#thank you anon I love you

[faerievampling]

i'm having a brainrot so i've come to share- modern au astarion that makes you pretty dresses and decks you out in jewels

(im thinking in terms of him having a lot of wealth just because of the way he dresses/is- bastard son of cazdor or sum)

he dresses you to match him in beautiful regal clothes with frills, bows, elegant patterns, and ofc slits above the hip. loves to do your hair and accessorize it

ask and he'll deliver - straight up spoiled reader <3

YES this. Im sorry but this totally turned lighty NSFW but you inspired me: This is just my stream of consciousness and I'm sorry if it's wild lmao

pairing: astarion x fem reader

Astarion who knows your body so well, inside and out, that he has your measurements memorized, and he knows exactly what type of clothes that look most flattering on you, whatever your body shape may be.

I think Astarion would likely love to see his partner, you, look absolutely devastating in something salacious, revealing, knowing only he can touch you.

Learning how to do your hair is something that would comfort him, something intimate between the two of you. I have a feeling Astarion would just be really good at it, and would pick up styling quickly. He just knows what enhances your natural beauty.

He knows how to make himself look good, and he knows how to make his beloved look even better (if that's even possible, because gods is he pretty).

I think modern Astarion would love seeing your nails done. Nothing too wild, I think, because he would appreciate something soft, feminine, to enhance those features about you that he loves so much. I imagine Tav with pink or nude nails, or something close to her skin color, that are mature, down-to-earth, pretty.

You're his darling, the person he loves and trusts most in the world, and he is just desperate to spoil you. I also think he would love taking photos of you, and he would have a ton of prints/polaroid pictures of you, or an entire album on his phone.

^^This applies to lewd pictures - I think he would totally have a spank bank on his phone but it's just pictures of Tav (you) lol. Probably in all different types of lingerie, outfits, poses.

He would be very much into buying lingerie for you both. I personally love seeing Astarion in feminine lingerie but that's just me lol anything that would make him look beautiful to Tav, I think he would like and desire.

Also Astarion is a total brat tamer. He loves when you act spoiled rotten, because he can take the opportunity to prove his dominance to you.

One day, you're mad at him about something, and you make sure to wear all the beautiful diamond and gem necklaces he's bought you, so that when you ride him next, the necklaces bother him, bouncing in his pretty face, covering his view of your breasts. You know this would totally frustrate him, just so he'll ravage you further.

[anlian-aishang]

Levi cumming from you riding and sitting on his face 😮‍💨

He tried to tell you he was cumming, but it was a lost cause. Your sex smothered his mouth, and with your selfish fucking, gave him no leeway for words. On top of that, though, was his own inability. Head racing, thoughts incoherent. Luckiest in the world that you let him be your throne. The way your tits bounced, a fucking good view, one no one else had. His cock swelled with exclusivity. The fact that you were all his - and him all yours - gave him an immense power surge, even though tonight he was nothing but your fuck toy.

A fuck toy you used relentlessly. Hands thrust in his hair, fist made in painful tangles. By that anchor, you yanked him here and there - wherever you needed him in order to bring on your release - even if it coerced ache and sting from the man beneath you. In those moments, you realized how malicious you were. How satisfied you felt when he aimed and succeeded in trying to please you - even though you had abused his service and done nothing but neglect his cock. You rewarded him with sultry eye contact and filthy words. Looking down, you met his labored gaze and grinned, “This is tough for you, huh?”

Tough for all the wrong reasons. He adored the control you had over him, savored the confidence that dripped off you like syrup - syrup that had coated his tongue and been slurped down his throat. The only hard thing was him himself: Levi’s hips began their telltale rock and he knew his end was near. Minute whimpers, fingernails dug into your hips, deep breaths against your sex - all futile attempts to ground himself. You picked up on his symptoms, singsonging, “Look at you…” but did not pick up on what they implied - not until the steep and rapid arch of his back which nearly threw you off your seat. 

“F’uck!!” You startled, but your own scream was drowned out by his symphony climaxing. Levi’s heels ground in the mattress, starch crunching of cotton sheets. Deep breaths had accelerated into a series of light pants, pants punctuated by curses and calls of your name. Behind you, pent-up passion shot free - painting both your back and his length in unspeakable warmth.  

Flush in his chest, tiny twitches as his body came down. Friction in his throat, a rasp that made your tummy tense, “Fuck…” In his voice was an odd mixture of pleasure and humiliation, “I… I…” Steel eyes darted in an adorable attempt to survey the scene. Upon realization, crimson blush invaded his cheeks, embarrassed for having cum too fast, for cumming before you, for cumming as he provided rather than received. You had paid no attention to his pleasure, yet who was the fucked-out mess here? Levi shuddered in shame, clinging to only one ounce of reconciliation: whoever thought it was impossible had not been alone in a room with you. 

// masterlist //

[wajjs]

GuyKyle but Kyle's on his period for the first time (magic or whatever). Awkward, just more horny, or both? (Does this count as weird?)

They're fighters, Guy's not going to be turned off by a little blood. If you're afraid of being messy then you shouldn't fuck in the first place etc etc etc etc etc

[gimmethatagustd]

Give us some taekook fics please im desperate ever since seeing are you sure episodes 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

omg pls i need y’all to talk to me about are you sure !!! it has been SO CUTE. i wanna gush 😭

do you mean that you’d like me to share taekook fic recs with you? or that i should write more? ( i would gladly do both )

[beemovieerotica]

ALL GONCHED UP

[chaotic-mystery]

Code Red ch 7 🗒️

Ahe-HEM *cracks knuckles*

"I haven't figured out what it is about you that makes you so kissable and I just wanna treat you so good.." He starts as he grabs your hips roughly, placing slow open mouth kisses against the crook of your neck. "...But at the same time, makes me wanna just shred you to fuckin' pieces and watch my cock split you in two while you beg me like the good girl you are." Joel's kisses turn into nibbles on your flesh, pairing a moan with each bite. The atmosphere of Joel's kitchen suddenly shifted, your emotions heightening and making your body ach for more. "P-p-ple-" You stutter. "P-p-please what, baby doll? Tell me what you want, you don't have an issue usin' that mouth any other time.." He mocks with a grin plastered on his face.

[lxnarphase]

Hi baby I found someone copying your work

https://www.tumblr.com/zianaz-slvtz/753960960845332480/cant-get-enough?source=share

Shit pisses me off cause I love your writing😭 No one writes like you and these hoes tryna take your credit😕

the way this just PISSED ME OFF SO BAD omfg why the fuck do people think this is okay genuinely made me upset

[nedseii]

Have you ever read 'Winter is Coming (Hear Me Roar)' in AO3? It's a really cute one shot of Nedsei but it does have Fem!Jon if you aren't in to that

NEDSEI REC!!

Now I know what I'm gonna do 'til 3am

[frikatilhi]

Please tell me the order of the inevitable JO piggy train. Bojan in the back yes yes but how about the rest?

Oh this is so good. Like, I've been thinking about this A LOT.

First of all, I assume that JO plays it, Bojan sings it, Jere appears and does it with Bojan but it is essentially also JO's performance. So, piggy train situation surely depends on the arrangement. What instruments there are, who's playingwhat at that moment? This is where I struggle, because I have no idea. Jan or Kris has to be on the guitar, Jure on drums/kazoo/who the hell knows? So I'm going to say it's (from the front) Jan, Nace, Jere (only fair), and Bojan riding them off to the sunset.

Of course, I guess it is possible that there is a backing track, it's a Käärijä performance which makes all the boys available for piggy train. So it's Jan, Nace, Jure, Bojan, Jere (Kris declines such juvenile antics. He's still doing guitar).

Distract me with asks!

[the-holy-ghosted]

let me get in on this anonymous thing i didn’t even read what it’s for i just want to say hi i love you stream lord huron and fuck that old man forever!!!!

AND FUCK THAT OLD MAN FOREVER !!!!!!!!!!

[mario-with-sunglasses]

you're probably one of my favorite bloggers rn. your feed is only bangers

hey do you wanna get married

[bizlybebo]

you're a sort of soft zzz to me tbh

me when i’m at the alphabet

[theashemarie]

It'll never fail to astound me how you get these characters. It isn't *just* identifying how they'd act in certain situations, they truly come alive through the narration and pacing. Like yeah! They totally would describe things in this way or remark on this specific thing!

ANON… OW MY HEART??? THANK YOU SO MUCH???? IT REALLY MOVED ME TO READ THIS WAAAAAAAH

[citrusandsalt]

You’re a 30-something queer lady, so must have watched some 90s sci-fi/fantasy at a formative age, so pick as many as you’d like from…

Xena from Xena

7 of 9 *or* Jadzia Dax from DS9 or Voyager

Samantha Carter from SG1

Aeryn from Farscape

Oooh!! I could pick 7 of 9 and Jadzia Dax out of a lineup but I don't remember enough about their personalities, and I tried Sam Carter but my takes were not interesting BUT I did give you a Xena and a bonus Buffy (which I know is more 00s than 90s, but that's really really my formative sff)

Xena - my first bingo! Whomst among us doesn't love a Lucy Lawless in leather -

+ Buffy, which I watched maybe too young but imprinted on hard -

[luveline]

There’s nothing wrong with writing for new people!! Are you supposed to not consume any new media or something/s? You write what YOU want to

For sure! Plus it's very fun when new media comes out and the fandoms are really active and at their biggest, I really like the excitement of it !!

[fish-daily]

How does it feel to be one of the coolest blogs on this webbed site? (Your fish drawings are ver cute)

very good 😎 i love to draw fish very very much