#thE WORST THING EVER

[johndnormal]

here's this abomination I made with my friend at midnight. I'm not sorry :3

[breezypunk]

I think I'm coming down with something, I just hope it isn't covid again.. I had covid twice and the second time was a long hauler where I couldn't taste or smell for 6 solid months, and when I could everything tasted like dog shit.

Cos man, when I get sick I get sick. Curse this auto-immune disease bs. I should just never leave my house again, lmao. (I hardly do anyway kgnjgrjlg)

[lovemvtt]

Doordash driver gave my food to someone else so instead of yelling at them i put c!tommy on my cashapp card

[elvenroach]

trying to make a budget except it’s just me doing this

[earl-grey-love]

Rotating my crush in my mind right now. Got him in one of those tiny bug carriers with the magnified top so I can see him closely 🧐

[soup-soup-soup-soup-soup]

my brother, upon seeing me eat the last of our leftover soup: this is the worst possible thing you could have done to me

[wolfsune09]

I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious

-the Milkman

(:

My superhero!!! I drink so much milk every day, my bones are the strongest you'll ever come across. I hope you're proud of me. I easily go through a jug of milk in three days

[o0afterburner0o]

The worst thing about getting older is you have people doing generational things that annoy the piss out of you at BOTH ENDS. Grandmas used to say “comfy” when I was a kid and now young-ass kids say “uncomfy” and I cannot over emphasize how much I HATE IT.

People who don’t like “moist” have no understanding of the depth of my suffering, of how my flesh rolls under my skin at these words.

[lissmerlei]

Pensar en la persona que alguna vez admiraste tanto, te terminó decepcionando... de verdad duele.

[iloveyoufor800years]

ever peed scared?

[angelofdumpsterfires]

presented without comment

[itsgonnagetinspiringsoon]

FUCK

[smoke-ahontas]

Not releasing the names due to the violent nature of the crime. Now she will just be another unnamed black woman murdered in cold blood at her mama's house in front of her babies. In front of THEIR babies. How could he do that? How could a father contain so much hate inside of him for the woman who carried his babies. It wasn't really hate though was it? It was control and jealousy and love and hate all clouded together. It was if I can't have you, if I can't control you from the inside out then you don't deserve to live. And those babies, those precious innocent babies saw their mama die pumped full of bullets by the only father they have ever had. And that coward ran and ended it for himself too. And left them little traumatized unnamed black orphans. Lord save them.

[sarcastic-clapping]

[hinamie]

I don't want to regret the way I lived