Thinking about that joke when Person A is like, "That's my ex-boyfriend." and Person B is all *big sigh, muttering about how they need to stop saying that* "Hi. I'm their husband." (Obv, tweak to whichever gender best applies.)
Just for fun: Who would do that in your favourite ships? Who's Person A and who's Person B? Reblog and put it in the tags!
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what doesn't kill you (doesn't kill you)
Van ought to know better than to take her ex-girlfriend to the movies, but Bend It Like Beckham's just come out, and maybe--just maybe--they can be normal about this.
(She doubts it.)
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The thing about Van Palmer, if you listen to her mother, is: she just doesn’t know when to say when. When to quit on somebody. When to walk the fuck away.
Van doesn’t make a habit of listening to Vicky Palmer’s sermons on most subjects, and certainly not on Van herself, but in this one case—just this one time—she thinks her mom might actually have a point. Van doesn’t know when to walk. When to fold. When to look a thing in the eye and understand it’s too dead to blink back.
That’s what she’s doing here. What she’s really doing here. Not allowing a dead thing to rot properly.
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The fact that I don't selfship with present mic is kind of a huge surprise unbeknownst to me considering he fits all the specific criteria for one
- Emotionally Married to his Best Friend
- Physically married to his job
- Least Normal Hair Choice
- Off putting to literally everyone who isn't a freak of nature
- ANNOYING.
- Male Wife
- ???
- Profit
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when any artist these days say this “my album should be played end to end” thing im like…. Yes? that is? the point? of making something an Album???? Congratulations????????? lmfaoodjfkwlcmekcndk
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(A Kimtae WIP I'd like to share because I have no idea when I'll be able to finish it)
It's not an unusual look for Kim, of course. He has watched Kim's style go from strictly masculine as a kid, to more androgynous when they became more confident as a teenager, and then more feminine when Kim finally left to live on their own. Sometimes Tankhun would call Tae here just to show him pictures of Kim's Instagram account and gush over his little sibling.
But though it's not unusual for them, skirts aren't something Tae usually sees Kim in. From his years of observation, they generally prefer pants, and of a certain material. Kim likes clothes that allow them to move freely.
Not that it would have mattered, as Tae can't look away. He couldn't even if he wanted to, he couldn't even if this was something Tae had seen them wear a million times. That's the thing about Kim, they are stealthy, quiet and reserved, always blending in with the shadows. But they are also a performer, and when Kim wants eyes on them, they make sure they get it.
It's not just Tae, though, who has stopped whatever they are doing to stare. Kinn's mouth is open in surprise, while his older brother is glaring at Kim in offense, still being supported by his bodyguards. That's not even mentioning the complete lack of discipline and professionalism the bodyguards are displaying, simply by looking at one of their bosses in a certain way. A look that will surely get them fired-or worse- if Kinn learned of their thoughts about his little sibling.
The same same way Tae is staring at Kim right now.
Fuck.
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starting my campaign for invisible string on imogen’s second character playlist NOW!!!!
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Hiii i saw ur digimon vtamer art and ate thst as if it was water in the desert and wanted to check yout art and saw u also did a bit of arta about the 2020 reboot and im sorry taichi MIASMAFIED??? So i started watchijg it and HUH??? THEY DID THAT TO HIM??? and then hes??? Fine??? Apparently?? And i stopped watching cause boi they never stop getting into situations™ and i got overwhelmed so anyways love your art overall keep the good work your miasma taichi will haunt me from now on 👍
auhdskfjgh oh no you watched 2020 cause of me??? i'm so sorry sdkfgbkj. like listen as someone who absolutely adores digimon and pretty much every digimon property. i do not think 2020 is very good skdjfgb. it's the only digimon anime where i've had to skip episodes because they were just so boring.
which drives me all the more insane because, as a whole, i think 2020 sucks, but there's just a smattering of things that are SO FUCKING COOL!!! LIKE TAI GETTING FUCKED UP BY THE MIASMA!! and then they just do NOTHING with that ever again!! I'M STILL SO UPSET OVER THAT AUGH. and it's so pretty too!!! augh. hell.
anyways tho. i'm glad you liked my v-tamer stuff! i really wish there was more fanbase for v-tamer sdkfgb. as a special treat i'll give you these old (2019... ouch sdfjbgk) post story doodles i never posted appearantly dsfkjbj
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Worst part about being a high end pastry chef is that all your friends are also high end dessert chefs. So when pot luck style holidays come around you're fighting for your life to make the most insanely complicated dishes and act like it was child's play. Its all one big psychosexual mind game.
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