#stronger press

[plistommy]

Billy: Stop being a fucking pussy and lift it!

Eddie: I can’t! It’s too heavy, man!

Billy: *stomping towards Steve and lifting him up easily while Steve was washing the dishes*

Steve: Billy, what—

Billy: You wanna be able to hold him like this? Right?Then lift the fucking barbell, bitch!

Eddie: Shit, OKAY! *bench presses 50lbs*

Billy: YES!!

Steve: *still carried around by Billy*

Steve: I hate you guys

[zarnzarn]

(check the tags for more and also the tag for other fics in the story!)

athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute

odysseus: what?

athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do

penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes

odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?

athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.

penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire

athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.

penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment

zeus: where are they going

hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-

[screwpinecaprice]

Reposting a connverse I made in 2021. Well, specifically posting this again after editing a few stuff.

I had been so bothered with how I kept editing Steven until I made his silhouette floppy-looking. So I fixed it a bit.

And that this was suppose to be flipped in the first place (which was why Connie's nose piercing was on the right side on the original.)

[liquidstar]

Made a drick and got way drunker than I expected to turns out it wasn't vodoka in the bottle but my ganfathers home made moonshine 🫡

[prapais]

LOVE IN THE AIR (2022) episode 09 // episode 10.

[way2gosuperrstarr]

new nails ! ,,,, i know i didnt show my old ones here when i got yhem but here are the currents ,,,,

pardon the Awkwardness. i dont. take pictures of nails. very often. i also took the second and third pictures in actual pitch black darkness i was completely guessing where my hand was in relation to my camera and making last minute adjustments when my flash would turn on for like a SECOND

previous were also holographic, just the white powder w no colored polish underneath (just my natural nail.) this is gold holographic powder on top of a really nice pale yellow ,,, im thinking next time just doing the yellow bcs this color did turn out a bit more gold (kinda piss yellow when not under flash/sunlight,) than we were expecting

and here were my previous nails !!! which i loved very much. i just remembered i had pictures of them agdhahdjs

[undergroundrockpress]

1977

[wild-moss-art]

I don’t post abt my partner very much bc he’s kind of dimitricore and as a dimitri stannie it’s a little embaressing but every once in awhile he will wordlessly walk into a room, hand me an object he accidentally broke, and leave while I laugh at him

[mrsgojosatoru]

right conclusion about the facts, and then what that boy did from there was just wild.

[my-fall-from-grace]

idea for paul maurice: give bob a knife to chase the fla panthers around w during practice in preparation for wednesday night

[xiadz]

as my arms get bigger I only get sluttier

[psychicpinenut]

actors are so strong cause if i was an actor and i had to answer the same 3 goddamn questions 50 times during a press tour i would start punching people

[lee-sanghyeok]

Also why does bonedo keep getting harassed at the airport?? Get a job? A hobby? Why are these supposed fans acting like losers by getting in their faces, trying to touch them, and pushing other people?? tf??? If a nasty side-eye by the idols you're stalking isn't enough then what is??

[slythereen]

oh i wish i thought the same as you but i think they would feel so betrayed specially because i feel like dts and maybe even ferrari themselves would make it seem like charles is ungrateful

i am a bit delusionally optimistic i fear. though i will say, i think if dts is going to pick a side, it's going to be charles'. i mean... look at that 2022 season coverage. very favorable to charles/emphasizing that ferrari was throwing his chance away. since then, charles' stardom and popularity has grown significantly. i dont think dts would want to take that gamble: they can get just as interesting a story by supporting charles and joining in the blame-ferrari-for-wasting-their-golden-prince bashing, and they won't lose their actual audience (because yes, dts is not designed for super involved fans; it's designed for the mildly interested general population who want to be amused and maybe pick up the sport. the mildly interested general population likes charles.). that'd be like dts deciding to demonize daniel, imo.

[daddysropepuppy]

currently daydreaming about a big hairy sweaty werewolf wanting to breed me

[usertoxicyaoi]

remember when i said i was gonna go lighter on the weights today in the gym on my legs bc i'm on .... yeah no instead i hit my pb! 🤗🤗🤗