’t have messed around with, and even last night I rejected him.

YOU made me feel like it is okay to show my emotional side. It is okay to express what I’m feeling because my feelings aren’t dumb and they should be acknowledged. That’s what makes being a human so great and sometimes so awful haha. I used to jump into things with people fully knowing it was a bad idea, but I’m optimistic and impulsive. I’m an aggressive person and I like the physical aspect of relationships way too much. That used to be my outlet because at least for those moments it felt good being touched everywhere and desired, but you made me realize it’s all useless without having that mental connection. YOU made me realize that.

YOU made me want to be a better person in so many ways. I struggle with religion a lot. It’s one of the most difficult things I deal with because it causes so many complications in my family, but you made me not feel as bitter towards it for once in my life even though we didn’t talk about it much. I know it’s dumb, but I was willing to go to church and just listen. I just wanted to better understand because I know it’s important to you.

YOU made me want to learn about chemistry which is actually super lame haha. Even today I’m reading books about the makeup of brains and how we’re affected by the chemicals and hormones in our bodies and it’s so awesome and weird.

I haven’t rejected the 8 guys who have tried to get with me because of you. I rejected them because YOU changed something in me that made me not want to give myself away to anyone who doesn’t deserve my time, body and especially my mind. I don’t even want to dance with anybody in clubs because I don’t want another person touching me who doesn’t deserve to.

YOU made me respect and fall in love with myself again. I am still by far not perfect, but I am aware.

See, you probably had no clue what you were doing to me and my mind, and that’s okay. You were there in a time when I needed a revaluation. You opened my eyes. For that, I can never thank you enough.

Regardless of how you still feel about me I will always want to be a part of your life in anyway that I can. I will always support and worry about you regardless of whatever distance may or may not occur between us.

(And the songs you send me always make my day, because for at least a second I know you were thinking of me, and that’s a really satisfying feeling.)

Love, -E xx.

p.s. I never got the chance to tell this next part.

I realized I loved you in December of 2016. I was going to tell you in January 2017, but our silence grew again and by the time we were talking again in March 2017 it didn’t feel right to say that to you. You were different by then. I looked into your eyes and it felt like you were a stranger. For those brief few weeks I was given to spend release nights with you via text I was in paradise again. I used to and still think about you when your favorite artists play, but mansionz, to me mansionz is kind of our group.

From STFU and Rich White Girls coming out all the way to after the release and both of us accidentally creating a mansionz playlist with all of Blackbear and Mike Posner’s music to you sending me a picture of Mike’s “I’m Thinking About Horses” poem in his book after I created pictures with his poem on it that same day and posted it..I just bought mansionz merch last week. Mansionz is us, to me. There is a very special place in my heart for mansionz and for you.

We don’t talk everyday, which I’m surprisingly fine with because let’s be honest I think we are both the type of people to get burnt out from being in contact constantly. I don’t want to annoy you and I doubt you want to annoy me. For the time we do chat for a bit once a week or so, I still enjoy it.

Hun, it’s like eight months after I realized I loved you, four months since I told myself you were dead to me because your silence for another while almost killed me, a month since we started chatting again, and throughout all of that I still love you. I am not in love with you anymore, but I love you so so dearly. I have loved you through my confusion and pain. I have loved you through your confusion and pain. Hun, I’ve got you no matter what.

Sometimes I wonder if I changed you or inspired you in any way.

You helped change me for all of the good in the universe and for that I am glad we crossed paths.

xx.

[dopeycryptid]

soo i think ive finally come up with a name for my Metroid OC

lemme introduce ya’ll to…

Vriath

[dopeycryptid]

*politely holds out hands like smol beggar*

can has moar asks for funger OCs?