#super flex

[zell86]

DESTROY HIM

[whitenight-dreams]

Life lessons - credit #superflex

[moonchild-in-blue]

🍊 Oh, what was that? Sorry, I couldn't hear over my

ORANGE POUCH

that I made with my own two hands 🍊

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[slaps bag] this bad boy can fit SO much fruit!!!

Look at how neat that seam is! The rows! Wow!

[papanorth]

Motherfuckers got me again

[oxygen-stealer]

Some of you may appreciate this Gabriel helmet I made a bit ago

Sorry I'm too lazy to get better pictures of it rn

[shima-draws]

Just got back from seeing Sonic 3 and HOOOOOOLY SHIT y’all. Oh my fucking god. OH my god. Ohhhh my g o d

[bberetd]

something I’d find funny is Mario being able to do all these cool maneuvers and trick shots with his go-karts and electric motorcycles but cannot FOR THE LIFE OF HIM ride a bicycle.

[l00k4tm4m45c415]

Erika Andersch

[pandy-peaches]

I originally just wanted to show off my zesty marks i acquired during some feral lesbian sex, but then I started flexing.. so enjoy 😚

[zell86]

Ya'll remember these?

(Neurodivergent people are only aloud to comment.)https://www.reddit.com/r/evilautism/comments/12twreq/og_evil_autism_the_unthinkables/

[sir-illmatic]

[swan2swan]

This line is one of my Absolute Favorites from this show, because it really digs right into the new world that the kids are in:

They're not kids anymore.

There's a furious man threatening harm to Bumpy and her friends, and Sammy puts herself square in the middle of the argument, turns on the charm and promises that she'll make it up to him...and when he doesn't acquiesce, she immediately turns Stern. She bluntly tells him to go home. As an adult talking to another adult.

She has her own property. Her own life. Her own world. She has authority now. The days where they're kids hiding from robots or businessmen or sneaking away from big game hunters and mercenaries are over. Sammy has land, she has responsibilities, and she's not backing down from them. Sammy Gutierrez is an adult woman, and she's going to act like one.

[meowrimo]

nothing like wrapping up big beefy men in pretty pink ribbon just to watch them break out of it

[l00k4tm4m45c415]

Erika Andersch

[dialalagirl]

S and M boys’ reactions to this scenario:

They’re at an amusement park — possibly on a school trip, like one to Princess Land. As usual in most CD Dramas, the boys are arguing again, this time over who has the best aim.

Tired of the constant bickering — and determined to prove that her boyfriend is clearly the best vampire of all time — the s/o leans in close to him. Her lips brush against his ear as she whispers, low and teasing:

"Hey… if you hit the target, I’ll let you hit me tonight."

shu- *slowly takes aim, barely interested, then hits the target anyway* hn... guess you owe me *smirks with that casual, dangerous look he’s known for* reiji- *adjusts his glasses with a quiet scoff* such base provocations… *fires without hesitation, hits the center* but if you insist on playing, I’ll indulge you *leans in, voice low* you’ll regret tempting me so carelessly ayato- *grins, cocky as ever* heh. you think Ore-sama needs motivation? *flicks his wrist, bullseye* too easy *leans close, lips brushing your ear* you’ll be the one begging, not offering laito- *grinning devilishly, eyes gleaming* oh? tempting offer… you’re playing with fire, bitch-chan~” *aims carefully, a wink* I never miss~ kanato- *his expression twists, lips trembling as he hugs Teddy tight* that’s a very strange thing to say… are you trying to make me angry…? or are you just stupid? *suddenly lifts the gun and fires without blinking—bullseye; he giggles, soft and chilling* you said I could ‘hit’ you if I win, right? then don’t cry when it hurts. I like it when you scream subaru- *growls, cheeks flushed* you think i need some stupid bet to focus? *hits the target with brutal precision* …If you’re serious, you better brace yourself. I don’t hold back ruki- *calm, composed, voice low with quiet authority* tsk… such insolence *raises the gun—bullseye* very well. you’ve made your offer *leans in close* and I intend to collect… thoroughly kou- *he smirks, eyes gleaming* m-neko-chan, saying stuff like that out loud? So naughty~ *fires—bullseye, no hesitation* ufufu… now you’ve got me excited *leans in, voice low and sweet* hope you weren’t just teasing. I don’t like being left unsatisfied~ yuma- *laughs roughly, rolling his shoulders* heh… you think that’s enough to get my blood pumpin’? *fires—bullseye* you’re in for it tonight, sow. hope you can take what you asked for azusa- *blinks slowly, tilting his head with a dreamy smile* …mm…if I win… will you… let me hurt you… a little? *his hand trembles slightly as he lifts the gun, but his gaze sharpens at the last second—the shot lands perfectly* …I did it… now… you have to keep your word… right?

[off-the-rails-raccoon]

Favorite michael the piglin headcanons?

- cupid

YEAH!! I have a few specifically about Michael himself, and a few about others about him, i guess?? He's my favorite child to brainstorm.

Michael is autistic and non-verbal, so one of the first things cBeeduo had cTommy do after the Prison Incident was teaching the entire Underscore Beloved family sign language.

Michael views Shroud as a silly big dog and not the arachnid apex predator he is, much to the horror of cRanboo and delight of cTommy. (<- this specifically only applies where shroud is a normal minecraft spider)

When cPhil had first heard about cRanboo adopting Michael he gifted the little family all the books on babies and kids he owned, which ended up being a whopping fifty-seven large books that took multiple trips to get fully to the mansion.

despite having over eighty chew toys, Michael's favorite is cTommy. Just as a whole. Hands? covered in bite marks. Hair? covered in slobber. Clothes? covered in colorful stains from who knows what.

Because of how involved in raising baby cFundy cTommy was, cBeeduo heavily relied on him through out most of Michael's baby days. When they first learned of how unexpectedly good with babies cTommy was, cTubbo and cRanboo were sure he was just some sort of baby whisperer until cTommy broke the news that he simply had experience.

Michael is very interested in space, stars, planets, and everything cosmology related, and dreams of being a astronaut when he grows up. (totallyyyy not a reference to l'moonburg, whaahhahattt???)