#thanks elon........

[tecochet]

mary jane's husband and his boyfriend

[themanwhowouldbefruit]

[trashquisitor-shirozora]

when most of your userbase has already hit their 600 tweets/day limit, how much do you think this piss poor attempt to hide my use of "whitey" will actually matter to my ego, you fucking pasty ass clown

[raptorrobot]

twitter went crazy for this one

[carnival-phantasm]

Companies losing 30% of their stock value because some impersonator bought a blue checkmark and made one (1) tweet is the greatest thing Elon ever gave the world

[i-fucked-your-milkshake]

I honestly can’t decide which is funnier:

1. He broke Twitter by implementing bad code and covered it up by announcing the limitations

2. He broke Twitter by not paying his google cloud bill and covered it up by announcing the limitations

3. He broke Twitter by fundamentally misunderstanding Twitter and bragged about it by announcing the limitations.

[millimononym]

Tweetsongs' Tyranny

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[eleonorpiteira]

A few of the many interior illustrations I did for Chaosium's Pendragon Starter Set! (x)

[strawlessandbraless]

Twitter’s about to be the Wild Wild West thanks to Space Karen

[txmnjerry]

Since Twitter is dying I don't have anywhere to post my cat pics, so here ya go.

[sevdrag]

hello sev i am sorry to bother you but. if you have the time. could you PLEASE elaborate on how you thought elon musk was a tumblr meme i have not been able to stop thinking about it

So. The first thing you need to know about me is that I haven't been able to follow the news for the last, like, well. About 10 years. First I was in a black-hole-of-employment, and then once 2016 hit, reading the news just made me unhealthy levels of furious. So I stopped doing it for my own sanity. This, more than anything, allowed me to live a blissful life where Actual Husband could update me every weekend on anything important, while I had a drink in my hand. I ignored as much news as I could during those years, cause it turned me into something horrible. So! That's the foundation of this story.

I also don't pay attention to, like, famous people and stuff. At all. I thought the band was called One Directional, okay? I am happy in my little corner.

The second thing to note is that while I'm quite intelligent, I also am incredibly scatter-brained. It's the ADHD.

The third is to note that I'm a heavy Tumblr user. I've curated my dash here to show me, mostly, things I like to see. It's relaxing.

So I saw all the memes about Glup Shitto and Blorbo and a million other made-up Tumblr names (whatever they were back in like 2015-ish) during my daily lunchtime scroll, right? SO when I see a post about a guy named Elon Musk, paired with something absolutely fucking ridiculous, my brain just goes: Oh. Tumblr made up another meme guy. This one's rich. That's funny.

I don't remember, but I'm possibly even reblogging stuff about Elon Musk during this time, still thinking it's a meme name. I mean, look at it. Elon Musk. Sorry, dudebro, but your name be dumb.

Elon Musk wants to build his own spaceship. Okay, Tumblr. Sure. It's like a Tony Stark that's just buttfuckingly stupid. I get the meme. Cause, like, he does crazy fucking stuff, right? Crazy stupid stuff. Gotta be a meme. Tumblr's really going for it, I think. Alright.

Anyway, Elon Musk comes up in a Discord GC one day, and my friends are talking about him like he's a real person, and I just said:

Hold on. I thought he was a meme.

Chat, of course, is silent for a drastically embarrassing amount of time, and then explodes.

And that's how I learned, in front of a bunch of friends, that Elon Musk was NOT a tumblr meme character, but a real-life idiot doing real-life crazy ass shit. It took me a humiliatingly-ass time to realize it, and I DO still get Sevdragged about it to this very day.

tl;dr due to my head-in-the-sand tendencies and my love of Tumblr, unlike the rest of you, I had a blissful period in my life where Elon Musk was completely made-up.

I wish that were still true.

[raggedy-spaceman]

This is the funniest thing cause if Neil leaves Twitter then the only social network where he’ll be fully active is Tumblr. How the turntables!

[kill-me-with-a-spoon]

Well done Elon. I'm sure this was a great finding that couldn’t have been discovered any other way. Totally worth the hundreds of hours of work and billions of dollars spent on the development of your biggest toy thats now at the bottom of the ocean.

Well atleast we now know how Super Heavy+Star Ship flies with engines that got damaged during launch.

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[charmac]

Never breathed a bigger sigh of relief in my life than I did seeing the steering wheel and getting confirmation that they’re not actually using Tesla in this episode

[millimononym]

Tweetsongs' tyranny part 2

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