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salsa-di-pomodoro · 11 months

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Ok but can we talk about the absolute horror of being watched and monitored 24/7 that the ancients must have had. The citizenship drones being like an Alexa that's constantly following and listening to you (except it's five pebbles and not Alexa lmao). The fucking OVERSEERS. THEY'RE CALLED THAT FOR A REASON. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THEIR CITIZENS AS WELL AS THE ENVIRONMENT ALL THE TIME. (I would talk about the fact that they all show arti fucking ads as well but honestly idk what else to say about that. Capitalism got yet another society 😔). That's some fucking nightmare fuel dystopian society settings we are being hinted at. You know the Big Brother Is Watching You thing. The book. Yeah that's what it reminds me of.

The Iterator Is Watching You.

#imagine not being able to escape being watched any second of your life #imagine being one of the first ancients who saw an iterator come into being #imagine being one of the first ancients who had to go live on top of them #imagine being one of the first amcients to be constantly scrutinized by the overseers #i bet they knew this wasn't really a good thing #no matter how religious they were. by the time of pebbles though they were far too religiously indoctrinated to realize this was bad #(as a society i mean. theres always some who disagree and figure out what's going on)#disclaimer i have never read the book i am talking about and only know it through references and pop culture. still tho yk what i mean #rain world #rainworld #rain world iterator #rw iterator #iterator #rw five pebbles #five pebbles #im tagging him too even tho hes only mentioned i wanna reach more ppl with this #pls i may not have said everything i wanted to say cause i cant get my thoughts straight rn but i want to hear what yall think about this #agh the whole situation is so fucked imagine being the Big Brother in this and not even having a choice in it.#imagine that everyone with critical thinking knows this and cant do anything about it.#not even mentioning the cataclysmic level rain the iterators brought. like dude who thought this was a good idea.#imagine all this + the end of the world and its ecosystem as you know it happening right before your eyes #and you cant even blame the person at fault that much bc they were literally fucking born into this #rw overseer #forgot this one #rw ancients

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mihai-florescu · 1 month

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Do you have any thoughts on what they might have in store for madara going forward? Them emphasizing units, well, unity, a lot in stories again vs him once more being completely solo after last mission

I have no idea... im not in the best headspace for theories rn but i wanted to answer this just in case anyone else has something in mind?

#ask #anon #if i start talking about how maybe some people are just doomed and cant get better well thats depressing no one wants to hear that #but i really cant look at things from any other angle rn #i will not be able to say anything of value for a few days heads upp im trying to keep that away from main tho

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angel-of-sweet-revenge · 13 days

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When your friend needs you to be there to comfort them, but you have no energy for serious conversations and so you're stuck wondering if youre being a selfish asshole or if youre justified in not wanting to be the one to sort their problems out

#vent #its not like they didnt offer to hear my problems. but i just dont want to talk about. or anything #i dont want serious conversations. i dont want to have to worry about other people. i just cant.#im just so fucking exhausted and i dont know if its talking to them and feeling drained by the fact that theyre going through something-#-and that i need to be the therapist or if im just sick. again.#plus yesterday i slept late. my mum made me cry (i think she was just tired out by that point in the day so i doubt it was personal)#and just #im fucking tired ok #and I'm sorry im a bad friend #i just dont have energy. i want to have good energy around me to try give me some.#but when theyre upset it gets into me and drains me and I've been there as much as i can but i just cant right now. im too tired #i know im a shitty person but literally everyone got to be a shitty person at my expense so isnt it my fucking turn?#and then assuming i was acting like that to hurt them. I DO NOT WANT TO HURT ANYONE. IF WE HAVE A FIGHT I WANT TO MOVE ON.#I'm not gonna be caught up in it if we resolved it #but yeah. long story short they're going through shit and i feel like shit #and i think them going through shit is what makes me feel like shit. because i worry about them #and they can lash out on me #i just dont know anymore. i dont know if im an awful person or not #last year i broke up with a friend and my mum said I'll do the same with the next friend #it wasnt my fault #that friend ghosted me #im trying not to be her rn too and im scared that ive been in the wrong im scared im a shitty person too #but at the same time im too done to even really care #i just wanna stop fucking feeling all this and just get on with my day

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solcarow · 3 months

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#eugh sometimes people have to think before they speak holy shit #i dont mind people hitting 3ji with the transgenderification beam i get it it’s fun #but you cant use his shitty bit as proof that he’s trans coded jesus fucking christ use your brain oh my godddd .#do you Hear urself rn .#girl sanjis fun n all but THINK about it for more than 2 Seconds before you say Anything or im throwing my chair at you #solar-talks

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widevibratobitch · 11 months

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#coming to tumblr for the first time in three days just to bitch because i feel like shit <333 #sorry if i havent responded to your message i will as soon as i get a grip but rn im just too busy #both with uni and with crying because a friend said a mean thing to me lol #and because im tired of this new friendship already and tired of hearing this girl talking how great she is lol #am i jealous? fuck yeah i am.#and it's not like she's mean like straight up. cause like.#when i say im really considering quitting and dropping out she tries to encourage me ig #but then she follows it up with 'ofc *I* never had a problem with this and that because it always just came naturally to me teehee #but yknow. dont give up uwu'#and she keeps sending me recordings of her singing to tell her how good she is and always tells me how her teacher praises her #and like. its cool. like i get it that its a nice feeling when you do something well and wanna share that joy with a friend #but idk. i just think its kinda. well not mean but a litt #*a little tone deaf? when ive just been telling her that im in a Bad Place rn and my voice isnt working as it should #and my pianist is bullying me and i end up crying on almost every lesson #and she hits me with a 'damn that sucks fuck that pianist dont give up tho <3 #now do you wanna listen to me sing bel raggio lusinghier like a pro and my professor telling me i am sublime?'#also when i tell her that im sorry that im not very social and i just cannot stay and chat cause im having a horrible day today #and really dont feel well and she's like 'yeah i havent noticed anything you're always like that... *side eye*' in a way that suggests #im a horrible friend cause im not talking with her enough and yet again im disappointing her (aint that familiar lol)#i just. idk. the last two-three weeks have been absolutely horrible to me. i cant get out of bed i havent done a single colorful make up #in so long ive basically forgotten how to do that. and i loved doing fun make up looks that make people tell me i look like a clown.#but i just dont have the energy to do anything more than put on a random tshirt and spray dry shampoo on my unwashed hair #i dont even wear my rings anymore. ive stopped caring about being the pinkest slayest queerest looking bitch in the room cause i just. cant #and even some casual friend of mine asked me yesterday if im okay cause they can see something is Not Right. but SHE not only doesnt notice #anything. i have a feeling she feels like im disappoing and neglecting her because i cant be bothered to text with her 24/7 #like idk. maybe its just my imagination but i barely even feel like an actual person. more like just a homunculus made to trail after her #and listen to her bragging about how pretty/talented/unbothered she is #oh and also for her to keep dissing m/ozart lol like idk why it hurts me so bad but then ig its not that unusual to feel shitty #when someone keeps talking shit about something you really love and are passionate about and making you feel like an idiot #because you like it. because its stupid and boring and you're a simpleton for enjoying it instead of liking sth more 'ambitious'

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opens-up-4-nobody · 1 year

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#there should be a word for when youre talking around the tightness of tears #speaking against something that hurts #laughing specifically to undermine the seriousness of the statements youre voicing #the worst of both worlds. help me help me hahaha im not even joking hahaha but listen to the lies in my tone. dont focus on the words.#i want plausible deniability. but also i want u to understand my pain and give it a voice. speak it into existence because i cant say it #but if u do i might cry. that sounds hard that sounds like a lot. i kno i know. shut up. keep talking. do u think i dont feel it? i do #but if i split myself in two i can watch myself and suddenly it becomes funny. im not sure why. but i have a bad habbit of laughting at #inappropriate moments. because if its not funny then its just sad and what am i supposed to do with that?#i dunno. thats all to say my dad called bc i was looking at housing stuff and i was explaining some of the stuff im doing rn #and thats hard to talk abt without crying bc ive always been a cry bby but i didnt. and i love my parents theyre great #but they dont understand bc i havent told them all of it bc theres nothing they can do so y make them worry. and idk i also think they #think im less competent than i am. and part of that is just bc im their kid. part of that is bc there r things thst most ppl can do but i #struggle with. but its also not fun to hear: oh yeah i was surprised by how professional u sounded. or i think ur mom found u those #connections. when no. i did that. i made those things happen. i promise i can do things sometimes. but sometimes i cant. i dunno its just #it is what it is. whatever. decisions to b made. do i room with roommates for lower rent #or do i take an expensive place for a year for a single room? i dont want roommates but ill take them #i mean all the single places r like 950 at the very lowest without any utilities or anything but most r well over 1000 and like on a grad #student salary? i think not. not without losing money on net. i can deal with roommates. i have in the past. i wont b able to relax ever #but its fine. ya kno #just annoying. hah my dads sage advice was ah dont let it overwhelm u. go exercise. bc hes an endurance runner guy #and im like bro when i get home i have 1.5 hrs of daylight. but alas hes right. i do gotta run out my angers and its not enough #ugh. one more week. itll work out. and eventually ill walk into a counselors office like bro i just want u to tell me whether or not i have #0cd bc whatever the fuck it is that makes me do these things is absolutely destroying me. name the beast 0cd or 0cpd. tell me what box #i fit into. not that it matters but i feel like i cant complain until someone else rubber stamps me. actually then ill probably just obsess #abt how. actually. theyre wrong. ay fun times #i gotta shake shake shake my sillies out. and wiggle my waggles away. bc i never could let my kids songs go haha #unrelated

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cannibalismyuri · 1 year

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out of context screenshots of me being Incredibly, Undoubtedly, Stupendously normal about elijah @http-byler 😊

#cant u just Tell that i love him more than anyone or anything in this entire godforsaken world #elijah. you are so caring n understanding n precious 2 me n thoughtful n classy (yes. even w ur rambling. Classiest.) n compassionate n #creative and beautiful n ravishing and funny and charismatic n enthusiastic n fervent and a thousand other things i cant think of rn #and i Love hearing (well.) u talk. abt anything. because we are what we love. and you love what ur talking abt. and you are that. and i lov #anyway im. Literally deeply astonishingly wholeheartedly in actual Love with u #so 💕#whenever i talk 2 u my face becomes 😚☹️🥺😳❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤍❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝#elijah my parasocial boygirlfriend my cherry tomato <3 #elijah my heart my soul my world my everything #elijah <33 #in my loving and adoring elijah era (but its less of an era and more of a lifetime)#moot appreciation post #<- WAYYT past 'moot' and only 'appreciation' but.

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arundolyn · 2 years

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just realized how funny it is that relius quotes descartes and shit and apparently has deep philosophical conversations with izanami on the reg but also has little to no regard for human life most of the time

#crow.txt #blazblueposting #'most of the time' ever really #like idk idc what argument you give theres really not one #even by his logic like. he straight up discards the human experience and sees souls as tools #to be refined and put in 'more suitable vessels' which like #i mean sure whatever by his logic that makes sense i guess #but way to miss the point so hard. 0 reading comprehension it is Not There you have failed philosophy 101 #would love to know what the fuck school of thought relius is pioneering here cause it sure is fucking Unhinged #you cant be saying shit like i think therefore i am and also be killing your family and putting them in robots for fun #weird ass #its just SO funny to me that he like?#somewhat canonically DOES have an interest in philosophy. but has NO regard for the whole Point of human existence #which is like. living and having experiences #which is the basis of every philosophy ever #the man is fucking insane im obsessed with this now. what is his issue. besides all of them.#to be fair i think the conversations he has with izanami are mostly just about like.. idk how useless humanity is rn #or some bullshit. given both of their natures. they sure arent talking about anything... philanthropic.#not fucking kidding like a minute after posting fucking xmatic came on GO AWAY STOP HEARING ME TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU #THIS IS LIKE THE SECOND FUCKING TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED

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possiblytracker · 2 years

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ok so this field course has been great so far and i'm learning a lot on the technical side of things but it is also very much reminding me how absolutely fundamentally broken and useless my basic social skills are. i can't even feel like an integrated part of a group im forced to spend every waking second of my day with, and even the one person i came here already friends with talks with the others more than me lmao. i barely feel like i'm contributing bc nobody even seems to notice i'm there when im not actively talking, and the amount of times my ideas have been shot down or conversations have continued without me is making me just want to stop trying

#i dont want to bother anyone specific by dumping all this in dms or whatever so. bwugh #vent /#idk i just!!!! why bother. im making an effort im Telling them i want to participate more but i end up left on the fringes #im on video editing duty today and they keep just telling me to work on that but i dont even have anything to put in the damn viDEO #but sure ill just conjure something out of nothing while you guys do all the important shit #theres 3 of them on one task and one of me. and if i get peer-reviewed as low participation and get marked down i will lose it.#idk. feeling left out and incompetent hours <3 #on wednesday i get to go off and do stuff with one person instead of 3 and at least then theyll be stuck with me #and i wont get left in the dust #but man. the fact that it has to come to that for me to feel like im doing anything for these people.#idk. lonely hours. i want to be able to do stuff with people i actually like but even online chatting feels like its not as helpful rn #other people are doing stuff without me and ik its bc im busy and Cant be around but like. man #i wouldnt want to STOP anyone but it feels bad hearing abt it from my end ghjvfdv #sometimes i wish i didnt have such a problem with talking abt my feelings to people but i dont want to be a killjoy or whatever #idk. its hard. only 3 more full days after this one tho

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real-life-cloud · 4 months

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hhhhh.

#the sky speaks #pregnancy tw (im not pregnant dw lol)#baby fever moment....................#the other day my mom was like i mean u know u dont even rly need a partner to have a baby. u could get artificially inseminated #and like. i KNEW that was an option but hearing someone say it out loud .................................#like i shouldnt have a baby rn. im not making that much money . am i even emotionally mature enough to raise a kid ?#but also if i had a kid sooner than later---the pregnancy would be covered under my parents health insurance ..#nd i know my parents would help me raise the kid! if anything the fact that im stillat home and have a pretty good relationship w my parent #would just make a more stable environment for the kid during their early development than if i was a lil older making just enough on my own #and also i want one :((((((((((((#i know it might make finding a partner harder down the line #but i wouldnt wanna be with someone who didnt want kids anyway !! its a high priority for me !!#augh . idk #im also thinking more and more about going on T and getting a pretty big chest reduction. and wouldnt it be easier n make more sense to lik #have a kid and THEN do that lol #in some ways im like nooo im wayyy too young but. im 24. my parents had my brother at 20. i cant possibly do worse than them.#i would love the fuck outta the kid...#anywyas for now i write my bkg single dad AU and i yearn #maybe i'll talk abt it with my therapist. im getting back on her sched soon

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impscar · 5 months

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#so not cool riht now #might just get fucking drunk vut the only beer i have rn is fucking shit. reminds me of my mom too much #i jsut need someone to call me rn #i need to hear someones voice #fuck #im such a bad partner too #my boyfriends fucking struggling and im not doing shit about it #im bresking down over nothing #i feel like im gonna die this os why nobody likes me literally #i honestly am feelinf selusional ocer it /srs #like im being crazy like nobody likes me all of my friends are talking shit about me they only hang out with me to mock me which isnt true #but it so so os it #is #i just feel so so sosoisososo empty and lonely #im gonna cancel plans #i cant do anything #i need to be around people but like if i have to do anything tmrw im gonna black out #i wish i had weed rn i need to get around to buying a fuckinf pen or im gonna tear my hair out

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scaredofmyocs · 10 months

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what if i made another fnaf fangame instead of making something completely original

like yes i am allowed to however i have little ideas in my brain that could be far more original so its goofy

#fnaf #fnaf fangame #this will be about my fnaf oc i made when i was little but yassified #his name will no longer be lonnie and he will not be a complete rip off of bonnie #nor related to the guy in any way #he will be like “beep boop” and youll be like AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH #(how fnaf games work)#there will be no cameras #because they barely do anything anyway #i think i will make it use auditory cues unless i grow to hate that then i will fuck around and find out #i hate auditory cues sometimes bc i might be listening to BIG SHOT or smth #sorry i cant hear you NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT BE A BIG BE A BIG BE A BIIiiiiiiiig shot #and then freddy fazbear breaks down my door and beats me to death #talk post #sorry i just watcvhed an edit of my favorite character i have joy rn but ill go back to making the fnaf characters break speakers

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monsterbisexual · 1 year

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basically having a "im a fucked up weird creature (derogatory!!!!!!)" moment rn :/

sometimes i listen to a songs lyrics or read smth someone said or watch a show/movie n i just think hmmmmm. i am not the way ppl are supposed to be n sometimes thats..like most of the time i just know that n deal w it n its ok ish but also sometimes i just feel v upset n like ashamed at w/e it is i am n how im smth wrong aka bad

#i know its like dont compare urself to other ppl etc n i agree w that but #it just feels more than that like sure theres stuff abt wanting to look different n idk stuff i think of when it comes to the comparisons #but its just like i said in the post i hear someone talk abt their experiences n feelings n i feel like i dont get it sometimes #i know Most ppl are like. either are or want romance n sex n new experiences n are ambitious #im usually ok w my small life n i generally dont wanna do stuff n i know thats weird n lame #n i dont make new relationships w ppl irl or anything cant imagine making new friends let alone going on a date #it sounds so like out of my comfort zone (which doesnt mean i shldnt do a thing iknow)#n just like impossible to me #its like then idk if i even want smth like that cuz i know i wouldnt be good at it or do it right #then itd be like my huge fear n intrusive thoughts aka me hurting someone #wont go into the thing w the state of my old friends group Again on here but its def not how it used to be n it makes me v sad #n blah blah blah i could go on i just feel like im not the way i shld be in literally any aspect #n i deal w it but other times like suddenly rn #i just feel so alienated from like. everyone which is weird cuz i do like ppl #it just feels like a personal failing n if its smth inherently wrong w me then i can say its not my fault but. idk rly!#dlt ltr WOOO #p

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scoptartz · 2 years

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bruh not my mom kicking me and my sister out the basement even though we were both there first??💀

#she kicked us out bc some selfish asshole wanted the basement to itself along with its bf🗿🗿#and like #ofc my mom didnt give a shit that we were there first bc anything for baby angel googly goo goo bear☹️☹️#it clearly shows my mom loves her too much😕and it makes me mad that me or my sister cant to anything abt it cus my mom dont like us LOL #and #there was an ac and a tv in the livingroom #why couldnt they be there?? huh #but anyways we are talking smack about the selfish thing rn #and idc if it hears us #because what we say about it its true #always victimizing itself like we're the problem??#when its be out there make a huge fuss when it wont get what it wants #like girl kys #seriously im sick and tired of you always getting what u want and take control on it.#hngngh i seriously hate it here #can anyone drop a tutorial on how to make my parents realize how much of a bitch this selfish weirdo is

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arlerts-angel · 3 months

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having so many hard thoughts abt eren rn. how dominant he would be, getting off on making u nervous and embarrassed. his long hair hanging in ur face as he hovers above u... i feel like he'd love fingering u, the feeling of ur warm, wet pussy clenching around his fingers. and fuck, just knowing that he was making u feel so good would egg him on so quickly.

i know u dont write much eren, and thats okay!! please disregard this if it doesnt resonate with you. i just trust ur interpretation of the characters since u have such a knack for it. but if it does id love to hear ur thoughts. im just a whore for eren jaeger what can i say 🤤

eren jaeger x fem!reader, NSFW 🤍 18+ MDNI

a/n: oop i don't usually write characters with 'daddy' as a title but i can so see eren calling himself that so that's what i wrote SORRY HNSHKSHK I HOPE YOU LIKE IT STILL 😰

lots of dirty talk | fingering | pet names: baby, pretty, princess, dirty girl | eren calls himself daddy

taglist: @ringsofsaturnnnn @i-literally-cant-with-this @milky-aeons

NONNIE !!! you are so right

eren absolutely loves making you flustered and squirmy; he thinks you're just so cute when you're nervous! not only that, but i think it fuels his ego just a smidge 🤭

and mmm, i agree that one of his favorite things in the world to do to you is finger your desperate little pussy while he hovers above you. he has a perfect view of your pretty face while he makes you cum on his fingers :(

oh, some food for thought! eren would absolutely moan with you and talk you through while he fingers you :(

he sucks air in through his gritted teeth while he fingers you and rubs your clit, going on about "aw, feels so good doesn't it baby? i know it does. y'look so pretty... so fuckin pretty baby. pussy's so wet for me baby, you like when i finger you huh? yeahhh, right there... just like that. doing so good for me, princess."

oh and when you buck your hips against him while he fingers you?

"oh you like that, don't you? dirty girl. so desperate to cum. tell daddy how good he makes you feel. let me hear it, baby. wanna hear those pretty moans."

he just loves to pleasure you in general ! fingering, eating you out, fucking you senseless, anything that makes you cum he loves !

i think he'd be heavy on eye contact, but sometimes the eye contact is too much so you try to hide your face or close your eyes but he hits you with the "look at me baby. wanna look into those pretty eyes when you cum for me"

HEAR ME OUT. HE KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD WHILE YOU CUM. 😵‍💫😍

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shakirawastaken · 1 year

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dsmp if... you were a romance trope

i got inspiration (sapnap, dream, george, karl, quackiy, wilbur)

sapnap (hockey x figure skater): - im in the middle of heartbreaker rn and SHUT UP - i LOVE THIS TROPE - IM NOT EVEN A FIGURE SKATER I DO TAEKWONDO BUT I STILL FROTH OVER THIS SHIT - and then in addition to that one tommyinnit is a figure skater and everyone else is on a hockey team “ice these hurts” or smt h like that - i love this trope. - anyway i think that this trope comes hand in hand with enemies to lovers - his hockey team and ur figure skating group are at the same winter sports competiton - and you have to share a rink - booooo - so everyday you end practice with the sight of a bunch of hockey buffs roughhousing in the stands, waiting for you to finish - and everyday a certain brunette one sneers and smirks at you as you walk off the ice - “had a nice practice ice queen/king?” he asks you teasingly - “shut up, yeti” you mutter back gratingly as you bump your shoulder into his build as you pass him - and he comes up with a new one everyday - and you quip right back at him, unphased - one day, he comes into practice early just to spite you - what he wasn’t expecting is to see how good you actually were on the ice - he sat there like “ :O” and just watche dyou glide across the ice with what seemed like barely any effort - and he watched how passionate you were in your craft and the dance - and bro was whipped right then and there - so that day as you were leaving he said “you were amazing out there” and it took u jumpscared - you were like “no insult today?” - and he was like “dang, didnt know u liked them that much ;) but not today, not for something as beautiful as that” - and i think you can guess where it went from there... :)

dream (ceo and employee romance): - AKAIAKAKAHAKH TELL ME YOU SEE THE VISION - i mean hes a ceo alr so its like one step in the door you know - anyway hes a ceo - bro wears those fancy ass suits everyday and has like a wine cellar mini fridge shit thing in his office - any way you pull up to his headquarters one day for like an interview and you were so fucking nervous - you ran into him in the elevator (and no clue who he was) - and you basically vented to him for the 30 second elevator ride before scurrying off to your interview - bro didnt even get dreams name or anything - he kinda just smiled and wished you well as you ran away - he thought you were so cute - and you thought dude was hot as fuck - anyway you got the JOB!! LETS GOO - the next day, your supervisor is like taking u around showing u the works - ....and you meet the ceo - its dream - and youre like :0 and he’s like *smirk wink* ;) “hey” - and youre like “well fuck hes the ceo i cant be in love with him” - and you avoid him - but he makes it his life’s mission to get on ur radar - in the break room, in ur cubicle, in the cafeteria, in the parking lot man is ON YOU LIKE A MOTH TO A LIGHT - eventually he convinces you to go to fancy dinner - and WOW hes paying?? so that shit was FIREEEE - fancy wagyu steak and 102379182 year old wine i mean cmon - it was good ok - he asks you out after dinner and assures u ur job wont be at risk and everything - ba da bing ba da boom - now youre dating happily and he spoils the FUCK outta you - lmk if you want this one as a big fic with dialogue

george (neighbors): - tell me why whenever i have my delulu daydreams with george he’s always a neighbor - very much boy next door vibes - omg HES YOUR COLLEGE ROOMMATE NEXT DOOR - stoppppp - on move in day he pulls up with his family and u with urs and youre like - “hi ! nice to meet you im so exicted to move in!” and bros like “same!” - sometimes hes loud bc hes talking to his friends but you dont mind - hes a cs major and ur whatever u want major - one day you decided to start singing rlly loud while cleaning - ur singing taylor swift - and then george could hear you from the room next door to yours - so he writes up a little post it note that was like “loved the concert! when’s the next one?” and stuck in on your door - you found it and started mad blushign - you had a crush on him since day one awwww - anyways you two started communicating via post it notes and songs played loudly through the walls <3 - till one day you hear boyfriend by big time rush - and then you play girlfriend by avril lavigne back - and then he slips you a post it note under the door and you open the door before you could read it - and its an unspoken like thing that you start dating - its so romantic how you can saw you guys starting dating because of taylor swift !!

quackity (academic rivals): - DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON THIS TROPE IT BRINGS ME LIFE ALRIGHT - alright - two law school students FIGHTING IT OUT ACADEMICALLY - you guys met in ur freshman year english class or some shit - clashed together in a discussion group - and its been game on since then - your texts with each other are flaunting texts - “hey alex, guess who got a 97 on the last midterm?” - “guess who got a 99 ;)” - over time, the texts started getting more and more hostile - people started to thing you two actually hated one another’s guts - but in reality it was more for the thrill - but this continued throughout your law school careers - and you both become successful lawyers in the end!! - and when the headmaster calls you both into his office and says - “youre both valedictorian! congrats! you have to give a speech together” - well its like all the hatred faded away - you grinned and cheezed at each other before giving each other the biggest hug ever - so you both wrote a speech together - and soon the day of graduation came - and q goes at the end “i wouldn’t be here without the person who motivated me through it all, so thank you (y/n)” and youre like “hey man *sob* wtf *sob” - and you kiss him on the cheek and cheer to all the graduates - after the ceremony he catches up to you in the parking lot, grabbing your wrist before you could go off with ur family - and blurts out word soup - and ur like what - and hes like “i really like you, and law school wouldn’t have been the same without you. can we be more than friends?” - and youre like “duhhh” and kiss him right there karl (best friends to lovers): - YOU ARE IN LOVE BY TAYLOR SWIFT - that is the song for this SCENARIO - you two met when you were little kids in like first grade - your friends werent there on that day so you hung out with each other - hooked to the other since then and there - it was always “karl and you” and “you and karl” - you came as a packaged deal - through ups and downs you were there together - you graduated high school together and were going to the same college together now - while karl barely got into any romantic relationships, you seemed to be going through a few of them - you were desperate for a love connection and honestly i aint blaming u - one day after a horrible date he came over to your dorm and u had an impromptu sleepover - you were in karls old shirt and some pajama pants and he was in his pajamas - and you two were just watching a movie together - before he turns to you abruptly, and you turn to look at him - and he’s like “you’re my best friend” - and you saw a switch flip in him - since then, the dynamic between you two changed (for the better) - you became more flirty more touchy - you started to act like you were a couple more and more - one day you saw him open his wallet to pull out his card - and u saw that he has a picture of the two of you in his wallet - and then you knew that he was it for you - you ask him out that night - and hes so happy hes picking you up and spinning you around - <3 wilbur (musician x fan trope): - okay this is inspired by those tik toks that are like “did you see the way he looked at me” and its harry styles staring and eyeing down a fan in the audience like YES - and he’s a musician so it fits! - imagine lovejoy is like a HUGE HUGE Band so maybe this is in the future - anyways you and ur friend go to a lovejoy concert - for the sake of the story, youre not that big a fan of lovejoy just familiar with hits like sex sells and one day - the whole time ur friend is like “theyre so good hes so good its all so good” - you two end up a few rows from barricade - and you and ur friend start screaming it up as you should - youre not oblivious to the way the lead singer keeps looking over in your direction, winking and smiling - imagine a sweaty, singing wilbur glancing over at you during sex sells and giving you a smile as he rasps out “you know sex sells i know that” - brb ascending to heaven - anyway a time comes when he stops to speak to the audience - he wastes no time - he struts over to your side of the stage and points at you - “what’s your name?” - and you scream it at him - “what a lovely name!” - the crowd cheers - “ahre you single?” he asks with a grin on his face - the grin grows when u nod at him - “give me ur number!?” he asks and you nod at him as ur friend is dying next to you - he gestures u and ur friend to the front of the stage by the barricade - and he passes you a marker and make syou WRITE YOUR NUMBER ON HIS GUITAR OR HIS SHIRT OR SOMETHING - oh yeahh go you go you thank yoU! let me know if you want any of these to become a bigger story/imagine and LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT A PART 2 WITH OTHER PEOPLE :D reblogs appreciated

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