#support digestion

[health-products-mns3]

Magnesium Breakthrough

support digestion and promote a more restful sleep.

From Restless Nights to Relaxing Days: My Experience with Magnesium Breakthrough

For years, I battled a constant foe – insomnia. Restless nights plagued me, leaving me feeling tired and sluggish throughout the day. I tried various sleep aids and relaxation techniques, but nothing seemed to provide lasting relief. Additionally, I often experienced muscle cramps and tension, further impacting my well-being. Then, I discovered Magnesium Breakthrough, and it's been a game-changer for my sleep, stress levels, and overall sense of calm.

Natural Support for Sleep and Relaxation

What drew me to Magnesium Breakthrough was its focus on a natural solution. Magnesium is a mineral known for its potential to promote relaxation and support healthy sleep patterns. Magnesium Breakthrough boasts a unique blend of highly absorbable magnesium forms, including magnesium glycinate and magnesium citrate. This emphasis on natural ingredients resonated with me, as I wanted to address my sleep issues without relying on harsh chemicals.

Deeper, More Restful Sleep

Since incorporating Magnesium Breakthrough into my routine, I've noticed a significant improvement in my sleep quality. Falling asleep feels easier, and I experience fewer nighttime disturbances. Most importantly, my sleep feels deeper and more restorative. I wake up feeling more refreshed and energized, ready to tackle the day without the grogginess that used to plague me.

Reduced Stress and Improved Muscle Relaxation

Beyond promoting sleep, Magnesium Breakthrough has also positively impacted my stress levels and muscle tension. The calming properties of magnesium seem to help me manage daily stress more effectively. Additionally, I've experienced a noticeable reduction in muscle cramps and tension, particularly after exercise. This has significantly improved my overall sense of well-being and physical comfort.

Improved Focus and Concentration

While the primary benefits of Magnesium Breakthrough have been on my sleep and relaxation, I've also noticed an unexpected improvement in focus and concentration. Magnesium plays a role in nerve function, and some studies suggest it may contribute to cognitive function. I find myself able to concentrate more easily and stay focused on tasks for longer periods without feeling mentally fatigued.

Convenient Dosage and Easy to Swallow Capsules

Magnesium Breakthrough comes in convenient, easy-to-swallow capsules. The recommended dosage is just one or two capsules per day, making it simple to incorporate into my routine. I typically take them before bed to maximize the sleep benefits, but they can also be taken earlier in the day.

A Natural Path to Better Sleep and Well-being

Overall, Magnesium Breakthrough has been a revelation for me. It's a natural solution that has effectively addressed my sleep issues, reduced stress and muscle tension, and even improved my focus. I feel calmer, more relaxed, and more energized throughout the day. If you're struggling with sleep problems, stress, or muscle tension, I highly recommend giving Magnesium Breakthrough a try.

Disclaimer:

It's important to note that I'm not a medical professional. Before starting any new supplement, it's crucial to consult with your doctor to ensure it's right for you, especially if you have any underlying health conditions or take medications.

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

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What did he do to me?

[the-muppet-joker]

I had a dream last night that I was going to meet Kermit, my lover. But something was wrong. His eyes were the eyes of a human. I knew him in that moment to be the antichrist.

A strange light glowed from behind him, but the shadow he cast was hardly a muppet. Rather, it was a horse. Four horses, and the colors of the shadows were all wrong. One was white, one red, one black, and one had a pale glow. The black shadow stretched towards me and I fell into it.

I felt a sickening hunger and unbearable thirst tear through my body. I doubled over in pain, and a figure approached me in the dark, handing me........ wine? No. This was not wine. The cold of the can bit into my hand. It was hungry. I looked up at the being, who I thought had come to help save me from this hell. No. The Entity WAS this hell. It was hunger. It was famine. It had teeth running up and down its many limbed form and too many eyes which flicked their gaze about wildly in search of someone to give its blood. Its blood, its nectar, its New Kind of Soda. It will not satiate, it will starve.

I knew all this perfectly, and yet like a desparate animal, I drank. The sweet nectar blessed my tongue and cursed my insides. It shot through my body, corroding my organs. I defecated where I sat. I felt inhuman. And yet I continued to drink the Entity's poison. I was not myself anymore. I was only hunger and thirst. This was not Supporting My Digestive Health. This was madness.

Who knows what this dream could mean. I need an Olipop to calm down.

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

need to speak on two bit for a moment. bear with me here. two bit who prides himself on bein quick cause he knows he ain't smart. who knows everyone sees him as the comic relief so he ain't allowed to be more complex than that. who ain't even got the breaks soda does. cause at least sodas just trapped between his brothers. is still allowed to be angry n get into fights n still just be. soda. two who is meant to keep laughin in the face of it all. who ain't never supposed to take anythin serious. nothin to heart. two who isn't good at school n can't hold down a job n his dad ran out on him n his ma's always disappointed in him. who turns n turns. who digs himself deeper n deeper to prove to himself he's worth somethin. who drinks himself drunk n hopes. quietly. someone'll care enough to stop him. but when they ask he's always ready with a lie. whose quick with a joke. or a dartin hand to snatch somethin off a shelf. or a lie. cause he don't think he's worth more than that.

[snakebites-and-ink]

Lately I've been thinking about dragons as not just apex predators, but also basically ecosystem stewards.

I mean, think about it: dragons are a) huge and b) intelligent. And they're meat-eaters, at least omnivores but likely carnivores (I mean look at those teeth). Think of the sheer amount of meat it would take to sustain a creature of that size, especially if it's doing energy-intensive things like flying. Especially given that in most stories dragons' natural lifespans are incredibly long, they cannot afford to depend on a single type of prey whose population they could extinguish through their hunting. And they're smart enough to realize this, and to learn how their local ecosystem functions.

So maybe they cycle through different kinds of prey based on what would best keep the balance of the ecosystem they depend on for food. If the deer population gets to big for its britches, the dragon eats venison. If the wolf population gets to big for the game to support, the dragon hunts wolves. If something smaller, like rabbits, becomes the dominant population, it might not be worth it for a dragon to hunt down individual rabbits the traditional way (a full chase for a single bite?), but they are intelligent enough they could get around this using traps and snares, a method that uses much less energy for each catch.

If dragons are omnivores, this could be taken a step further and they could also switch to eating vegetation when needed.

Of course, ecosystems naturally balance themselves out when one population gets too big, because there won't be enough food to support it. But actively maintaining it like this means that a) it will be more stable and there won't be a cycle of crashes and b) the dragon will get to eat in the meantime.

This would also explain why dragons would have beef with humans in many stories, often going to the point of taking off with livestock or people. From the dragon's perspective, these humans are messing up their carefully maintained ecosystem and food source: hunting in their territory, logging their forest, turning their grasslands into farms, bringing in foreign species. The dragon's just working on balancing it out. Though of course from the humans' perspective, they're being attacked.

[muppetjokernumberfivefan]

No nightmares last night, thank you Olipop. You don't just support my digestive health. You're a whole new kind on soda...

[muppetjokercrushing]

Why so serious? The only thing to be serious about is Olipop, a New Kind of Soda that Supports Digestive Help.

@the-muppet-joker made especially for you, to get you through these ever so trying times, my lordship.

[bughead-in-the-comics]

From Dry Run, Archie’s Girls Betty and Veronica #257 (1977).

[valeriefauxnom]

The Only Tierlist that Matters(tm)

'Best in Element' this, 'Best character that'...

Here's the only thing that you need to know about Dragalia and its lore: who's the best at Alberian Chess.

A fair portion of this is both evidenced and guesswork. Evidenced guesswork? I'll just walk through my analysis for anyone going ??.

In short, I think Leonidas is the best chess player shown. Leif outright states him to be a 'particularly cunning opponent' in comparison to Chelle and Phares, whom he both considers very skilled. Leonidas is the only one to have beaten Leif.

So if 1st and 2nd are locked, I'd say it's a more blurry picture between Phares and Chelle. Chelle I put lower just for the fact she explicitly finds Alberian chess a bit 'too restrictive' in rules and thus might not be quite as studious or caring of its games, and with Phares seemingly capable of getting Leonidas heated while appearing calm himself in "A Royal Tea Party", I think he might be better by at least a little bit. We know the current Chelle vs. Leif meta is a Leif win (though starting to tax/surprise him), but alas, we've no Phares-Chelle or Phares-Leif matchup to settle the big dog league for good.

A tier brings in Regina, who is only A just because I don't have any evidence to suggest how she might stack up against our formidable S-tiers. She's also native in a different variety of Alberian Chess, which further complicates how she could adapt against the southern rules most other players use here. In her own league, who knows? She could be S.

Discount Deku-looking-creature- er, Eugene, is shown to be a very skilled player, and yet his record is 0-2 vs. Leif, Leif not feeling incredibly threatened both times, and so A he goes.

Valyx here is mostly from a lack of evidence, as we never really see him play chess to my knowledge, but Leif at least will endorse him to be a skilled player. For Leif, no.2, that counts for something, and so into A he goes. We would need more sibling match-ups to see how he stacks up against his elders.

Ilia is similarly fuzzy in exact placement but we do know that Leonidas does not feel threatened by her, implying at least some tangible gulf in talent that I think bumps her down at least one tier. That being said, he also compliments her as skilled in reading his intent in chess, which, since Leo is no.1, having good reads on him is likely a very strong point to succeeding in Alberian chess. Besides, if it's 'Alberian' chess to begin with, she very well might have only recently learned the game, as Alberia as a state only started to exist 700 years after her time. That she's this good already is impressive!

Aurien provides some distinguishment between himself and Eugene by losing against him. He's still high up because Euden is very surprised he lost, and had made it in the chess tournament far. He seems to be pretty keen on the strategic understanding of the game, as well.

Falling all the way to D, we've Pinon, who understands some of the principles of strategy, etc, but still is inclined to making big mistakes for players like Regina to exploit. Even when she tries to bring back and challenge Regina with the southern rules she's learned from her travels there, Regina can still beat her comfortably.

Euden just wanted to be in 'E' tier because of his name No, it's mostly because he only just started learning at Gala Leif time in canon. And Euden... doesn't exactly seem to have a natural gift, as, per him when learning:

Or, more eloquently,

In short, he's not quite 'moving pieces at random' F tier for a complete novice, but we just have no evidence he's grown since. He's simply too busy fighting a war and having identity crises and stopping the Halidom from being blown up for the 3rd time today to have much time to practice, either. That being said, since Leif was the one to first start instructing him, he might very well have an edge when it comes to getting better over time!

[muppetjokernonbinaryfan]

Oh man, who’d have thought dumping half a warehouse of olipop into a bay and exploding the other half of the warehouse would lead to the water being lit in a multicolored flame for a minute and a half?! Shit was awesome, @descimatedcroakernightmares @olipopsoda @muppetjokernumberfivefan i hope you all enjoyed the show }>;)

@olipopsoda I’d say nothing personal, but the crater once known as your warehouse really speaks otherwise

[astro-b-o-y-d]

I wish I had the ability to properly sit down and write out a clear and understandable analysis on Ace Markey's character and how they managed to take the whole 'I'm just some angry, aggressive guy who feels the need to throw punches at everything' and make him so interesting and heartbreaking and far more than just that trope alone. But words are hard, and also if I think too strongly about him, I'm going to start crying.

[sarasometimes]

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[thenewscenemomuppetjokerfan]

~ ✨ You are not you when you're hungry ✨ ~

~ ✨ You are not you when you're hungry ✨ ~

~ ✨ You are not you when you're hungry ✨ ~

[the-muppet-joker]

I once drank three of these in one go and was not able to use the John for over ten days. Perhaps in moderation, Four could resolve their liquid bowel movement issue with an Olipop's Grape Soda, a New Kind of Soda that Supports Digestive Health.

[pandadude55]

saw a post saying tony stark is to the mcu what snape is to harry potter

and i 100% agree - just thought i'd extend it a little

tony stark is to the mcu what snape is to harry potter what dean winchester is to supernatural

[olipopsoda]

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