#suru1990

[candiedfright]

the Random Ship I Have in my head is mushizai don’t ask me why it’s so silly

wake up babe new dazai x person who can't fucking stand him just dropped

[dailynakaharachuuya]

chuuya can YOU draw?? The real question here

He really tried his best.

[askchuuyanakahara]

YES! WATCH PONYO WITH DAZAI!!!

@suru1990

Chuuya: "You can go turn the TV on. I need to feed Yoshiko and then I'll grab snacks."

Chuuya: "It just doesn't make any sense. I mean, it's clearly not an ability."

Dazai: "It looks like it's strong enough to even overpower my own ability! How terrifying~."

Chuuya: "Why are you just laughing about it?!"

Dazai: "Let's just hope they play nice~!"

Dazai: "Now let's watch the movie! I've wanted to watch this for a while!"

Chuuya: "A-ah.. well.. alright."

[doskun-my-love]

ur art tastes like those creme brulee thingies but strawberry flavor

HOL UP YOU MEAN THIS

that is literally the most important thing anyone's ever told me ahhhhhh

[guacamoleroll]

how do you feel about masc reader?

I'm not personally a writer of masc-readers, simply because I don't think I could do masc-readers proper justice. I try to make some of my content gender-neutral and more inclusive to everyone, but I don't believe I'm at a stage in my writing where I could properly write for a masc-reader specifically.

[rashoumon-homo]

BSD Men - Would they be good at giving head?

BSD x Gender Neutral Reader, NSFW

Includes: Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo, Chuuya, Sigma, Nikolai, Atsushi, Fyodor, and Akutagawa

Author’s Note: Just a quick lil headcanons post to fill the void of content while I work on Bottom Dazai Week! A little low-effort compared to what I usually post, hope that’s alright :)

NSFW CONTENT AHEAD - READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

(Ranked roughly from best to worst)

Dazai

Holy FUCK bro, YES.

He’s good at it and he knows it

He moans into it like he’s the one getting off

He’ll have you coming on his tongue in less than 2 minutes

And he swallows too- gladly! He insists you taste amazing

Knows his anatomy too - all the spots to lick and suck to get your toes curling

Kunikida

Way more skilled than expected

This man literally sat down and studied before even his first attempt

Knows your anatomy better than a doctor atp

You had to remind him to relax at first because even though he was doing everything right, he was as mechanical as a robot

As he got more comfortable with it, you both had more fun

Prefers other types of sex but will gladly give you head if you ask

Ranpo

Absolutely - if he feels like it

You know how he is, picky with taste and texture of things he puts in his mouth and whatnot

But if he’s into it, he’s hella skilled

Definitely won’t swallow, but he’ll give you head for longggg periods of time, making you cum over and over

He’s just having fun with the tactile experience and with seeing you come undone under his touch. Boosts his ego a little lol

Chuuya

Oh yeah for sure

He gives head to tease though, not to get you to finish

Always looking up at you from under his lashes because he knows it gets you flustered

For some reason gives better head when he’s drunk

But he usually stops before you can cum because for him, oral is ideally just foreplay

Points docked for that :(

Sigma

Yes and no

He’s more inexperienced, so the first few times are a little clumsy

But he’s determined to learn how to please you

With practice and guidance from you, he’ll come to be really good at it! You just have to get through the awkward phase first

Nikolai

Duh

Y’all already know he’s a freak

He’s got plenty of skill and enthusiasm but he gets bored quickly

If it’s taking too long to get you to cum, he will flat out give up

He’s always coming up with new ways to do it as well (don’t ask what that means) so hopefully you’re willing to put up with his weird-ass, occasionally morally concerning ideas

Atsushi

Not perfect initially but eager to learn

Inexperienced and over enthusiastic (too much teeth 😬)

Wants so badly to please you

Probably needs some guidance at first

Fyodor

Good luck convincing him…

He sees giving head as a sign of submission so he’ll likely flat out refuse for a very very long time

If you can sway him, he’s about average in skill

Not much experience, since he hates doing it, but he picks up the skill quickly

Surprisingly gentle and cautious with his mouth (whether for your sake or his is unclear)

Do not cum in his mouth. He will pointedly spit it out because he’s grossed out and will likely sulk about it after

Akutagawa

This guy does not enjoy giving head and it shows

He’ll do it on rare occasions but his discomfort is palpable and kind of makes it not fun

If you finish in his mouth, he’s spitting that shit out. No offense to you personally, he just finds the idea of swallowing gross in general

Stick to other types of sex I beg of you

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[haruu-luv]

new tag game because I say so 1: last song you listened to / currently listening to 2: 2 of your top kins then RB with a song you think would match the preb RB's vibes ill go first :>>

1: i haunt your dreams - hey nothing 2:

(ranpo edogawa - bsd and ena shinonome - pjsk)

@mcchaoticgrimreaper @thenextexec @offsetthedeath @forrestyx @xxcandlelightxx @c0riiander @disqualifiedasahuman @teddymochi @rheeeeeeeesiees @utterlybrainwrecked @sugarthegecku @vi-chan07 @suru1990 @33tomatoes and anyone else who wants too!! /nf

[dead-body-in-the-basement]

It's something silly, don't ask what

For @suru1990 finally :']

[whatifwekissedatneocity]

i don’t like you like that..

dazai osamu x transmasc reader.

about: dazai shouldn’t be thinking of his transmasc colleague this way..

notes: mention of top surgery, dazai is in denial

kiel notes: prompt by @suru1990 ‘s ask ! im sorry if it’s a lil short but for my tmascers out there plz enjoy ^_^

dazai shouldn't be thinking about you more than he should be. you’re just a colleague—a transmasc colleague—who's recuperating at home after your top surgery. maybe he’s sad that the person he talks to all the time isn’t in the office. or maybe he’s bored, with no one to distract him from his chaotic mind. until you showed up to work, breaching your medical certificate.

“shouldn’t you be at home?” dazai plopped down beside you and laid his head on your shoulders. a shiver ran down your spine once his brown locks touched the skin under your chin. he’s careful not to put too much pressure on you after your surgery.

“i just missed work. the president only allowed me to roam the office and print out reports.” you yawned and leaned your head on his head. you missed the smell of his soft hair—the smell of cheap supermarket strawberry shampoo and conditioner. the two weeks you were locked at home were nothing but boring. having nothing but ample rest, yes, but you missed the crime scene and the mundane scent of lavender air freshener at the agency. what’s better than to cut your official medical rest short and be back at the office? president fukuzawa grimly and reluctantly let you resume work on one condition (maybe more than one)—investigating a crime scene is prohibited.

“and i missed you.” dazai mumbled, poking at your thigh with his index finger. there was something very childlike about him right now that made you want to squish him. you restrained yourself, but the urge to tease him slipped.

“what, do you like me or something?” you giggled at his pout. he’s quick to sit up straight and look away, denying your accusations in a flustered manner.

“i don’t like you like that, who said i was into you?” he felt his cheeks grow hot with shame. “i have no such taste in.. men..?” the sentence was quick to disappear when the word “men” came out as a whisper, a question to himself. what are you to him?

dazai walked away without sparing a glance, with a hand on his forehead, and you caught a glimpse of his furrowed brows. it’s good for dazai to do some logical thinking sometimes because harbouring feelings for you is the last thing on his mind.

main menu ☆

[askthedoa]

Father please do something about Suru, he keeps biting people and he refuses to listen to me. He seems to be on a mission to bite every Dazai in the multiverse or something-

....

@suru1990 great job, you have my full permission to continue.

[sugartherat]

FRICK YO DAD ANON

Don't you even think about it.

@suru1990 @haruu-luv @vi-chan07, it appears we have a troublemaker.

Shall we?

[yearningfortheend]

I'm genuinely concerned for @suru1990 AND @suru1990 's friends.

Yeah.

[chuuya-nakaharapm]

@suru1990 (ooc I accidentally deleted your ask)

Thats a cute dog.

[askchuuyanakahara]

uhm... chuuya... where's your coat right now? ...wait yoSHIKO-

Chuuya: "Although.. it has gotten a lot colder than before.."

Dazai: "Don't worry~. I wasn't planning on it."

Chuuya: "Let's get to my floor."

Dazai: "I mean.. usually I'd get yelled at for being even 20 metres away from Chuuya. But now I'm getting invited to Chuuya's apartment?"

Dazai: "Even with a 'truth serum' or whatever."

Chuuya: "We're here. Come on."

@suru1990

[doskun-my-love]

:3

:3 :3 :3 :3 :3

[draconia777]

Hello, my dull acquaintances.

This is a Tatsuhiko Shibusawa (Bsd RP) Server Blog.

There is no specific timeline.

Author of this blog is @suru1990

Basic DNI criteria, Shibusawa goes by he/they, creator goes by he/him. :)

This mod is not strictly platonic, feel free to ask it whatever you like :D