#suprise inside

[booksncraftssapphic]

This was the last crochet project I finished. I also made a smaller one a year ago.

They're cute now, but they also have a surprise...

I love them so much!

You can get the pattern for the smaller one at clubcrochet.com. I modified that pattern to make the bigger one.

[suckdickforcoin]

Co-hosts and mephone!!!!

[willowser]

no bc that dragon-king baku snip has me THINKING THONKSSSSSSJJSJSS that was so perfect and cute and omfg just imagining this massive man sighing in relief when we presses his face into your neck because he finally gets to FEEL how warm you are and is just cherishing being able to hold you finally and then he’s pulling back to look into your eyes and he thinks you’re the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen and AHHHHHHHWHJZSJS dragon king baku is UNDERRATED

aw aw !! changing into his lil man form, with significantly less scales is a little — colder ??? so when he gets to press against your skin and can feel how hot your blood is and it's so ajrjwirhqm he's comfy. and he's probably never really registered your touch !! just felt the pressure of your hands, maybe, but has never felt them like this !!! all new experiences for him 🥺 i also think he has a nasty lil habit of wanting to nip at your cheeks !! just bites !! 🥺 and seeing you as a man and not this huge dragon is — different 🥺 so much closer to your size, with hands that can fit in yours — and he thinks that you are just the prettiest little gem he's ever had 🥺

[growling]

making canon!yomi a system i don't even care. put more fucked up dudes inside of him

[imustbombtoss]

ur stuff is neat, I'll draw sumthin for you soon. Keep an 👁 out :3

oooo mysterious ,:)

[bureauen]

google how to be normal about women

[ecto-stone]

I thought of something Funny that Danny and Genuinly anyone that are logical thinker  Alway haven’t you watch incredible Cape are a bad idea. Only for Vlad Flaming White and Red cape draft over someone else shoulder to be an extremely comforting image for Vlad charater years to come in his Hero career.

[roseytoesy]

this is a transcription of an amazing audio @novorehere shared with us on the Voreville server. The creator of the audio is unknown though. I plan to use some of these lines in a story for my two best friends soon.

hm? Hey, there little one. Awwww you look so tired. Rough Day? Ya, ya me too. It's okay now though, we can relax together. aw, I missed you, I missed you so much.

come up, come on climb up here. let-lemme just, lemme just pick you up for a little bit. lemme just get a better look at cha.

*some quiet laughter*

oh, w-wh-whats funny? oh, hah. it's just that it-it kinda...tickles when you walk on my palm like that. its... it's kinda cute actually. you're jus- you're just so small, and so precious an-and you trust me enough to let me hold you like this. I-just-it means so much to me. just hold this little life in my hands and to keep you safe and sound.

awwwww.

*light little kissing sounds X 4* ajksdfjasdhfhashf had to take a break afte this my heart was busrting and we havent even reached the vore...

awww I get to-get to hug you but I-I-I suppose this-this is the best I can do.

*loud heartbeat* this is in the background for the rest of the audio

It's ok, It's ok I gotcha... I gotcha.

Can you- can you feel my heartbeat from there? Mmmm. ya, there you go. just snuggle up there.

*starts to hum Dream a little Dream of me* this is a cute song, 0.75-speed works best here cause it matches the slow humming of the audio.

h-heya... I think I know somewhere- somewhere better you can rest. somewhere safe and soft and warm. oh shhh shhh shhh. You'll-you'll see. you'll see, y-y-you trust me, right?

mhm, it's ok. it's ok. you'll be safe and sound. s' nowhere safer. Don't be-don't be scared. no place safer.

*swallowing sound and stomach growling*

haaaahhh~ you-y-y-your ok down there right? ya, you got down there ok?

that's good. is it all right down there? all soft and spongy I bet. you can probably hear my heartbeat all around you down there, can't you? don't worry, don't worry, you're safe. ?? can't hurt chu in there.

heh, I-I can feel you, I can feel you... moving around down in there. you're right... r-right here. right here actually. hmmm can you feel that? heh those are my fingers from the outside. I can feel you right there. just leaning against the wall right there.

do-don't worry about ...churning a little bit like that. th-that's ok. my-my tummy just thinks you're a little snack. y-you'll be ok though. you'll be ok, I promise.

Aw, i-is that a yawn I hear? awww, th-that's ok. it's ok I know you're tired. you can sleep. y-you can sleep. I-I'll- I'll be right here. I'll be right here, right around you. I'll be here when you wake up.

sweet dreams little one. Sleep well.

*one last little kissing sound*

*audio of the heartbeat and stomach churning around us fades and the audio ends.*

[gangles-toybox]

YALL...

Ok I'm not disgusted but I'm..flabbergasted.

So..yesterday I was searching through TikTok and saw a post joking abt somebody liking 2 guys from Inside Job(I think they being fr but video was comedic ykyk)

Of course, first thought is Brett and Ron. Nope. Ok..maybe Rand and JR? I could get it in a way I guess. Nope! Ok.... ....Andre? Nope!

It was um..well the first is Alpha Beta. Which..personally confuses me but I guess after s2 e7 I think(one with Alpha Beta rizzing up Tomiko) I can kind of see it.

But then the um..the second one is what really..really suprised me. Um..it was Myc. Which, I'm sorry, I don't understand. Again, I'm not trying to judge, I crushed on Boardy the fucking smartboard for a week straight I am in no place to judge. I'm just..I just wanna know what it is about him yk? Design? Personality? Some other 3rd thing? Idk I'm just very curious

[marimayscarlett]

I know it's early, but I have a present for you. 👀

Ohhhh this is very generous 🤍 Thank you so much, let me open it real quick 👀

[dare-g]

Went on a trip to see what's left of the San José de Tumacacori church it was pretty !

[little-shiny-sharpies]

Watched the dnd movie at last today and ironically I’m inspired to do a human AU for all 3 of us and it goes somethin like: Kalec is an accountant who works from home and owns his own business ever since his old boss for the place died and his son got caught up in a lawsuit and Kalec somehow ended up winning the place so he’s doing good, Wrathy plays every system there is to his advantage, and utilizes his large group of online colleagues who’s alias is The Blacktalons to influence the stock market exactly like how they did it with GameStop, he’s also pretty fluent with code and has been permanently banned from every casino in California due to tampering the machines. As for me? Heh. I’m a tradeswoman/repair lady who is always available for whenever 2 cute boys need a new shelf installed or someone to fix their front door because it swung open and broke or fix the cabinet that one of them tried to fix with the repair box under the sink but the screwdriver didn’t work and then the other one tried and they got frustrated and punched the plywood door clean through and it turned out they were using a Philips on a flathead and then maybe I offer to fix their leaky windows for a can of peaches

[lipstickontheglass1985]

guys were sooo back i even made a todo list for this weekend n im quite confident its doable :33

[this-doesnt-endd]

I say it all the time and i will continue to say it for as long as I see fit but i cant believe that the hoard of dr i saw all ruled out seizures as like consequences of my concussion after 1 person said that. To such a point that i got roughly 10 mris done in a span of a little over a month countless other tests and had to live with the thought that i had fucking parkinsons for like two weeks after I unknowingly took tests for that cause they were at the point of exhausting all ends they thought i had parkinsons after I freshly turned 20. All cause the emergency room couldnt have been bothered with me cause "its probably just a concussion come back if you pass out" and figured "a scan probably isnt nessecary" and now im like a different person

[grakkul]

THATS HOW SEASON 2 OF INSIDE JOB ENDS?!!!

[eatabledogy]

kenny 👍

Wait bestie do you even watch South Park? 🤨

Well either way I'll send a Kenny your way, thank you for the suggestion!! <3