#teleport bread

[enneoleo]

teleport this bread around

come on spread the word

[todayontumblr]

Wednesday, January 17.

No time to waste

@enneoleo 

[askblog1]

NO TELEPORTIN' BREAD.

AIN'T NO TELEPORTIN' BREAD IN MY WORKSHOP. (danke for the ask.)

[atomiccherr1bomb]

Ok guys i need you to keep an eye on my bread, i trust you know not to reblog it, don't make me regret leaving you with this:

[null-entity]

Ready Sir!

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[snowflakethewise]

I made bread for teleporting, Soldier.

[officermaddie23]

Teleport Foxy Cooler

Maddie Drachenfire: So, we're fine as long as nobody teleports Foxy Cooler

Terrance Trevor: Question

Maddie Drachenfire: What's your question Terrance?

Terrance Trevor: I teleported Foxy Cooler

Maddie Drachenfire: What?

Terrance Trevor: You told me too

Maddie Drachenfire: How much?

Terrance Trevor: I have done nothing but teleport Foxy Cooler for 56 days

Vanessa: Where? Where have you been sending it?

[tailsbot98761]

WELL WHAT ON EARTH DID I JUST TELEPORT FOR THREE DAYS

[i-generated-nonsense]

i have done nothing but teleport bread for three days

[basement-buddy]

[familywoodf-art]

Niko teleporting bread

[enneoleo]

since you guys liked teleporting bread that much, spread the sourdough

you guys sure love your memes :fearful:

[tf2addictedman]

master baiter

[thatfantasylovingdork]

This was my response to the above tweet:

Skywarp: *passes out midair and falls to Earth*

Thundercracker: Starscream, did you just see-

Starscream: *kneels next to a battered Skywarp on the ground* Look who forgot to take their afternoon nap today.

Skywarp: I THOUGHT I HAD ENOUGH ENERGY FOR ONE MORE-zzzzzz

Starscream: 😏

[emotionally-clumsy-soldier]

ATTEEEEN-TION!

The name's Sgt. Jane J. Doe. I'm the best damn killer America's got! 48 years young, transmasc, bisexual polyamorous. War vet and amputee (my left hand). I've been a mercenary for going on a decade now and I don't intend to stop now! Welcome to my damn blog!

I'll give you a warning right now, son, I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to fight. To win. I ain't friendly, never have been and I never will be.

When you're a merc, you have to be real adaptable to bullshit. I've kept a combat log of everything that goes on here:

#soldier's radio - Talking. Rambling. Cussing. The like.

#incoming signal - Got a question? I keep 'em here. Come to visit? I also keep those here. You are under constant surveillance, maggot!

#teleported bread - Reblogs. They're my posts now. You will act like they're original!

#zoldier arc - A log I kept of that time I turned into a zombie.

#tacitus traumas arc - ...

That's all you're getting out of me. You want more answers? Pry 'em out of me!

Here's my old intro. Do with it what you will.

ooc/ boundaries and more info below

here is his ref:

other info about jane: he's autistic, he's an amnesiac, and he suffers from ptsd (primarily the robot wars, as you'll see brought up on this blog a lot) and schizophrenia.

despite his tough talk, he's not all that hot. he's a big softie when he lets his guard down - if he lets his guard down.

he mainly stays in his dorm, or if not there, the mess hall. he has a trainee under his wing at the moment (@mentally-anarchistic-private) and he stole his prosthetic from a sentient soldierbot (@spiritually-divine-soldierbot).

my name is box btw! i go by they/them and my tag is #box's lockbox. i'm 21 years old and i love to draw !!

i'm not straight-forward with my writing. you have to read between the lines. i'm not gonna just give you answers, you have to work for em ;3

BOUNDARIES:

don't godmod, please. (ie write yourself or your ocs into jane's backstory, write jane for me, etc).

no ableism, sexism, racism, etc. i will not take any nonsense about jane being any of these things either.

do NOT send jane weird fucking asks, such as implied nsfw, intense gore, or anything else under that vein of things. you WILL be publicly shamed. just because i'm an adult doesn't mean i want your shitty gross "jokes" or "angst prompts" in my inbox.

this blog is run and maintained by @angelcovesys. any and all drawn art is done by @mxboxlocks.