#taskmaster quotes | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

unofficial-book-of-quotes-tm · 3 months

Text

Noel Fielding: Can I just say that we did get Tim Key a marriage licence, so I am fucking married to a duck. Alex Horne: We got him a marriage licence to marry people in Hawaii. So it's still- You've got to consummate the marriage in Hawaii before it counts. Greg Davies: I don't think that's on the certificate. I don't think- Marriage as long as they- as long as he takes the duck to Hawaii and fucks it.

Noel Fielding, Alex Horne, Greg Davies (series 04, episode 08: Tony three pies) Do something surprising with this rubber duck.

#taskmaster #noel fielding #alex horne #greg davies #taskmaster quotes #taskmaster: series 4

56 notes · View notes

bebiggerontheinside · 1 year

Text

every day mood

#taskmaster quotes #taskmaster #taskmaster uk #taskmaster 15 #15x03 #the mood #the exact description of me

187 notes · View notes

creelby · 6 months

Text

you’ve heard of perfectly cut screams, but “what a c📯📯📯” is even more perfect

#taskmaster #julian clary #lucy beaumont #taskmaster spoilers #s16 spoilers #taskmaster s16 #taskmaster series 16 #taskmaster quotes #taskmaster season 16 #taskmaster hotel

59 notes · View notes

kimwxlers · 1 year

Text

Frankie Boyle and Ivo Graham in TASKMASTER: Series 15

#my gifs #taskmaster #taskmasteredit #panelshowedit #frankie boyle #ivo graham #series 13 and 15 truly gave us unlikely pair of father and son #but this one? they exude logan and kendall roy energy i'm crying #edit: i took me a solid hour to realise that i put wrong quote in the post 😭 anyways...

1K notes · View notes

harmonizingsunsets · 3 months

Text

Anthony, Benedict, and Colin:

#bridgerton #anthony bridgerton #colin bridgerton #benedict bridgerton #taskmaster #incorrect quotes #bridgerton netflix #the viscount who loved me #romancing mister bridgerton #an offer from a gentleman #kathony #polin #the bridgerton brothers know how to make love harder than it needs to be #tvwlm #Al Murray #paul chowdhry #dave gorman

293 notes · View notes

kitmarlowe · 6 months

Text

TASKMASTER Series 16: Episode Titles

#taskmaster #taskmasteredit #greg davies #sam campbell #susan wokoma #lucy beaumont #julian clary #alex horne #sue perkins #gif #fagin at THE disco in the title but A in quote #and none from sue

304 notes · View notes

marksandrec · 8 months

Text

Marks and Rec: Misc #2599

Suspicious. (Dialogue from Taskmaster.)

#critical role #critical role cast #taliesin jaffe #sam riegel #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: taskmaster #vid: critical role cast answers the web's most searched questions #laura bailey #liam o'brien

345 notes · View notes

hell0potato · 9 months

Text

#taskmaster #taskmasteruk #britcom #gregdavies #alexhorne #mike wozniak #task #quote #quotes #comedy #iconic

193 notes · View notes

notalexhorne · 8 months

Text

I wonder how many of my followers who have never seen Taskmaster know that these weird-ass gifsets I reblog are not in any way altered or misquoted. There's no real "incorrect quotes" trend in this fandom, because Alex Horne and Greg Davies just... say this unhinged shit unprompted. Nobody put those words in their mouths. They're just like this all on their own.

#taskmaster #alex horne #greg davies #i've seen a single digit number of incorrect quote posts for this fandom #they really do not exist #just today i saw a post about alex horne accidentally eating a wasp and i believed it #because he absolutely would and i've seen the man intentionally eat worse

155 notes · View notes

unofficial-book-of-quotes-tm · 2 months

Text

Can there be any sadder sight than a blood-covered loaf of bread in the wrong room?

Greg Davies (series 05, episode 02: The leprechaun or the lesbian) Slice the loaf as neatly as possible.

#taskmaster #greg davies #taskmaster quotes #taskmaster: series 5

47 notes · View notes

bebiggerontheinside · 6 months

Text

every time someone talks about anything that is not my hyperfixation my audhd brain goes: