So, since I don't have an Instagram, or thank God, Twitter, a good friend sent me the full Albitch photo, and... Boy, do we have a lot to talk about...
So, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PHOTOSHOP?! It's absolute crap! Tumblr writers do better than what Albitch attempted to do🤭
Like, if you look closely, Dodger and the couch have the same fucking white line. What the hell is that line, because light doesn't work like that😆
And also, where is his tail(the same friend pointed this out too)? Nothing can cover that floofy tail. And why is she wearing the same clothes we've seen her in the last time someone has seen them together?
Is she that poor, that she can't afford anything but some sort of crop top, wide pants (by the way, why they make her thighs look comically large, when we all know she'd do anything to avoid being the one thing she hates), and some sort of jacket?!
And it has come to my attention that she posted a video of rain, with piano music? Guess she's hoping that we'll all flock to her side because, she's with Chris, and listening to him play the piano...🤭
Bitch, if you're going to want us to believe you're actually in the same place for more than a minute, you're going to have to do better than audio. Because if you're really in the same house, happily married, show us his face. And don't bullshit us with that obviously staged shit! Or are you too ashamed to be seen with your husband..?
And the final nail on the coffin, mighty convenient that you're showing your right hand, and not your left... Shy about your new bling, huh?
And by the way, if this is an actual photo, which I sincerely doubt, Dodger is a good boy who clearly doesn't want to be there, and that's the only thing I'm loving about that photo.
One more thing before I go, this Tumblr post is right...
Too many coincidences and holes...☕ Thanks for reading my rant post! Hope to see y'all again soon, because the Lord knows, they'll post something new in a few days...
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A. Kirkland- Pitbrow Woman, '81
In the last month or so, my interest in nyo!England has blossomed. Yet, I have long disliked the canon stylization of the character.
Ms. Alice Kirkland has never been one to shy away from physical labor or the harsh realties of her own people. Even at the height of her international power, it was rare that- unless directly requested by the monarch or prime minster- that she lived among the aristocrats for long periods of time. A stark difference between her and her French counterpart. While her rebellious days as a sailor were behind her, throughout the 1800s it was not uncommon to find her either in the mines, in a factory, or tending to her own country estate farm.
References and Inspirations bellow cut, Programs used: MS Paint and Krita
I could not have done any of this without these references.
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there's something I'm noticing in this read-through of Lord of the Rings that's really intriguing me, and it's how many times the characters (aragorn, so far, while he's leading the party) say things like "we must make do without hope."
I guess because to the reader - especially the rereader, or someone who's familiar with the films - it's so clear it's going to be okay, you know? tolkien drops these bits in the middle of danger, like that merry has a scar on his forehead for the rest of his life, that nod towards the characters' futures. there's this implication of fate or a higher power steering things towards good. and maybe it's partly the genre, the age, the language, but the story feels like a myth that was already finished long ago.
and I really took to heart this years-old post describing the story as hopepunk, even if - looking back - I think I misremembered the why.
thing is, so far, "hope is a skill you can practise" thinking doesn't really work for me. It Gets Better kinds of reassurance, while probably a force for good and maybe objectively necessary, leave me shirty.
but an honest and exhausted portrayal of how sometimes you have to and can keep going with or without hope? that works. that's a thing that feels real to me. that's a thing that's good to see.
and y'know, maybe there's something to the idea of hope as an action rather than a feeling. hope as we must make do without hope for now, as pulling oneself out of the hole which is not the grave.
it's kinda touching to recognise that here.
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one of the great benefits (and dangers) of living alone around christmastime is that nobody can stop or even discourage you from making and eating truly obscene amounts of sweets. a great disadvantage is that if you forget to halve the recipe (because you are, in fact, not in a household of four anymore), your kitchen will be full of saffron buns that you legitimately have no way to eat within a reasonable time frame
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