#swiss balls

[raindrop-21]

Swissalps and Aethtom where Swiss is teaching Phant how to dom a bigger ghoul

[aspidities]

These three have no idea that they will soon no longer be the bastard children of unwed parents but they had a great fuckin week anyway

[meteor3069]

Rain likes to stress bake. One day, things get to be too overwhelming for them and they have cravings, so they make buckeye balls.

After going through the grueling process of rolling the balls— and getting peanut butter and rice krispies everywhere— they finally sigh in relief when they get the peanut butter balls into the fridge. They’re perfect. Swiss comes by and steals one, loves it, and steals another, pissing them off just a little.

After that encounter, they started on the chocolate coating. This time, Dew comes by and steals a finger of the coating, then a peanut butter ball. They’re about to explode on the next person to steal a ball; this batch is supposed to yield 5 dozen little balls.

Finally, when they’re done, they can sigh in relief. They freeze half of the batch, and hold the rest in the fridge. Most little snack balls like these are perfect thawed, but even better frozen.

The thawed ones are gone in minutes, everyone splitting the batch, but Swiss and Dew are a bit less eager to share. Rain threatens anyone who steals a frozen ball will never wake up the next morning, with a smile of course.

[tewwor-moving]

tender interaction call ( accepting while i cry ) — @miidnighters

So he's gone overboard. Maybe. Well, yeah — he definitely did. But that's what happens when he's stuck in a lull with jobs. Crime rates have plummeted and stayed down. The next eclipse isn't until months away... So he allows himself to lean into old hobbies. The ones he genuinely enjoys and feels fruitful in all endeavors.

Which leads him here. Almost encumbered by the number of pastry boxes balanced in both arms. "I, uh.." A box at the top shifts slightly and he quickly adjusts his weight to keep it from falling. "Made some extras and thought maybe.." The apples of his cheeks feel tight with an uncertain shade of bashfulness. He clears his throat and tries again. "These are for, um, you. They're all different— went crazy with the egg custard and bought too many red beans so most of them have that in them."

[earthry]

put all the ghouls in bumper cars and see who comes out on top.

[toffoliravioli]

me defending timo with my life even tho he played probably the worst game of his life:

[4dorks-1windmage-1shadow]

Im begging people to put their reasoning in the tags/replies its for science

[no2da]

i don't want to mend socks anymore. why do so many of my socks need mending

like perhaps just stop wearing out please

[abba-enthusiast]

I was on my phone while watching the olympics and didn’t pay attention, and when i went back to watching the tv, they had for some godforsaken reason got on a dutch commentator and for a good minute i thought i was having a stroke lmao

[ghoultrifle]

What if multi ghouls like Swiss had both sets of genitals

hmm i like your thinking anon. everyone always hcs rain as the holder of pussy and (tentacle) dick but it would make so much sense for swiss to have both!!

multi-everything swiss thoughts below the cut

i'm thinking swiss was afab but as he grew, so did his clit... until he had a fully formed cock (no this isn't me projecting my dream tdick what). i don't know where the balls come from my brain didn't get that far, let's just say they appear one day or maybe he has no balls

he definitely fucks himself with it i'm sorry i don't make the rules

he thought it was normal for so long until he hooked up with (transmasc) mountain and tried to convince the taller ghoul to go to the infirmary for his shriveled dick. mountain on the other hand had a bit too much fun playing with swiss' incredibly sensitive cock, finding out exactly what makes it kick and what gets him so wet. it's praise, lots of praise (and the messiest blowjob of his life with mountain's fingers curling just right inside him)

word quickly spreads and swiss is in high demand after that, did someone say raindrop double penetration?

(i'd like to make clear that this isn't intended to be analogous to intersex people, but rather a horny hell demons build-your-own genitals idea. intersex people are absolutely not defined by their genitalia nor should they be sexualised for it)

[timetrek24]

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[aspidities]

You have entered the fairy ring 🍄

[curiosity-killed]

In good news, the cold medicine seems to have finally kicked in so I’m no longer falling asleep at my laptop. In bad news, the antihistamine-induced cleaning urge has also kicked in so I’m no longer falling asleep at my laptop in part because I have rearranged 75% of the furniture in my apartment

[supreme-burrito]

Listen Ace Attorney you didn’t have to go all out and make him pretty

But by all means

[transmalewife]

nothing beats packing your bag for a day out when you're 8 years old. You take your animal-shaped backpack and you put in only the absolute necessities. You know, a bouncy ball for entertainment, a colorful handkerchief for camouflage, a little creature of some sort for company... scented markers and a little notebook to record your travels. the utilitarian mantra of phone wallet keys could never compare. where's the whimsy? the being prepared for every eventuality? the unrestrained joi de vivre?