#surprise. I feel so alive

[niko-jpeg]

Have you ever wanted an evil cartoon hedgehog god to accidentally strand himself in your dimension, leaving you to help him back home? Have you ever wondered what a “Mephiles the Dork” would look like? Do you like silly plotless fics? Well then I have the story for you! Returning to my roots with 2nd person and everything. Enjoy <33

(Ideas borrowed from @rabbitsonthemoon tee hee)

[booasaur]

Vigil - 2x06

[averlym]

fairest of the fair

[priceofreedom]

funny how everyone seemed to adore Zack until he started having more screentime...

[fabbyf1]

It Ain't My Fault (That I'm Out Here Gettin' Loose)

“You’d look much better in navy,” Max said, wiggling his eyebrows. 

And... huh. 

It wasn’t the first time Max had made that joke, but something about it now was different. Maybe it was because he was coming down from his orgasm, or because they were in Austria, or... perhaps it was because he just really loved Max. 

But he found himself saying, “Okay.”

OR: The one where a blowjob turns into a life-altering decision. It was always going to happen in Austria.

Part VI of The Warming Verse.

Charles Leclerc/Max Verstappen | 7.2k | Read on AO3

moodboard 📸 created by the beautiful @simplysimplylovely

[chemblrish]

Ngl I feel wrecked today. Getting a low score on that pchem exam decked me more than expected and my mental health hit rock bottom today (good news I guess? It can't get any worse now). I've cried a lot - so much I feel ill - and it seems to me like I really can't do this anymore, but it's just a feeling. Because the truth is, I have to do it anyway. I have to get myself together because I have to study because I have to pass my finals because I have to get this goddamn degree, even if it means becoming world's most mediocre chemist.

This doesn't make the whole thing less painful. I still feel like I'm a disappointment to everybody who believes in me. But I know I can't keep sulking forever. I feel like garbage but I gotta keep going - it's what I always do.

[llegando-a-ti]

𝔱𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔪𝔢 for 𝖔𝖓𝖊 last ride ⫘⫘⫘

࿇ ˚₊‧⁺⋆♱ ɪᴍ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ pɐǝɥ

[arcademyth]

something doesn't feel quite right

[shadowkat2000]

Fall out boy’s modern “We didn’t start the fire” is the best thing I’ve heard all month. So many people have tried to update the song and they did perfectly, hitting all the high notes of 1989-2023. Perfect remake no notes

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

Anyway prohibitedwish dark medieval mystery drama au. The story is interjected every so often by prismo and scarab arguing over what should happen next

[theclearblue]

Just read JJK 260...Huh???

[sushiburritonoms]

My ability to choose fandoms right when they're about to die continues. ;_;

Jokes aside, I saw this coming from a mile away. Anyone who's listened to this MF talk knows he'd been planning his retirement for the last year. And I do like Santi, Amy, Tom and Lee (and Ash?) so I'm content with his announcement. Honestly, just as Matt said I fully expect to see more of the old guard retiring soon (my money is on Safiya or Sean/Jacksepticeye next).

I hope the next few weeks are full of awesome batshit insane theories, a real celebration of this ridiculous man. Thank GOD Matt's going out with style and grace instead of a corporate mandated movie (*sigh* Mandalorian. Escape the Night. What are we gonna do with you).

All my love to the Theorist community right now. You guys will be ok, take it from someone who is APPARENTLY GRANDPARENT AGED WTF MATTHEW PATRICK old as dirt.

[isaut]

what do you think about all the Chrollo x reader stories that are always yandere. I personally feel like it’s too ooc for him. I agree he’s very dark and I guess you could say ‘evil’ to an extent, but I can’t understand why he’d treat his s/o like how ‘yanderes’ do. Wouldn’t he treat his s/o like family like he does the troupe? Idgi 🥲

I just wanna read smthin where he’s not literally being a r*pist

lmao i think no matter what universe you put chrollo in hes yandere. i also think no matter what universe you put him in chrollo isn’t a rapist.

yandere basically means that someone is sick with love— and will do anything to have their love fulfilled. i always think about yukako yamagashi from jjba. girl will do anything to get with koichi.

and i think that because of chrollo’s belief in fate (that he must both bend to the will of and write his own) makes him the perfect yandere. he thinks that he can make you fall in love with him no matter what he does.

but you’re right, in he isn’t a yandere that’s going to kidnap you and lock you up. instead, he’s going to spend days months years courting you until you’re in so deep he can throw the key into the ocean. he loves the thrill of the chase. his eye is on the prize but he can wait it out. watching you slowly fall into his trap, watching you willing fall into his trap provides him with all the satisfaction in the world. (think of a spider weaving a web around the most beautiful butterfly he’s ever seen with no thoughts other than: pretty. want for myself.)

he wants true love. he wants to believe in love in first sight. he also believes in nudging true love to happen. giving it a helpful little push. an object in motion stays in motion, after all.

[hassianlovebot]

just finished the little boy blue quest and now i'm wondering if one of the reasons hassian stays in bahari bay is because going "home" would remind him that taylin is gone. obviously he does like the bay, i'm not denying that, but i wonder if being out there while she went missing somehow helps him feel closer to her. like there's a part of him that's still hoping for another letter from her about how she's coming home now.

we know he likes to look at the stars for the same reason. i wouldn't be surprised if being in sifuu's house is just too much of a reminder that taylin isn't there anymore.

[orcelito]

Thinking about using the journal I got for writing my dad's eulogy for trying to process my grief with it. The letter from me I found in his lockbox is still in that front sleeve, along with one of the memorial folders they had at the funeral.

I think I don't want to write it all on here. I think I've talked about my emotions too much as of late.

[juni-ravenhall]

ppl drawing comics being like ohh my story is so serious and psychological and about humanity and being alive and my characters are unique with their own unique problems (doesnt draw any fat people. draws 1 fat person and they are a cringe creep. draws 1 fat person and theyre a joke. only draws a few old people fat who arent important to the story nor meant to be cool or attractive. all the unique psychological philosophical characters are skinny and pale skinned. the most important ones are blond and blue eyed)