#pshhh totally not

[off-the-rails-raccoon]

Favorite michael the piglin headcanons?

- cupid

YEAH!! I have a few specifically about Michael himself, and a few about others about him, i guess?? He's my favorite child to brainstorm.

Michael is autistic and non-verbal, so one of the first things cBeeduo had cTommy do after the Prison Incident was teaching the entire Underscore Beloved family sign language.

Michael views Shroud as a silly big dog and not the arachnid apex predator he is, much to the horror of cRanboo and delight of cTommy. (<- this specifically only applies where shroud is a normal minecraft spider)

When cPhil had first heard about cRanboo adopting Michael he gifted the little family all the books on babies and kids he owned, which ended up being a whopping fifty-seven large books that took multiple trips to get fully to the mansion.

despite having over eighty chew toys, Michael's favorite is cTommy. Just as a whole. Hands? covered in bite marks. Hair? covered in slobber. Clothes? covered in colorful stains from who knows what.

Because of how involved in raising baby cFundy cTommy was, cBeeduo heavily relied on him through out most of Michael's baby days. When they first learned of how unexpectedly good with babies cTommy was, cTubbo and cRanboo were sure he was just some sort of baby whisperer until cTommy broke the news that he simply had experience.

Michael is very interested in space, stars, planets, and everything cosmology related, and dreams of being a astronaut when he grows up. (totallyyyy not a reference to l'moonburg, whaahhahattt???)

[professor-scribbls]

Save me regulus black REGULUS BLACK SAVE ME (click for better quality)

[chuchu-haras]

I FINISHED DEAD PLATE (it was so good I'm gonna explode RAHHHHHH)

favorite parts include (in no particular order):

☆ finally getting to the dinner party scene (I got stuck on the first ending like 5 times I was gonna rip my hair out fr-)

☆THE SOUNDTRACK IS GREAT!!! listening to it rn I can still picture moments from the game help-

☆ spam clicking on Vincent's shitty ass bathtub until rody gained some self awareness (seriously though who has steps in a bathtub-)

☆ *cough cough* all the dialogue during the chase scene *cough cough*

☆ rody wriggling away like a wormy lil bitch (GOD HE'S PATHETIC I LOVE HIM)

☆ whatever vincent had going on (I'm gonna read all the analysis posts I can find I NEED THIS MAN INJECTED INTO MY VEINS RAHHH!!!!!)

☆ MANON APPEARANCE!?!? so devastating and yet so scrumptious OUGH my heart-

anyways this game is delicious (unlike vincents cooking) and y'all should play it for reals >:3c

[jonmattdaily]

Your teej pics keep me (in)sane

glad to know we’re both totally normal about him

[mcl-mia]

//zeus week day 6 - offering

to offer one's body and soul - is that not the highest form of loyalty?

[official-susie-deltarune]

them :]

[l0v3sickl0s3r]

why did this come on my feed the morning after watching bullet train?

[raredrop]

i like to believe everyone who follows me in the same state are a lot closer than they probably actually are

like yeah i could totally run into them at any time (provided i actually left the apartment)

[sastielsfandom]

I was supposed to take a quick nap. I didn't. I slept for much longer lol.

[beacedocrime]

Yep. @esuterunokitsune C is absolutely right you are both and we love you for it

the types of mutuals:

-just a dude

-secretively a god

-secretively a god but bad at hiding it

-chaos incarnate

-vague gremlin

-the wholesome bean

-the precious bean

-yearn incarnate

-info dump fren

-cursed bitch ass motherfucker

-*incomprehensible chanting*

-mumble

-fandom hive

[consumeroflemoans]

Hc that Airplane would sometimes respond to Cucumber's angry comments with "thanks babe <3" (or other variations) and Cucumber never responds when there's the pet name attached, bc he views it as demeaning to answer to it.

However, the passive rpf cumplane fandom goes wild because Cucumber almost always responds, and they interpret that as him being flustered.

Cucumber sees it and tries to brush it off, but damn it- he keeps getting notifications about it. The next day, he ends his response with "Hope this helps, babe" expecting airplane to get uncomfortable and back out.

However, Airplane quickly responds, "Aww, thanks honey! I'll keep it in mind later tn <333" which causes huge speculation that they're doing something later tonight instead of Airplane just writing more in general (and ngl, he's not really keeping it in mind. He's just doing whatever's easiest)

So Shen Yuan keeps being totallyyyyy straight and flirting with Airplane, bc it's not gay if he's doing it so Airplane stops!! Pshhh it doesn't mean anything to him later down the line (ngl, id love the interpretation of a qpr abt this. But it can also totally be Them Fighting Platonically (Sexually))

JADE YOUR MIND IS MASSIVE

I’m taking this post and hanging it on my wall

Thanks for your thoughts babe <3333 (platonic)(totally)(shut the fuck up this is for the bit)

[scarletwinterxx]

cheeks are red like cherries in the spring - choi seungcheol imagine

hellllooooo yes back to back post😅 one thought, why is diet pepsi so cheol coded ??????? cherry???? cross gold chain???!?!?!?! LIKE OKAY MS ADDISON RAE THANK U FOR THE NEW CHEOL ANTHEM

and with that song in mind, here's a cheol scenario HAHA hope you like it!

if anyone want to be mutuals on X, i'm using the same un there����

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"Cheol, I swear to god get the fuck out of my shirt"

"Your shirt? This is my shirt"

The audacity of this man to argue back, you thought. Who knew a big buff man like Choi Seungcheol would be like a clingy koala, the answer would be you and only you. You're the only one who gets him like this.

Your fiancé knew exactly which buttons to push and when to push them. Like right now, you told him you were catching up on some work you missed while the two of you went on a quick weekend trip but ofcourse he would find a way to be involved somehow.

So here he is, half of his body inside your(his) shirt while you sit on his lap.

You're close to getting your work done but Cheol's being difficult, littering kisses and a few playful bites here and there on your chest.

"Cheolie, please give me five minutes to finish this then I'm all yours. If you don't stop, I'm sleeping in the guest bedroom"

You feel him move out of your shirt, now he's fully facing you. One brow raised and a sulky pout already placed on his lips "You're mean"

"5 minutes or no cuddles tonight"

He scowls before helping you off his lap so he can get off the seat. "I'm setting a timer, done or not I'm coming in here" And you believe him. He's petty like you, maybe because you're both Leos.

He kisses you on the cheek before walking away, closing the door behind him.

You finish the last three emails you had to send before doing a final run through. You look at the clock to see you're cutting it close. Testing to see if Cheol will really come in the room, you wait instead of going out to the living room.

When the clock turns, you hear the door swing open. Everything happening all too fast, Seungcheol already throwing you over his shoulder before you can protest. He walks to the other room where he throws you (gently) on the bed, hands on his hips as he watch you laugh

"You're so petty" you laugh

"And you're so pretty, you know just how to drive me mad huh" he tells you, climbing over the bed until he's on top of you. He slots himself between your legs, tangling them around his hips as he rests his body on you but not fully putting all of body weight on you

"You better not have left hickies on my neck again" you poke him on the cheek

"And if I did? It's not like somebody will come and check" he retorts, then leans down to start kissing your neck again as if to prove a point.

"Cheol, seriously. I can never wear low cut now" your words differ from your actions, tilting your head to the side to give him more room. He smirks against your skin, kissing the same spot over and over again.

He pauses to look at you, eyes looking back at him with so much love and lust it goes straight through him. "You know you have a few moles like from your neck down here" he trails his finger from your neck down the valley of your chest, leaving goosebumps on it's trail.

"Do I?"

"Mhm, and you know what they say about moles? They say that's where you were kissed the most in your past life"

You smile, already seeing where this conversation is going. "Jealous?" you tease him

"Pshhh me? Yes. Actually sometimes it pisses me off thinking someone loved you this much, someone who isn't me"

"But what if it was you?"

"Then good. It should be me. I can't even fathom any other guy loving you more than I do" he tells you, ever so sure and confident of his commitment to you.

"You're cute when you're jealous"

"I'm gonna kiss you here too, over and over again so when we're reborn you get all these moles again I'll be sure it would be because of me"

You stare up at your man, imagining a universe where you're not with him is simply impossible. Pulling him down to crash his lips against yours, he reciprocates the kiss with just as much passion. Like you're the air he's breathing.

When you pull away he speaks again, "I really hope it's me in every universe"

You smile at his words, giving him a more gentle kiss this time. The two of you share a smile and few more kisses before you tell him,

"Love me like this and I'll make sure of it"

[all-the-hyper-fixations]

the dumbest temptations that Crowley has ever performed:

tempting a cat to walk over to him when the little 'pssh pshhh kittyyyy' noises weren't working (It was a black cat so it was totally evil and demonic guys trust)

spent 30 seconds panic-adjusting the meat he was offering to Aziraphale in the Job flashback so that it would taste just right

"IT NEEDS MORE SALT WAIT NO THAT'S TOO SALTY NEVERMIND WHERE'S THE SEASONING WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DON'T HAVE SEASONING HERE I THOUGHT GOD CARED??"

his sunglasses made everything too dark for him to see the little stars in Aziraphale's eyes so every time he gets a new pair he makes sure they're just dark enough to hide his eyes and block out bright lights but not dark enough that he can't see his angel's beautiful pupils <3

snakes.

whenever a snake species starts becoming endangered he tempts governments into giving funding for wildlife conservation (occasionally if they're still endangered he grabs a snake or two to raise and reintroduce himself) (It's EVIL because they're POISONOUS and eat...well, mostly mice but don't tell Hell that)

tempting the guy in charge of the playlists at his favourite bar to play angsty songs on repeat when he's brooding >:(

[mynameisev24]

I love this so much!

regulus black who was exploited by his parents as a kid and turned into teen pop sensation who later managed to get himself emancipated and disappeared from the public eye. when he emerges years later, transitioned and finally living for himself, his favorite thing to do is to gaslight anyone who finds a single resemblance between him and the elusive popstar who disappeared almost a decade ago.

[lucifyrfallen]

CW: mild blood & mild nudity

i tried some new styles !!! and i like em'!!!!

yayyy!!! i finished, finallyyy

this is for @cemeteryguy's delicious, delectable, scrumptious kobylu fanfic The Bizarre Diet of Marine Captain Koby about koby eating a mysterious devil fruit that turns him into a zombie!! its sooo cute TT

+BONUS!!! and lowkey chapter 5 spoiler [tw: kinda disturbing?]

i used to draw this type of art a lot so it was really nice to come back, although i only had ms paint and mlp speedpaints to keep me company soo??

i tried my best to make it more stiff and figuring out how to do some abstract lookin' blood, its totally not bc I forgot to draw the wounds and it was already too late,!!! whattttt?!! pshhh,,,,,that's crazyyyy

[nobodysavemysoulitsperfectlyfine]

I'm NOT saying that Octavian would possibly be the type to age regress out of trauma, I actually don't care for the idea at all. Yeah, totally don't share that really cool concept with me or whatever. Don't even think to mention good fics or other posts like it. Why would you even? Tsh. Bah humbug. Pshhh. Psspspspsps. Mahbe