#surrounded by incompetents

[houseswife]

listen I honestly think wilson really enjoyed that little arc where he was cooking every single one of house’s meals. I know he’s house’s main source of food anyway but usually just via ‘stolen’/bought lunch at work. I’m talking about when they lived together in season 2 and his ass made macadamia nut pancakes for breakfast on a WEEKDAY. and pot roast for dinner. so much effort and for what…because house was gobbling that shit up…? yes he complained about it every time but he also had an extra fork on hand when house came home to stuffed peppers. it feeds into his need to be needed complex. the intimate dependency of someone relying on you for sustenance. also why they used food as the metaphor for why house was craving his presence. this is what I mean when I say that wilson deserved a housewife era. house went stir crazy within like 12 seconds of doing all their chores because he requires Stimulation™️ but I’m completely convinced that it would act as enrichment for wilson. if I told him to go make me a sandwich he’d roll his eyes and then passive aggressively make a delicious one. actually that literally happened in son of a coma guy. case closed

[canisalbus]

translated by GT

Today I learned that the Pope has the right to appoint secret cardinals, and even the cardinals themselves may not realize that they now have a new position. Popes have the right to make the name public at any time, but if the Pope dies before the Cardinal's name is made public, the individual ceases to be a Cardinal.

Yes, Catholicism is weird.

But more importantly, there is only one person in the world who can prove that I am not a cardinal.

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[robin-5-technically]

im gonna cry i drank S L U G S N O T

Shame.

Really.

If only someone had told you not to. A vigilante perhaps.

[leomonae]

Ok but can I just say how great a job Larian did on the facial expressions? I've got my fucking... mute protagonist with resting bitch face over here who constantly looks about five seconds off shanking everyone who even vaguely annoys her, and still had absolutely zero difficulty reading her massive outrage when she woke to find Astarion leaning over her, about to have a lil nibble.

[welcometogrouchland]

I think that Donna Troy and Garth/Tempest should have their kids restored to main continuity (maybe at the age they were last seen pre-52 bc I know they??? Died?????) both bc it'd be nice for those two to get closure/second chances at parenthood but ALSO

Because I think it'd be funny if Dick Grayson. "chronic over achiever used to being labeled the defacto Most Adult of all his teen associates" was in his late 20s surrounded by friends who are all (mostly) either married or separated with kids (some of whom are teenagers due to time shenanigans) meanwhile he's got like. A dog

[i-will-ascend]

Mr. Singh, we need to talk. I...have some unexpected news... It is very urgent.

-A.K.

Sigh... What is it THIS time? Shouldn't you be keeping an eye on...you-know-who? But fine. Tell me what made you decide to go against my direct orders.

[smilesrobotlover]

The series of unfortunate events is so hard to sit through but it is a genuinely good story

[ariel-s-awesome]

Part of why Peepers takes so much on himself instead of delegating it is because nobody else can do it the right way (as in, specifically what he imagined in his head.)

Wander has the same issue but he's getting better at letting go.

[crehador]

brother crab's winter 2024 parting thoughts: ragna crimson

i kinda... fuck with it? i guess? like ultimately i wouldn't call it outstanding but it was a fun ride the whole way through, sometimes it was nonsense but even then in a fun way. dragons + princesses + magic + guns + nanotechnology + secret base on the moon + another ayu character who is gnc as fuck, nothing i could complain about there

like it's not High Art but it's also not trying to be, the premise was pretty interesting though at times it feels like the series sort of lost sight of that, and the fights + character designs were mostly all pretty sick to me

i actually love the silverware princess and her whole thing of thinking ragna is a total hunk but seeing him as a LITERAL SWORD WITH ARMS AND LEGS, but by the ending i was so ??? because like WHAT ABOUT LEO LMAO

it just feels a little funky i guess that ragna's whole motivation was to protect leo, at the start, and in the final episode there's like. literally zero mention of her lol. maybe i missed something along the way, idk, i may have spaced out at some points

tl;dr it was fun but for sure fun in a brain off sort of way (which isn't a bad thing, sometimes my brain does need to be off)

[disgruntledseagull]

aloy is hr lady coded

[emi1y]

"don't worry about doing X" very confusing phrase because i was not worried about it in the first place but thanks i guess I'll try to make sure i'm not worried while im doing it.. WELL APPARENTLY WHAT IT ACTUALLY MEANT WAS JUST DON'T DO IT AT ALL⁉️

[marlocandeea]

doctors will be giving antidepressants like theyre candies and im seething with rage abt it

[sarahwatchesthings]

I feel bad guys would be a lot more successful if they worked on their management techniques.

[voice-of-illogical-sense]

John Cleese is calmly explaining why he is 100% done.

[cubedmango]

You’re just like me… like the more people to join us in arms pretending as though this cursed show doesn’t exist like there are so many things I hate about it I feel like the birth place of all things hatred

afjjfjsjskf literally same ?? painful thing is that it could Very easily be good (like the cinematography and casting besides Him is already nice imo) but then they keep fucking with the story for their own dumbass actor promoting+ adding unnecessary spice reasons (+theyll probably do the typical gmm writing tropes which. Eugh) and its just . like i understand and encourage adaptations doing smth different but they could literally rename the show and call it their original story and nothing would change for me bc it doesnt feel like cm at all akdkjfjfj forget the og drama im not even getting any manga vibes from it rn its That far off

[bottomlessabyssposts]

STOP SAYING NATHALIE IS A GOOD PARENT TO ADRIEN. SHE ISN'T !!! She enabled Gabriel's abuse, and is a direct accomplice. I fail to see how she'd EVER be a good role model to Adrien.