#tfp synth en

[tfp-is-my-lifeblood-lol]

Wouldn't it be funny if synthetic energon did ABSOLUTLEY nothing?

And the crazy shit Ratchet did in "Stronger Faster" was 100% the placebo effect?

I mean, we know that isn't true, because we literally SEE Ratchet's vital stats change, plus he passes out, and his eyes turn green, but wouldn't it be funny, though?

Imagine: It's completely harmless, basically just green water, and Ratchet's like "wow this is the good shit" and goes on a rampage because he thinks it's magical energon steroids cocaine.

[cyberrose2001]

I once again am here to talk about Synth-En and Matrix fueled Fuckimus Prime.

FUCKIMUS PRIME i love that

i'm just gonna splooge some words/hcs and hope they land

- The combination of synth-en and the matrix would have him on edge and hyper-anxious, you might find him glued to the computer screen scanning for potential threats to you or the team. Whether he's looking for a fight or not is a different story.

- He'd constantly seek you out or just keeps you close by to him in general, not letting you out of sight for even a moment. You need to be dropped off somewhere? He's already in his alt mode with his engines revving. Make sure to wear your seatbelt though, because he's less cautious about the speedlimit.

Onto the fuckimus prime part

- His spike would constantly be at the ready, even when he doesn't want it to be, might even be borderline painful until he gets to fuck his little human.

- Constant dirty thoughts. Seriously. He can hardly talk to you without the thought of bending you over his desk and fucking you senseless. The sensible part of him feels ashamed, but fuck, all he wants is to bury himself deep inside you.

- He's rough and throws you around, positioning you however he pleases. As always mating press is 🔛🔝. Loves staring into your eyes and burying his helm into your neck to smell you, it gets him higher than a kite.

- The stamina of a God. He will wear you out until you're limp, and if he's not satisfied by then, he'd just flop beside your cum-drenched form and self service himself to you.

[mychlapci]

Im here to beg for some synth-en megaratch because i dont havr any meaning in life besides stalking your blog <3

hgrhhh you are leaving me an open stage, i don’t know where to start… okay. The synth-en not only increasing both bloodlust and arousal, but mixing them together, which means that when Ratchet gets to Megatron he is, number one, filled with unbridled fury, number two, extremely horny after all the vehicons he knocked down on his way, and number three… Megatron can tell.

But you know, not a lot of people have the balls to just dominate Megatron himself like he’s just some piece of metal found on the street. So obviously, while Megatron is stronger than Ratchet, he lets him pin him down anyways, curious to see what the medic, seemingly unaware of the charge basically dancing across his plating, will do now. Spoiler: he doesn’t kill him. He fucks him. What a surprise.

mhmmm Megatron is so big that his valve doesn’t need to be prepared, all Ratchet has to do is shove his spike in and start pounding into him with more strength than he really should have in him, at any point. Megatron gasping in surprise, inner nodes assaulted carelessly, with no concern for whether he might try and point his fusion cannon at Ratchet’s head, or beat the shit out of him if Ratchet does something wrong, no, the autobot didn’t care about any consequences at the moment and Megatron enjoyed it tremendously. Maybe Ratchet degrades Megatron a little. Or a lot. Calls him all the things he’d normally call him, a monster, a maniac, an evil bastard, but this time he whispers it through grit denta as he nears his overload, each squeeze and punch and scratch delivered to Megatron’s plating that leaves a visible mark making him so much hornier.

hghhhh Ratchet’s transfluid being filtered out synthetic energon which means that everytime he overloads into Megatron, he gets him a little bit more high off the synth-en as well. By the time they’re found, Megatron is twitching and moaning through his Nth overload in the past half hour and Ratchet is still digging into him without breaking a beat in his pace, except to cum, but he recovers quickly and keeps going. I think Ratchet’s the one to tell Optimus to get the fuck out of here, this is between him and Megatron now. 

[in1-nutshell]

Now I just imagine, in if Lithia still got the synth en inside her- I just imagine every time she’s see Airachnid- it’s on sight- like she would straight up running towards-

(ik it’s ooc BUT I JUST IMAGINING LITHIA JUST RUNNING TOWARDS AIRACHNID AT FULL SPEED MAX AND SHE WOULD BE LIKE- “why do I hear boss music?-“)

If Lithia still had Synthetic Energon in her it would be a headache and a nightmare for everyone involved.

As stated in the previous writing, Lithia does go after Arachnid, eventually she gets offline by Knockout and Breakdown.

BUT!

In the scenario if which Lithia DOES NOT go straight for the spider, I can see her definitely charging at her ON SIGHT!

This of course nearly gives Ratchet and Arcee a spark attack with Bee and the other suddenly realizing how much stronger their other medic really is.

Arachnid has to be extra careful going out because Lithia is searching for her like a blood hound.

The Bots when they see Lithia sprinting at full speed at the murder spider.

[transingthoseformers]

For sheer hilarity, have Ratchet be the one to go into rut and Megatron into heat.

... my mind went to the tox-en episode. One moment he's lashing out at Optimus for being soft for Megatron, the next he's fragging Megatron like his life depends on it.

Tbh I did also consider megaratch

Because

Dear fuck have I thought about some interesting things about the synth-en episode

Because

Considering the usually heightened aggression that's notorious of ruts

And the very observable aggression as an effect of the green synth-en blend

Yeah.

Yeah

Believe me

He's not going to be going easy on Megatron

Honestly I'd argue the fuel boost part of synth-en is what probably allowed those protocols to properly boot up, after all who knows how long they were suppressed because of low fuel

Megatron, on the other hand, thought he was prepared for his heat. He thought he could manage with as few mecha knowing about it as possible. All his plans went out the metaphorical window here because how was he supposed to resist such a display of power / skill like that?

[botmilf]

Ratchet on Synth-En Be Like

"They watered this with the energon of 36 Predacons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "where's Shockwave"? This shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Spark slaughtering necromancer kush. This shit got diamonds on it so you know the regular energon to unrefined energon ratio is fuckin swag. A whiff of this shit?... yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass this shit straight out of Kaon. This shit is what shot Cliffjumper.

[ideological-rudiment]

I've always liked synth en Ratchet. this moment when he said "hoah" was boombastic and absolutely brilliant. but yes, everything that happened afterwards is really nightmare...

[just-someone-online]

If some of the other Transformers series had gotten almanacs like Animated, what do you think they would have been called? I feel like Earthspark's would have been the 'Emberstone Almanac' but I'm torn on what Prime's would be. The Apex Alamanc? Y'know, like the Apex Armor?

[perytonpred]

what the fuck can people please stop talking about synth en every time they mention tfp ratchet.

[bones4thecats]

Tfp Ratchet x fembot, here it goes back to when Ratchet got the Synthetic Energon, Ratchet treats the reader well, acting when they were both young before the war, they are both Conjux and they were when they were young Bots before, Inspiration, "ancient marriage".

TFP! Ratchet w/ S/O while on Synth En.

Character: Ratchet (Transformers Animated) Requester: @zinnia1506 A/N: Short but good maybe? Idk, you tell me! Have fun reading! ⚠️ Spoilers/Trigger Warnings for: Mentions of injuries, bleeding (energon), and Ratchet not being his grumpy self (a crime in my world) ⚠️

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╚═════ Ratchet ═══════════════════════════════╝

⚕️ When you first met Ratchet, you loved how sweet and fun-loving he was, but as he and you aged and eventually became, as Miko says, 'titular old-people', your love for him never wavered

⚕️ But, when Optimus confronted you and asked if Ratchet had done anything with the Synthetic Energon recipe, you were very confused. Why was he asking you this?

"Y/N, my dearest sparkmate!" Ratchet yelled, wrapping his arms around you and picking you up, making you squeak in shock.

⚕️ He spun you around as you clung your limbs inside, trying not to break anything as he spun you around the base. You're not the biggest bot, but certainly not the smallest

"Ratchet, what is going on with you?" You asked as he set you down.

"Nothing's wrong. Is it so bad that I wanted to show my one and only some affection?"

"Considering the fact that whenever you try picking me up after a battle, your spinal-cord gets sore, resulting in you whining about how much it hurts... then yes."

"Well, my spinal-cord feels fine. So, do you wanna go on a drive?" Ratchet asked as he reached out and grabbed your arm, pulling you away.

"What- whoa!"

»–•–«

⚕️ It was when Ratchet's signal came back online and you, with the the rest of the team, went off and you saw Knockout attacking your sparkmate when you snapped, pushing your warrior-strength out once more

⚕️ You ran up and allowed your arm to become a spear, which you used to stab the Decepticon's abdomen. As he yelled in pain and stumbled back, you kicked his backwards and into the rocky-walls

"You scratched my paint and stabbed me! What is wrong with you?!"

⚕️ Ratchet walked over and grabbed the tube full of synthetic energon, making the 'Con and you look at him with either anger of confusion

"What are going to do? Drink it?" He yelled.

"No. I'm going to destroy it."

⚕️ Throwing the energon next to the 'Con, you smirked. Now that was the mech you loved

"You idiot! Megatron will have my head!" Knockout exclaimed, making you snort in amusement.

"How fortunate for me." You said.

⚕️ Knockout then drove off as the rest of the team arrived, and that was when you heard Ratchet fall behind you. And when you turned around and looked at him, you saw he had a massive wound in his chest and it was letting out a lot of energon, and fast...

»–•–«

⚕️ Optimus walked away from Ratchet, whom was awakening from a stasis-nap, and nodded to you as you laid down a few more cubes of the energon down

⚕️ You walked up to him and sighed, gripping his servo in your own, which made him groan and attempt sitting up. And, as the only clearly-thinking one in that duo, you pushed him back down, telling him to stay

"Y/N... I need to say something."

"If it's an apology, it's not needed, Ratchet."

"No, you need it. I- I was being a jerk-"

"No. You were being the you I fell for back then. But the thing is... I don't want that mech anymore. I want the one that I've aged with."

⚕️ Smiling down at him, Ratchet chuckled before groaning in pain once more. You rolled your optics and leaned down, laying your head down on his, which made him close his optics and sign gently

"Don't ever change yourself again, Ratchet."

"As long as you don't do it either." He teased.

"I promise."

[tfp-is-my-lifeblood-lol]

I turned my fish lamp on its "green" setting so it looks like a container of Synth-En LOL

[cyberrose2001]

How do you think syth energon Optimus would act like? Besides being a horny mess i want to get a bigger picture for something I may or may not be planning in the future~

ouughh okay uhhh lets see

Since Synth-en exaggerates and heightens thoughts, feelings, actions etc, I think he may act differently to Ratchet. Not as verbally aggressive, but more physically.

Since Ratchet already had such "temper" issues (sorry my love), that side of him became almost uncontrollable.

So what about Optimus? He's definitley not as temperamental and tends to be more on the quiet side, so to speak. But if needed, he can still kick ass and take names. So maybe a mix of a lessened sense of judgment and more of "I will actually fucking kill Megatron this time and no one is gonna stop me". But he'd say it with his actions more than thoughts.

My brain is fucked im so sorry if this makes zero sense at all, but i might come back to this and re-arrange the word vomit into something more understandable

[mychlapci]

silly ask, but do you think tfp ratchet has some sort of erectile dysfunction,,,, (not that it would stop him from being an absolute monster in the berth)

this is very funny because i HAVE thought about this. i thought about it in the context of Ratchet regularly using dick-pills so that he can fuck for hours on end And then fucking up really bad and getting his dick stuck in pressurized-mode, which means he can’t close his panels at all and therefore can’t get out of his room.

bonus points if this was on Earth so he is the only medic present, so hospitals are out of the question, and everyone is bothering him because clearly something is wrong and Ratchet just won’t tell them. He is not giving them ammo to use to make fun of him!!

[riskyraiker]

Hello!!! I hope you're doing alright! I was wondering if I can make a request for cybertronain! Prince reader? For transformer prime please!! Thank you❤️

Gosh I love this😍 I'm just not sure if Prince is a higher title than a Prime but now it is! Also readers father is alpha trion. I'm not catched up on the lore that well😭Sorry if this took so long I have other requests as well😔

TFP bots with Cybertronian! Prince Y/N

Alpha trion made you evacuate Iacon immediately the first big attack happened. Running with other bots, you saw some hurt and struggling. As a prince you should help them! Running back for the bots, the decepticons were coming closer. Hurrying with the bots they get shot right there and then, shocked and pained about the loss you still continued running. The last escape pod is still there! Jumping in you go into statis sleep, missing eons while you're at it. You didn't wake up when the pod opened, no no no! You woke up with a few bots surrounding you with a look like they've seen a ghost. Wait? Is that the one and only Optimus Prime?! You stood up without a word and all of them kneeled. "By the all spark, no need to kneel. I don't hold my title close to my spark. Please rise up!"

He has high respect for you since you're a prince!

Optimus Prime

Might call you "your highness", but will not if you don't want that.

Since you're a prince he would NEVER put you in danger.

In battles you two are unstoppable! A prime and a prince? The vehicons are running away (woop! There they go!)

He would be interested how Alpha Trion was your sire and what he was truly like (if that's a sensitive subject he respects that)

You might think he would be your new sire. Oh no no no. He's your brother now😋 you're the same age!

He would tell you anything you want to know what happened when you were asleep in statis.

Ratchet

He would actually be nicer to you since you're a prince!

You're hurt? Not anymore, Ratchet has it covered

He actually might show his concern for you and the team, but really rarely! He's a grumpy one☹️

Would call you "your highness", but if you don't like it he might struggle with remembering it.

He's surprised how much you know about technology as a prince. He also loves your help in experiments with synth-en or anything else.

He did expect you to be a strict royalty and make them kneel and all, but was relieved you were an innocent piece of pie😔

Bumblebee

He's now your nephew since Optimus is your bro😋

Will call you "your highness" when he's joking or messing with you.

Best driver buddy you could ask for!

If he's ever bored, there will be a story time demanded from you!

Is so interested how being a prince works on Cybertron or what it is like!

Arcee

He would melt if you compliment his bleeps and bloops. That you're proud of him after all what he went through and all 😔❤️

He's a hugger! He would give you random hugs sometimes, if you like them ofc

He's a bot who you can talk to about ANYTHING!!!

She would be confused that you don't want them kneeling or calling you "your highness"

Grows fond of you after a few days since she never trusts anyone until they're proven good.

You're a Prince so you pass pretty easily 😧

She would question you about tour tasks and missions on Cybertron and how easy it was.

Would talk about loss to you. You both understand the feeling.

Bulkhead & Wheeljack

Won't ever call you "your highness" she's pretty much the only one who never did in the start either.

If she's in a sassy mood she would bow to you and just joke around.

You're the calm friend duo :)

Wheeljack won't kneel! And you appreciate it, which confuses him. He though you would be like Ultra Magnus, strict and serious.

Bulkhead would be embarrassed about his skills around you until you comfort him.

You get along with the wreckers really well!

They both might use "your highness" as a joke sometimes, but only bulkhead would stop after your request.

All of you would rock on with Miko!!

You switch alot to act like a wrecker or a royalty. Depends on what mood you are or what mission is there to be done.

Have fun playing with them with the metal ball (i forgot if there was a name for the game they play😭)

Smokescreen

He would kneel, salute, call you "your highness" literally anything to show his respect for you.

Just give give him a talk and he'll stop being so goofy :)

You're drowning in questions from him when you have the time to talk.

He's your son! And Optimus will be his uncle from now on😋

The chaotic father and son! Well not always chaotic, but you get how he is xD

You might have to give him a peptalk sometimes since he's just a small itty bitty bot😔 im kidding he's just so stupid sometimes

If either of you got hurt, neither will leave until they can take care of themselves

Ultra Magnus

Would not stop calling you "your highness" even if you request him to stop.

He keeps his cold and strict act close to you. Maybe even stricter to show how professional he is.

Would be flabbergasped if you would let wheeljack get away with ease after exploding a whole energon mine.

"Your highness, with all respect, are you sure he gets to go already?"

After enough time and complaining from you he starts to call you by your real name! He earns a hug he doesn't know how to return 😔🫶

Would be interested in royal training and such!

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AN: I HOPE YOU LIKED THIS😭😭😭 I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY MISTAKES IN WRITING OR CHARACTER PERSONALITIES!!! I'm so tired i'll go to sleep, have a good night, day, morning or evening<3

[transingthoseformers]

🎶so much bickering🎶 can occur when the scientists and medics team up to try and work in the synthetic energon formula

[botmilf]

New TFP RatchetxHuman valveplug up on the ol' Patreon!

Doc's found something better than Synth-En!