#take it down a notch

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Just. Wow.

Vincent Price circa 1960

[outofccontext]

source: Bob's Burgers. S7E3: "Teen-a Witch"

[incarcerationofaflowerchild]

Sun, Jul 3 2005 as soon as i start being kind of okay she realizes im the best fucking thing that ever happened to her. go figure.to late honey. i am heaven sent, don’t you dare forget. i am all you’ve ever wanted.what all the other boys all promised.

[cosmic-fairytale]

Is anyone else frustrated with the number of times the engineer boys talk about Mark and Vee in Future? This show absolutely refuses to let you forget that it exists in the same universe as Love Mechanics.

[thelingering]

it turns out my dad and I have the exact same reaction to when the guitar part of Money for Nothing (Dire Straits) comes in

I SWEAR ITS ONE OF THE BEST INTROS EVER WRITTEN

HOW DID THEY DO THAT

[fromkenari]

Okay. I know the prerecorded messages (and even the social workers and people on the phone who will flat-out lie to you) say this, but you cannot change your information online. They might be implementing that in the future, but right now? Not possible, which is again, super frustrating.

By the way, the US Social Security portal by which you apply, update, and access records of your benefits has hours.

Blah blah blah some excuse blah it's a website relied on by millions, it should not be closed every single night. They could devise a way.

This system could not BE any more halfassed.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

oh hey! i was reading a fic the other day where Wangji was once misspelled as Wangu. which leads me to: MDZS Pingu-style??? noot noot!

Do you think love can bloom on the sea ice?

[poisonedfate]

bbc merlin - 03x10 Queen of Hearts

rewatching merlin is actually a sick and twisted way to spend your time, because even before arthur started to have his big run-ins with betrayal (yeah, he found about his mother, but who talked him out of that one?), he was hurt by the idea of merlin keeping secrets. that one last betrayal was built up brick by brick, slowly, and you get to watch it happen, you get to know it all before arthur even has the slightest clue, you get to see merlin drowning in the choices he has to make.

and, yeah, betrayal is one thing, but this isn't exactly about that. this is about secrets, how at this point in time, he cannot fathom the idea merlin would keep something from him. i know i say this a lot, but merlin really does know everything about arthur. he's there, always around, he sees and hears and feels, and he's the one arthur talks to, because who else, right? even arthur must be aware that merlin knows him better than anyone.

then, of course, you also have arthur's attempts at making sure merlin is okay, attempts at talking. time and time again he's noticed merlin being off, trying to figure out what the cause is. this was never a one way kind of thing. and it comes back to arthur asking for merlin's thoughts, advice, so on - it's all built on trust, it's built on the concept in arthur's head that merlin, of all people, will tell him everything there is to know.

the "last betrayal" was always different, was always going to be different, i mean even the very motivation, so to say, behind it is not comparable to the rest of it. but it's also because of scenes like this, that it's so different. merlin couldn't possibly be keeping secrets, right? not him, not from arthur.

it's like watching a car crash happen, seeing a heart get broken, all of it slowed down just for the pleasure of seeing every little detail. all the cracks that appear, the one's before the actual impact, the ones that throw fuel to the fire they don't even feel yet, the fire you can already see burning.

[raggedy-spaceman]

"Amongst all of David's awards, you were recently named on the DILF list. Here's the top five: Pedro Pascal, Oscar Isaac, David Tennant, Mads Mikkelsen, Cillian Murphy. Oh, and Michael Sheen came in-" "Oh and where is he on the list?" "Michael Sheen's number six." "Number six! And just remind me where I am?" "Three, you're three." "Number three!"

Justice for Michael Sheen!

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

👁️ 👄 👁️

Vincent Price guest stars - Riverboat; Witness No Evil (1959)

[jamethinks]

Unfortunately this is the funniest tweet I have ever seen I cannot get it out of my head. I had to scroll through my likes to find it because it had me when I first saw it

[winterstarfall]

i’m sorry it’s hilarious that people are saying “helaemond is dead” bc of the leaks bc like. what exactly was anyone expecting. doomed queen prophetess who has only just gotten brave enough to grasp what her dreams are and the spare of the heir who can’t tell the difference between violence and affection so he uses the former to get what he wants. he wants her to die for him and she tells him how he’s going to die. that’s going to haunt him for the rest of his limited days and she knows it.

you thought they were ever anything but damned, unlucky, dead?

[jerevision]

My son's new summer school teacher: He's told us so much about you! Your name is ____, his daddy is in England, his name is Bojan right?

Me: .........what

Teacher: He told us about Bojan in Mama's phone because you video call him in England!

Me: Let me explain -

Son: No, Bojan is not Baba, Bojan sings Barve Oceana with his band and Mama likes to look at him on her phone!

Me: Something like that...

[blizardopoly]

i need everyone reviewing strange darling to take a breath. this movie isn’t the second coming of christ lol. the cinematography was gorgeous, the nonlinear storytelling was phenomenal, and the acting was briefly beautiful in select scenes, but the dialogue was clunky. it occasionally took me out of the movie. that’s all i have to say lol

[beatcroc]

Hi Mecha Sonic... do you ever worry about being destroyed and not being rebuilt or repaired again? Does the thought scare you?

[thatradfailure]

Hey chat, how come there's not that many anthro kiwi Sniper designs? Not like I looked for any but the kiwi Sniper tag is mainly just fuzzy orbs.

Anyway his parents are dingos in this specific furry AU-