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Everyday Means Everyday
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MXTX novels (SVSSS, MDZS, and TGCF) as incorrect quotes! This could either be from one of the novels or crossovers
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 19 days ago
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Luo Binghe: Ooh you want me so bad
Shen Qingqiu: I don’t know where you got that information from
Luo Binghe: The voices in my head telling me
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 3 months ago
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Shen Qingqiu: Oh boy I sure do love being a straight male
Shang Qinghua: $20
Liu Mingyan: $22
The System: $23.50
Shen Qingqiu: why are you bidding on me
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 3 months ago
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Mei Nianqing: *trying to get five seconds of sleep*
Xie Lian, Feng Xin, Mu Qing, and Qi Rong, poking Mei Nianqing’s arm: State Preceptor. State Preceptor. State Preceptor.
Mei Nianqing: WHAT?
Xie Lian, Feng Xin, Mu Qing, and Qi Rong: …We’re out of Capri Suns—
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 3 months ago
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Hua Cheng: Bitch.
He Xuan: Blocked.
Hua Cheng: Wait unblock me I need to tell you something.
He Xuan: Unblocked.
Hua Cheng: Bitch.
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 3 months ago
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Mu Qing: meow
Feng Xin: meow
Mu Qing: grown ass man
Feng Xin: BITCH???
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 3 months ago
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Shen Qingqiu: dude
Shang Qinghua: waddup bro
Shen Qingqiu: you’d marry me if I asked right
Shang Qinghua: I’d marry the shit out of you man
Shen Qingqiu: cool
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 8 months ago
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Pei Ming: Would you slap General Nan Yang-
Mu Qing: Yes.
Pei Ming: I didn't even finish!
Mu Qing: Fine, continue.
Pei Ming: Would you slap General Na Yang for 100 gold bars?
Mu Qing: I would do it for free.
Feng Xin: Rude...
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 1 year ago
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Pei Ming: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.
Feng Xin: His name was Jared he's 19.
Lang Qianqiu: When his parents built a very strange machine.
Xie Lian: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.
Quan Yizhen, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena!
Mu Qing: Horrible job everyone.
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 1 year ago
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Thanks for the boops! 😊
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 1 year ago
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Quan Yizhen: Why doesn’t Shixiong find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Lang Qianqiu: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Quan Yizhen: *bites lip*
Lang Qianqiu: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 1 year ago
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He Xuan, passing their phone to Shi Qingxuan: I'm passing the phone to someone, who if I had to choose between hanging out with them, and having my organs removed one by one, I’d choose the organs.
Shi Qingxuan, passing the phone back to He Xuan: I'm passing the phone to my best friend!
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 1 year ago
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Jiang Cheng: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
Nie Huaisang: What? No, I—
Wei Wuxian: *enters room*
Jiang Cheng: *jaw clenches*
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Shang Qinghua: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my tasks?
Shen Qingqiu: Do it or you're straight.
Shang Qinghua: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Sorry for not posting any incorrect quotes for a while, but I have been incredibly busy and my mind is filled with TGCF at the moment (how we feeling tgcf fans)
If I do come back, I will admit that majority of the quotes I post might be just TGCF, so apologies for that
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Shen Qingqiu: God, if only someone loved me…
Liu Qingge: *standing behind him with roses*
Luo Binghe: *holding box of chocolates*
Zhuzhi-Lang: *has balloons and a card*
Shang Qinghua: *facepalms* This is sad.
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Hua Cheng: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.
He Xuan: *glares at Yin Yu*
Yin Yu: Well, sorry I have morals!
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Lan Wangji: I’m a goth girl on the inside. On the outside? A father figure
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