#sugarpearsdrabble

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One day Sanji is going on a little friend date with Nami where they complain or share tea about their love lives and Nami goes: "Don't you just it when people praise the bare minimum? Like? He wipes his ass and then suddenly everyone is like GOALS!"

Sanji groans. "Exactly! Like-- have some standards!" 

 "Oh gosh, do you have the same problem with Zoro? Like-- does he not do anything for you?" 

 Sanji blinks. "Hm? No-- couldn't be me LMAO watch this..." Sanji sends a text on his phone and Nami gives him a confused look.

Sanji holds out a finger to her and says, "Just wait." 

 A few seconds later a motorbike revs from outside the cafe and Zoro is taking off his helmet. Nami's jaw drops as the mosshead enters the cafe. "Here's your wallet, shitty cook." said Zoro, holding out the item.

"Thanks, bastard," Sanji grins. 

Yes, Zoro just came all the way here to give him his wallet.  Suddenly, he gives Nami a pointed look as if to say 'watch this'. He makes a show of  accidentally spilling the coffee on his hand. 

"Ow!" he hissed, feigning pain.

"You clumsy ass!" Zoro growled as he grabbed Sanji's wrist and inspected the hand. 

 "It's okay-- it doesn't hurt." 

 "Fuck that." Zoro took a napkin and patted at his wound. When dry, he gave the back of his hand a kiss. "It's red... you're too pale, it looks worse than it is."

"Is it burned?" Sanji pouts. "My hand..." 

 "I'm going to buy an ointment, stay here." and Zoro left the cafe. 

 Sanji gave Nami a smug look. "Ain't my boyfriend the best?" Nami flipped him off.

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END

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I love writing Zoro as a confident and cocky little shit, but the best part of writing him this way is how impactful it becomes when he loses this confidence.

Just think about. He walks around without worry, knowing damn well he can handle anyone and anything that comes his way. He’s never known what it means to hesitate or second-guess his decisions... until he meets Sanji.

This man is gorgeous. He’s graceful. He’s talented. He’s so many thing all at once and it overwhelms him. Next thing Zoro knows he’s feeling something more. 

At first, he treats this unknown feeling with aggressiveness. How dare this cook make me feel like this? Losing my confidence? This is his fault so I’m going to mess with him.

But little by little, he starts thinking things. 

He passes by a mirror and pauses, going back to check his appearance. He fixes his hair and grumbles when it doesn’t end up looking like he did to. Did he look nice? 

And he realizes it right there. Why was he doing this when he’s never cared about it? 

He started thinking about the words he’d say to Sanji. The things he should do. 

It all falls onto his shoulders when one day he finds himself staring at the beautiful blonde, thinking, would that man even like someone like Zoro? 

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ZoSan sugar daddy (30) Sanji and college student Zoro (20)

Sugar Pears drabble 🍐✨

Modern ZoSan AU where 30yr old Sanji is the sugar daddy for 20yr old broke college student Zoro. Where Sanji takes virgin, kendo-obsessed Zoro and trains him to be the perfect top just for him. 

Thinking about Zoro who was so focused on his kendo and training that he's never once considered entertaining the thought of sexual pleasure. Even when he masturbates, he does it with the goal of cumming as fast as possible. No enjoyment. 

So, imagine older Sanji coming in and teaching this young man the joys of the flesh. The heat of skin on skin. Bodies becoming one. This virgin student immediately becomes an addiction because he'd not known pleasure this heavenly until Sanji.

Zoro fucked into Sanji with uncoordinated movements, his body shivering as he buried himself deep into the older blonde's tight heat. "I-I'm gonna cum--!" he groaned as he gritted his teeth. 

 Sanji arched his back in pleasure and moaned, "Don't you dare cum inside me!"

But Zoro is too lost in the frenzy. His heart pounded in his chest at the same pace as his thrusts, and soon he's whining. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry-- I can't stop." his body chased the high of pleasure against his will. 

 "You little shit--!" and soon he's cumming.

Thick, spurts of cum stained Sanji's walls as the younger man held him tightly against his body. "How is it that I only end up wanting more every time I touch your body?" Zoro whispered with his lips against Sanji's neck. "I think I'm becoming greedier."

And  Sanji would blink away the fog of pleasure that wracked through his body during climax and stare downwards at the 20yr old burying his face against him. "Haha..." Sanji laughed breathlessly. "I think I created a monster."

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ZoSan AU where Zoro is a novel character Sanji is obsessed with

Sanji is a romantic but can't find his true love in real life. Instead, he looks to novels that his heart thumping with thrill. His favorite male lead? A fierce and handsome swordsman from a medieval novel named Zoro.

Sanji has been single for a long time... Like a long, long time. Actually, his whole life.

It wasn't his fault. The right person just hadn’t arrived yet. Sanji didn’t mind. After all, he experienced romance through various other ways, like books and movies. 

Sanji’s favorite novel in particular was a story about a Knight whose goal was to become the best swordsman in the world. The book didn’t have any particular romantic elements, but the main character, Zoro, was everything Sanji looked for in a partner. 

The blonde cook sighed as he put down his book and stared up the ceiling of his bedroom. Imagine if he found someone like Zoro in real life. He’d never let him go. 

With that thought, he fell asleep. 

“Oi... Oi, blondie...” 

Sanji stirred at the unfamiliar voice’s sudden intrusion. “What the fuck...?” he grumbled. 

“Where am I?”

Sanji blinked away the sleep in his eyes and suddenly came face to face with a one-eyed, green-haired, tan-skinned, Adonis who wore loose stringed top, leather pants, and boots. 

“Whot--”

“Answer me now. I need to get back to the Grandline,” the man growled, exposing sharp canines. 

 “H-huh...” Sanji’s brain was still processing. He stared at the man before his bed with wide eyes. 

One second later, his eyes hesitantly glanced at the book cover by his bedside. 

It was of a one-eyed Knight dashing into battle, his green hair and tanned skin shining under the sunlight. 

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ZoSanLu AU where Prince!Luffy, Maid!Sanji, and Bodyguard!Zoro

ZoSanLu AU where Luffy is a prince, Sanji is his personal maid, and Zoro is a newly hired bodyguard

Zoro is new to the castle of D. and he's here mainly for the cash. Luckily, he was assigned to the 3rd prince who didn't have any major responsibilities.The thing is, Luffy was an adventurous prince who never stayed in the same place. It took Zoro some getting used to.

One thing Zoro can't get used to is how Luffy's personal maid also followed him wherever the Prince went.

It seems the customs of D. kingdom were different, bcuz Sanji, despite being a man, wore the same maid uniform as other women in the palace. Except, he preferred his shorter.

Another thing that made Zoro hyper aware is how much the Prince liked... touching his maid.

At first, Zoro paid no mind to it. Perhaps it was the whims of a royal, but it kept happening.

Luffy running up a hand onto Sanji's thick thighs, caressing the skin above his white stockings.

Luffy making Sanji sit on his lap, facing each other as their bodies pressed flush.

And sometimes, Luffy would ask Zoro to leave the room, the maid's ears flushed red.

It was on one dark evening when nothing lit the castle halls but candlelight, when Zoro passed by Luffy's chambers.

What made him freeze was the sound of wet schlops and skin slapping together.

"A-hah, Luffy--!" he heard Sanji moan.

"You feel so good, Sanji," Luffy praised, a grin heard in his voice. "So pretty too."

Zoro's heart was slamming into his chest.

He couldn't resist pressing his ear against the door, only to realize it wasn't closed. His eyes widened when the door opened just a crack, but now he could see.

And oh what a filthy sight it was.

The blonde maid was completely bare save for the white stockings he wore every day. He was on top of the prince, moving his hips in fast, circular motions as he moaned lewdly.

And Zoro watched as Luffy's cock entered Sanji again and again.

Suddenly, Luffy's dark eyes made contact with his own, and Zoro felt his heart jump out of his mouth.

But, the Prince only grinned and held Sanji tighter. "Neh, Sanji. Don't you like Zoro?" what?

But Sanji was nodding, biting his bottom lip. "Yes!"

"Do you want me to make him join us? I can give him to you," said Luffy as he pressed his face against the maid's chest, squeezing a nipple in between his fingertips.

"Can you?" Sanji mewled as he ground on top of Luffy's dick.

"Of course I can," Luffy grinned mischievously before making eye-contact with the peeping tom once more. "Zoro," he called, making the bodyguard's blood run cold. "Come inside."

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END

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ZoSan but they're cursed with symbiosis

SugarPear drabbles 🍐✨

Think of Venom but Sanji is the source of Zoro's power.

Sanji lives inside Zoro's body. In his blood, bones, mind, and heart. He can hear what Zoro thinks and can even help manipulate his movements.

Sanji manifests as Zoro's strength. His swords. Sometimes, he can take on a humanoid form of glowing yellow.

His upper body would emerge from Zoro's back, and he'd wrap his arms around the swordman's shoulders while hooking his chin over his right.

Of course, their contrasting personalities often lead to discourse, and it wasn't uncommon to find the symbiote and his host arguing.

Sometimes Zoro would make quite a strange sight arguing with the voice in his head, but the StrawHat crew had grown used to it over time.

Why had Sanji turned into this? Well, as the "useless" and "defective" third Vinsmoke brother, Judge was forced to conduct extra experiments on the boy.

It resulted in his body slowly melting away into condensed power. A mishap.

Sanji was able to run away before he could completely succumb to the hands of strange doctors, but he couldn't go any further.

Just as he thought he was going to die, his body turning into golden energy as he knelt on the forest ground...

A green-haired boy with three bamboo swords came running at his desperate cries. At that moment, they made eye contact.

Sanji cried and reached out for the other as half his face faded into a glowing gold. "Help me!" He screamed.

The boy, in his panic, ran and grabbed onto Sanji's hand, not knowing that it would bind them forever.

Now, the two became known as one. Sanji was still the Strawhat's cook (capable of manning the kitchen as long as Zoro was near) and Zoro the swordsman.

Until... That day when the vinsmokes came looking for Sanji. Not as a groom, but as a weapon they sought to duplicate.

It was just one mistake on Zoro's part. In a flash, Sanji was extracted from the swordsman's body and trapped inside a can... Taken away.

For the first time in years, Zoro's mind knew silence.

Emptiness.

He screamed.

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ZoSan AU where Sanji is a cityboy and Zoro is a cowboy

Sugar Pears drabble

Disclaimer: I just saw a tiktok and I have no idea how cowboys work this is written with horny intent

Like how every city boy x cowboy story starts, Sanji was banished to the countryside so he can get some character development.

Right off the bat he doesn't get along with Zoro.

"Oh my god! Get away from me you smell like shit!" Sanji gagged and struggled to walk away with his $1,500 dollar shoes.

"Well, princess, it IS shit so--"

"FUCK OFF, MOSSHEAD! And stop calling me that!"

One day, Sanji was looking for phone signal in one of the fields. He cursed as he tapped away on his phone.

Suddenly, he heard the stomping of hooves and Zoro's voice yelling, "GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY, CURLY!"

Sanji whipped his head around and saw a gigantic ass horned cow (he never knew cows could be so big they looked smaller in pictures) RUNNING towards him with Zoro chasing it on a horse.

Sanji froze like a deer in headlights, but just as the cow was meters away from him, Zoro jumped off his horse, grabbed onto the cow's horns, and GRAPPLED it onto the ground with pure force and body weight alone.

With the cow finally detained and calm, Zoro stood up and wiped a little bit of sweat from his forehead.

"Alright." He turned to Sanji, and asked, "You good?"

But no. Sanji wasn't. In fact, he was too focused on how suddenly Zoro was looking like a complete Adonis and mustering all the willpower in his body to stop himself from asking him to tackle him onto the ground as well.

Zoro squinted at him. "What the fuck. Are you still scared shitless or something, princess?"

And suddenly Sanji is blushing. He's looking down and shuffling his feet. "R-right... Princess..." I can be your princess. No problem with that.

Zoro roped up the cow and patted his horse. "Do you want a ride?"

"Oh, I definitely want a ride." You. I want to ride you.

Needless to say, Sanji considered staying a little longer on the farm.

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ZoSan AU with Pornstar!Sanji and normie!Zoro

Where Sanji is a popular pornstar and /very/ good at his job. He does both gay and straight vids and his fans love him bcuz he gets dommed by women and can be versatile for gay films.

But, everyone is shocked to find out he actually has a boyfriend

Sanji is doing an IG live one day when he read one of the comments. ""Hm? Do I have a lover?" he'd spin in his gamer chair and grin. "Yeah, I do have one actually!"

And people are distraught. There are different reactions to that statement.

User12399283120: What a slut. Don't you feel bad for your boyfriend whoring yourself like his?

sanjiismybabygirl69: You're not supposed to have a bf. u belong to the audience

idkyimhere123: Whoa I wish I was your boyfriend

It turns out Sanji's bf wasn't even a porn actor. He was just a regular guy.

Sanji never showed a picture or reveal his bf's face, but one day on one of the days Sanji was streaming on Tw*tch, his followers got a video clip.

The camera was angled really low, just enough to accommodate Sanji's gaming face, but suddenly a large man passed by behind him. His head wasn't seen.

kinky_cook: holy fuck who's that

sanjiswhippedcream: WAS THAT WHO I THINK IT WAS!?

Sanji didn't even notice that the other man passed by. He was too focused on his game. Until a deep, sensual voice was heard thru the mic.

"Oi, cook, where'd u put my jacket."

The blonde whipped his head around with wide eyes, looking at a man outside the camera frame. "What the fuck mosshead! I said I was streaming! What if they saw you!?"

"Pfft, they didn't see me."

Then, the mystery boyfriend stepped into the frame, the camera only seeing his face's lower half. "What are they talking about?"

The audience could see he was a well-built man. The body of an athlete. A tight black shirt and grey sweatpants.

He began to read the comments.

Iheart9k36: Holy shit it's the boyfriend!

fxkinluvblondes: fuck off, man

ipeggaymen420: hey, boyfriend. aren't u jealous Sanji sleeps with other men for work?

The bf chuckled, exposing his sharp canines, and responded, "Why the fuck would I be jealous?"

He took a large, tanned, hand and held Sanji's jaw, tilting him to look upwards. The blonde only blinked and held onto his bf's wrist loosely.

"By the end of the day it's my bed he sleeps in, fuckers."

Then, Sanji flushed red, an embarrassed and adorable expression that had the followers spamming donations.

"I'm quite proud my baby makes bank."

Then, the bf leaned down and gave Sanji a kiss. The back of his head was against the camera, hiding his face, but everyone saw spiky green hair.

And it was quite... an /intimate/ kiss.

Suddenly Sanji was tapping out by smacking his bf's back. They separated with a wet smack, and the blonde whined, "Ur gonna get me banned!"

But the BF only leaned back flipped off the audience with a grin exposing his sharp canines.

"Stay jealous."

After that, the opinions towards Sanji's boyfriend drastically changed.

Mosshead180: Sanji will ur bf ever feature in ur porn vids

Sanjiluver4ever: Is your boyfriend single bcuz hot damn daddy--[gets shot]

Sanji's response to the new comments was quite interesting.

On the pornstar's exclusive twt account, he uploaded a new photo.

It was a risque photo of him skillfully sucking a huge cock. He was knelt in between two strong thighs, and the photo was clearly taken by the other man.

Caption: this is all you're getting . . . END

I just really liked the thought of Zoro being the kind of guy who felt really secure about his relationship with Sanji. Like, he ain't afraid or anything like that he's pretty chill bcuz he knows their relationship, he loves his boyfriend and knows Sanji loves him.

Anyways if you go to Sanji's onlyfans you'll see really intimate videos of him riding Zoro's cock

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#ZoSan stripper AU

#ZoSan AU where Sanji is working as a stripper who falls in love with Zoro, a big paying regular.

SugarPears drabble

But, Zoro doesn't catch any feelings at all since he has the understanding of how the strippers he pays for do all this affection and attention in exchange for his money.

He knows that and he respects the hustle. He gets what he wants no feelings attached.

Bcuz of this, he doesn't take the hint about any of Sanji's feelings behind his flirting and affection. He thinks it's all part of the service.

That was until Sanji finally burst and said "You dumbass! I've been genuinely flirting you with this whole time! I have feelings for you, stupid marimo!"

Zoro is, understandably, shookt. "What?"

Sanji ran his hands down his face and clicked his tongue. "You know what? What matters is I confessed. I'm done. I don't have any regrets."

The conversation ended there with no chance for Zoro to even think of replying. However, it was that moment that caused Zoro to think more about Sanji.

He still goes to the same strip club, but now he can't stop his eyes from getting distracted by the servers before him. They stray to the gorgeous blonde performing on stage.

And every time he sees him, Zoro thinks about Sanji's confession. It makes him look back on all the affection he received from the blonde.

It's amazing to think they were real.

He sees Sanji play and flirt with other customers, and something inside him feels smug at how he knows all that affection for others was fake, but only he received the real deal.

After all, the person Sanji liked was Zoro.

At first, he didn't care about this display of affection. After all, it was Sanji's work (and he was damn good at it), but there was a voice in the back of his head.

What if he doesn't like you anymore? What if the affection he shows to other customers becomes real?

It made him feel uncertain and anxious, something he didn't think he'd feel over someone he didn't rly care about just a few days prior.

It got to the point when he couldn't stop himself from interrupting Sanji as the blonde was trying to get tips from another high-paying customer.

"What the fuck, Zoro! I was working-- what did you do that for!?" Sanji hissed as he pulled the green-haired man aside.

Zoro's heart thumped in his chest. Why DID he do that? What was he feeling? Why did he feel so... overwhelmed? In the end, the customer didn't say anything in return.

Sanji rolled is eyes at his silence and sighed. "Fine. It's probably awkward for you to talk to me. I'll leave first, so don't worry."

The blonde was about to make his way out, but suddenly Zoro blurted, "Do you still like me?"

Sanji's jaw dropped. "What?"

"Do you still like me?"

"Where the fuck did this come from--"

"Just answer the damn question... please." the last word was akin to begging, and it took Sanji off guard.

Sanji clenched his fists and looked at the other man straight on. "I do."

Zoro let out a shaky breath, and he was suddenly hyper-aware of the relief he was feeling. "I..." he started, "I don't know how to explain this but... I feel really... bad."

Sanji raised a brow. "Bad? About what."

"I...I don't know." Zoro has never been good at expressing his emotions.

"Look, Zoro, what made you come here and ask me this?" Sanji sighed, "What if I told you that I didn't like you anymore? What would you say? You didn't even respond to my confession. You left me hanging."

Zoro's heart suddenly dropped at those words. He opened his mouth to say something, but nothing came out. What was he supposed to say? What was he feeling? What were all these confusing thoughts?

Sanji gave him a stare, before smiling helplessly. "Do you have a response to my confession now?"

Zoro paused and looked into those beautiful, blue eyes. What was his answer? It didn't take a genius to figure out.

These feelings. The yearning. The desire. There was only one answer.

"I like you too..." Zoro breathed, feeling as if a weight was lifted from his shoulders. "I want to give this a try."

Sanji grinned and clapped his hands together. "Great!"

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END

After that they fucked of course and Sanji kept his stripper job because BANK but now that they were in a relationship and Sanji constantly reminds Zoro about his love for him, Zoro flexes every day

"You see him? Yeah, he's mine... and you can't hand him LMAOOO"

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ZoSan Minecraft gamer AU

Sanji is definitely a builder and forager. He has a system, builds his farms, his house, and everything in order. He has a specific build every time and counts his blocks accordingly.

Meanwhile, Zoro...

He's a wanderer and gets lost every single time. The only thing he needs is a sword and a pick axe. That's the only thing you'll find in his inventory.

They own separate youtube channels and sometimes they collab on streams.

Every time it would be CHAOTIC.

Sanji: Where are you?

Zoro: I'm by this tree

Sanji: what tree where

Zoro: it's snowing

Sanji: WHY IS IT SNOWING OUR BASE IS IN THE OAK FOREST--

Zoro: Minecraft glitched it's not my fault

Sanji: FFS what are your coords

Zoro: what are coords

Sanji: WHAT THE FUCK--

But don't underestimate Zoro. He actually knows how enchantments work. He knows how to make potions too. Anything to increase his attack he'll learn it.

Sanji: Marimo, for the last time FUCK when ur getting wood you take everything! Don't leave floating trees everywhere! 

 Zoro: I already have the amount of wood I need y would I need to get the rest

Sanji: [chopping the remaining wood] GOD

...

Zoro: hurry tf up, cook we're supposed to be looking for an ender portal not picking flowers

Sanji: u won't understand this such ur such a caveman, but I NEED these flowers for the outside of our house

...

Their subscribers would cheer every time they schedule a collab. Quickly, shippers started flocking to their channels, completely smitten with their videos.

There are youtube edits, fanimatics, FANART

And they'd scream every time either Zoro and Sanji would retweet it or leave a comment.

...

Sanji: MARAIMO WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Zoro: What is it now!?

Sanji: why'd you bring A RAID INTO THE VILLAGE?

Zoro: bcus I wanted to beat it why the fuckk else?

Sanji: I haven't locked the villagers safely yet-- they're DYING!

Zoro: SO!? Just get more!

Sanji: I CAN'T MAKE MORE WHEN THEY'RE ALL DEAD-- who am I supposed to trade with now!!!

...

Sanji: Did you get a bed?

Zoro: yeah

Sanji:

Sanji: Where r u gonna put it?

Zoro:

Zoro: I-in the other room duh

Zoro, in fact, wanted to place it next to Sanji's bed, but he was too embarrassed to

...

Zoro: I got you this *throws down buckets of cow milk*

Sanji: How-- where did you get this?

Zoro: u said u wanted to make cake... so... I traveled 500 blocks looking for cows. I brought some back.

Sanji:

Sanji: thank you

...

Zoro: Oi, curly, I'm hungry. Give me food I need to heal.

Sanji: why tf didn't u bring any of the 64 fucking porkchops I put in our chest

Zoro: bcuz I knew u'd bring it for me

Sanji:

Sanji: f-fuck you *drops porkchops in front of Zoro*

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ZoSan witch!Sanji and human!Zoro AU

Sugar Pears drabble 🍐✨

I've always loved the trope of a strong, immortal witch finding an abandoned human child by the side of the road and taking them in.

That human becomes the witch's protector and stays with the witch. The human continues to grow, but the witch remains immortal and unchanged.

Until they realized that the little human they found not too long ago... Was suddenly all grown up.

"Well, what do we have here," a gorgeous blond witch hummed as he flew down on his giant, wooden spoon. Despite the harsh rain, the drops failed to fall onto his body, an invisible barrier placed above his head.

He stopped to hover over what seemed to be a pile of mud, but when you looked closer, was actually a small child.

The male witch stared for a few moments, when suddenly, the small child's hand twitched.

"So it's alive..." the witch said amused.

Then, with a wave of his hand, the child was lifted from the growing puddle of mud, and placed to lie on his giant spoon's circular end.

"I'm taking you home with me."

The child, as it turned out, was a young, green-haired boy. Instead of thanking the witch, the first thing the boy did was bite the witch's hand.

"AGH FUCK--!"

Immediately, with a little magic, the rabid child was placed inside of a small, wooden cage.

"I won't let you eat me, witch!" Snarled the child.

"Relax, kid! I don't have a taste for eating seaweed, thank you very much," the witch grumbled and cradled his hand close to him. The bite was deep enough to make his hand bleed. "What's your name?"

"Im not telling a witch my name! You'll curse me!"

The blonde witch rolled his blue eyes and said, "Okay, right. Yeah. Well, my name's Sanji. I'm a gourmet witch."

"I knew it! You're gonna cook me up and eat me!" The boy screamed as he rattled the wooden bars of his cage.

"For fucks sake-- I'm not!" The blonde witch groaned and threw his hands up in the air. "I literally saved you!"

"Liar!"

It took a long time with lots of convincing, but after a year, the green-haired boy had settled in with the blonde witch.

"Zoro!" The witch called as he stirred a pot of shimmering liquid. "Get me those herbs over there!"

The little boy pitter patter to the witch with the herbs in his hands. "Stop ordering me around!" He complained.

"Little brat. The least you can do is earn your keep." The witch sighed and took the herbs from the boy's hands. Then, they were carefully placed in the boiling pot.

Zoro's eyes became drawn to the witch's hand stirring the large spoon. On his pale skin were teeth marks he made just a year before.

"Why don't you make that go away?" Zoro asked in a small voice.

"Hm?"

"The wound... On your hand... You're a gourmet witch. Aren't your hands important?" Zoro whispered.

"Awww, is our little marimo feeling guilty about biting me?" The blonde witch teased.

The boy sputtered out and turned red, but he didn't deny anything. Sanji then smiled.

"My hands are fine, Zoro," the witch chuckled and ruffled the boys green hair. "I can get rid of the scar if I want to, but why would I erase such a memory? Don't worry about it."

The witch turned back to his boiling pot to hum a tune as he stirred, but it was at that moment that the human boy made a resolve.

Right here before him was the most beautiful person in the world. The kindest. The bravest. This person was a witch, and Zoro was but a mere human who would be worth only a fraction of Sanji's life... But regardless, he would protect this man with all his body and soul.

Years later, a group of witch Hunters loitered in the woods.

"Get the fuck out," snarled a deep voice.

The witch Hunters turned behind them and saw a tanned man with green hair. Attached to his hip were three scabbards.

"You there," called a hunter, "We're looking for the witch's lair."

The man only let out a sarcastic laugh and drew one sword. "You ain't getting near the witch's lair."

"It can't be..." Whispered another hunter, staring wide-eyed at the sword-wielder. "Is this... The Mad Dog?"

"Mad Dog?"

"The Mad Dog! Green hair, three swords, and a scar running down his left eye... Then the witch dwelling in this forest is--"

The Mad Dog cut him off and growled, "--The Golden Gourmet, Sanji Black." He tilted his head to the side and placed a sword's hilt in his mouth with a dangerous glint in his eye. "I do more than just bite."

Screams spread through the forest, and that night Zoro returned to the cozy hut bathed in blood.

A beautiful witch with golden locks turned to him from his cauldron, and furrowed his enchanting, blue eyes.

A witch that has not aged a single year. A witch who looked at Zoro as the child he raised. Except, Zoro's feelings towards the witch were anything but that of a child and his guardian.

They were something more.

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END

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Zoro is romantic and chummy (headcanon)

Zoro headcanon what if he's actually a really romantic and chummy guy kind of like a tsundere LIKE LIKE hear me out Sanji talks about something he likes very causally not thinking about it could be like "My hairs getting longer I should get a hair tie.”

He forgets about it later on but then the next day Zoro is asking for his hand and Sanji is like ??? But does it anyways and then Zoro takes Sanji's hand, holding the back tenderly, before reaching for his back pockets to reveal three, simple, black hair ties.

Sanji blinks and goes, "This is..." 

 Zoro doesn't say anything, but there is a dark shade of red invading the tip of his ears. He then carefully placed the ties on Sanji's wrist. "You said u needed hairties so..."

And it's such a small thing. The really tiniest thing, but Sanji is melting. He remembered what I said? He actually took note of that and decided to get me hairties? 

 After that, Sanji grew out his hair.

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ZoSan SugarPears Drabble

Where Zoro proposes to Sanji and it goes like this:

They're eating dinner at a fancy restaurant (obvs one that Sanji chose) and suddenly, while Sanji was eating, Zoro took his hand and shoved a beautiful ring onto his wedding finger.

Zoro kneels and says, "You will marry me." 

 Sanji stares. "Don't you mean will you--" 

 "You WILL marry me." 

 "..." 

 "..." 

 "Alright, jesus. Get back up ur embarrassing me."

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Thinking about Sanji being an absolute whore who's so used to ppl sexualising him that when one day someone comes along and treats him with boundaries and respect the first thing he thinks is: 

 "Does this guy think I'm ugly? Does he not like me?" 

 No bby Zoro masturbates to u in the shower it's just that he has a big fat crush on u

And then Sanji feels iffed bcuz that's not how its usually like and he feels bad bcuz he sees sexualising as some form of validation (which it shouldn't be) and tries his best to like seduce Zoro 

 Which just ends up with Zoro finding the willpower of Buddha to respect Sanji. He thinks it would have the right outcome bcuz sum1 (Usopp) that when it comes to guys like Sanji u should treat them respectfully so u can "stand out"

But it actually just gives Sanji issues instead and everything feels like a rejection when it isn't

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ZoSan AU with Scaryboss!Zoro and Husband!Sanji

Sugar Pears drabble

ZoSan AU where Zoro is a scary boss and Sanji is husband who brings him food at lunch. 

 One day, Zoro was in an incredibly bad mood. The employees were tiptoeing around eggshells, and it's all bcus an intern submitted statistics with wrong numbers.

Sanji strutted into the building with a bag-filled with Zoro's lunch for the day, the guard and receptionist already familiar with him (also he had a special ID pass) and once he entered the main office grounds everyone turned to him with teary, relieved eyes.

He raises a brow at them. "What's going on?" 

"Sanji-san!" cried an employee, "Please stop him!" 

"He's gonna fire all of us at this rate!" 

"Save us!" 

Sanji sighed and adjusted the bag in his arm. Not again.

Before he entered his husband's office, there was a crying young man just out the door. 

 "What's wrong, little guy?" Sanji grinned and leaned down to his eye level. "Who are you?" he sniffled. 

"Don't go in there... you'll get book thrown at you."

Sanji rolled his eyes. "If that asshole throws a book at me I'll fucking kick him in the balls." 

 The intern gave him a horrified look. "W-what!? You can't talk about Boss like that!" 

 "Pfffft he's not boss to me." Sanji kicked down the door. "Hey, marimo!"

"Sir, please!" the intern cried, terrified for the stranger. 

 Sanji, stomped towards Zoro's desk slammed his hand on the wooden surface. "You made this little kid cry? What's going on, huh? You giving everyone a hard time again?"

The boss turned his chair abruptly, his green hair spiking about. "It's none of your business, curly! and why is he back in here? Kick him out!" At this point, the intern was shaking in his knees.

"I don't know what the fuck this kid did, but don't make it everyone's problem!" Sanji scolded as he took Zoro's face into his hands. "I was planning on spending time with u in the office instead of just dropping off your food, but it's all like this!"

And the intern watched, with pure amazement, as the scary boss' face flushed pink. His mouth went slack. "You can stay here..." Zoro mumbled, hands coming to hold Sanji's own. 

 "Are you gonna be a big baby?" Sanji raised a brow as he petted his marimo's hair.

"Don't call me a baby, shitty cook!" he complained, but somehow there didn't seem to be any malice in it. His actions were completely opposite to his words, his face leaning into the blonde man's touch and his body relaxing. It left the intern baffled.  

"Then stop acting like one, shitty boss!" Sanji scolded once more. Then he turned to the intern with a charming smile, hand caressing the boss' face. "Go on outside and take ur lunch break. U must be hungry, right?" The intern looked at his boss for permission.

However, instead of another scolding, Zoro only waved him away and buried his face into the blonde man's chest. The intern took this opportunity to run away no matter how confused he was. "Thank you!" he yelled, and scampered off.  

An employee approached the panting intern. "So how did it go?" 

 "A miracle just happened!" the intern exclaimed. "I just saw the boss' rage calm down like a fire to water!" 

 Everyone sighed and looked at each other with relieved faces. "As expected of Sanji-san!"  

"Who was that man?" the intern asked. 

 "Oh, right. You don't know!" said another, a bright smile on their face. "That's Sanji-san, our boss' husband!" 

 "Eh!?" 

 "He's the only one who can control that boss of ours!"  

In Zoro's private office, he spent the rest of lunch break eating lunch with his beloved husband. 

 END  

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Blind!Sanji AU

SugarPears drabble 🍐✨

Little Sanji who grew up without sight and has no idea what colours look like, but he yearns and dreams of All Blue.

Then, I imagined Luffy describing all the colours to him in his own little way. Luffy would say orange feels like fire,He'd say blue feels like the ocean. How yellow feels like the sun's rays

And Sanji would sit there and listen to him, feeling amazed at the descriptions, because no one has every described color to Sanji like luffy had.