#supplex

[weepingwidar]

Mattia Guarnera-MacCarthy (British, 1999) - Never Look Back (2021)

[mikaila-orchard]

Seeing people bitch about Lady wearing power armor in the DMC anime instead of her old fetish outfit (which it was, don't lie) is exhausting. Bucko, if you don't think women in armor are hot, that's a you problem and you need to go to confession about it. You are weak and Sparda would be ashamed.

"But she looks like a coooooop!"

$20 says her reasons for joining this anti demon squad is due to her baggage with demons and she undergoes a character arc about how human establishments can be just as evil as any demon army and defects to help Dante.

She's getting the arc Caitlyn Kirraman shoulda got.

Also, for those of you who are crying 'censorship' and 'western agenda', I hope when Lady does show some skin in this show, she has leg hair and a happy trail. That way you weaklings will vomit yourselves to death and us sapphics get to have her all to ourselves.

Fucking weebs

[jaxdoesntcare]

*covers Jax's eyes from behind* Guess who! >:3

"ACK- Ugh, Let me guess- the pizza guy??

[fullmetal-scar-simping]

Getting blocked by a literal who because you didn't choose their blorbo in a goofy "Who would win in a 1 on 1 fight" poll, and then getting vagued via an ask to another random blogger and finding that in the fma tag is already hilarious enough. But then seeing the other blogger accuse you of being a misogynist for that same poll is a prime example of the fma fandom experience lmfao

[oneknightstand-if]

@zackielove replied to your post “Stop me if this has been asked before, but it...”:

*looks at Adrian casually picking up a brick shithouse MC and Lorelei soloing a hellhound with a mop*

​Meanwhile, Broderick and Gwen are fleeing in horror in the opposite direction. Gwen is probably falling and twisting her ankle like the heroine first victim in a horror movie.

[carlyraejepsans]

tragic! L-void made a cool high-effort dub of your post with animated sprites that completely missed the punchline

[melonthesprigatito]

I've been playing Legends Arceus recently and as I was battling trainers in the Dojo for level grinding, I noticed something very funny about Zisu's standard team

50% of her team is made up of Pokémon that the people are scared shitless of for superstitious reasons. I mean, read Murkrow/Honchkrow and Hisuian Zoroark's Pokédex entries

Zisu, the CAPTAIN OF THE VILLAGE'S SECURITY CORPS is walking around with the embodiments of death and misfortune.

Imagine being some poor superstitious Arceus fearing villager living in a world where everything wants to kill you, and finding out that the head of the people that you're relying on for protection is willingly bringing spawns of Satan into your neighborhood.

Second of all, wouldn't Commander "My village got destroyed by Pokémon and everybody died" Kamado have a problem with this????? How has Zisu not been demoted or charged with witchcraft or something?

[whatudottu]

OP I hope you know your banger headcanons have got me to start wondering if there’s memes on the extranet about stuff like “introducing your Galvan friend to your Tetramand friend vs introducing your Cerebrocrustacean friend to your Appoplexian friend”

Anon I also hope you know that my first thought after I saw this ask had kinda ‘Introducing our bass player to things he’s never seen before’ vibes I guess especially for the galvan friend, who in the world of Whatudottu (and all the influences I have) headcanons is the stereotypically socially isolated intelligent species between them and cerebrocrustaceans lmao-

…hmm I wonder if I should add the names of Ben 10 aliens into my dictionary :P

Hehe, I’ll admit that while I have headcanons on the fly for galvans and cerebrocrustaceans to guess at how they’ll react interacting with a friend’s friend (ccs being more obvious and welcoming in the friend group, potentially galvans having jealousy issues or even just fascination someone can have more than one friend and ones with such differences), but I have no idea how tetramands and appoplexians would react lmao, at least not beyond your appoplexian friend being confounded by how nice your cerebrocrustacean friend is (potentially versus any bias they might’ve learnt) met with a mutual confusion when your cerebrocrustacean friend sees you and your appoplexian friend verbally and or physically roughhousing :P

[zoneofsmites]

I think we're cracking the case lads. we're cooking here.

[crysdrawsthings]

I have seen the "Elgar'nan is hopelessly down bad for Rook for his Elgar'nan reasons" and yeah, could be fun, especially from a comedic angle, but the mere thought of the Wig Lad being into someone like Lakrima (in my heart she IS in the Veilguard doing Tabris things in the background, do not question it) makes me wheeze and howl

Especially because it would be perfectly dumbly onesided

[ask-theoverseer-max]

Are survivors allowed to fight killers if they know how? I feel the people of Resident evil would lose to the legion.

"In trials the answer is No. The Entity's power runs off fear, bloodlust and false hope so allowing a resistance would be counter productive. So it's my job to "Oversee" this and prevent any survivor based retaliation during trials. I mean I'm not there just to look pretty come on."

"Outside of trials however, I don't care. The Killer's have mostly free rein to run around everywhere, except the survivor campfire, and kill as they see fit. Survivors too can explore as they want, so long as they know the risks. I mean sure, no way Chris would lose to someone like Frank without Entity's help, but seeking revenge when you're in a game stacked against you, isn't always the best option. Sure you can put a killer in the dirt post trial with real combat experience you have, but come trial time and suddenly you've got a bloodthirsty killer targeting you and you can't fight back like before? Eh suddenly the trials gets less "fair".."

[doomed-jester]

In a perfect world I would be much larger, superhumanly strong and completely invulnerable. This would allow me to live my dream of playing with very dangerous animals on my own terms.

[thebibliomancer]

I should have suspected that the Mastermind is a luchadore

[chaoticgouda]

NERD

DORK!!!!!!

[mishkakagehishka]

And i'm watching re4make stuff a bit and i just wanna say i am very happy they kept leon's stupid ass moveset. I just think seeing him supplexing and roundhouse kicking the "zombies" of this game is really important to me. For legacy's sake.

[supacutiepie]

ALSO! PREPARTUM PYSCHOSIS!! Did you know that? That you can get pre-partum depression? It's just as nasty as post partum, but you're still heavy as a brick in the bottom of the ocean while depressed and hormonal out the sockets.

y’all romanticize pregnancy too much we need more fics about postpartum psychosis. And abortion as well