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gretagerwigsmuse · 2 years

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2, 41, 48, 73😈

thanks lisi 🥰

2. who sleeps in and who is the early bird?

i'm still convinced his callsign is ironic - they def both love to sleep in and they def sleep trained gil and maggie to sleep in too

41. who’s the most self-aware?

this one was tough for me because i feel like they both outwardly appear to be really strong and emotionally mature, but they're very much mirrorball girlfriend/this is me trying boyfriend vibes? so i feel like they gain self awareness and better sense of self thanks to each other? though i feel like bradley slightly edges her out at the moment

48. who’d refuse to pay the others bail just to mess with them?

oh my god there's no fucking way girlie is paying his bail - 'you probably deserved it anyway' - but she'd still show up, even if she takes the long way to get there. i'm picturing that scene in father of the bride when nina bails george out of jail after the bun incident.

73. whose hobbies/interests change every 2-5 business days?

bradley definitely. especially with the kids, he indulges their every whim and often gets caught up in it too? i feel like he does projects around the house a lot of just like only half finishes him and then she quietly hires someone to finish it

otp questions ask

#asks #bradley and smart aleck #thanks lisi 🥰

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liorae · 2 months

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hihi liz!! how are you doing? how was your day? ^^

pd1: who is your enha bias? do you stan any other groups? sorry if there are too many questions, i just would love to get to know u more!!! 💓

pd2: if u don't mind me asking, when is your birthday? i think we may be of the same year 🤭

hi lisy (can i call you lili / lis)!! i’m doing well, thank you for asking!! it’s a lovely day, drafting a few chapters for perfect pretend and potential new releases!! ^^ how are you and how’s your day, love?

my enha bias is jungwon !! who’s yours, i’m also curious. aside from enhypen, i love the boyz, newjeans, and 8turn. i left the kpop scene for a bit but i’m slowly making a comeback. i’m also really into solo artists! and don’t worry about the questions, i love them! i would definitely love to get to know you more too ! 💕

i was born november 2004! let me know if we’re of the same year whenever you see this 🫶🏼

#♥︎ — mailbox!!#♥︎ — mutuals!!#♥︎ — lisy!!

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strawberrystepmom · 5 months

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If you get this, answer w/ three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs. anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog!

thank you for asking zeki!! <333 i hope you have a great day today

in my full name, there are 5 L's between first (2) middle (1) and last (2). always taking an L over here <3

i've broken damn near all of my fingers and toes at least once but the only major "break" i've ever had was fracturing my collarbone when i was 11.

i loved trashy girl lit when i was in high school and tbh even into adulthood and i have read no series more than i've ever read the clique by lisi harrison LMFAO

#answered

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emixion · 7 months

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What was the monster high fandom like?

Oh hello! Thanks for asking!

Monster High was my first fandom experience. I remember its initial launch in 2010 but I didn’t really get into it until late 2011. MH had a big presence on Flickr, Deviantart and Youtube back then, though that was mainly doll related. The Lisi Harrison books were still being released at the time, which were better received back then.

A HUGE part of my early experience was a blogging/forum site specifically for MH called monsterhighdolls.com. It was hosted by Atamaii Toys, who was a toy reviewer at the time.

The official MH website was still up and it was full of personality. I used to go on every Friday night for the new webisode. Monster High was actually my introduction into the fanfic world. AO3 wasn't as prominent back then those I mostly stuck to fanfiction.net and occasionally Deviantart. The fics themselves were usually a mixed bag, but I remember a few long epics that were ongoing for awhile. Bonus that ff.net automatically filters out mature works by default so I wasn't being bombarded with anything too graphic. SDCC was the fandom Christmas. There would always be a ton of reveals at the MH booth and a lot of the cast would be there too instead of only designers. Toy Fair was also a huge deal. The earliest fandom discourse I can remember was when the 'Why Do Ghouls Fall in Love?' trailer dropped and people were arguing about the quality of the new animation style. Of course, my sixth grade self felt like the world was ending. If anyone wants to know more about a specific are of the fandom (doll photography, reviews, fanart, fanfics, discourse, leaks, ships, official brand events, etc.) lmk cuz I could go on and on forever and I'd rather not ramble.

#monster high #mh #sorry anon for taking so long to answer #had some sort of virus and didn't feel up to typing too much

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lilbittymonster · 12 days

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i need to know more about the two unnamed wolmeric kids that appeared the other month 👀👀👀

So I already have two wolkids, a son and a daughter, and I don't remember what I was talking about but I remembered the sidequest in Sui-no-Sato about the Raen woman having a child with a Hyur and their son having almost no scales.

And so I was rolling around what non-draconic children of theirs would look like (Lisibet's a special case, she is the most daughter of dragons). So I'm still kinda torn on whether or not they'd do the thing that biracial twins do, where one will look like one parent and one will look like the other while still being very obviously twins. But they would both have horns and tails and probably no scales either way.

And by the time they come around, Lisi's grown, Pierre's been grown for years, and they aren't trying intentionally to have more children but they aren't not trying to have children? And it's less nerve-wracking now that Kitali knows she can actually have children and they wind up being healthy which was the reason Pierre is adopted. Post ShB she didin't know if between carrying the eye of Hraesvelgr, absorbing all the Light aether in ShB, and having an extra shard merged with her would make it dangerous to have biological children. I wouldn't say Lisibet is normal by any stretch of the imagination but she's certainly healthy!

One of them is trans, he figured it out at around the same age Alphi did, so both he and Estinien are happy to be the Adult Role Models for him, and Alberic offered to contact the alchemist's guild in Ul'dah the way he did for getting Estinien's fantasia to save Kitali from having to go to Ul'dah herself (even though she doesn't mind Severian he's one of the few people she actually likes in Ul'dah.)

I think I'm mostly stuck on whether they'd have Xaela or Ishgardian names since Kitali has had several years to reconnect with her family still on the Steppe. I thought about doing one of each but I'm leaning more towards first name being one culture and middle name being the other. They're very much still in the soup atm.

This got a lil rambly but I hope that sated your curiosity! Thank you so much for asking!

#replies #anon #i really need to hammer out a timeline since the wolkid bubble pocket dimension is creeping ever closer to their canon

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wordstome · 11 months

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🍓 🌵 📚 for the ask game!

🍓 ⇢ how did you get into writing fanfiction? Oh, god. So in terms of COD fanfiction, I've harped on this many a time, but as a recap: Shrike was the first thing I'd written after a long dry spell, and I have danibee and ceilidh to thank for that. It's good to be writing again.

But if you want to talk about what got me into writing fanfiction ORIGINALLY? ...I have like, this clear mental image of the house I lived in during my middle school years, and this little pink laptop that I used almost exclusively for writing. I think the first fanfiction I ever wrote was for The Clique (the book series by Lisi Harrison), but my first long form fanfiction was My Little Pony, if you can believe it??? It feels weird considering the reputation that fandom took on, but I was actually the target audience for it at the time... It kind of jumpstarted my love for complex and emotional character dynamics, which I'm still doing!

🌵 ⇢ share the link to a playlist you love Oh, boy...see, when I listen to music, I usually listen directly from an artist's album and jump around. My attention is too fickle to stick to a playlist, if you can believe it 🥲 The playlist I listen to the most is my big 22-hour long kpop playlist, and I can certainly link that here if people want to see it, but here's a little treat for people who have been following my blog: it's the playlist I listen to for the university au (I gave it a name: now playing)

Keep in mind, I never actually planned on sharing this with anyone, so the list is in order of most relevant songs for character building: it's not really up to my personal standards of telling a story and being musically cohesive. But I hope you enjoy!

📚 ⇢ what's the last thing you wrote down in your notes app? Oh BOY...it was "by allah you people are dogs. i will reblog as usual" in my Big Long List of Potential Discord Statuses. If you don't use Discord: you can set a status that shows up under your name, and I have a list of hilarious ones that I'll pick from whenever I want to change my status. Here are a few:

And as a bonus...some ideas that are rattling around in there

(I can’t promise any of these will see the light of day…)

#chthonian-spectre #answered #ask game #fic: now playing

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omniithe-deer · 1 year

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I noticed you were asking about the monster high books. You can always check your local library to see if they have them, thats where i read them. you can also check Open Library. They have archives of i believe all the Lisi Harrison books (though it may take some searching cause they have editions in other languages besides english so you just have to make sure you have the correct edition.

Thank you for the information! Alas, I don't know if my local library even has a novel section, and if it did, it would only have children's books, mainstream novels, christian novels and novels written by local authors. I'll probably try Open Library though.

#ask #monster high books #i just wanna read them 🥺

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angstmongertina · 2 years

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Wow, I am terrible at technology, that last ask was supposed to be for Lia/Lyon I just... Hit send early? Or something? Idek anymore.

I randomed an "11" for you this time!

(Feel free to 🌀 yourself if you don't like 11 though)

So I absolutely meant to write additional scenes for this but I've been wholly distracted by a separate Cinderella AU for them now, so I will just post what I have so it doesn't burn a hole in my fic folder while I work on the whole AU lol. Thank you for the prompt! <3 I did, in fact, decide to run with 11 and it ended with me realizing what exactly Lia saw in Lyon in the first place, so thank you for that as well! :D

11. Heartbeat

At first, she approached him out of a sense of propriety. After all, as a delegate at the Seven Kingdoms Summit, she had a duty to meet as many of her fellows as possible, as soon as possible. And, given the circumstances surrounding her attendance, that Included the rest of the delegation from her own kingdom.

What possessed her to approach the Duke first and foremost was less apparent. It was certainly not from any encouragement on his side—while few of the Jiyelese delegation seemed to possess any more enthusiasm for socialization than she, a young lady who was attending out of obligation rather than desire, did, the duke was hardly one of them, though his expression seemed more… guarded, more uncomfortable, than anything else.

Perhaps that was it; it was not immutable, his attitude towards their fellow delegates. It was born of discomfort, likely of longstanding isolation, and she couldn’t help but try.

And shockingly, wonderfully, it worked. Oh, he had few words at first, his conversation stilted enough that it seemed to be an intentional obstacle on his part, but he was not immune to light coaxing and gentle teasing, even allowing a subtle smile to soften his features at her most pointed comments. And the words came easily, once she noticed his faint hint of interest. It was guarded, of course, carefully buried beneath stoic masks and, very likely, pointed reminders of what topics were and were not appropriate for social niceties, but once she did notice, it seemed almost impossible to not see the subtle shifts in his expression, the flicker of genuine enthusiasm in his eyes, as she ventured to ask his opinion on Mozi and Lisi, and offer hers in return.

It was a strange thing, to engage in such a discussion. After years of having only her family and servants as company, years where her conversations were on crop rotations and book balancing rather than philosophical treatises and academic debate, it was unfamiliar to banter and quip, to speak of theories and abstractions that she had only managed to glean through books borrowed and perused on late nights, made later by extra work. It was strange. It was enjoyable.

It was… right, somehow.

Still, she was not so deeply enthralled in the discussion that she missed the glances they received from the others, a mix of curious and calculating, particularly from other, no doubt more eligible, young ladies.

Then again, she did not require training for the summit to know that she was close to overstepping the bounds of propriety with the length of their conversation.

As she excused herself, he returned her formal farewell with alacrity, bowing and excusing himself a retreat into his self-imposed exile, in a corner far from the rest of their fellows, with a speed that perhaps should have been discouraging. And yet, even so, there was a change in his posture, in the manner with which he held himself, that lessened the disapproval which had earlier seemed to radiate off of him. For a moment, she granted herself a moment to pause, allowing the success of the interaction to bolster her nerve.

Maybe, just maybe, she was not quite so out of her league. Indeed, perhaps, she could make a small difference in her own way, could make some… pleasant memories, or even friends, from the unfortunate circumstances. Even if she did still have the rest of the gauntlet to face.

Taking a deep breath, she turned back to the rest of the hall and summoned her most friendly smile, though even so, she couldn’t stop herself from glancing back towards the corner, towards him, with a silly smile that she couldn’t fight, even if she wanted to.

And, strangely, wonderfully, she had no desire to.

#faejilly #Tina writes stuff.#Tina plays 7KPP.#awkward duke of my heart #otp: not intolerable #Lady Camellia of Jiyel

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laikahh · 1 year

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hi, i stole it from my friends discord bcuz i think you'd appreciate this amazing image

THE WAY I KEPT THIS ASK MARINATING IN MY INBOX FOR 4 MONTHS ... i am so sorry tumblr user tojad-lisi i love this image its really good . thank you and i am sorry

#voidcore.txt but like responding i guess

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looye29 · 2 years

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ever heard that stress gives you gray hairs and could even cause your hair to fall out?Your hair is actually produced by your skin, and your skin is very sensitive to stress. 12Constant stress FLOODS your body with a hormone called cortisol, which irritates and inflames your skin, leaving it looking wrinkled and aged, like withered tree bark. 13Recently, scientists involved in a peer-reviewed clinical study separated two groups of people into a group that took Ashwagandha and a group that didn’t… 14They tried to keep as much about the two groups the same as possible, including their diet…After 60 days, blood tests were drawn, and the group that took Ashwagandha had 27.9% less cortisol in their blood than the group that didn’t!Less cortisol means less stress, and less stress means less damage to your skin. And that’s not all…Ashwagandha is also packed full of special compounds called steroidal alkaloids15 that actually help your skin heal signs of aginglike dark spots, blemishes, fine lines, and wrinkles. 16The result? Younger, smoother, healthier looking skin.And yes, Ashwagandha will give you healthier, fuller hair as well. After all, your hair is a part of your skin...Just check out what these people have said after taking Ashwagandha:Maiko I was very skittish but I am a TRUE believer now. I have been drinking Organifi every single day for almost 3 weeks, my skin is smoother and hair looks shinier! Beth It’s only been 2 months, and I already feel more energetic and happy! My skin looks younger and I’m sleeping better than I have in years. Thank you Organifi. You’re making my 58th year the healthiest one yet.That’s why we included Ashwagandha on our list of superfoods healthier than kale.At this point, you may be thinking…Boy, Spirulina and Ashwagandha sound like the bee’s knees… but how do I take them?Where do I get some? Exactly how much do I need?And these are all great questions, all of which I’ll answer in just a moment.Before that, however, really quickly, let me ask you…Over 205 million Americans do, and if you’re one of them, you’ll want to listen closely…Because while the caffeine in coffee can wake you up and give you energy… you’re probably well aware that it has negative side effects as well…Withdrawal headaches… nervousness... insomnia... upset stomach… even a fast heartbeat…These are all well-documented side effects confirmed by scientific institutions like the Mayo Clinic.18(And then there’s your “coffee breath.” Ewww.)Plus… if you take your coffee with sugar and cream, you may be horrified to find out that your coffee is making you fatter, every single morning.So is there a way to get the same benefits of coffee, without all the negatives?And the KEY… is this little plant right here.It’s called Matcha Tea, and taking it can give you as much mental clarity and focus as a cup of coffee, but without the damaging effects of caffeine.In fact, Matcha is actually far healthier for you than coffee because it has a special compound called L-theanine in it.L-theanine is almost exactly like caffeine, except without all the negative side effects.No nervous jitters. No anxiety. And no caffeine crash afterwards.Just pure, focused energy.According to a 2008 study in a prominent peer-reviewed journal of clinical nutrition…19“L-theanine significantly increases activity in the alpha frequency band which indicates that it relaxes the mind without inducing drowsiness. [...] L-theanine, at realistic dietary levels, has a significant effect on the general state of mental alertness or arousal.”Think about what you could accomplish during the day if you had more, longer-lasting energy.More work, more chores, and at the end of the day… more time for yourself.That’s why we suggest you have some Matcha Tea in the morning, instead of coffee.Because although they’re a little bit similar in that they give you energy (...albeit, different kinds of energy…) there’s one area where they’re completely different...Matcha is packed with antioxidants.

If I had to guess, if you’ve been reading this report to this point, you’re probably someone who cares about their health as much as I do...So I’d wager a guess that you’ve probably heard the word “antioxidants” before, and you know that they prevent disease and fight dangerous free radicals in your body.Coffee doesn’t have a whole lot of antioxidants inside...But like I said, Matcha Tea sure does.20In fact, it has about 17 times as many antioxidants as blueberries, and about 125 times as many as spinach!21Are you beginning to see why we love Matcha Tea so “Matcha”?And in addition to all of this...That’s why Matcha Tea was a no-brainer for our list of superfoods healthier than kale.Now, I promised I would show you my 7-second “Green Spoon Solution” for boosting your metabolism and burning extra calories throughout your day...Which includes an orange-colored root that lets you eat sweets without getting fat.22And don’t worry... it’s NOT carrots and it’s NOT sweet potatoes either…First, however, allow me to introduce myself.I’m Drew Canole, the founder of Organifi and CEO of FitlifeTV.Most people know me as the weird “juicing” guy they saw on Reader’s Digest, The Los Angeles Times , or NBC.I don’t really care a whole lot about all that though...See, I love cool fruits, vegetables, and herbs that make for a healthy body,And I love showing these foods to people like you who care about their health so that you can look and feel younger and have the dream body you’ve always wanted.But my journey started long before all of that, when I was 35 lbs overweight and constantly tired.I worked a finance job, slumped over a computer all day.So I stuffed my face with things like french fries, potato chips, and ice cream.I put on more and more weight and worse… when I tried to lose it, it wouldn’t come off, no matter what I tried!I tried low fat “diet” foods. I tried cutting calories. I tried exercising a lot, but I just ended up eating more.Nothing worked. I felt helpless… I thought, “I guess gaining weight is just a result of me getting older and my metabolism slowing down…”And even though I was desperate for a solution, I wasn’t going to shell out money for liposuction or anything like that.I felt like there wasn’t a whole lot I could do.It was a glass of this weird “green juice.”And… you guessed it… it was filled with superfoods like the 11 I’m sharing with you today… Spirulina, Ashwagandha, Matcha Green Tea, and more.In a few short months, my life completely changed. I lost the weight, got my energy back, and I felt alive and awake again.My stress levels were at an all time low, and the 35 lbs melted almost effortlessly off my body.Even after a long, hard day work, I was still humming with energy...Ready to hit the gym, meet up with friends, get my errands done.In other words, for the first time, I was actually living my life ... instead of being so tired after work that all I could do was surrender to my couch for another night Netflix.Most of all, I felt healthy, happy, and young again. My friends even noticed and commented on how much more confident I looked.I realized something I still stand by today.And it’s something that every single one of our 2.2 million fans stand by as well.Health is just so important, and without it, it’s really hard to enjoy things like family and vacation.So after that, I made it my mission to bring the same total life transformation to as many people as I can.My mission right now is 10 million people worldwide.And between Facebook, Youtube, and Instagram, we’re currently at about 2.2 million followers.23As you can see, we got a ways to go... which gets me fired up!Because I love seeing how happy people get when their bodies transform so quickly and so easily right in front of their eyes.They have more youthful energy, bigger smiles, and a zest for life they hadn’t felt for a long time.See, if you’ve found it difficult to lose weight or to consistently eat the right foods...It’s hard enough to work an exhausting

job, make dinner for the kids, and keep your house clean…But on top of all of that, you’ve got pressure from society to stay fit, look good, and to be there for your spouse.With all this pressure, who wants to clean up THIS every time they make a smoothie or eat some vegetables?Or if you’ve got two left thumbs like me, every time you try to use a blender, THIS happens…Ok, maybe it’s not THAT bad…But you do have to buy the right fruits and veggies, wash them, chop them up, and clean up after.That’s why today, I want to show you something that’s not for society, not for your spouse, not for your parents, or even for your kids…Believe it or not, this “Green Spoon Solution” will also optimize all areas of your health, including:Giving you fuller, healthier hair… boosting your daily energy levels… and turning your body young and fit again.You see, eating the right fruits and vegetables every day takes precious time and energy… time and energy you may not have, if you’re a busy person like me.And people kept asking me for a solution that was faster… easier.. and simpler.So I thought… what if all you had to do to:Supercharge your metabolism so you can melt belly fat...Fill your body with vitamins and minerals so your skin looks 10 years younger...And eat the healthiest foods on the planet so you have natural, long lasting energy all day long…Our goal in making this green juice was simple...We wanted you to be able to have 11 of the world’s healthiest superfoods, in just 7 seconds of work.You’ve already heard about a few of them:Spirulina, the protein-packed craving stopper that forces your body to shed weight and become slimmer, without counting calories or running marathons...Ashwagandha, the stress-reducing herb that smoothes away wrinkles and blemishes, leaving you with the skin and hair of a 20 year old...Matcha Tea, the antioxidant loaded, cancer-fighting green tea that gives you as much energy as coffee, without the negative side effects associated with caffeine.24All 3 of these, as well as the remaining 8 superfoods I’m about to reveal...Are inside this best selling, USDA organic, gluten free, soy free, dairy free, vegan Organifi Green Juice.And it’s so easy to make!Every morning, take 1 scoop of Organifi Green Juice, mix it with a glass of water, and congratulations… you just had 11 of the world’s healthiest foods in 7 seconds of work.Just a glass and a spoon you can toss in the dishwasher after.And unlike a lot of other green juices, this stuff actually tastes amazing.That’s because instead of adding unhealthy sugars, we’ve included a special ingredient.It’s a rare rainforest fruit from Southeast Asia that is so valuable the Chinese government has BANNED it from being grown outside the country.Because inside, there’s a compound 170 times sweeter than sugar25, but with ZERO calories and NO EFFECT on your blood sugar level.26And yes… that means you CAN enjoy sweets without getting fat!It’s not Stevia, and it’s not Aspartame, but it does make Organifi Green Juice unique in that it’s both delicious and unbelievably good for your body. I’ll reveal what that sweet ingredient is in just a moment...But to give you an idea of how healthy Organifi Green Juice is…One of the superfood ingredients inside, Babylonian Wheatgrass, is a food worshipped by ancient civilizations 5000 years ago for its positive impact on health and vitality…27And just 1 ounce of it is equivalent to eating over 23 pounds of ordinary garden vegetables!28So don’t be surprised if your cravings lower and your waistline shrinks as the numbers on the scale miraculously drop lower and lower…Because Organifi Green Juice doesn’t just attack fat loss by supercharging your metabolism and eliminating cravings with Spirulina…It’s got another amazing superfood that actually lets you eat sweets, and still lose weight!It’s an orange root that many eastern cultures use as a spice…And to understand how Turmeric is one of the world’s best fat loss tools…First you’ll have to understand how sugars, sweets, and carbs are making you fat.

You see, carbohydrates are just long strings of sugars stuck together, and once they hit your bloodstream, your body responds to all of these foods in the same way...It floods your bloodstream with a hormone called Insulin.29And Insulin tells your body to do pretty much one thing and one thing only…So these sugars go straight to your belly, your hips, your thighs, and worse… your internal organs.Where it gets stored in new fat cells. OR it gets stuffed into old fat cells until they’re bloated and bulging.So how does Turmeric fight all this?Well, when it comes to lowering blood sugar and stopping Insulin from wreaking havoc on your body, there’s arguably no better treatment than Turmeric… prescription drugs included!30A 2009 Auburn University study published by Biochemistry and Biophysical Research Communications explained it best…So go ahead… you can grab a doughnut, a cookie, or a slice of chocolate cake every once in awhile and not feel guilty…(As long as you had your glass of Organifi Green Juice that morning!)Of course, we don’t recommend going overboard and having a full on binge or anything… you should still be eating healthy foods the majority of the time.Just know that if you cheat once in awhile, it’s okay… you’ll STILL be losing weight!That’s why healthy, fit people all over the country are so excited about Organifi Green Juice…Just check out what they have to say:Robert started using this secret and lost 21 pounds... at the young age of 65.Sandra lost an incredible 41 pounds even though she was only eating this secret to improve my general health!Arthur lost 32 pounds and feels like he's 18 again… isn’t that amazing?Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you step out in your swimsuit at the next pool barbecue and you see their jaws hit the floor…They won’t know what hit’em!The reason why Organifi Green Juice is so effective when it comes to turning you into the healthiest version of yourself is this…Most people believe that foods that are good for you automatically taste like rabbit food.And if you’ve tried other green juices before, you may have had the unfortunate experience of drinking something that tastes a lot like lawn mower discharge... yuck!Or, you may have become frustrated watching the number on the scale staying the same or even going up…Not knowing the whole time that the green juice you’ve been trying has extra sugar added to make it taste good!Here’s where Organifi Green Juice separates itself from the pack…It’s cool, crisp, and refreshing (like a smoothie!), without the grittiness or the “grass taste” of other green juices.You see, here at Organifi, we believe that a food’s taste is a sign of its quality.If you’ve ever had fresh, organic fruits and vegetables straight out of a garden, I’m sure you’ve noticed the flavors EXPLODE in your mouth more brightly than any supermarket produce ever could.So if you think Organifi Green Juice’s amazing taste is because we get our ingredients from only the freshest, purest, most natural sources…You’d be absolutely right… partly.Yes, we did make this health-boosting, fat-melting drink with 11 of the world’s healthiest superfoods...And yes, we did find the freshest, highest quality ingredient sources on the planet…But for us, that wasn’t enough.We wanted to make absolute sure that you would LOVE the taste, so you drink it every morning and see your health go up and your weight go down…So we’ve added a special ingredient.We didn’t want to just add sugar or more sub-par ingredients like other companies do...So we did something completely different.We found a rare fruit that grows deep in the jungles of southeast China and northern Thailand…With a natural compound inside that’s 170 times sweeter than sugar32 , yet has NO effect on blood sugar levels, and has ZERO calories. 33This food is all-natural, grown from mother earth.It’s called Monk Fruit, and its extract is so sweet that just 1 gram of it is the same sweetness as all the sugar in 2 whole bottles of Coca Cola.

34We’ve included just a touch of it inside Organifi Green Juice to give it more of a sweet, “smoothie” taste, without the fattening effects of sugar.Monk fruit is so rare and valuable that the Chinese government has a BAN on it and its genetic material leaving the country.That means it’s only grown and manufactured in Asia, and is incredibly expensive to import.Luckily, we were able to work out a deal with a local farm there...And including it in Organifi Green Juice has been a game changer.Cindy (who has an AMAZING story) said “This is the best greens juice I have tasted.”Shelly just recently bought green juice and she loves the tasteDale said: “This is really good stuff. Tastes great, easy to use, mixes fast. It’s the thing I do in the morning.”And we get more and more of these messages every day, so you can rest assured:The crisp, refreshing, “hint of sweetness” taste of Organifi Green Juice is something you and your family are going to want to enjoy over and over again.And of course, we didn’t add Monk Fruit to Organifi Green Juice just for the taste…We only include the most powerful foods for boosting your physical and mental health in this recipe.You see, Monk Fruit (or Luo Han Guo, as the Chinese call it) used to be eaten by holy monks in the region to extend their lives.35It’s because this superfood is filled with powerful antioxidants not found in any other foods we know of…These antioxidants are called mogrosides, and are so potent that they’ve even been investigated as possible anticancer agents.36Are you curious what Organifi Green Juice tastes like?Click the button below to grab your supply now.Because of how rare and high quality our ingredients are, a month’s supply is normally pretty pricey…But for today only, we’ve included a massive discount for you.You may be surprised when you find out how big it is… more on that in just a moment.When your Organifi Green Juice arrives at your doorstep in a couple days, go ahead and mix your first glass in just 7 seconds.Here’s what you can expect...However, there’s one key difference… you won’t feel jittery or anxious.And that energy is going to stay with you the entire day.You can thank Matcha Green Tea, Ashwagandha, and the other superfoods inside for that.Pretty soon, you’ll smile as you see the pounds start melting off effortlessly…You’ll notice that you may look different in the bathroom mirror as your skin and hair become smoother, healthier, and younger…But Organifi Green Juice isn’t just about that...It’s about you becoming a healthiest version of yourself you can be.That’s why we’ve included a superfood called Chlorella.It comes from an organism related to sea kelp, and is so packed with protein, healthy fats, fiber, chlorophyll, vitamins, and minerals that it’s known as “nature’s ultimate multivitamin.” 37Just look at its nutrition facts:38Spinach, broccoli, and kale move aside! Chlorella is healthier and more nutrient dense than ALL 3.39With this many nutrients inside, expect your immune system to strengthen.No more random head colds, sore throats, and flus… no more being tired all the time…In fact, Nutrition Journal recently published findings that eating Chlorella significantly increases your serum concentrations of NK lymphocytes, interferon-γ, interleukin-1β, and interleukin-12 - all markers of immune health - after just 8 weeks.40And Chlorella isn’t even the healthiest ingredient inside…That title belongs to a Himalayan plant known as “The Tree of Immortality.”More on that in just a moment...41You see, we wanted Organifi Green Juice to cover all aspects of your health…A truly done-for-you, all in one solution… in just 7 seconds a day.So we’ve included a splash of Eureka lemon, to alkalize your body42, calming down heartburn and upset stomachs.43And to also fill you up with Vitamin C… 187% of your daily recommended intake in just 1 cup… boosting your immune system even further to fight off disease.44We’ve added green-leaf beets to detoxify your blood and the rest of your body.

You’ve heard of “fasts” and “cleanses” to rid your body of toxins you get from preservatives and chemicals lurking in our daily lives…Well, your liver is the organ that removes all that from your system.And green-leaf beets feed your liver three compounds, betaine, pectin, and betalaine, that are scientifically proven to improve its function.45We’ve added rhizomatic spearmint, which naturally soothes away headaches and migraines, 46 and helps with digestion.47In fact, you’ll be getting so much fiber that any bloating, constipation, or diarrhea you may be experiencing will all but disappear!48 But we haven’t forgotten the most important nutrient of all … WATER!And not just any water… coconut water...Organifi Green Juice has a hydrating dose of coconut extract, which is filled with potassium to give you electrolytes and help your body absorb more water.49That reverses the effects of time on your body, turning around the clock and giving you back the energy, metabolism, and youth you had in your early 20’s.50It grows in the mountains of Tibet, and its powerful anti-aging effects are so worshipped that native cultures have called it...“The Tree of Immortality” ... or the “Never Die Tree.” 51Scientists in the western world call it the Moringa Tree, and just 100 grams of its leaves contains: 529 times the protein of yogurt.10 times the vitamin A of carrots.15 times the potassium of bananas.17 times the calcium of milk.12 times the vitamin C of oranges.25 times the iron of spinach.Ancient native traditions claim that this tree prevents 300 different diseases.53And modern science pretty much agrees.54But it doesn’t just make you younger on the inside…It wouldn’t be so well known for its “anti-aging” effects if didn’t also make you younger on the outside! 55Believe it or not, Moringa tree leaves contain compound inside called Zeatin, which nourishes your skin cells, smoothes out wrinkles, and reverses the aging process.And it just so happens that Moringa leaves contain several thousand times more Zeatin than any other known plant.56No wonder why people call it “The Tree of Immortality.”Now, obviously… including Moringa Tree leaves as an ingredient doesn’t mean Organifi Green Juice will make you live forever...But because we’ve included the healthiest ingredients found on mother earth…Mixed in just the right proportions so that all aspects of your health are taken care of…We’re talking: Spirulina, Ashwagandha, Matcha Green Tea, Babylonian Wheatgrass, Turmeric…Coconut Water, Eureka Lemon, Rhizomatic Mint, Green-leaf Beets, Chlorella, Moringa…All inside one delicious tasting drink you can take in just 7 seconds every morning.That’s why people send us messages saying things like:Merry OMG, just had my first glass and I LOVE IT!!! So excited that it’s so yummy!Peggy Been using it for six months. Love it!!! I had a week when I ran out and I could tell a huge difference without it!!Lorena I’ve been drinking the Organifi juice for three weeks and it’s awesome… I love it.This truly is… the best green juice nutrition product on the market.And as you can imagine, having such high quality ingredients means it’s not cheap...Yet I’m pretty sure you’re going to be shocked at just how affordable it is.For example, if you were to buy all 11 of the superfoods you discovered today, in the exact amounts you need to unlock their potent benefits, here’s what you’d pay...And honestly… you may not even be able to find some of these other ingredients…But if you know where to look, you may be able to find Babylonian Wheatgrass60Because you’ve watched this entire presentation, we know that you care about your health, just like I do.We’re so confident Organifi Green Juice will help you achieve your health goals that if you’re not completely satisfied after 60 days…If you don’t see the pounds melting away... gain more energy… have glowing, youthful skin… and become a healthier, happier, younger-looking version of yourself…And if you don’t absolutely LOVE the taste

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Hi lovely Jess. I was just thinking how I'm pretty sure Lashton is the most popular ship, at least in this platform. You instantly came to my mind given the nice amount of (amazing) Lashton fics you've posted. My question is: do you also think Lashton is the most popular ship? If so, why do you think is that?

I think it has something to do with how Luke and Ashton are perceived by many people: Luke as a more "femine" kind of guy, and Ashton as more dominant person.

Hello darling Lisi!! So, unsurprisingly, because I'm me, this turned out longer than I meant for it to lol. Warning in advance.

But, actually, lashton is not the most popular ship in the slash community! I would say it is at current date (as most active writers are lashton writers), that's true. So I know why it feels like that! Almost all new content in the slash community is lashton. But, if you go on ao3 and filter by ship, this is what we come up with.

muke: 2773 works

lashton: 2612 works

malum: 1671 works

cashton: 1246 works

cake: 1184 works

mashton: 722 works

BUT I do have my theories as to why lashton is as popular as it is (especially in comparison to the other ships; there's such a significant disparage between lashton & muke and the other ships). And I have personal beliefs as to why muke is so popular as well. Keep in mind, these are statistics from since the beginning of 5sos, and most were written in the 2014-15 era (for perspective, there are 510 pages of 5sos fic on ao3 and only 163 of those are written 2017 and after, and if you've noticed there is a very distinct difference between fic written after the band's haitus and before). 2014 Muke really sold it to audiences but Lashton has gotten to be the more popular ship as the band has grown older (and Ashton has grown noticeably buffer/more masculine, and Michael noticeably less sexual) so I think it would be completely fair to assume that the majority of the fics in these 163 pages (roughly 20 fics displayed a page) are lashton.

Now, the reason I think lashton is so popular (and I almost wrote a very mini shitty essay about this a while ago that I decided no one wanted) is for exactly the reasons you said.

Luke is viewed by consumers as a very explicit type of Pretty Boy; he has delicate features, he's rather soft-spoken and shy at times, he's long-legged, blond, and blue-eyed, and at this point in his career he has no problem wearing makeup, sheer clothes, and shaking his ass.

Meanwhile, Ashton is a very masculine-presenting person. He's intense at times, very obviously a dominating force (while Luke has always been a more submissive personality type) in interviews. Also, Luke is the youngest. Ashton is very much the driving force of the band, he's the leader in a lot of ways, and Luke is the baby. There's so many videos and indications that Ashton very much takes care of Luke in a paternal way (ie. letting Luke live with him in 2017, offering the microphone to Luke in interviews, hyping Luke's low self-confidence by telling him when he looks good, constantly assuring Luke he's doing alright with answers/performance, fixing his clothes, very fond teasing and occasional small pinches/touches of affection). Ashton plays dad for all three of those guys.

And, as I've established in a lot of my rants about this, people get off on very explicitly noticeable power dynamics. And the power dynamic (both physically and mentally) between Ashton and Luke is so absolutely apparent even to people that don't know them.

Ashton provides for Luke and is consistently in a "dominant" position over him from the sheer standpoint that Luke idolizes Ashton (and always has). It's very much the caregiver/recipient relationship.

And people enjoy that trope in romance because (and I cannot say this enough) media very much pushes heteronormative abusive as fuck dynamics on pretty much everything. That means there is a Man and a Woman. A Dominant and a Submissive. Predator and Prey. And it is oftentimes very easy to shoehorn Ashton and Luke specifically into those given dynamics based on what an audience already knows about these guys/sees on a surface level. On a very, very surface level Ashton is the Hard Top Daddy Dom and Luke is a Submissive Slutty Pouty Princess.

I can't help but point out how many blogs there are on tumblr that have bios/handles/content centered around "Bottom!Luke" or "Princess!Luke" and those people are always lashton shippers. You'll never find that kind of content for any of the other ships in this fandom. Which is very, if I'm one hundred percent frank with you, (I personally think) really gross. I don't like the way this fandom treats Luke like a fleshlight and Ashton as the dildo that gets to fuck him. Considering how much more there is to those guys than sex. PWP doesn't have to be so dehumanizing. But that's a whole other rant lol.

What I'm trying to say is, the reason why lashton is the most popular ship is how easy it is to make them straight. It's the constant placement of hetero standards/stereotypes on queer men. And because Luke is easy to make feminine and Ashton is easy to make masculine, they're perfect for fetishization.

#jessay #adri said that once and i thought it was funny #this is a jessay #also like i know i say it all the time but #Perpetuation of Rape Culture bro #pigeon #lemon #youngsingingheart #thanks for asking Lisi!!!#i love questions like this!!!#sorry this took so long

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What would Lisi be like in an au where she’s a mage?

pretty unrecognizable, tbh! her combination of reverence & survivor's guilt toward magic, and that 10-ton weight of duty as the privileged one, are the whole engine of her character driving everything she does, i don't think she'd really work as the DA2 protag without it

like she doesn't have any real desire to reclaim the family titles for her own sake. when carver's saying there's no point taking these huge risks to chase the past she'd agree with him 100%, they'd peace out for somewhere less templar-infested and wouldn't be around for the plot to happen lol. if it weren't for the quest to protect bethany at all costs, she'd end up as a line cook and be happy

which I guess isn't a very interesting answer. honestly i think that hawke's class is -The- customization option that makes the difference, way more than gender or the personality colors etc. whether they're a mage or not changes the whole thematic focus of their character arc, the emotional stakes, the relationship dynamics, to the point that it's almost fundamentally a different story

#thanks for the ask! <3 #like i think mage!lisi would have -some- motivation to restore the fortune out of guilt & obligation to her mother #but ultimately wouldn't be enough cause to move heaven & earth yknow #maaaybe she'd give it the old college try & stick around in kirkwall long enough to fall in with anders and the underground #but as a mage she'd just have so much more space to conceive of herself as her own person #in a way that's just completely outside her ken as a warrior #she'd be fundamentally a different character #da #lisi hawke

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drop an actor in my inbox and I’ll tell you all of their movies I saw

#hollandcreep #I forgot tumblr changed their layout and the asks look so dumb now ugh #thanks for the ask my love #ask games #lisi answers

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talktomeinclexa · 3 years

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A Green Card For A Blue And Yellow Girl

By: TalktomeinClexa

Rating: Mature

Status: Complete

Warnings: mentions of the war in Ukraine, nothing too detailed

Summary: When Clarke accompanied Sean Penn in Ukraine to film a documentary, she didn't expect to return home with a woman and her son. And when it becomes clear that, in order to stay, Lexa needs a green card, she offers to marry her. That's what nice people do, right?

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“Here it is, my humble abode,” the woman says, removing the keys from the door before dropping them in the entryway bowl. “Please, come in. You can put your stuff…”

Clarke lets the end of her sentence die, cursing the automatism that led her to say that. Because Alexandria Lisy doesn’t have stuff. She has nothing but the clothes on her back, and those have seen much better days after everything the women have been through in the last 24 hours or so. And she has a kid. The seven-year-old blond boy currently hiding behind his мати, his mother, his blue eyes dull and red and tear streaks still visible on his face.

“Let me show you where the room is.”

The two-bedroom apartment, located in the suburbs of L.A., smells so sterile after the acrid odor of Kyiv that Clarke wishes she could bottle it. It will take her a while to forget the smoke coming from the burning buildings, the thundering missiles flying over them, the cries of the wounded… She can only imagine how hard it must be for Alexandria and Aden.

The bedroom is clean despite her two-week absence. She changed the bedsheets before the trip, anticipating that she would be too tired after the flight back to bother with it. Never in her wildest dreams did she imagine she would return accompanied.

“Make yourself comfortable. The shower is across the hallway. I’ll get you some towels and… You can just borrow some of my clothes for now,” she adds after a brief pause, opening the drawers to show Alexandria where everything is. “It’s going to be too big for Aden so we’ll have to go shopping tomorrow. I’m going to order some food. Unless you would rather take a nap first?”

“Food sounds lovely, thank you,” the other woman replies. Those are the first words she has said since they have arrived in L.A., and Clarke’s stomach makes a little jump at the sound. The Ukrainian translator speaks with a mild accent, her words slow and just a tad too formal. Her voice remains poised as if she weren’t exhausted. As if enemy soldiers and a megalomaniac leader hadn’t taken everything from her in a matter of hours. “But this is your bed; we cannot take it. Where will you sleep?”

“In the other bedroom. I converted it into a studio last year so I could paint when I’m not working. Don’t worry, I’ll ask one of my friends to lend me an inflatable mattress. Octavia and Lincoln go camping all the time; they have plenty.” Alexandria frowns, and Clarke continues before she can protest. “Don’t worry about it. It makes more sense that you and Aden take the double bed in this room. We’re going to figure it out. It’s going to be okay.”

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Things are definitely not okay. They aren’t terrible either, especially in the grand scheme of things. After two years of a global pandemic and the risk of another World War breaking out, not much seems to be worthy of a “Kill me now” moment. But still, living with two strangers — no matter how polite and quiet they are — is difficult and awkward. It’s not that Clarke regrets her rush of generosity. She simply doesn’t know what to do to improve the situation.

Conveniently, working on the sequences they managed to film before their hasty departure from Kyiv keeps her in L.A. for the time being. But the images are painful to watch, and she can’t help but cry when she spots some of their local contacts who have since died. Sean Penn visits the studio regularly and spends even more time on the phone checking up with people and trying to push for harder sanctions against Putin. Clarke would marry him if she wasn’t developing the most ridiculous crush on the woman currently sharing her apartment.

When she gets back from the studio that evening, the assistant director finds her two roommates sitting at the kitchen table, a textbook in front of them.

“What does Klark look like?” she hears Alexandria ask. The way the woman pronounces the consonants in her name makes the corners of her mouth twitch every single time.

Aden looks at her, his brows furrowed in concentration, and she can’t help but come closer and wink at him. “She is… She has blond, long hair and blue eyes. She has pretty.”

“Long, blond hair,” Alexandria corrects automatically before adding sotto-voce, “and she is pretty.”

“Well, thank you, Aden,” Clarke replies with a laugh, her cheeks pinking at the unexpected compliment. Did Alexandria mean it too, or was she merely correcting her son? “How about your mother? What does she look like?”

“She has long, brown hair and green eyes.”

“That’s right. Good job, buddy.” Clarke puts her hand in the air for him to high-five and, after a moment, he does so with a grin. Brazened by the small victory, she can’t help but add, “And she is very pretty too.”

The brunette’s ears turn red, and she looks bashfully at the floor. When her eyes find Clarke’s again, there is a warmth in them that hadn’t been there before. Maybe their situation doesn’t completely suck after all.

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[ID: Two images showing an excerpt from the first Monster High novel by Lisi Harrison. Together, they read:

"What are you drawing?" she asked.

It wasn't the most interesting question, but it was better than anything Candance was going to say.

Jackson consulted his sketch pad as if seeing it for the first time. "It's just the carousel. You know, while it's moving."

Melody examined the blur of pastels. Inside the smudged rainbow were subtle outlines of horses and children. It had a gauzy, elusive quality to it-like the haunting memory of a dream, appearing and disappearing in fractured flashes throughout the day. "That's really good," she said, meaning it. "Have you been doing it long?"

Jackson shrugged. "Bout a half hour. I'm just waiting for my mom. She had a meeting around here, so..."

Melody giggled. "No, I meant have you been drawing long. You know, as a hobby."

"Oh." Jackson ran a hand through his hair. The choppy layers fell right back into place like cards being shuffled. "Yeah, you know, a few years."

"Nice." Melody nodded.

"Yeah." Jackson nodded back.

"Cool." Melody nodded again.

"Thanks." Jackson nodded back.

"Sure." Melody nodded.

The organ music blaring from the carousel suddenly sounded louder. Like it was trying to save them from their monosyllabic bobble-heading by offering a distraction." End ID]

#monster high books #mh book 1 page 35 #mh book 1 page 36 #id in alt text #everyone posts all the bad cringy moments #which is totally fair #but i wanted to post some of the good and cute moments #mh books

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