#gets me every time

[crowrley]

fics where Crowley calls Aziraphale “angel” and Aziraphale calls Crowley “dear/my dear”: yeah ok that’s pretty good

fics where Crowley calls Aziraphale “my angel, sweetheart, love” and Aziraphale calls Crowley “my darling, my heart, my love”:

[ghouljams]

The Ghost distribution system... He really is like a stray cat, or a bear that learns minivans have food in them, he just keeps coming back no matter how many times you try to send him on his way. It doesn't matter how it happens but any scrap of kindness and he just determines he's going to attach himself to you.

Maybe he offers you a hand moving your couch when he passes your place and hears you swearing. You offer him dinner and Ghost has never been the sort to turn down a free meal, so he sticks around. It's weird that he doesn't even pretend to refuse, just takes you up on it immediately and even offers to help cook. You send him home and he's... there again the next day, waiting on your doorstep with a box of pasta asking if you could do anything with it. He's going to come back, he's going to keep coming back.

Maybe it's from meeting you at a bar. He's the biggest guy you can grab when your ex walks in, and somehow he seems approachable despite... well, everything about him. Fake boyfriend for a few hours at the bar is one thing, having him show up the next day to fix your sink because you mentioned offhandedly that it was leaking the night before is another. Having him sit in your kitchen and peal an orange for you because you said you were hungry is really driving home that this guy isn't leaving.

Hell maybe it's just a one night stand that never seems to end. You wake up and Ghost has already made breakfast. The two of you sit at your little table and eat quietly, Ghost scrolling his phone while you eye him warily, trying to figure out his game. He asks what you want to do today and somehow you can't find the right way to ask when he's planning on going home. He just sort of moves in, you realize he's printed a key for himself while you're grabbing groceries. It's nice he offers to pay, but you don't know when having him around became your normal.

Ghost sees you, he wants you, you're his. He's not leaving, he'll come back. He knows that this house has food and warmth, he knows that families forget to tie their trash up off the ground. He's a man of instinct, and you are going to be his perfect match.

[avernusreject]

Look I am an utter bitch for the trope of characters almost meeting before the events of BG3. Like a wizard Tav being in the same library as Gale. A criminal Tav operating around the same sketchy warehouses and halfway houses Astarion frequented. Karlach guarding Gortash as they walk through a neighborhood an Urchin Tav lived in. Maybe they made eye contact, maybe they didn’t. Either way fate wasn’t ready for them to collide just yet.

[lesmismignon]

how did integra think this would work out

integra: behold, your enemy

seras: uwu

[likebreadandwine]

"I can't stop eating" is the hottest possible phrase 🥵

[rubysunnday]

MERLIN 109: Excalibur

[ministarfruit]

besties showing up to brunch looking like this

[just-late-roman-republic-things]

[alexsandhenrys]

10/? favorite moments from Red, White & Royal Blue (2023)

[kinnbig]

dhjfjdfjgffgf WHY DID HE SAY THIS

[crowleys-ducks]

For the love of God... Satan, somebody,

watch this

It's called Bleep Omens and it was inspired by this tweet

It's well edited and I am full of serotonin PLEASE WATCH IT

[mycatismyfriend]

"With the bed in the distance. Giles' feet are on the top step. They don't move. Neither does Jenny Calendar."

↳ BtVS 2x17 Shooting Script

[gobletofmilk]

life plan

get rich

buy a huge house (we're talking two maybe three storeys) and inside it build a huge home theatre (we're talking imax. yeah that's right) and we make it so that the sound is perfect and the seats are super comfortable and there is like unlimited good food and i invite all of my friends over and we watch this clip over and over again

die

[wideminded-dreamer]

He 🥹

(X)

[its-jaytothemee]

Not goodbye…not even close

[asherinn]

"My scorn and contempt are not in need of your leniency. Lord Touars, you face me in my own kingdom, you inhabit my lands, and you breathe at my pleasure. Make your own choice."