#teeth mention

[one-time-i-dreamt]

A bear with human teeth smiled at me and pulled me back into the waking world.

[not-sure-what-im-feeling]

Patton with fangs/sharp teeth

[neckromantics]

Noct and Prom both give off the energy that they bite during fights.

Noct only bites as a last resort, though. Like sometimes during training, when Gladio has him pinned, Noct just cronches down in a final attempt at winning. It pisses Gladio off so bad every time bc he never expects it. Definitely latches on like a leech and leaves a bruise in the perfect shape of his teeth. (Imagine a Tonberry taking him to court and suing, using the teeth imprint bruise as evidence. The Tonberry would win.) Probably bit Ardyn several times during the final fight just to prove a point tbh.

Prompto, though? Leaves no stone unbitten. He opens everything with his teeth, anyway. Why would fighting be different? Uses his chompers way more than he should and has chipped, and even broken a few before. (his dentist is a happy camper. Literally says, "See you next week!" before Prom leaves the office.) Dramatic, feral energy in a fight when it becomes close quarters bc he's not used to it. Runs at you, mouth open and teeth already clicking together like tap shoes on hardwood flooring. This boy isn't here to play. He will take a chunk out of a Cactuar. He does not care.

[vermin-teeth]

Why do teeth need to be straight?

I understand if it's a hinderance but my teeth are crooked but don't cause me any trouble or pain but I'm constantly told to get braces by random people (not dentists, just randos)

Braces would cause me pain and I love my smile

I love that one of my canines is larger than the other

I love my broken front tooth

I love my teeth

I don't understand why I need to change

[dayshift-at-jules]

I have chucked bricks at multiple toddlers then I ate their teeth.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??!? it's much more profitable to sell them : )

i'd say be like dave and sell your forbidden snack but i can't cuz DON'T BE LIKE DAVE it's the only good rule in life

[littlemissartemisia]

The worst part so far of being sick is that I broke one of my teeth and I can’t get it treated until the pneumonia goes away.

[irbcallmefynn]

Cringetober 2023 #31: Halloween!

Made a short little comic thing for this one! Evidently, Fynn isn't too good of a host for the spirit of Halloween. The most evil thing he does is eat people, but he only does it when the deserve it, so it's more... antihero? I guess?

Looks like Tumblr image compression kinda butchered this one, I think you get a better quality if you click on it? For things like this I tend to have a transcript of dialogue in the alt text, so check there if you're having trouble reading it.

Cringetober was loads of fun! Gave me something to do every morning, and gave lots of opportunities to experiment with my art and figure out what works! I'll definitely be doing another October art thing next year, maybe Octransfur or Weretober or something else aggressively furry.

[onyourstageleft]

getting my wisdom teeth forcibly removed from my skull tomorrow yippee

I will attempt to make a follow up post to this as soon as I wake up from sedation but I make no promises that it will be at all distinguishable as something done under the influence, I am after all the person who once drunk texted a friend at 2am a completely coherent paragraph and ended it with "I'm like Alexander Hamilton, I can write even when my life is falling apart" for justification it was 2016 and we were theatre majors

[spideygal]

(CW: Talking about dentist and pulling out teeth, combined with anesthesia spray, please scroll past if you're sensitive to such topics)

(I think the Read more option on Mobile got somehow taken off so please scroll past very quickly-)

Currently thinking about the fic I'm writing (the one with the hospital one) and I've got to know: is it legal if the dentist sprays anesthesia onto your gums and then almost immediately starts taking out your teeth? I've dealt with that on September 19th and I decided to include that into said fic and framed it as wrong so I'm curious if it's legal or not

[chaossequence]

wisdom tooth pain at the after party

[littlegayassbitch]

hey guys i made a thing, feel free to use it ig? if you have any suggestions for another one ill take those into consideration.

so uh yeah

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My teeth began elongating and becoming flaccid until they turned into foot-long bony worms, and then one of the worms said to me, “The one standing in infinite glory is you; the one fallen from grace is also you. What matters is ‘you’ and not the state of you.”

[can-of-pringles]

My little tooth spike came out. I'm kinda glad because it was bothering me, but at the same time now mouth is sore. Maybe don't fidget with your teeth like me.

(Please no one leave advice because I'm going to the dentist soon and I'm extremely anxious about it and I'm avoiding teeth related stuff rn)

[punbeam]

*Read in the voice of Jonathan Sims*

[angel-maybe-alive]

Since is April fool's I want to talk about the biggest fool I found in this fucking site

Some idiot with a fucking one piece profile pic made a half bitchy comment on my unpopular opinion post telling me to fuck off because I hate Hades/Persephone retellings

And i know that that human embodiment of self righteous bullshit wanted a fight or a argument

The problem is that they commented that while I was suffering from the worse tooth inflammation like the left side of my face was killing me and I had swallowed a bunch of pain killers to wait the inflammation to go down

And I have this weird memory of being in horrible pain waking up sweating picking my cellphone opening Tumblr half consciously reading the comment clicking the person's blog and just reading one or two posts they reblogged about hades and Persephone and just clicking the block button and falling asleep immediately after waking up next morning with the print of my phone in my left arm and my face numb

So sorry for the one piece perhades shipper that I couldn't engage with you in a enlightening battle of wits over my tastes In literature Greek mythology and books my tooth ached brain decided to virtually shot you before we could engage

[blatantescapism]

My great-great grandfather, Putt-Putt, had famously strong, sturdy teeth in a strong, sturdy jaw.

He would regularly pick up extra coin by impressing the tourists with feats of strength.

He could carry an empty hogshead barrel across the dock using only his teeth. Those things are massive, and weigh about 100 pounds empty.

The best photo I could find to give a sense of scale is this fellow taking part in an English Bonfire Night tradition:

I fervently wish I had inherited Putt-Putt’s teeth, instead of his NAFLD.