#taylor swift would NEVER

[purpurrock]

Today i was volunteering at church and one of the older volunteers looked at my Kandi and asked if I was a swiftie. One of the worst insults I've ever gotten tbh. I fucking hate Taylor Swift

[g3othermal3scapism]

rose tyler visiting home wearing tshirts from artists and tours that havent happened yet or tv shows that dont exist yet and everyone thinking she just has weird obscure music taste and is rly weird. its 2006 rose tyler walking down the street and everyone who glances at her shirt is thinking ‘who in the fuck is olivia rodrigo and where did this girl get a 2024 tour shirt’

[itwaslegendary]

Taylor Swift (and Travis Kelce) - The Eras Tour, London N3

[lizzy-bennet]

the year is 2023. you log into tumblr. you see a post saying that taylor lautner starred in a taylor swift music video and then came out onstage during her tour and did a series of unplanned, spontaneous blackflips just because he felt like it. you check to see if the post is from one-time-i-dreamt. it is not. skeptically, you scroll down only to see someone say that sharkboy and lovergirl are feeling so unserious at the eras tour tonight. you wonder if your dash is trying to goncharov you.

[titsthedamnseason]

eras tour lookbook: my favorites edition

[toobusybeingdelulu]

Nah i think it’s so funny how Joe and Dacre’s chemistry was so strong that they had to scrap their plotline and never make them interact again 😭😭. How the times have changed; back in the teen wolf and sherlock days, if they had acted together in one of those shows, the writers would have queerbaited the fuck out of them

[evermoredeluxe]

Gracie Abrams on advice she’s received from Taylor (x)

[pinofdnp]

family that i chose now that i see your brother as my brother <3

[cieric-of-chaos]

there's nothing worse than seeing people headcanon your favorite character as a "sw*ftie"

[avis-writeshq]

your friendly reminder that spencer reid will listen to any music you want. if he’s in your car and you want to play taylor swift, he’ll listen to it with no complaints. if you want to listen to olivia rodrigo and blast it all over the house, he’ll turn it up even louder. if you want to listen to kpop music, he’ll translate them for you and tell you what they mean after.

he’s not going to hate on your music if you don’t hate on his.

[cyber-corp]

swifties will say shit like “this song serves SO much cunt!!!” and then play the most middle of the road pop music you've ever heard

[cheolism]

just saw a post saying that if taylor swift and margot robbie meet tonight it would be barbie-ception but there’s no way taylor swift could ever be a barbie because of her blatant apathy towards the environment, dating of a rampant racist and bigot, and failure to speak on any current event that would require her to actually take on the political activist role she manicured for herself

[censorious-asshat]

let's get one thing straight. Annabeth Chase would not be a swiftie or even listen to Taylor swift

[itwaslegendary]

first 3 girls getting murdered at a taylor dance class and 9 days later the eras tour is targeted. this is not a coincidence and i need you to start taking femicides very seriously.

[draworlive]

🌟TEKNOPATHETIC🌟

[titsthedamnseason]

i can’t believe it’s already over but it’s time to play the surprise song game for paris n4 💔 this has been suuuuuch a fun and unpredictable long weekend of shows that i wish would never have to end! but alas it must so instead of being sad let’s manifest some amazing guesses for everyone going tonight by leaving your predictions for the surprise songs in the tags / replies of this post and all the winners will get a shoutout 🫶🏻

my guesses are going to be the best day (even though i know it isn’t french mother’s day i don’t want to take the risk that she won’t acknowledge it) and robin (because i need her to play it on the piano so bad). special shoutout to france for being the first euro city to bring us this incredible time zone i am so well rested