#thank u razz

[elvain]

WIPs Tag Game

never done one of these before but lets go why not. thanks for the tag @lordoftherazzles!

Rules: In a new post, post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

At the Heart of Time (tolkien)

dream a little dream of me (marvel)

far beyond a star (marvel)

The Art of Penmanship (bbc merlin)

48 hours (marvel)

white hair/old hair (marvel)

Performance of the Dead (marvel)

tagging: @avengerphobic @brw @coarsely @greerbaiting @welcomingdisaster @imakemywings @polutrope and anyone else who sees this and wants to do it :salute:

[whatkindofnameisella]

nothing has convinced me more to become a naddpod patron than watching the sonic metal city 8 bit book club livestreams

[ninyard]

ur response to my vape question is so real… I agree andrew seems like the person to go cold turkey. also if he did vape YES he would be so obnoxious about it.

I guess I wasn’t thinking about him vaping to stop smoking but in conjunction to it…I was on the fence because that man does NOT care about just smoking inside so he probably doesn’t have a use for it… but I can also imagine him with a… how did u put it… blue razz elfbar at the exy banquet or inside edens. ESPECIALLY if while medicated.

now ooc but imagine andrew exclusively vaped and he always smelled like blue raspberry ice mint strawberry banana and neil is forced to replace the memory of his dead burning mother with… that

anyways thank u for listening to my brainrot. nicotine is uncool and I’m glad andreil are peacefully blowing bubbles on the roof now

“Neil Josten let his disposable vape glow until the light started flashing”

Andrew smelling like triple melon pineapple ice sour razz apple. Neil picking up his vape and saluting him.

I could see Andrew in some ways vaping some fruity stuff purely for the fact that he does have a sweet tooth. The foxes would be sitting on the bus during a long, through-the-night trip and somebody suddenly smells mango and Wymack just shouts ANDREW HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP VAPING ON THE BUS

[vide0-nasties]

Going to be rambling insanely about Ghost and probably what his feelings on the monarchy would be, coming from one deeply damaged povo to another.

Anyway, specifically around the time the parasite in chief in her idiot hat (thanks Eccleston lub u) died and passed said idiot hat on, I was seeing a lot of (fun and gentle-ribbing, mind you!) posts about Ghost getting razzed about the queen croaking and maybe him being sad about it or something - I don’t really remember bc I have shit for brains and I just latch onto what bits my adhd will allow.

SO. I really don’t think Bruv Innit gave two shits about Liz buying the farm, bc he grew up working class in a working class town to a drug addicted, drug peddling dad, and a fairly nondescript mom who likely didn’t have a way to get her and her kids out of that shit situation (per ‘09 MW lore and some presumption). I imagine dude was dragged around a shitload of council estates and his dad’s friends’ shitty crash pads, no stability whatsoever, where food insecurity was a big ass forever-looming deal, mom had no idea if her 20 year old vauxhall was going to make it another trip to her minimum wage part time job, and school was forever on the back burner bc when it came to school supplies/trips vs eating and keeping the lights on. You can guess which one won.

If we’re also going with him being about 35-40ish, he would’ve been 10-12ish or so around Diana’s divorce and then her death. So, here’s this starving, horrendously abused kid, with his starving, horrendously abused mother and little brother, drowning in a system that is pretty much just letting them sink to the bottom, nothing is being done about the evil sperm donor that ruins everything for them, and he’s obliterated constantly by TV coverage and tabloids and radio DJs talking about this goddamned family’s stupid fucking drama. Charles cheated, Diana left, her poor boys in their fancy private schools with their endless wealth and glowing skin and brand new clothes that don’t stink of consignment shops are sad.

Sorrows - sorrows, prayers. 🫶

It’s a story he’s seen countless times, the only difference is money and coverage. And, realistically, the women in the stories he knows aren’t killed in car wrecks, they’re killed by their infuriated husbands who think they’re owed something catching up. Maybe that’s why his mom doesn’t leave the cocksucker that trapped her, she could’ve ended up another council house Diana that no one gave a shit about.

He grows up, becomes a butcher’s apprentice, joins the army. Straightens his brother out, makes sure his mom is set up nice, finally beats the shit out of his dad. And all the while, there looms the most fucking pointless, parasitic family in England: living off taxes taken from the public, god knows how much land and how many castles, even owning all the fucking swans on the island.

Relics, vampires, leeches.

But, you know, twenty years down the road, he’s pushing 40, his services to the country are done in the dark, the family he tried so badly to save were brutally cut down anyway, and when he goes to Tesco, the price of a fifth of piss Smirnoff is insane, and he’s still got Soap swimming in his head mid-rant bc his mam’s fucking knee replacement appeal has been denied for the third time and she can’t even walk anymore, Gaz is moving for the second time in a year bc he just can’t afford to live close to his parents even on his salary, meanwhile there was a stretch where it looked like Philip was surviving solely by being pumped full of virgin blood and straight stem cells.

So, yeah, if anything he probably said cheers when the news broke and cracked a couple extra jokes that day.

“What d’you call one dead Windsor? A good start.”

Edit: This is picking up some traction. @50cal-fullauto-astarion is my CoD blog if you like my Call of Bullshit stuff, this is my main and I don’t really go into CoD here

[mega-punani]

How would the Pirate boys react to MC confessing to them? It's okay if you don't feel like writing though, feel free to ignore!

AUGH Thank u so much for being so kind 💓 It's been a long time comin so I hope u enjoy!

Confessions!:

Sans: -You? Like him? HIM? Sans is kind of baffled that anyone is confessing to him, let alone someone as wonderful as you! He is blushing, stuttering, and caught off guard. -Will check you to see if you are being honest- -For how smart and talented Sans is, he's a bit romantically stupid. You'll have to give him a moment to collect his thoughts...

Papyrus: -Bro is flabbergasted but he grinning mad hard. -Lowkey will be ecstatic and spin you around all giddy. He's gonna be a bit sad that he didn't ask you out first though. He wanted to get you flowers and everything! -Starts planning a date for the next island/town they land in.

Blue: -"What? You have a crush on me? Why would you want to crush me? Did I make you mad?" -His face gets progressively bluer as you explain that you are interested in him romantically. -Blue isn't super innocent to things like romance, but he's always jumping all over the place that he wouldn't even notice if someone did like him! He's glad that it was you who stopped him to tell him though ❤️

Stretch: -OMG OMG OMGOMGOMG- -Stretch is secretly (not really, he's so obviously) a romantic. he had dreams of the day someone as wonderful as you would give him such a heartfelt confession. -He could only hope that he looked calm and collected, but the man was squealing. -Will write a song about you.

Red: -Bro could tell LMAO -WHY DO YOU THINK BRO WAS FLIRTING WITH YOU THE ENTIRE TIME??? -Oh- you thought he was joking when he said he would tear out his soul for you? You thought he was joking when he said he only lives to serve and be with you? ARE YOU DENSE??? -"Hold on a minute, darl- I thought we was already datin'?"

Edge: -Emotionally constipated #2. -Honestly, he might just ignore you and walk out of the room thinking you pulled a prank on him. He'll huff and roll his eyelights, but the moment you stop him and tell him that you're serious, he's gone. -No one had ever seen Edge shrivel into an embarrassed ball so quickly.

Razz: -"OF COURSE YOU LIKE ME! I'M FUCKING AMAZING-" -He gets annoyed when you cut him off to explain. He's gonna be so confused the entire time while listening intently. Finally, when it sinks in, he's blushing like a mad man. (The top deck is screaming about a tsunami in the distance.) -Will have to take a minute to compute, and then be pissed about how caught off guard he was. Couldn't you have at least gotten him a banquet of roses? It's already to late though! You will have to provide him with a grand gesture later down the line... datemate.

Cash: -Honestly, bro will not register that you're serious. -For the first time in a loooong time, not a single joke escaped his jaws, instead a dreaded look of guilt would wash over his face. -"I ain't good fo ya, toots..." -He doesn't deserve you or your love. He's a terrible person who had done so many terrible things. You should find a better skeleton. Maybe one of his cousins? Save yourself the trouble and don't try to care for such a rotton monster like him, yeah?

Bear: -Bro's eyelight will blow wide open like a cat. -If you look close enough, bro is VIBRATING- -FINALLY, IT'S HIS TURN TO BE HAPPY! THINGS ARE LOOKIN UP FOR YO BOI- -Will give you a awkward grin and a shaky nod as he pulls you in for a deep, warm hug.

Cinnamon: -Will malfunction and say your joke isn't funny. He'll get a bit hurt that you would pull such a prank on him and try to get his hopes up... -Wait- you're not kidding? -SOMEONE GET BEAR- CINNAMON FAINTED!

[b1mbodoll]

gabi you have such a pretty brain and i have a silly ask :3 what vape flavors do you think enhypen members would enjoy? (u totally do not have to answer this btw!! & i hope u’re doing well angelgirl)

💌: this is literally soso funny n i had so much fun with this 😭😭 thank u for this ask sweetheart <3 n thank u soso much!!! i hope ur doing well too!!!

heeseung : defo a pineapple ice enjoyer, maybe even a pineapple coconut elf bar liker.

jay : avid fan of the california cherry geek bar!!!! he isn’t too picky about the flavor though, just the brand. he is all about the “told bro we geek hard” life n his first pick will always be a geek bar

jake : i see him puffing on HYDE RAVES 😭😭😭 gets stupid flavors like disgusting brazmallows, summer luv or honeydew punch. the sillier the name, the more likely he is to try it. he likes hyde raves for the colorchanging lights when you hit them, but his favorite is probably the disgustingly sweet orange creamsicle geek bar.

sunghoon : now this one’s tricky!!! but if i were to choose a flavor for him i’d say cranberry grape elf bar!! he seems like a blue / purple flavor dude, maybe blue razz ice or something along those lines.

[razz-is-queer]

HELLO FAGS‼️

hey i think i probably have enough followers now that i should make an intro post.

name: Rory/Razz (or any cute nicknames u come up with)

pronouns: she/her and they/them 🏳️‍⚧️ (i have no preference)

i am a minor (17)

sexuality: pan

i live in new england

loves: music, guitar, cartoon network shows, MTG, cassettes and records, reading, squishmallows, musicals, queer/trans people, board games, video games (mainly switch, 3ds, and wii/gamecube), dnd, FAB TCG, etc.

some shows/movies i love include Adventure Time, OTGW, Steven Universe, Regular Show, Bocchi the Rock, Ghibli films, Gravity Falls, Summer Camp Island, Bob’s Burgers, etc

some bands/artists i love include chappell roan, field medic, the smiths, see through person, vundabar, yvette young, two knights, covey, los campesinos, algernon cadwallader, horse jumper of love, kitty craft, radiohead, dogtree, neutral milk hotel, etc

some of my favorite video games include undertale, deltarune, bioshock 1 and infinite, zelda, persona 5, monster hunter, metroid, mario and luigi rpgs, etrian odyssey, cave story, xenoblade chronicles, hollow knight, stardew valley, etc

some of my favorite board games include marvel champions, the oniverse games, too many bones, mage knight, calico, arkham horror lcg, gloomhaven, etc

dislikes: bigots, racists, TERFs, homophobes, transphobes, furry haters, etc

asks are always open and u can dm me with anything (as long as it’s not creepy)

i am super silly goofy

my main blog is @razz-is-queer

the blog for my music project Orange Moon is @orangemoonofficial (I HAVE AN ALBUM!!!)

i do swear a lot and occasionally post sexual type stuff so if u don’t want that, don’t follow.

thanks for reading and i hope u enjoy the bullshit i post :) ❤️

update: now i’m 17 😔

update 2: the album is out :)

[razzmothazz]

uhm um I had to

ft Matsu

JAJWHZBXHDBHDIEIDUDHXBEBSGSV CUTIESSSSS < 333333

I LOVE THIS SM THANK YOUUUU KSHSHDN THE LITTLE GUYS!!!!!!!!!

[we may have beef because u r often liking razz' posts before me, but HGHFHGHGHFHGHGHGHG I LOVE IT AS WELL ~pinna]

[artseniccatnip]

originally i was going to put more than just “pom <3” like how they’re great everything about them makes me so happy and i just like them so so much I don’t completely know what it is but they are the best and I like them and Razz’s cute dynamic and how they unashamedly love each other (both platonically and romantically) and how I like their design a ton and the cool lore it all makes me insane (in a good way) but I didn’t know how to articulate all the words so I decided “pom <3” would work well enough

- one of pom’s biggest fans

WAH... THIS IS MAKIGN ME CRY ;-;;; thakn you anon.. I'm so glad they could bring you joy, i love them a whooole lot i think it's a bit obvious pom's my favorite lol, they're just a lil thang truly, started out as a funny underfell joke then became a precious blorbo.... thank you for this ask and for the support ;-;;;!! also yesss they love each other :]]] here u go just for u <3

[hrghhhhhhhhh]

ur cryptage art never fails to make me smile, you have one of the best handles on their silly little clown dynamics i love it so much

TANKU SO MUCH i really aPPRECIATE IT WAH

they have so much flavor and i love when we get to see them in a little more relaxed states? like knowing that mirage likes to razz his friends, knowing that crypto is always ready for a drama dump sesh. idk. im having fun piecing their separate lore together WAUGH anyhow thank u sm

[elvain]

Hello hello! For the writing asks.... 💖 What is your primary writing goal for this year? 🛏 Is there a new trope you'd like to write this year? 🪩 Do you have any "good" writing habits you want to cultivate?

thank you!

💖 What is your primary writing goal for this year?

hmmmmm. i think i want to clear out some of my marvel fic ideas. they are growing like weeds in my notes app (and my brain) and i have some really exciting ones planned. so maybe this will be a bit of a banner year for mk's marvel fic :eyes: but i also wanna finish At the Heart of Time this year.

🛏 Is there a new trope you'd like to write this year?

despite popular belief, i have not abandoned dream a little dream of me and so my new trope for the year will hopefully be included in this fic. i've never written cheating before so we'll have some fun with it methinks.

🪩 Do you have any "good" writing habits you want to cultivate?

i might wanna start actually writing the ideas and prompts i come up with LMAOO but beyond that i don't think i have any specific habits i wanna change or grow into. writing is fluid like that and different things work for different people!

writer goal asks

[brassandblue]

Who are your muses best friends?

Arthur's best friends are: @bertievi's George VI; @admiraltyspride's Lord Nelson; @ageofxail's Daniel/America (husband!!!), Noel/England & Royal Navy; my Jack/London; & @xbasilrp's Toni/Spain (spicy boyfriend).

Not quite besties but very close platonically (unless otherwise noted) are @terrorcaptain's Crozier (very father-son tbh); Thera at @therapardalis; Mycroft at @governmentofficial (also husband!); @hope-on-hope-ever's John Franklin (friends/colleagues in general but also estranged father and bastard son in THAT ONE AU); endearingly fond of @imprvdente's Fish; & Pris at @herstoriies

@honorhearted gets an honorable (ha!) mention because of how complicated Ben and Art's relationship is. Arthur admires Ben but also wants to punch him in the nose. Arthur enjoys punching things though, so take that with a whole spoon of salt. He genuinely wants the Americans to win and believes Ben to be a properly good man--part of the reason he razzes Ben like he does is because there's really no other way (in Art's opinion) to try and shake Ben out of seeing the war as a largely black and white problem. He sees a lot of himself in Ben--they are both educated, stubborn, hot-headed, and courageous in stupid ways, and they both have a heart. Arthur doesn't want to see America get its start as a country with all of the kindness burned out of all its founders. They are... complicated.

I don't like to go godmode people, but Art's "default" is that he is besties with Portugal, France, India, U.S. America. However, I handle that on a case-by-case basis because, again, it would be shitty of me to force that decision on other writers.

Goodsir's besties are: The Henry Collins that lives in my head; @tooxldtorememxer's John Irving; @herstoriies' Priscilla (big fat crush on her too tbh!!!!!); @therapardalis; @terrorcaptain; Silna at @tatteredxsails; @bertievi of course; he's also pretty close with @ageofxail's Noel; & @imprvdente's Fish; & he has........ complicated feelings about @honorhearted's Ben.

Thomas Blanky's besties are: @wantsusdead's Francis (I mean we just started threading but LISTEN-); oh also @terrorcaptain's Francis (+ husband); he's also super fond of @admiraltyspride too; can't forget about the Sidebear, thank u @tatteredxsails; & if I get my way he's going to continue to 'Dad' at @imprvdente!!!!!

The Railroad Man has no besties because he's an abject piece of sh oh wow, Moriarty actually!! @multipleoccupancy

[simpforcatra]

i'd like to propose the ideal SPoP speedrun viewing order. feel free to argue for your own episodes. this mostly follows the catradora arc with some additions i consider essential- but it does skip some episodes that are perhaps useful for context

s1e1 and s1e2. obviously the sword parts 1 and 2. vital to understanding not just the story of spop but also catradora. also introduces us to glimmer and bow.

s1e8. princess prom. not as essential in the world building order but i mean like. come on. it's princess prom. maybe the second gayest episode in the show.

s1e11. promise. the breakup. fr this time. i think this episode really seals the reason why catradora is so filled with angst.

s2e2. ties that bind. my only pick from s2- this is mostly just a for funsies one because catra interacting with bow and glimmer is hilarious, and i felt weird not including s2 at all.

s3e3. crimson waste. e2 is fine but i find e3 more interesting and fun, and it's got catra. this is imo the best cold opening in the series, and leads into the next 3 episodes.

s3e4-6. portal centered. 4 sets up the whole shebang and there's a bit of drama between the two. 5 and 6 are portal world and are really gay. at this point there is no catradora content until save the cat arc, but i feel like the next couple are pretty vital to watching the show if you're speedrunning it.

s4e1. coronation. one of my personal favorite episodes in the show. the parallels between glimmer and catra are chef's kiss.

s4e6. scorpia. pretty emotionally charged episode and we start running into the bottom of catra's arc.

s4e9. hero. i'll always bake a pie for you mara <3

s4e10. fractures. catra's fracture. the best friend squad's fracture.

s4e11+12. beast island/destiny. pretty important imo, we find micah, we learn more about she-ra, and we start to see the first glimpses of adora's she-ra, not the first one's she-ra.

s4e13. destiny. catra bottoms out. shit goes down.

s5e3-5. save the cat arc. corridors is an instant cry ep and i actually enjoy the gas station episode, plus i feel like it helps bring glimbow back into the fold. and of course the whole reason we're here is save the cat itself.

s5e8 onwards. finding melog. returning to etheria and saving the chipped individuals. spinnetossa arc did make me cry. don't throw tanks. drunk shadow weaver. failsafe. the kiss. you're my dad. this is the crux of the show. we are watching these.

total episodes: 26 (half the show total) runtime: roughly 9 hours

honorable mentions:

s1e3. razz. not the most important character imo but her episode with adora is pretty good.

s2e5. whiteout. fun ep that is interesting but not entirely catradora packed.

s2e6. lightspinner. this is a good ep but i really dont want to see sw more than i have too.

s4e2. valley of lost. introduces double trouble, but perfuma annoys me this ep a bit

super super condensed version (idk why you'd even watch this):

s1e1+2

s1e11

s3e3

s3e5+6

s4e12+13

s5e3

s5e5

s5e8

s5e11-13

episodes that you can not convince me include:

s2e4. roll with it. this one is like actually filler if you argue for this one you're just wrong

actually pretty much every other episode in s2 that i didn't mention.

okay thanks please present your counterarguments if u love this show as much as i do lol

[mithrilhearts]

dont listen to them razz ur work is outstanding. theyre the asshole who doesnt seem to grasp how important you are in this community and how many people love everything u produce <3

😭😭😭 Thank you! I guess I'm still kind of baffled by it all (and salty), but we move on, right???

But for real, the kind words were definitely needed today!

[ask-sadsmp]

Welcome to the official SadSMP tumblr blog!

Here, you can ask the members/characters of SadSMP questions, and we'll answer them! We might also use this blog for other things, who knows.

People on this blog:

@how-do-u-art - plays Rams (they/them) and Ink (they/it/he)

@vinisgone - plays Vince (he/they), Florence (he/she), and Uriah (they/it)

@thygoodvibez - plays Pandaz (she/they) and Hershii (she/her)

@parallaxistaken - plays Paradox (he/him), Parable (he/they), and Cliff (he/him)

@durrgon - plays Kyra (she/they), Razz (they/them), and Shrike (She/Her)

Please be kind, respectful, and mindful with your questions, thanks!

[mega-punani]

I absolutely am in love with your one piece/ pirate AU!

May I request some head canons about how the boys fell for MC or what their ideal date mate is? If not it’s perfectly fine, have a good day/ night :)

THANK U!!! And I'll just dabble in the ideal date, mate. (Not gonna do how they fell for MC cause I'm tryna be as loosy goosey as possible)

Ideal Date Mate:

Sans: Sans longs for someone who is transparent. Someone who is not afraid to tell the truth and will communicate with him. Although he denies it, he needs someone to depend on. Preferably someone who can ground themselves and teach him a few things about good mental health. His ideal is a goofy, loving person!

Papyrus: To Papyrus, the most important trait his date mate would have is kindness. He cherishes the good in the world, and he would love to find that in his spouse as well. He's also prefers someone who has a strong moral compass as he has one as well. His ideal is a kind and compassionate person!

Blue: Blue prefers people who are shorter than him, lmao. But joking aside, Blue needs someone who can bring him down from the clouds. Whether that be gently or not, he needs someone who can translate social interactions and communicate what he should or not do. He also wants someone with a strong moral compass as well as a more optimistic point of view. His ideal is a moral and straightforward person!

Stretch: The most romantic boi. He definitely needs someone who's patient. That's fo sho. Stretch needs time, a lot of time. Whether it is to think or process, either or, he wants his spouse to want to give him that space. He would also prefer someone who enjoys music and poetry. Then there would be some common ground in hobbies. His ideal is an artistic and patient person.

Red: Red wants a fighter. They don't need to be physical (although that would be pretty sexy) but just emotionally. He wants someone who's going to get back up after every blow. He admires that preserverence in people. Confidence is a big thing for him as well. He wants to see the best in his spouse, and he wants his spouse to see that, too. Of course, there is a line between cocky and confident. HIs ideal is a determined and self-assured person.

Edge: Loyalty is #1 to Edge. If you are loyal, that's a giant checkmark in his book. His standards are HIGH. But as long as you strive to be the best you, that's enough for him. He's also super big on self-improvement, so if you have goals and aspirations, it's very attractive to him. Edge's type is someone capable and loyal.

Razz: Honestly, Razz never really sits down to think about romance. He has no type. He for sure knows what he DOESN'T want in a partner. But a partner that would be good for him is a partner who is patient and willing to give him love at a slower pace. He needs a partner who is as headstrong and stubborn as him to get him to take a break or rest. But overall, he doesn't really got a type.

Cash: Oof. This boi has a LOT of internal guild and genuinely does not believe he deserves a spouse. But the type he dreams about is a person who has a good sense of humor. He wants a partner he can do mischief with, hand in hand. He wants a partner who has his back and will talk to him instead of leaving. He wants someone who can help work through his problems with him. He knows he needs to change. He just needs help. Allota trauma for the boi,,, Cash's type is someone who is funny and understanding.

Bear: Sweet sweet Bear just wants someone to hold,,,🥺. He wants a partner who will hug, kiss, and hang off of him as much as possible. In shorter terms: a clingy partner. He is big, so he doesn't mind carrying someone around 24/7. Bear also would prefer a foodie so he can see the wonder on his partner's face when eating his dishes. He wants to have something in common with a spouse, and cooking is a huge thing for him. Bear's ideal partner is a clingy foodie.

Cinnamon: Cinnamon needs someone who will tell the waiter, "he asked for no pickles ☝️🤨". He needs someone to be his biggest advocate, and while his brother is there to intimidate anyone who's giving Cinnamon a hard time, Bear never really tells Cinnamon why what happened is wrong. Cinnamon needs to stick up for himself and figure out his self-esteem enough to understand that he's not a doormat. A partner who can cheer him on and make him feel worthy is his ideal type.