#stopwatch starkid

[gilderoylockhart]

just thought id put this on tumblr

[keysmashing-bees]

*sane, well adjusted person voice* Guys did you know you can unlock the secret happy ending to yellow jacket if you pause the video right after use it or lose it-

[jonmattdaily]

stop hurting the little time boy

[lilacthebooklover]

jon matteson characters family reunion. richie is ignoring everyone and blasting japanese nightcore on his airpods. roman is here and acting disgusted at the food while linda boasts about her kids (said kids are currently causing mayhem that will probably end in tears). paul has brought emma with him and is on the verge of a nervous breakdown. boy jerry is trying to give him a pep talk on how to propose so he can "do the do" with emma (bj recommends a walk in the woods). the hatchetman bursts in at one point. daniel lost track of time and decided it wasn't worth showing up. gary is happy to be a part of something like he was with the wiggly cult but nobody likes him. wiggly watches for a while then shows up in human form to cause more mayhem, nobody knows who he is, why he looks like them or why he speaks like a toddler but he's freaky and may or may not be on the verge of murder. fun times.

[imasillygooose]

Here's your daily picture of Jon Matteson

👁️👄👁️

[lynxfang]

Yellow Jacket squad as anthros

Charles- Black Jaguar (he and Hannah parallel as Melanistic animals), Eddie- Javelina, Daniel- Jerboa, Sophia- Mongoose, Hannah- "melanistic" raccoon

I love Yellow Jacket so much. Charles legitimately scares me because rich bastards with no regard for other people are like... real monsters. I love him. And I had to Eddie right otherwise I'd lose my Texas citizenship lol. I also ended up doing an alternate GoldenTreasure edit of these fullbodies... but... shhhh

[midnightnautilus]

Let Emma do crime, she deserves it

Issue 1 Cover

The second issue cover of this fake comic series for this AU! This one was FUN… big shoutout to @/witchstormm for her villain emma design (it’s really cool) and to @/nabwastaken for making this AU!

[kirchefuchs]

a random day dream for you if you'd like.

Imagine A: Tinky himself can go in and out of the box to mess with Ted and any Spankoffski inside as he pleases.

B: he can somehow carry the box while inside the box. For everyone BUT Tinky, that box could also be the key out. Or at least it's rumored to be by those inside.

C: As basically a time god, the moment someone makes the decision to do something, Tinky could potentially see it coming if he's focused enough.

Imagine one day while messing with however many different timelines of Ted in the box, one version of Ted actually got bold. Instead of running, he tries to get the drop on Tinky to get the box and fails. But Tinky's amused enough by the attempt he makes a new game out of it. Basically "take this pebble from my hand" with the energy of roommates fighting over the remote. After many failed attempts (cause of course one of the only moments Tinky actively uses this kinda time sight is when he's messing with someone.) Ted gets desperate enough to decide the only weapon he's got left...is the ol Spankoffski charm. This time he reaches not for the box, but Tinky himself and pulls him into a kiss.

The moment Tinky sees it coming catches him off guard enough that the moment it happens, he's a flustered mess twice in a row. Like brain sounds like dial up for a good long minute even after Ted pulls back and runs with the box in his hands.

It may very well have been the moment Ted went from favorite toy to Tinky's hopeless crush. And then the moment after, the realization that his box is missing would send Tinky after that Ted like a bat outta hell.

Just the most out of nowhere daydream I ever got that I thought you might appreciate.

This took up 2 whole pages in my sketchbook, but I had to draw it. I couldn't stop thinking about this since you sent this ask

Anyways, I love this and I love you so much, this is amazing and you are brilliant. This is canon in the little tinkoffski story in my brain now. This is 100% what kicks it all off. I feel like Tinky would run off to Stopwatch after this to ask about what it in the world emotions are, cuz he's the only human he'd be willing to talk to. After all, he couldn't go to his brothers about it cuz A: they wouldn't know either and B: they'd 10000% judge him for it, or worse. From then on Tinky starts going to Daniel whenever he needs help with human issues and slowly but surely starts learning how to be less evil, lol

[daz59]

in honour of jon matteson’s birthday i drew a few characters he plays

[owchie-wowchie]

Dan: How many genders are there? Wiggly: I dunno, I just got here Paul: Oh, I just learned. it's like 48. Boy Jerry: I dunno... Daniel: ... 1! Trevor: Probably at least a million I would think. Gary: How many judges? Uh, supreme court, there are... Richie: You could be male, female, transgender, whatever. All that matters is you're comfortable in your own skin with it.

[cloth-moths]

Ok, I know we have the all Jon Matteson's characters are related thing, but I think it's really fun to headcannon Daniel as a Spankoffski because of his time powers. Like, he's Pete and Ted's cousin or something. Tinky truly just does not care about anyone outside of this one family

[gilderoylockhart]

this is daniel, my son. please do not be mean to him there will be consequences!

[art3misg33k]

Edit: I just now noticed how wrong I spelled Wiggly’s name but I can’t change it now cuz the polls out ;-;

[jonmattdaily]

he’s special

[ren-from-mars]

for the art reqs, daniel and/or sophia from yellow jacket 👁️?

Hello I love you for requesting this they are the loves of my life

I was already working on this one, so here’s another doodle of Sophia and Daniel bc you asked so kindly :3

If y’all have any more hatchetfield requests hit me with em!!

[kairithemang0]

Stopwatch and Spitfire

suggestion sent by @aroace-elgyem

I love drawing these two, it’s been a minute. Messed up on Sophia’s leg but just gonna roll with it because legs suck