#take a hard ride

[sweetlullabyebye]

westerns that have lee van cleef in them (or lee van cleef in westerns)

A Few Dollars More (1965)

Day of Anger (1967)

Death Rides A Horse (1967)

Sabata (1969)

Return of Sabata (1971)

Take A Hard Ride (1975)

[movieposters1]

[nateezfics]

hongjoong’s vlog is so boyfriend coded, and he did that intentionally. this man knows our delulu asses love this type of content from him, cuz he’s aware of how down bad we are :))

[ywpd-translations]

Ride 776: “Three seconds”

Pag 1

1: You don't follow the common sense of road racing

That's why

2: we caught up to you using the “common sense of road racing”!!

Pag 2

1: …. yon

2: There's 500m left until the sprint line!!

3: So what are you gonna do, Mountain bike guy!!

4: Sohoku and Hakogaku cooperated and caught the guy who had jumped ahead!!

Pag 3

1: It's starting again!! The three-ways battle!!

Amazing!

So exciting!!

They're continuing to move forward in that formation!!

Goo, Sohokuu!!

Kanagawaa!!

Pag 4

1: 400m left!!

2: The tension is shooting up!!

400m!!

The atmosphere is charged between the three of them!!

Pag 5

1: What an incredible speed!!

2: Ahead of here!!

3: According to the course map

4: There's the last curve

5: before the sprint line!!

6: A curve...!!

Pag 6

1: Is this guy next to me going to attack?

2: He's not coming?

Does he really not have any other trick?

3: Sharpen your senses!!

Don't be careless

4: Before the sprint line

5: A mistake in judgment for just a split instant it's fatal!!

Pag 7

1: Are you really exhausted? Mountain bike guy!!

2: It must have taken a lot of energy to catch up here

3: I won't let you take even “3 seconds”!!

4: Once we turn this curve, there's gonna be 300m left!!

5: The mountain bike guy isn't my only opponent!!

The tension is rising!!

7: Is Orange thinking the same thing!? I guess so!!

Pag 8

2: So you moved, Orange!!

3: So this is how it turned out!!

Pag 9

1: I want this position!!

2: Right before the curve Hakogaku and Sohoku accelerated and lined up!!

3: They're plunging into the curve like that!!

In road racing, the one who

Pag 10

1: clears the “final curve” first, has the highest chance of winning!!

Pag 11

1:Horuaaaaa

2: Buooogh

Pag 12

1: Buooooragh!!

2: Dammit!! He moved ahead and covered me!!

San-na!!

Pag 13

2: Orange!!

2: Tch!!

Hakogaku's Doubashi is taking the final curve before the sprint line in the lead!!

6: Wait, what's this uneasy feeling

The cells of my body are feeling something strange

Pag 14

1: Is there something...? That I'm missing!?

2: That's right

Pag 15

1: This is how you always stop your leg in curves

2: if you turn them the wrong way, with the high speed you had reached in the curve, your pedals will hit the ground and it would be dangerous

3: “Stop”

Which means

4: You can rest your legs....

5: That time is approximately....

Pag 16

1: Three seconds!!

….1.....2

Pag 17

2: ….3

4: I'm so glad, yon, there was a curve before the sprint line

Pag 19

1: Be careful, San-na, that guy is attacking again!!

Pag 20

1: “Orange”!!

2: Aventador!!

[stuckinapril]

If I actually take up horseback riding I’m gonna be so annoying about it. This is a threat

[tsuchinokoroyale]

Guess the last version of this post got nuked from orbit 😮‍💨 I’m not rewriting all that context just know that I went to Texas, ate a ton of food, and saved a horse 🤠

[brother-emperors]

you're SO right, how is it that the best portrayal of many italian renaissance figures comes from a bad videogame from the 2010s

wheezing I’m torn between going truly this is the best portrayal of Leonardo da Vinci we may ever get, and defending AC2 even though I’m a full time Ezio Saga Hater

[wickedcriminal]

In your half-brothers au, how does Elder react to the news that Younger has released a dragon bent on the genocide of every single human on the planet? Does Younger tell him immediately? If not, are they separated by distance until the Flashburn school and then they have to climb the cliff?

I believe in book 9 Hiccup mentions trying to raise awareness to Stoick, but that Stoick always brushed him off. In this case, Minicup may have gone to Stoick and Elder once or twice, meekly bringing up his concerns about Furious escaping, but is reassured (by Elder mostly) that Furious is probably just happy to be free and is sleeping away the century out in the ocean somewhere. Minicup would conveniently fail to mention just who Furious is and his plan for, you know, the destruction of humanity. But hey, they've all got a lot on their plate in that coming year, with HTTYD 2 happening during in that time. The conversation just keeps getting put off.

(Not to mention Minicup would get extremely private and reserved after book 7, and wouldn't be willing to reveal a lot of things to Elder, his father, or his mothers. This thing about Furious is just one more thing he's terrified to admit to.)

Stoick dies before book 9 in hbau, so it all comes down to Elder, who is mostly shell shocked when the witch tells everyone about Minicup and Furious. He has a lot of Big Emotions following it. Not anger per se, but concern, and extreme frustration. He's just really worried about his little brother and hurt that Minicup never felt safe enough to talk to him about all this.

Ultimately, I think Elder would partly blame himself, feeling he should have been more perceptive and urged Minicup to be completely candid with him about Furious. Not to mention the fact that he didn't notice the slavemark, which Minicup very much did keep hidden from him.

(After all, didn't Hiccup the Second trust his family, too?)

[diskusaurus]

The Watcher apology is cool. I really thought they wouldn't apologize or change things for a hot minute there and I am happy to be proven wrong. I'm glad they listened, realized their mistake and took action.

However, this whole thing really made me realise, personally, that I didn't enjoy their content anymore before this either. I think I continued watching and supporting them mainly because I wanted them to succeed and because I was hoping to relive the fun I had with Unsolved. I may still drop by for some shows here and there, but otherwise, I'm out.

[strawberrybyers]

we already know season 5 opens up with a scene of will singing when he was in the upside down so learning what happened during will’s time down there is a given, BUT the question is does will go back to the upside down??? and despite knowing that just because an actor is on set when they are filming a particular scene doesn’t mean said actor is in the scene, BUT it makes so much sense for will to go back to the upside down.

will byers going back to the upside down truthers rise!! byler kiss in the upside down truthers rise!! this picture is confirmation for me so thank you duffers!!

[poorlydrawnandroids]

From the people who brought you: "Android detectives can't cook!" comes the concept: "Hank has a horrible food palate!"

He's happy to try anything once.

[movieposters1]

[wisdomshoes]

credits to @aspisera for making the crowd and saving me probably hours of my life, while it took them like 20 minutes

so coming from my prolonged and objectively correct deduction: noelle is a fan of my chemical romance. i mean think of the evidence: the biggest computer nerd is internet illiterate, noelle plays nintendogs, noelle's blog is very obviously at least HEAVILY INSPIRED by very early internet blogs, noelle is confirmed to listen to music (very early 2000s of her). AND WOULDNT YOU KNOW IT. MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE just happened to be most prominent in early 2000s to 2010s AT IT JUUUST HAPPENED to be popular for Teenagers and younglings alike. and noelle JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST HAPPENED to be one of those. in that time. at that moment. in time. meaning she's alive at the perfect time to have at least HEARD of mcr. and if she's half as intelligent as she's portrayed to be (or more intelligent than a dirt worm) she'd listen to 5 seconds of mcr and fall in love with it forever. AND AND and AAAAND if dess is HALF as cool as noelle says she'd introduce her to them.

also she has a crush on frank and/or ships frerard

also her favorite album is the black parade

fuck you in advance if you disagree with anything i just said because its all true i asked toby and he said its true and that i have beautiful hair and beautiful lips and i said "i know" and did a kickflip over the horizon into the sunset.

[triglycercule]

im on vacation how can i make this about the murder time trio. mtt fresh out of a flight and the minute that they leave the airport dust stops horror and killer for the smoke break. because being around a smoker is like that. and while horror is dying and coughing from the cigarette smoke and killer is pretend coughing to make dust feel terrible theyre both simultaneously roasting the shit out of dust for being such an addict smoker. cancer speedrun GO says horror. refreshing his signature smell says killer. dust just glares at them and blows smoke in their face (horror literally takes damage he's at 0.7 HP)

[dapperapple]

I DO NOT think Netflix's live action ATLA was created or changed with any distaste for the source material or INTENTIONAL sexism

YES there were a fair few poor decisions made and YES some female characters were diluted while some male characters were sanitized (to all the detriment of all of them)

I honestly think that the people who made this show, particularly the actors, love the original series but didn't just want to make an exact replica (which I can appreciate)

unfortunately, it appears that well meaning changes were not fully thought through, or if they were, clearly certain parts of the source material were underestimated in their significance or misunderstood in their meaning

Katara's character was mild and very disappointing, but Kiawentiio Tarbell is a good actress! don't let poor directing choices fool you

if any of the actors (especially the younger or newer actors) disagreed with any character changes, they couldn't do much or anything about it (and obviously they couldn't bad-mouth the show in interviews)

also, I can sympathize with wanting to make characters more likeable, especially when people have had 20 years to complain about stuff like Katara being self-righteous, Aang being flighty, S1 Zuko being bratty, and Sokka being less complex/interesting

but by not understanding that the inclusion of unattractive character flaws is thought out, intentional, and crucial to bringing these characters to life...

you fundamentally misunderstand the characters, and subsequently (in such a character-driven story) the whole gosh darn point of the show

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

THE BEST OF PRIORITY: SUR'KESH

Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Lt. James Vega, EDI, and Urdnot Wrex With: Lt. Steve Cortez, Dr. Mordin Solus, Major Kirrahe, and Urdnot Bakara And a Special Guest Appearance by: Adm. Steven Hackett Alliance R&D has officially begun construction on the Prothean device. The team has dubbed it: "Project Crucible". We're throwing everybody who knows how to throw a hammer at it. This is gonna be the most ambitious undertaking in human history. I'm not saying it won't be a challenge- but we can do this, Shepard. You can do this. Never doubt that. Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)

+BONUS (the smirk™️)