#stir pineapple

[ellishailey]

Pineapple and Coconut Jam With only 3 ingredients and less than 30 minutes of preparation, quick and simple pineapple and coconut jam is made.

[rocksmyassrecords]

Pineapple and Coconut Jam Quick and easy pineapple and coconut jam has only 3 ingredients and is ready in under 30 minutes.

[disgracefulmagi]

Pineapple and Coconut Jam With only 3 ingredients and less than 30 minutes of preparation, quick and simple pineapple and coconut jam is made.

[fattributes]

Sweet and Sour Pork

[morethansalad]

Pineapple & Garlic Ginger Stir Fry (Vegan)

[buffetlicious]

I usually ordered my ham in advance but this year I decided to try cash and carry instead. Whether I preorder or buy off the shelf, the price is still the same, except that I don’t get the cooler bag and cranberry sauce if I did the latter. Here is the boneless Ham Royale (±1.8 kg before cooking) I bought from NTUC supermarket.

Woke up early to slice up the ham and prepare the rest of the ingredients while toasting the Rosemary & Olive Panini Roll in the oven. Pan-fried the ham then the brown button mushrooms and king oyster mushrooms with olive oil and black pepper. Time to assemble the sandwich with a layer of green & red coral lettuces, ham, cheese, canned pineapple rings and the sautéed mushrooms to make my Ham & Panini Sandwich with a side of potato crisps. Later on, sis makes her own with an extra fried egg added to the sandwich.

[tswwwit]

the idea of dipper and bill having to act as a "normal" white fence suburdan home married couple bc of "blending in with community" to investigate some particular magical phenamone or a cult or a monster or whatever and dipper is suffering, and bill is suffering too but he's also having sick fun with horrid fascination as an insane demon does, and they ask mabel for ideas, they have a barbeque housewarming party-

-wont leave my mind, its been *days*

dipper: this sucks, people live like this???

bill: I KNOW! THIS SUCKS! *fascinated like a watching a trainwreck or natural disaster* AMAZING

Pine Tree shuts the door behind him very quietly. A gentle 'click' as the latch sets in place.

Bill looks up from where he was flipping through the newspaper. He puffs on his pipe - unlit, but hey! It's for the look of things! - and smiles.

"Hello honey!" Bill takes the pipe out of his mouth, bouncing a slipper on his foot. "How was the homeowner's association meeting?"

Pine Tree stares forward. A muscle in his jaw twitches.

Bill hums to himself, and smiles.

Domesticity! Such as it is. That wonderful white-picket fence, no magic, no monsters, and no chaos-

The paper under his hands tears slightly. Bill clears his throat, shuffling the pages. He gives up on the ruse of news-reading - whether or not those nosy assholes across the street are watching - and flips, nonchalant, right to the comics section. He already solved the crossword in his head ten minutes ago.

Easy. He's got this. It's only been, like a couple days. There are way longer cons he's played, and this one isn't the worst!

Besides.

He'll be damned if he breaks before his mortal does.

"I talked to Linda." Pine Tree's voice is flat. He slowly strides over to the window, and draws the curtains shut.

"And?" Bill prompts, sitting up a little more. Man, sapling's got a full thousand yard-gaze going! He watches with fascination.

"She's so glad to see that the," Pine Tree lifts his hands, making finger quotes. "'Non-traditional' couple is so," He swallows, holding down some simmering fury. "'Decent'" Bill's throat jumps, but. Nope, not perfect. The gagging noise still came through. But he nods, very seriously.

Acting.

"And," Pine Tree says, very slowly. Turning towards Bill, equally slow, and deliberate. "Even though she said I could water the lawn, since it's dying, now I can't water the lawn, because it violates some…" His hand clenches to a fist by his side. "Like, contractor agreement thing?"

"Oh, don't worry about that, honey!" Bill exclaims, with a perfect nineteen fifties voice - he's got that in the bag. "I'm sure it'll all work ou-"

"Except," Pine Tree strides in, planting hands on Bill's armchair, and staring him right in the face. "We're also getting fined for every day that the lawn is dead."

Bill can't help it. He snorts, face scrunching up. A full catch-22! Linda's got another thing coming, eventually. Once they track down this monster.

But hey! Bill can understand sadism, and contractual bullshit! If only Pine Tree wasn't around, he'd have made the trap appropriately lethal.

"Aw, rough day, huh?" Bill sets his pipe down, patting his husband on the shoulder. "Don't worry, honey, we'll-"

And Pine Tree yanks him forward. Gripping Bill's smoking jacket so tight that he hauls him nearly out of his chair. Bill blinks.

"If you call me 'honey' again," He mutters. "I'm going to murder you."

Bill can't stop his laugh this time, and as his cute little mortal rattles him back and forth -

Oh thank chaos, Pine Tree's the one broke first.

"Bill? This sucks." Pine Tree insists, teeth gritted. Shaking Bill harder now. He searches for words, he splutters - one hand waves at the air. "How does anyone live like this?"

Ha! Maybe now he gets how great he has it. No bureaucracy ! No trying to hide what you are from jerks who think magic is 'wrong'! No suburban life, no lawncare, and no rules!

Bill's mortal has too many hangups. You can explode any problem if you want to!

Pity he's not willing to do it with Linda.

"Hell if I know!" Bill exclaims, and surges up. He heaves out a breath, scratching at his neck. "Bullshit magical prejudice. Don't worry, kid!" He pats his husband on the back. "We'll get out of here in no time."

The monster that's preying on these mortals can't hide much longer. Once that's solved, Bill's contingency will kick in. And then -

"No, I found the vampire," Pine Tree says, half distracted. Bill does a double-take. What, he didn't mention that first? "I just, uh."

Bill wags a hand. Prompting.

And Pine Tree shrugs. Offering up an awkward smile. He rubs the back of his neck. "I…. kinda rigged her septic tank to blow once we got out of here."

Bill tugs him closer, beaming now. "Now that's a nice move!" He tucks his hands under Pine Tree's arms, but the human squirms away before he can pick him up. "It's what, a vicinity based setup?" A quick nod, and he grins wider. "Clever trick, kid." "I'd... ask if that's too much, but knowing you, it's not." Bill's cute little mortal punches him, adorably, in the stomach.

"Pfft, nah, that's nothing," Bill nudges him, and grins. Pine Tree's not the only guy who's heard some comments. "You should see what I set up for her house."

[sialiasnest]

Pineapple Coconut Fried Rice

(photo of empty pot because between "I should check this for seasoning before serving" and "I should have taken a photo of that for posting" was too short.)

Ingredients:

2 cups cooked Jasmine Rice

2 large eggs, scrambled, cooked, then chopped to small ribbons.

2 tbsp oil

1/2 medium red bell pepper (chopped)

1/2 cup sliced mushrooms

1/4 cup chopped Vidalia onion

1 cup drained canned pineapple chunks

1 minced garlic clove

2 Tbs currants (or raisins or peas . . . something small and sweet)

1/2 cup toasted cashews

Sauce:

1/2 Tbs shredded dried coconut

2 tbsp soy sauce

1/2 tbsp honey

1Tbs mirin

1 tsp brown sugar

1 tbsp yellow curry powder (Penzey's satay seasoning, or Morton & Basset "Thai yellow curry" work)

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Directions:

Obtain cooked Jasmine rice, and also, a fried scrambled egg chopped into small ribbons. Set aside.

In a small bowl mix the soy sauce, coconut, honey, mirin, brown sugar, and curry powder, adjust to taste. Let it rest for a bit while you do everything else.

Chop up and saute the fruit and veg.

Add the sauce, stir well, add the cooked rice, and then the cashews last of all.

Stir fry everything together.

Optional: could add bite sized pieces of cooked protein (meat, tofu, or other meat substitute) , if desired.

Test and adjust seasoning.

Serve.

[rubys-kitchen]

Sweet and Sour Cashew Pork

More sweet than sour. But very tasty! The cooking Sherry does still taste like sherry on the pork, so beware.

Original recipe’s link

Ingredients

Stir Fry

1 tbsp cornstarch

1 tbsp cooking sherry OR chicken broth

1 lb pork tenderloin

vegetable oil

4 garlic cloves, minced

5 to 7 green onions, chopped

1 cup unsalted cashews

4 tsp fresh ginger root, minced

4 oz fresh snow peas

1/2 cup shiitake mushroom

1 can (20 oz) unsweetened pineapple chunks, drained

Hot cooked rice

Sauce

1/3 cup water

1/4 cup apple cider vinegar

1/4 cup white sugar

3 tbsp soy sauce

3 tbsp ketchup

1 tbsp cornstarch

Instructions

0. Chop the green onion, mince the garlic cloves, and mince the ginger root.

0. Clean snow peas

Make a tear on the top of one end and peel the string fiber away (on the side with the pea pods). Optionally repeat tearing the other end along the same side.

0. Cut pork tenderloin into thin strips. Cut these into 1-inch pieces.

0. If serving with rice, start water for the rice. Tend to it as needed during the rest of the cooking. It is okay if the rice finishes first

1. In a mixing bowl, combine the 1 tbsp of cornstarch and sherry (or chicken broth). Stir together until smooth. Add pork to the bowl and toss to coat it.

2. In a LARGE nonstick skillet or wok, add 1 tbsp of vegetable oil to coat the pan. Get the oil hot, then stir-fry the pork. When the pork is finished cooking, transfer it to a medium/large bowl.

Here’s what I mean by stir fry. In a hot, oiled pan, add the pork and let sit a minute or two until the bottom is seared. Do not overcrowd the pan; you may need to cook in batches. Then, flip the pork pieces. Stir and cook until the pork is no longer pink.

3. Add another dab of oil. Add minced garlic clove, green onion, cashews, and ginger to the pan. Heat for a few minutes over medium heat, stirring often, until cashews are golden. When finished, add to the bowl with the pork.

I considered done-ness by how the cashews turn golden brown and how much the green onions wilt. You don’t want to burn anything.

The garlic and ginger will be aromatic after a minute. Don’t pull at this point.

4. Add another dab of oil. In the pan, add the snow peas, mushrooms, and drained pineapple chunks. Stir fry until the peas are crisp-tender (darker green). When finished, transfer the contents to the pork bowl.

5. In the large pan, add all the ingredients for the sauce. Stir well to combine to a smooth mixture (some ketchup may remain un-mixed). Heat to a simmer.

6. Once sauce is hot, add the bowl of ingredients to the pan. Stir to coat everything. Cook for a few minutes, letting the sauce soak into everything and the peas wilt a bit more.

7. Serve with rice, if you had desired

[popbooth]

Pies - Million Dollar Pie III Chopped pecans and crushed pineapple are stirred into sweetened condensed milk and lemon juice

[chetdithoi]

9 November 2023

Dinner

Once again. A preperation for the birthday lunch.

This time is stirred pork with bell pepper and PINEAPPLE and tomato.

Tomato is kinda weird to taste here. Pineapple is weird too, but it's the good weird.

[barbaraconstantine]

Recipe for Million Dollar Pie III Crushed pineapple and pecans are combined with sweetened condensed milk and lemon juice. 1 can crushed pineapple drained, 1/2 cup lemon juice, 1 package frozen whipped topping thawed, 1/2 cup chopped pecans, 1 prepared graham cracker crust, 1 can sweetened condensed milk

[fattributes]

Gluten-Free Sweet and Sour Chicken

[cyclopticrobot]

Orange-Pineapple Pork Stir-Fry This pork stir-fry with orange, pineapple, and carrots is a wonderful sweet and savory dish for a quick midweek dinner. 2 tablespoons water, 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper, 1 cup shredded carrots, 1/4 teaspoon salt, 1 can pineapple chunks drained and cut in half, 1/4 cup all-purpose flour, 1 cup brown sugar, 1.5 cups water, 1/2 teaspoon onion powder, 1/4 cup lemon juice, 1 cup hot cooked rice, 1/2 teaspoon minced garlic, 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour, 1 pound boneless pork chops, 1/3 cup rice vinegar, 1 cup diced orange wedges, 2 tablespoons orange juice, 2 tablespoons butter

[disgracefulmagi]

Shrimp and Pineapple Stir-Fry This quick and easy shrimp and pineapple stir-fry with lots of veggies and a homemade sweet stir-fry sauce comes together in 30 minutes.