#tea papyrus

[aka-zey]

The Tea Post but it's Undertale

[hiveplague]

Swapisle au

hello so if your reading this your atleast some what intrested apolgizes  there will be spelling and grammer misteaks and cusswords Clementine (swapisle the skele bros big sister ) this is a au i made the main theme of this au is just generlly CHAOTIC GREMLINS clementine tends to go by any pronouns she/her he/him they/them they are genderfluid and demisexual there au underground theme is more enchanted there house is actually a lovley cottage and there brother (whos nickname is tea) is part of the royal gaurd tho he just watches over his post simlar to underswap papyrus  a funfact is clementine is generally more confrontive but not confrontive at a same time they have there momments for example there was one time they gave alphas a verbal beat down for attacking the human when they first met  they more care about others then themself in this au magic is alittle differnt aswell now lets talk about tea he is generall fine with most things hes pan lmao and he is the royal judge simlar to classic sans role however he is abit more observent and drops hints to his sister more often however the fun thing is that all siblings reamber the resets but clementine acts all nice and happy but when they break down they break down its.... diffuclate to say the least now to headcannons BECAUSE BOY I HAVE ALOT ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 🌟 tea actually has insomnia the poor soul and he also has a unhealthy love for black tea and honey the only reason clementine is against it is because the amount they consume per day is more then water tho tea has water in it its not enough to have the correct amout per day and the caffine is over doing it 🌟tea most of the time is like classic threw the  genocide runs they dont do anything however his sister is a differnt story but we will get to her headcannons after tea 🌟tea littrly has found clementine on the roof in a onsie and was so confused and concerned this had happened when they were really young 🌟tea dose know of the other aus since he worked as a scinetiest with his gaster witch will have headcannons here aswell 🌟 tea appearance is way diffrent then his sister he has patches of brownish lack dots all over his bones along with hints of a hibiscus color dits aswell the hibiscus dits and brownish black dots are on his face aswell they look like freckles and his eyelights are a lovely hbiscus color mixed with green it looks like a field of flowers in a way 🌟 tea is 8′6 🌟 he wears tank tops most often and often steel toed boots he tends to also wear a hoodie around his waist thats a gold color that has black snake patern on it 🌟 hes the younger sibling just tall ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 🌟 now for there gaster whos nickname i have dubed him  apoco he has insomnia aswell but also ADD or ADHD but the more chill version of it that makes you have no energy and multitask on every little thing  🌟 apoco actually made tea and clementine and  gaurd threw using abit of his dust in a machine tho if there were more skeleton monsters they couldve combinded there magic to create tea and apoco but both of these process are dangerous 🌟 hes actually a good father belive it or not and the core accident didnt happen well it did but he didnt fall into the core tho he no longer works as the royal scinestist  🌟he apperenice is a mix of teas and clementine who is sometime called bee by her father for her love of the tiny things his eyes ocsinally change color not as bad as clementine or bee  🌟 he WILL throw hands with you in the genocide rout no queastion asked  🌟 HE IS TALL OML his height is 10′8  tho tea is catching up to him then theres just poor tea the poor woman lol 🌟 he has brittle bones they break easy and get hurt easy so he has to be careful because hurt bones are a PAIN to deal with  🌟 he can sing funny enough tea has described his singing to others simlar to a sirens  🌟 this fancy mf wears a trench coat that has sun and star patterns on it along with potion like symbols on it  ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 🌟now we have clementines whos nicknames are bee  freezy  rain and a few more 🌟 she got the bad end of the stick of the genes in apocos side her bones are brittle as fuck like his  and scoliosis she also cant move her hips at all and will have to get them rebroken to connect them with the right parts to be able to move them and she got the mental end of the stick she has paranoid schizophrenia and ADHD Bipolar and a few more that will be updated over time she also has anxiety and depression tho she is geting medicine for these things 🌟her appearance is generally like swap sans but she has light rose quartz pink dots with olive and mint green spots that look simlar to mini   daffodil flowers there is also a occasionally purple and blueish and purple lavender daffodil marks her eye lights change there most often her natural color of a lovley blueish green it looks like a ring and the colors are flooding into eachother her  outer eyelight part are a greyish blue and the inside is a vibrant olive green tho her eye lights change alot of colors  when angry they tend to be brown and gold she also has the rose quartz colored dots along with the olive and mint green and purple and gold dots an dlittle daffodil like markings on her face like freckles and markings 🌟she loves animals and with her ADHD she tends to be hyper 24/7 and has random crashes she forgets alot of times and she will blurt out random things or because her ADHD she will copy random noises and make them her room is full of weighted plushies and blankets and many many plushies such as snake octopus dragons and bees also has cats and birds hidden in there 🌟her height is 5′5 when it comes to the family tho she climbs to get most things shes alittle gremlin lol her brother and father often have a tough time keeping up with her energy  🌟 she cooks really well she tends to have a more southern way of cooking and it taste amazing and she dosent know how to do portions when she cooks she cooks for everyone so yes i can imagine her randomly bringing foods for the star sanses and bad sanses secretly and droping it off  🌟her outfit is a turtle neck that ranges from colors and fluffy winter boots  she wears gloves purely she dislikes people she dosent know liking her she also has a black scarf  that she will wrap around her face when she gets a episode and HATES dislikes people seeing any part of her body she also dose wear glasses occasionally even tho shes as blind as a bat she only wears then occasionally  simply the cold clouds glasses like a bitch so she often uses her hands or hearing to find where things are and is really good at it 🌟her personality is chaotic she has moments where she acts chaotic and makes violent jokes and shit 🌟she would defiantly be friends with lust and horror and outer and farmer 🌟she loves growing her own herbs and making jam and tea from flowers she drinks tea but not as much as her brother 🌟her hands are really shaky at times and she will panic because she sometimes hears things that arnt there not vioces like error but things she gets scared very easily so expect her to jump and let out alittle squeak if you come up behinde her  🌟 she hates being alone but also likes it its more she hates silence she also deffinatlly people saying shes a people pleaser since the first half of her life she had spent faking a personality that the specific person wanted instead of using the personality that was hers she often falls into this habit again and just calls her self fake even tho this was implented on her by a specific person from the au  she crys easily when yelled and she will say sorry for everything 🌟she actually has snaped in a genocide route and killed the human before   🌟 she uses a weapon that rang it can be a staff at some points with double sided crystal points at each side or a full on great sword or daggers she also can use a bow 🌟she despises aphlys  for trying to hurt her brother at one point because she was mad she fucking whooped alphys ass she also refuses to join the royal gaurd  🌟 she much prefers to be the undergrounds and snowdens local baker and  cafe worker  🌟 she runs a caffe called ‘Hidden Academy’ its witched and magic themed theres paintings on the wall of a magical hidden forest and dragons griffions flying on the walls and on one side of the cafe is ocean themed with sea serpents in the water along with sirens singing on rocks and then the roof is a night sky with glowing stars and comets  🌟 shes generally chill about the work outfit but most employs get to choose the color of a witch hat they want they can decorate the hat and there uniform is color themed to match the outfit 🌟 her outfit is olive green mixed with purple and she has little crysal and herb symbols on her witch hat with a viel hanging from the hat to cover her face she can see threw the viel dw  🌟she loves upbeat music but music in generally  🌟 she can travel threw aus her magic concludes of being able to freeze stuff and lightning along with bone and gaster blaster magic  🌟 she can and will shock you a tiny bit if you piss her off 🌟 this little shit can be vicous she is very competive in battle  🌟 her love language is pychical touch gifts and she loves hearing words of affirmative she needs  loves to know shes doing a good job 🌟 deffinatlly the little spoon but will switch to big spoon at times  🌟shes allways cold but her bodys allways warm like a heater so she will snuggle a person whos warm or warm things 🌟clementine birthday is march 26 ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 🌟now for the sans of this au his nickname is gaurd or more simply called plague 🌟he looks simlar to clementine and tea but his colors are more vibrant and instead of droplet or daffodil markings he has star markings that also look simlar to roses and his eye lights are a ocean blue tho they sometimes change to light blue 🌟 he is the second oldest and shortest clementine holds that title both sulkingly and proudly lol 🌟you actually can die in a battle with him and if he sees you try and fight his siblings oh dear goodness pray for yourself 🌟he tends to use a sword or daggers more then his bone attacks

🌟he loves fuzzy things just like clementine but is a walking heater 🌟he is often found at clementines cafe/diner 🌟 hes pretty chill and tends to be entergetic but not as bad as the classic papyrus  🌟 he is in the royal gaurd actually  🌟 hes the second in command of the royal gaurd 🌟 he wears gloves and his outfit is a guard uniform with a cape and hood with a snake mark on it  🌟 the outfit is more of a black turtle neck that has no sleves and blueish black pants and boots 🌟hes height is 6′6

[reunitedinterlude]

demands (2024 / 2016 / 2015)

bonus (2017):

[maiuoart]

"Breathe Me In"

Just a personal piece that always has popped up with Mutt

That smoke isn't man-made; It's magical.

Each color has it's theory, each smoke has it's own remedy for a Soul. Some can be toxic, like man-made; But some can be good for ones Soul. A lot of my personal HC's have it as a remedy for any of the Papyrus of any AU that smokes.

But, ✨magical smokes✨

[alpacacare-archive]

i bet that even as humans they still refer to themselves as skeletons

[triglycercule]

What do you think the types of drunk would the murder trio be? Im pretty sure ask dusttale already answered this question about dust but i have to ask the mtt expert

see now askdusttale DID answer the question. but they didn't ANSWER the question when asked what dust is like drunk. they just said that dust is the type to drink himself blackout drunk. so that mean i have total freedom on deciding what the mtt are like drunk hehehe (rubs hands together in a villanous way that you would imagine nightmare doing or something idk)

i already have an absolutely hilarious idea for horror and it might just because i'm on the guilt section of his character analysis but i could TOTALLY imagine him being an emotional drunk. like he CRIES. horror sans man known for being incredibly guarded and private with what he feels bawling his eye out. he gets mad he gets sad he does not get happy because horror doesn't have the right to be happy. he is too upset over the fact that he fucking DOOMED all of horrortale because of his selfishness and nothing can stop him from being incredibly vocal about that fact so much so that killer had to tape his mouth shut because he wouldn't stop crying so loud. and then he just silently cries until he passes out from exhaustion. the alcohol has an incredibly strong effect on him because i dont think he would drink regularly plus he definitely hasnt drinken anything in those 7 years of starvation. it hits like a fucking plane crashing into him. or like getting his eye taken out again. either one!

another funny idea i had for killer would be like the alcohol affecting him but he SWEARS that he's still sober. he is very confused when he starts stumbling because wtf he doesnt FEEL drunk??? why is he bumping into walls and tables HELP WHY DOES HE SOUND FUCKING STUPID???? the alcohol is definitely effecting him but he swears he swears he doesn't feel drunk. hes not drunk its just the damn body doing this stupid bullshit!!!! he's still very aware of what's going on and is basically the same as sober but just like. he's wiggly he's wobbly and oh shit he just fell head face first into a tv whoops. he'd also have a high tolerance because just because. he can drink without feeling like shit until he just blacks out mid conversation with someone because his body couldn't take the toll of all the beer or whatever. hilarious idea triglycercule thank you triglycercule i know

dust in the context that we already know that he drinks AND he can fight against the human while like partially drunk.... i feel it would be kinda like a giggly drunk situation. except dust doesn't laugh at anything that's funny he only laughs when someone gets hurt or something. SADISTIC giggly drunk. because i can already imagine a half drunk dust laughing his ass off after killing the human and its a beautiful sight to me.

anyways imagine how it goes when you pair this sadistic giggly drunk with another that wont stop going through the 5 stages of grief and another that keeps on fucking falling over for no reason in his eyes. dream blunt rotation but the blunt is a bottle of vodka. i can already imagine it in my head and its fucking HILARIOUS. horror going on about how he caused the deaths of others and manipulated and tricked papyrus while killer is just trying his best to keep his eyes open because for some reason they won't stop trying to close. he is surprisingly getting frustated. dust has long since lost his voice laughing at this and he's just silent wheezing at everything. also phantom papyrus is only making the laughter worse because he keeps on making rude comments towards horror and killer and only he can hear him and its guffaw inducing. mtt amazing friend group you dont get shit like this anywhere else

[olmstier]

More old stuff— feat. Sans

[papyrus-in-places-he-shouldnt-be]

Papyrus shouldn't be with your mom

[askcharaandfriends]

The Dreemurrs put the pie and tea in hospietalitea!

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[spotaus]

Had a bunch of Doppletale ideas during my shower so I'm putting then under the Cut!

1) Kale stays underground for a really long time (<- That one's already established. It's like, 6-7 years I believe?) But I think that it's drawn out so long because, not only is K terrified (rightfully so) but Sans is also *extremely* hesitant to tell K about the rest of the underground. Like, he explains if she outright asks him, he wouldn't lie, but even then he cautions her with the most grave explanation when she asks about going past Waterfall for the first time. The further away from Snowdin she ventures, the less he can ensure she's safe. He's honestly terrified for the day she goes to see Asgore. He knows he'll have to Judge her, and that he'll have to accompany her to Asgore, and the last time he escorted someone to the barrier he snapped and killed them just before reaching the king. No matter how many years she's been around and how much better he gets with physical contact, he's so afraid he'll lose himself in that Judgement Hall again.

2) The barrier is fundamentally misunderstood by the monsters of the underground. They believe that to pass the barrier, Monsters must eat Humans and become 'human-like' to escape. This came about after Chara fell and the royal family adopted them. Chara was only a human child, and back then no one was starving. The royal family had recently had Asriel, so when Chara came to them, they thought the best way to teach their son to transform was to have a real human to mimic. Chara was off-limits for meals, and they grew up alongside Asriel as his sibling. Then one day Chara fell ill (ran out of human-food) and Asriel insisted that they go to the surface to get Chara more food. No one saw the whole story. How Chara was coughing blood as they exited the barrier, abd how they were holding Asriel's hand as he slipped through right behind them, disguised as a human child. The monsters had assumed that Asriel ate Chara and escaped the barrier. When Asriel returned to the underground, it was months later, and he only came back because he'd been spotted as a "changeling" by the villagers and had been attacked, separated from Chara and the family he'd been staying with. He "died" inside the barrier, unable to explain how he'd escaped in the first place. (He takes the form of Chara often when he's Flowey if only because it's one of the few faces he remembers.) So, the monsters assumed they had to be perfectly human by consuming more humans to escape. They're wrong. (It actually takes a human putting trust into a monster to give them the chance to cross, and the monster has to view the human as something other than food. As an equal. So, for the barrier to break, the entire underground has to recognize, on some level, that a human is more than food.)

3) Ghost Monsters don't eat Humans, and therefore are the most sane monsters underground by far. All four ghost-monsters were haunting objects that were held onto by humans that had been killed by the monsters, and ended up trapped underground by accident. The only time Ghost Monsters pose a threat is when they try to possess a human. The Ruins Ghost inhabits a dummy (one that's unsettlingly human-shaped that looks like it's been gnawed on by the ruins monsters quite a bit) and it has no intention of harming humans, though it will occasionally appear behind humans or in corners without warning. Napstablook is actually harmless, but wails and cries like a tortured soul. The only thing that calms him is his music. Mad Dummy ends up being the most dangerous Ghost to humans, but much like ruins dummy he inhabits a strange human-anatomy dummy in the waste-dump. He desperately wants a human to possess so he can pass the barrier and escape his wrongful imprisonment. Lastly MTT is obviously still in his robot-body, but as a monster who stays sane while Alphys goes insane, as Sans leaves, as everyone around him starves, he stays adamant that he has to look out for those who aren't able to care for themselves. (In this AU he's never Box shaped.)

3.5) MTT hosts the radio underground. After Alphys damaged him with a trap, he decided that he couldn't bring himself to be on-screen. Instead he uses Alphys' camera system to broadcast a sort of news-station to all the radios in the underground. He's the Star of the underground, and a lot of monsters would claim that MTT was the only reason they didn't lose sanity already. His daily broadcasts always had something new, even after countless years, as his voice was calming and friendly, something monsters didn't have enough of. His very last broadcast is one where he announces it's his last broadcast, because the Barrier is broken. (I also think he'd eventually offer to endorse K to the underground citizens, which has a lot more sway than anyone expects in making Monsters not want to immediately devour K.) (Maybe he's even on the radio when/before K has to speak with Asgore, to take calls from the underground asking opinions on "the Kindness Soul" roaming the underground, and it's a shocking amount of Positivity that they get in response???)

3.6) On the surface, MTT would genuinely become some sort of influencer online. He'd probably love to do Storytimes or Vlogs, and have like a d.i.y. channel. He uses this popularity he gains to slowly but surely change the public opinion on monsters (at least some of them) and help advocate for them to not be ostracized. With advancements in tech, he wouldn't be immediately grouped with the monsters when appearing, so as someone from "outside" either side of the drama and such a positive force he could gather some support. (However, Papyrus and Blooky remain his #1 fans no matter how many new ones he gains.)

And finally, @oodlesndoodles because I promised I'd @ them, and Ood is the designer of Kale/K, the human mentioned for Doppletale's True Pacifist route!

[euesworld]

"You are my genesis, you are my revelation.. you are the beauty that rests between my pages. You are a tome of knowledge, secrets that can't be kept.. written and inked in blood, my blood mixed with mud on the papyrus where I wept. You are the universe, I am just a man.. flesh and blood, a waterfall of heartbeats falling like sand. You are the beginning, you are the end.. and you will forever be my bestest friend."

It's almost biblical the way you touch my heart - eUë

[luna-is-lost]

Happy 4th of July / American Independence Day

[naomiemuffet]

~Tea Party with Muffet and Papyrus~

[askunderverseluna]

[ladyflame-ask]

I'm live writing the next chapter of Milky Tea and Souls!

[teabotsstuff]

little guys for the soul