#super 1 foods

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[caelanglang]

Post-Mission Celebration: Movie Night Afternoon (things that happen when you’re all working the night shift…)

if you squint you’ll see them breathing

[nikoisme]

Every family function i've been to goes exactly like:

oh my god i hate everything get me out of here -> oh yay food :) -> ??? -> the best fucking time of your life -> half of the guests are drunk and the other half are so tired that they reversed back to being energetic so the topics that are talked about are just about from another plane of existence -> half-dead. go home and sleep like the dead -> wake up utterly shaken as the music is still ringing in your ears and chest and you're still yelling when you talk. you cannot move your legs. "what the fuck was that" -> listen to the Tales Of Those Who Stayed Past 2am

[s2pdoktopus]

That meme thingy. It's @tamanone's idea.

[motherdanger]

Sawtober 2023 | Day 18: Glass

Oh shit, he went in the glass coffin! OH SHIT, THE GLASS COFFIN HAS BEEN FOR TWO PEOPLE ALL ALONG! ❤️

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[fjordfolk]

Sparty started her Christmas Crisis early this year, and hasn't kept food down for almost 48hrs.

She seemed good today - until 16:30 when the vet's office closed and she ejected four hour old boiled chicken under my workbench :)

[esteemed-excellency]

today's doodles, courtesy of @that-fella-snipsnop:

Snipsnop and Hiram drinking boba tea

one of the Deviless' bees eating a tapioca pearl

Hiram eating cheetos à la Oscar Isaac

[stealingyourbones]

Bones. Bones.

How have you NEVER HEARD of The X-Files before? Very popular 90s TV show. Very. Very. Very Popular. Next you'll tell me you haven't heard of Xena: Warrior Princess.

Yes Mulder/Sculley was a ship. it was Such a huge ship that the ship *coined the phrase shipping*.

that is all thank you for coming to my mini-talk, this has been a brief foray into Fandom History. o7

Simply said, I was born in the 2000s, I don’t think I’ve ever heard X files ever mentioned besides in passing.

When I replied saying I was offline as a kiddo I truly meant it, ya girl only had books, the outdoors, and art as things to do. I think X Files is some supernatural/alien type thing right? That’s why it’s “X Files” because it’s what would be in conspiracy theory type censored government documents???

With the “check back for bites” thing, like are the aliens like zombies?

And what it COINED THE PHRASE SHIPPING? That’s so rad I absolutely have to read the history of that, that’s so incredibly neat my dude holy hell

[mickules]

Rule #5 Don't eat the butter in the cafeteria

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Have you heard what they say? What you should do if you start to find an unpleasant aftertaste to the meals you eat in the main cafeteria? They say it's a sharp tang that crawls up your throat and coats your tongue. Check the ingredients, the common link will be butter. But it's no intolerance, or spoiled food. It's how he finds you.

They say like Calabar beans, it only effects the guilty. A way for him to pick out those with skeletons in their closets. but what it is for certain is an omen. A dark, greasy stain begins to spread slowly, reluctantly, seeping through your bedroom wall. Foul and glistening he emerges. Rivulets of some unspeakable substance rolls off his body, oozing down the wallpaper. Formless limbs slither beneath his melting frame, creeping toward you with a single minded purpose. He's a guilty conscience made manifest.

So promise him. Admit the wrongs you've wrought, swear you'll do better and promise with everything you have you'll try to set things right. They say that's your only hope.

The morning after feels like a fever dream. It's easy to to rationalise, some botulism based hallucination perhaps. But did you know? no matter how foul,

you can't get food poisoning from rancid butter.

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[gazelessmenagerie]

"I'm leaving for the weekend, so I hid a card with $100 credit in your room for food. Clean your room, and you will find it." (🥦)

" Only a $100? It's like you WANT me to STARVE. "

[bunnihearted]

😠

[detentiontrack]

Today at work I was changing a trash bag at the coffee station and I THOUGHT I saw a man approach out of the corner of my eye so I said hi and asked if I could help him (all while looking down) and we had a good back and forth conversation for a few minutes before my coworker came in and was like “who are you talking to?” And then I looked up and saw that there wasn’t a man there, and there never was a man there, and I was hallucinating

[roylustang]

The rodents have been terrorizing me again for the last 4 nights. I regret to say I am no longer being nice about it.

[betapopish]

saw this ace attorney character meme going around so i thought i’d do my take on it! tried my best to spoil the important stuff lol

if you want to see an uncensored version, it’s under the cut!

[thedisablednaturalist]

Went to the nearest whole foods to look for my new favorite ice cream (planet oat blueberry crumble) since they've been out of stock at my current grocery store and everything there is so freaking expensive how the hell are there people who normally shop there for their regular groceries??