#tastey meal

[kore-cryptid]

so i read dungeon meshi today

i do Not recommend reading it int he span of 11 hours but i DO recommend you read it in general holy shit it was so good i cant wait to see how the anime turns out im having So much fun

[elloratic]

Pasta Recipe

whatever kind of pasta you like (I enjoy tagliatelle)

mayonaise

tuna

cheese

seanonings (I like cayanne and knox aromat but I like knox aromat in Literally Everything. at LEAST put salt in there heathens)

milk if you want more sauce. butter also works

any other shit you want In That Thang. today I have bacon, but I've found shredded chicken with spicy breading is really nice, for Me at least. I like soaked breading

mix up that shit. ayyyy pasta

[devil-in-hiding]

Bully!John dosent even wanan fuck you at first. Sure your attractive but he really just wanted to see you cry.

He found it really weird but no matter how much he isolated you from everyone else on base and spoke down to you you never defended yourself or complained or tried to leave.

He only started finding smexual gratification in making you cry after the coffee spill incident. Seeing you sob and loose all control of your posture and almost perfect appearance made him hard as fuck.

He made sure to be kind to you for the weeks following, telling you "'s'ok, love, you got me haven't you?" When no one would talk with you at meal times. Holding your hand and kissing it thankfully when you brought him coffee in the mornings...

Then he switched one day. He started telling you what meals to bring if your gonna eat in his office so now you find yourself having to settle for chicken instead of the tastey mac and cheese you've been scoffing down for the past months.

He calls you his best girl when you take his empty tray for him afterwards and the whole situation confuses you even more. Over the next days he makes comments on your outfits "awh, what happened to those pretty skirts lovie? Thay sort of thing just dosent suit you" And suddenly, you find yourself wearing skirts for him eventhough you really miss wearing your comfy trousers.

"I like you more when you got the natural stuff on... that bright shit makes you look like a tramp, baby" the nickname somehow makes the comment about your makeup all better... you start wearing neutral toned stuff again.

He's pissed that he hasn't made you cry yet and becomes suddenly aware that he needs to be meaner. "Fuckin' hell, girl. This shit looks like it's been written by a toddler" and "baby cakes, i know your too dumb to understand but if your late one more time in gonna send you runnin' off" (he wouldnt and you wernt even late)

Eventually you brake down in the bathroom, you don't cry often and it's soemthing you pride yourself on but you hate disappointing your boss. When you come back he's even angrier that he missed your little cry- he can see your puffy eyes and red nose and that makes him let it all out...

(Sorry that's a long one)

-👠

my brain is fucking broken guys

[battle-of-the-birds]

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Cream Colored Woodpecker

Native to South America, the Cream Colored Woodpecker is a hunter of insects. They will often feast on nests of ants and termites, breaking into their carefully built structures in order to get a tastey meal. The females tend to not have the red patch on their cheeks like the males do, so they don’t look as much like Pilachu. Learn More!

Australian Ibis

Sometimes called the “bin chicken”, the Australian ibis is closely related to the African Sacred Ibis. Despite this, they are in fact native to Australia. It’s nicknamed the bin chicken because it will sometimes rummage through garbage when living in urban areas. But, in the wild Australian Ibis eat a large range of invertebrates. This includes the Cane Toad. Yes, THAT came toad. The highly toxic one. Learn More!

(Cream Colored Woodpecker photo by Carolien Hoek) (Australian Ibis photo by Terence Alexander)

[mirakurutaimu]

I had a kickass braised beef stromboli at a restaurant the other day and wanna recreate it... Do I try making my own braised beef or just go lazy and use pepperoni and sandwich cut roast beef?

power thru it and make that tastey meal. u know its gonna be worth it afterwards

what the fuck is wrong with this image i just wanted the msn :p emote what is wrong with our beautiful internet

[rory-multifandom-mess]

Hello, I hope this ask finds you well.

Should you find yourself ever eating packaged ramen for a meal, don’t merely settle for what’s in the package. Spice it up a bit. When the ramen is halfway done add some eggs, cheese (of your choice), green onion and sesame seeds. Turn it into a proper meal.

Below is the cheesy egg ramen I made for dinner.

Ooooh, that looks so tastey…. I’ll keep this in mind for next time I make ramen! Though I usually just have the ones that come in a cup lmao

[memorycycle]

can i get yall some drinks before your meal . just water...? ok... you surre? we have some really tasty sweet tea... is really tastey.......

[certifieddudette]

man who does NOT know what sex is: "bro im having the best gay sex of my life mmm"

*man's enjoying a hearty meal*

"MMmmm so TASTEY!"

[narzissenkreuz-ordo]

bro why are all the pgr extra chapters such BANGERS like. damn these are so fucking good >:0

i was already excited to do this one bc changyu is sonboyo but it takes place right when the punishing virus breaks out and oh my god this is such a good meal holy fuck fjdsklfds

rolands interlude was great bc its just the truman show but horror flavored and he the only reason WHY he figures out everything is lie is bc of the punishing virus and being attacked by all the robot 'paid actors' and it was cool to see how quickly and suddenly the punishing virus just wrecked shit

but this extra chapter is also so tastey its just happening during changyu's everyday life and no one one knows how FUCKED shit is about to get... man....... MAN........

[imaginethezeldaverse]

YUNOBOS GONNA GET HIS ROCKY ASS DRAGGED INTO THE HOT SPRING SO HE CAN TAKE A LOAD OFF AFTER HOLDING AN ENTIRE FUCKING CAVE ON HIS BACK, HOLY SHITHJJKGMSD- also thte. god the imagery with his mouth practically on your neck and him walking you home is sO. hrhrghbrnr god thats so fuckign tastey thank you for the meal. bUT REALTALK I KNOW HES BEEG(tm) AND BUILT DIFFERENT BUT LET! HIM! RELAX! AFTER THAT!! IF HE WONT LET HIMSELF RELAX THEN I'LL MAKE HIM (or at least like. try to. you know what i mean)

He would probably be so amenable to that. In fact, I'm willing to wager that after going home (where he can't stop thinking about you after what happened in that cave) he ends up going to the hot spring to soak. But that doesn't deter his thoughts at all. Instead, he just ends up thinking about you there too. So much so it's becoming difficult to relax and he's not really sure what more he can do about it. Does he talk to you about what happened? Express that he can't get your face out of his head and he's not sure why? You guys have been friends for a while now so it should be easy, right? He's always been able to talk to you. ...But why does the thought of bringing it up to you make him so nervous? ...Why does the visual of your flushing cheeks and the curve of your lips keep popping up in his memories? There's an ache in his chest he can't place. It's unfamiliar and it's making him unsure of whether he just wants to talk to you or...wants something else. You might need to help Yunobo relax, Maple, he's struggling 🤷🏽‍♀️

[tartagliatum]

OMG I LOVE UR KAZUVENTI HC SO MUCH. ITS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED AT THIS POINT SHFHSHSJXJ

Do u have other ones like it 👀

like kazuven or wg? idk 🧍🧍🧍 but i just love kazuven so so much <3 kazuha trying to keep up with venti's tolerance and ending up very drunk very fast - leaving venti to help him home and settle his stomach with belly rubs to ease the lil hiccups and burps, the two falling asleep to warm drunken cuddles. with how drunk he gets on these nights, kazuha becomes shameless in his requests and pesters venti for tummy rubs, whether in the angel's share or in the comfort of their home. in the mornings venti often finds him leaning over the toilet miserably, and spends the day rubbing away his tummyache and headache as he helps him to get sick.

also!! venti showing him around mondstadt, introducing him to the music and people and architecture and most importantly - the food!! as an archon (an indulgent one at that) his stomach is a bottomless pit, and he doesn't consider his bf's ability to keep up. kazuha likes seeing him happy though and so doesn't mind suffering from a bit of a stomachache - and he really doesn't mind being handfed tastey bites and made to try different wines and ciders until he's a little tipsy, blushing shyly when venti notices him loosening his belt under the table <33 it's okay though; belly rubs are starting to become a bit of a routine, and one he's quite fond of at that. he knows venti will make sure his meals settle comfortably once they're done ^^

[plumbogs]

the capps up to their usual.

Viola brought a friend home and then challenged her to a shootout. Fitness and Sports being separate hobbies is so sad because otherwise they'd be into the same exact things. but we survive. it's a generation of fit sporty teens, i guess. gym buddy potential.

everone comes over for a tastey and delicious meal :) yay

[syntaxaero]

Favorite meal to make?

I like to cook burgers ! easy and tastey :]

[r4bbitdragon]

well if its his own special i suppose that counts for my hotaro meal watch. tastey...

[battle-of-the-birds]

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Red Winged Blackbird

The Red Winged Blackbird is a bird found in the United States, Mexico, and Canada. Their striking red plumage against black feathers is sure to make them stand out. They’re actually known to be very polyamorous, with a male having more than one female nesting in his territory at a time. There is actually a red winged black bird that does not have the yellow stripe, although they are not a different species and rather a product of the environment that they live in. Learn More!

Green Heron

The Green Heron has been shown to bait the water, waiting for a tastey fish to swim up. They will use bread, feathers, and insects to entice their meal to the surface. Then, they strike! Although they usually hunt on the shores, sometimes a heron will dive into the water to catch deeper prey! Learn More!

(Art by @tertain-the-original )

[lumenflowered]

Sigilyph mail! Some tasty Gengar-safe chocolate snacks, and some ready-to-eat microwave meals, with included disposal silverware. The microwave meals have sticky notes with a various doodled Silvers, so... presumably they're for him, later.

ooo tastey! ty ty :P

(im gonna smuggle those into his bag. hell never suspect a thing)