#testicular manslaughter

[sin-softly]

I made a bit of a mess

Can I borrow that pretty mouth of yours to clean up?

[luxi-lilith]

I've a shotgun aimed at your testicles to shred your testes and sever adjacent vesicles

Cold vengeance on a rapist

[gh0sted-exe]

if killing someone with a vehicle is called vehicular manslaughter, then would killing someone with your balls be called testicular manslaughter?

[rowan-silverweb]

Was running some D&D the other day for my friend group. The party members are trying to sneak into a town and happen to see a caravan of traders approaching.

Naturally, they ambush the merchants, because apparently people entering the town is a threat to them being able to get in.

Warlock: I cast eldritch blast on one of the merchants

Me: Ok roll attac-

Warlock: I am aiming for his balls

Me: Alright then, you still roll attacks. And no this is not an automatic crit.

*warlock rolls a nat 20, kills the man instantly since its a low level game*

Warlock: Well, he didn't plan for being testicular manslaughtered

[pplatonic]

yes formal thought disorder is often scary because i can no longer be understood by my peers and it can feel terrible and awful and isolating but other times formal thought disorder takes a look at the terms "vehicular manslaughter" and "testicular cancer" and thinks they're the same so it combines them into "testicular manslaughter" and this happens all the time to me

[mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware]

*hits a dude with my car* *he has to get his balls removed*

"Well shit, I just committed testicular manslaughter

[dio-without-an-s]

Testicular manslaughter

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

testicular manslaughter

i'm actually immune to this spell because they neutered me like a stray cat

[macncheesytoes]

Fallout 4 companions as things me and my friends have said

CAIT: ‘i’m kinda the alpha’

CURIE: ‘i could’ve caught that bird’

CODSWORTH: ‘i’m a happy chappy with a 3d printed dragon’

DANSE: ‘its okay, he’s not a pervert, he’s just racist’

DEACON: ‘he had so much adhd, he forgot he had it’

HANCOCK: ‘i don’t need clothes if i had you’

MACCREADY: ‘i’d die by shark or black hole. i’m still choosing’

NICK: ‘testicular manslaughter’

PIPER: ‘ the birds are government spies’

PRESTON: ‘i ate my frosties very angrily this morning’

im not going to say how many of these are just by me. also fun fact: hancock’s one was said by my best friend (a lesbian) to me (a guy)

[realdonkeykong]

CURSE OF TESTICULAR MANSLAUGHTER

[wizardrights]

testicular manslaughter

[rpfisfine]

testicular manslaughter

[princessmo]

testicular manslaughter

[spoonmoment119]

testicular manslaughter

[chronicsilliness]

testicular manslaughter

[uglynetwork]

testicular manslaughter