This really doesn't have to go on main but I'm putting it here for now:
So uh. Job hunting online for retail positions is definitely an experience. I saw a part time position listing for an office supply store and I think to myself, good! Not a restaurant! I can do office supplies! So I submit the resume/application and then get to the "great, thank you for that! Here are some multiple choice answer questions ranging from word association to number sequences to math problems!"
And I think to myself "great! I'm good with numbers and math and I should be okay associating basic words for this lovely RETAIL POSITION" and then I get the quick and easy practice questions. Wonderfully easy. I've got this. It's neverending and you just have a 10minute time limit to answer as many as possible! No problem!
Then I click "begin" and get slammed with the most ungodly whiplash with the first question being word association about "which of these four words is DIFFERENT" and the options were STRANGLE, PUSH, THROTTLE, and SUFFOCATE.
Hey, uh. Hey retail job. You uh. You okay there? I have some concerns and it was the first question.
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be me
go to rui's tumblr to check on new art
get flashbanged by topless angel derek and incubus baxter biting his lips
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close eyes, breathe deeply through nose
more deep breaths
RELEASE SCREAM
try to breathe as normal (you can't)
sit (kneel?) still contemplating your life choices 🧎♀️
that's it, thanks for putting yourself in my shoes for 10 seconds.
-k anon (hi, i'm alive)
JKSDGFASJKLDSAHJKL i just saw this gm k anon hope youre feeling better
lovely reaction 10/10 this just increased the chances of doing it again a 30%
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okay. I think my biggest jealousy with japan just hit me with the hotel provided mouthwash
it was APPLE flavored!! literally I am so happy to get a mouthwash that isn't mint, I just can't stand mint and i am legitimately wondering if I can bring mouthwash in my checked bag
literally the only non-mint fruity ones I've seen in adult mouthwashes in the US is like. grapefruit. and I'm cautious with grapefruit and grapefruit-flavored things in general
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